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These GoFundMe’s keep getting better and better. Check this one out:
A rich chick from Manchester parks the Lexus her Daddy bought her in a handicapped spot, prevents actual handicapped people from parking, and now wants society to pay for her ticket?
Yup. We have officially hit rock bottom. It does not get any lower or more pathetic than this.
Here’s an idea Smashley – get a job. Ya know, like most teenagers do when they buy a car. Oh wait, you didn’t buy anything. You were handed a luxury vehicle. Because your parents have completely failed you, and have raised you to believe that everything is free, and it’s society’s job to bail you out.
Why not tell Mommy and Daddy about how you parked in a handicapped spot and have them cover it? Oh, that’s right. They’ll probably threaten to take away your cell phone for an hour. God forbid. Better jump on the Internet and embarrass yourself in front of thousands of people instead. And that’s exactly what happened, as thousands of people have apparently shared it. But she’s “good”:
Yup, nothing wrong with that!! And if you dare tell her that what she’s doing is complete guttertrash behavior, then it’s your fault for judging:
But she’s overcome so much:
You’re right Ashley, we don’t know you. We just see you voluntarily making yourself Internet famous because you chose to park in a handicapped spot and are Internet panhandling your way out of it instead of accepting responsibility.
Didn’t all you haters get the memo? You’re only allowed to say nice stuff to people on the Internet:
GoFundMe’s can be a great thing. They’ve raised a lot of money in a short amount of time for some very legitimate causes. But these bullshit GoFundMe’s water them all down and make people less likely to give in general, because they’re gonna be more skeptical of anything associated with GoFundMe in the future. The saddest part is that she’s already raised $125, including $30 from “Coach Greg”:
Pretty sure Coach Gregg isn’t doing this because he’s charitable. He’s hoping to get a big thank you under the bleachers after school. Just sayin.