This Day In Turtleboy

Rich Manchester Chick Parks Daddy’s Lexus In Handicapped Spot, Starts GoFundMe To Pay $250 Ticket, Plays Only God Can Judge Card

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We’ve gotten so many requests from turtle riders to do re-runs of our greatest hits, so we decided to add a new category – This Day In Turtleboy. We’ll be reblogging some of our greatest hits that happened on around this day in Turtleboy. 


These GoFundMe’s keep getting better and better. Check this one out:

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A rich chick from Manchester parks the Lexus her Daddy bought her in a handicapped spot, prevents actual handicapped people from parking, and now wants society to pay for her ticket?

Yup. We have officially hit rock bottom. It does not get any lower or more pathetic than this.

Here’s an idea Smashley – get a job. Ya know, like most teenagers do when they buy a car. Oh wait, you didn’t buy anything. You were handed a luxury vehicle. Because your parents have completely failed you, and have raised you to believe that everything is free, and it’s society’s job to bail you out.

Why not tell Mommy and Daddy about how you parked in a handicapped spot and have them cover it? Oh, that’s right. They’ll probably threaten to take away your cell phone for an hour. God forbid. Better jump on the Internet and embarrass yourself in front of thousands of people instead. And that’s exactly what happened, as thousands of people have apparently shared it. But she’s “good”:

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Yup, nothing wrong with that!! And if you dare tell her that what she’s doing is complete guttertrash behavior, then it’s your fault for judging:

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But she’s overcome so much:

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You’re right Ashley, we don’t know you. We just see you voluntarily making yourself Internet famous because you chose to park in a handicapped spot and are Internet panhandling your way out of it instead of accepting responsibility.

Didn’t all you haters get the memo? You’re only allowed to say nice stuff to people on the Internet:

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GoFundMe’s can be a great thing. They’ve raised a lot of money in a short amount of time for some very legitimate causes. But these bullshit GoFundMe’s water them all down and make people less likely to give in general, because they’re gonna be more skeptical of anything associated with GoFundMe in the future. The saddest part is that she’s already raised $125, including $30 from “Coach Greg”:

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Pretty sure Coach Gregg isn’t doing this because he’s charitable. He’s hoping to get a big thank you under the bleachers after school. Just sayin.


29 Comment(s)
  • Mike
    March 10, 2018 at 7:27 am

    Lol. A 1999 Lexus? Probably 300,000 miles. The ticket cost more than that shot box-the car isn’t worth much more either

  • Her poon loose like a Wizard’s sleeve
    March 9, 2018 at 11:18 pm

    Runs an old ES300. Nothing special about that car. It’s a glorified Camry, which is THE most boring car in America.

    March 9, 2018 at 1:26 am

    God look at this little pigs nose. Its so big and chunky. I kinda want to honk it! Pinch, pinch ~ honk ,honk. Honestly though, I bet if I honked it. the rest of her brain cells, I mean air sorry, would blow out through her ears!
    For fuck sake shoot her in the head too! Lmao I had to just scroll back up and look at it again. Fuck her nose got a nose. That thing is huge! Looks like Washington’s nose on mt, rushmore god its fucking huge.

    • Anon
      March 9, 2018 at 11:18 am

      What’s worse about this is the dumbasses who donated to her. I may not be the brightest light on a Christmas tree sometimes but at least I know better never to do shit like this. We’ve raised a generation of kids who believe everything in life comes free. These parents fucked up.

  • Hantzis
    March 9, 2018 at 12:33 am

    Stupid and shameful, but I guess you must be both.

    Thank you for putting your face and your somewhat literate but foolish words on the internet for the entire world to see.

    Please stay in school for as long as you can before for your parents catch on and decide that it is a hugh waste of their money.

  • Cracker
    March 8, 2018 at 7:16 pm

    I enjoy free speech and want to support the Turtle but you only accept credit cards. Where can I send you a personal check ? This site is worth every penny!

  • Cracker
    March 8, 2018 at 6:29 pm

    I jerk off to this daily because I’m a virgin and girls don’t like me.

  • Facebook Friend
    March 8, 2018 at 5:58 pm

    This was a fake one but people bit hook line and sinker DAZZ!
    Nyways does anyone know if Worcester schools are cancelled tomorrow and will their be a regular trash pickup up in the morning?
    FYI??? My friend found a cat last night and if you are missing a cat let me know 🙂
    If anyone is looking for baby clothes I have some for FREE or a donation if you want to donate great :O!

    • Cracker
      March 8, 2018 at 6:20 pm

      “Dazz”. Does anyone speak Negro? I’m curious about this new ghetto term.

  • Dianne
    March 8, 2018 at 5:27 pm

    Pretty sure you ran this exact story like a year ago give or take. Nothing new to write about.

    • Michael Hunt
      Coach Greg
      March 8, 2018 at 5:48 pm

      You must have missed the PARAGRAPH in bold that said:
      “We’ve gotten so many requests from turtle riders to do re-runs of our greatest hits, so we decided to add a new category – This Day In Turtleboy. We’ll be reblogging some of our greatest hits that happened on around this day in Turtleboy. “

    • Katrina Christensen
      March 8, 2018 at 6:00 pm

      Did you not see the part where they were asked to do re-runs or greatest hits so they’ve decided to add a new category called, This day in Turtleboy. They’ll be reblogging about greatest hits that happened on or around this day in Turtleboy. You’re Welcome!

    • JJ@AOL.COM
      March 9, 2018 at 1:45 am

      Pretty sure your a fuckin doetard and can’t read! Try HOOKED ON PHONICS IT WORKED FOR ME! why, o why are so many people so fucking dumb & clueless? It’s sad, it’s very sad. come on Dianne get it together. Here, we will try a phonics lesson together. PULL ~ IT ~TOGETHER ~ DIANNE !

      Dianne if you get this correct I will give you a super shiny gold star. If you don’t get it correct you will still get a precipitation award! Ready set go

  • Banging Hoes in the nose
    March 8, 2018 at 5:19 pm

    I’d refer to her as rich if that was a new Lexus and not a new “used” Lexus. Pretty sure a bottom of the line used Mercedes goes for about 15k

    • JJ@AOL.COM
      March 9, 2018 at 1:47 am

      Bangin hoes- its bach new to her!

  • AimeeLee
    March 8, 2018 at 5:07 pm

    It’s OK if you pick on her, because she’s white.

    Now I’m off to get railed by some Crips.

    • Captain Trips
      LL Cool J
      March 8, 2018 at 5:49 pm

      LeShawn gonna be there Aimee!

      He da one wit da 14 inch snake! Weez knows you be lookin fo dat!

      • AimeeLee
        March 8, 2018 at 5:53 pm

        You can count on it, my chocolate prince. I need some of that mandingo in my white tightie stretching my balloon knot until it looks like a wizard sleeve.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    March 8, 2018 at 4:58 pm

    She was last seen in Steve Levine’s basement

  • Guy In The Ad With A Third Eye In The Middle Of His Nose
    March 8, 2018 at 4:57 pm

    Chicks dig me because I don’t look like every other guy.

    • LMFAO
      March 8, 2018 at 5:00 pm

      just sprayed coffee all over my desk

    • AimeeLee
      March 8, 2018 at 5:55 pm

      I’d totes let you take me to poundtown with your weird eye but you’re not black.

  • Rhubarb
    March 8, 2018 at 4:44 pm

    …with all the negative attention, she changed her name, met the lt.Gov, became a State and found herself a sugar trooper.

  • vicxh
    March 8, 2018 at 4:44 pm

    I would. Ashley – hmu – I can help 🙂 (if you help me too ….)

  • Dr. Cock
    March 8, 2018 at 4:42 pm

    Would. Every hole.

    She’s got a skeet face too.

    • Beware
      March 8, 2018 at 4:59 pm

      I know this chick from manchester she is totally stupid and a huge slut. I banged her a couple of times and have her herpes to prove it. Stay away from this loser. Beware coach greg!!

      • Hot Chick From
        March 8, 2018 at 5:02 pm

        Herpes? That’s a dealbreaker.

  • WarrenPeace
    March 8, 2018 at 4:11 pm

    G/L Coach Greg

    • Strata
      March 9, 2018 at 10:57 am

      I think Coach Greg should explain why he’d give a big donation to such a stupid cause? Makes one wonder. Coach, your response ? ……..

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