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Who recognizes this winner?
It was literally a year ago tomorrow that we were introduced to Cape Cod’s biggest hardo rapper, Brian Costa, who set the world record for rhyming the n word with the n word more times in 3 minutes while filming in a backyard filled with discarded appliances and broken dreams:
He made a name for himself and his 38 member backyard rap crew by walking through the projects in Mashpee while using an auto tuner and drinking the nectar of the hoodrat – Henny:
It’s amazing he’s acquired all of this material success on his own.
But yet now he’s reduced to selling cocaine to undercover cops. Oh wait….
Turns out he dindu nuffin!
Should’ve stayed in Mashpee fam!
My question is, where’s Sauce Cobain at?
No way he heard that money calling and was’t getting a piece of that sweet potato pie. Yo Sauce, where you at?
Oh, how the mighty have fallen. I would’ve sworn a year ago that he was gonna make it big time. After all, you can clearly see he’s made a lot of progress with his studio development:
Obviously you can tell from the upgrades to the studio and the effort he’s putting into his craft that he should’ve made it big time by now.
Plus, peep the lyrics:
Eat your heart out Emily Dickinson!
He’s the best rapper on Cape Cod. Even ask him:
Don’t be frontin’ neither:
He could pretty much destroy any rapper, if only he could remember the rhymes….
And he’s got a message for all the haters who try to give him daps but don’t be sharing his music:
Check yoself foo!
Hit him up if you wanna be in the vid fam!
He also doesn’t like extremely successful Worcester rapper Joyner Lucas either, who he refers to as a “hoe ass n word.” He’s more a fan of Lil Pump:
I think most rap critics would agree.
Anyway, all you need to know about Holla Akbar here is that the priorities in his life are as follows:
- Pursue lucrative rap career
- Sell cocaine
Nowhere on that list does he mention raising the child that he seems to have brought into this world since we last blogged about him:
But he got his kid those fresh Jordan’s though. Because….hoodrat priorities y’all!
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Daily my Legend Grow. …Dailyyyy my Legend Growwwww…wins out all day
Haha, the wigger dropping the blunt at 1:31 was the best part of the ‘music video’.
That group of homos in the video stills looks like the waiting room at the welfare office.
And what the fuck is the deal with Hennessey cognac? I forget… didn’t Ice Cube or some asshole have some lyric about “sipppin’ on some Henney” and ever since then, it’s been the official overpriced beverage of people who steal baby formula because they can’t afford to feed their kids?
He’s shit, his raps are shit, and he can’t rhyme at all. Not one thing in that fb post rhymes, wtf happened to rap? We need to rewind about 20 years and and then just cut rap at about 2001-2002, anything past that just erase it from existence, it’s not rap it’s crap.
Don’t worry he can still become a Mass State Trooper if his rap dream doesn’t work out
Straight outta Provincetown no doubt!
Bunch of butt pirate bitches and no females
Nothing wrong with being gay.
The odor of gov assistance is overwhelming.
Drinking Hennessy, no jobs and living in filthy shitholes.
Animals.
Build the wall!
Fuck you Brett stop spreading lies. That’s not how my last name is spelled
He’s got a nice rack!
Brian Allbitch got caught suckin this clown off for a mixtape….
I want a mix tape
There’s that pussy Bret being Poor and just all around disgusting looking. SERIOUS QUESTION, when you look in the mirror and see your long greasy hair do you think it looks good? do you actually look at it and go “even though i havent showered in a couple weeks my hair still shines with grease”? Is that what you do? I get you’re poor, and probably cant always afford to buy hair care products but get a hair cut you fucking ugly bitch. YOUR MOTHER SAID MY SEMEN TASTE LIKES BLUEBERRIES. SO what town is 12 king road apartment 2 in bret? or do you just want to pretend you didnt say that?
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