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We Didn’t Know You Could Be A Hardo Rapper On Cape Cod Until We Found These Amazing Mashpee Rap Videos

We Didn’t Know You Could Be A Hardo Rapper On Cape Cod Until We Found These Amazing Mashpee Rap Videos

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Can you live on the Cape and still be a hardo? Most people would say, no, of course no – what kind of stupid question is that? Well, some local canal crawlers beg to disagree. Evidently there is a rap group call “Cyc Run The Town,” from the gangsta capital of America – Mashpee. And they keep it real in ways you’ve never seen before. Peep the vid “Narcotics” fam…

Question – how many times can you rhyme “nigga” with “nigga” in the same rap video?

Answer – trick question. There is no limit to the amount of times you can do that, as was clearly displayed in this well thought out artistic masterpiece.

So…..what should I wear today for the big rap video shoot? Oh, I know!! My favorite mess shorts and oversized white t-shirt!!

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And my boys will all wear their finest Sunday jorts!

Such a star studded lineup. How did they ever get them all together in one location? Do you understand how long we’ve been waiting to get tickets to see Sauce Cobaine?

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And Sauce and the crew even have their own backup dancers in their glamorous rap video shoots:

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The only thing that’s required to appear in one of these video shoots is a positive attitude, gratuitous use of racial slurs, and a half empty bottle of Henny.

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There are so many different locations they put together for this video, including, the backyard

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The other backyard

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The couch

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A different angle of one of the backyards, showing the state of the art dirt basketball court.

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Evidently Mashpee is where hoop dreams go to die.

Oh, and when constructing a scene for a rap video, make sure to stockpile as many children’s bikes as you can and lean them against the broken bathroom door that the cops kicked in during the last drug bust.

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I know in their minds they’re killing it in the rap game. But the video evidence suggests that the only think they’re killing is the lawn.

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And I’m 99% sure they’re using bed sheets for curtains.

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Also, you gotta feel pretty honored if you’re the one token white guy asked to be in this Mashpee rap video right?

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The only way to outdo a video like this is to make another video of you and the crew walking around the mean projects of Cape Cod, using an an auto tune while drinking the nectar of the hoodrat – Henny:

Gotta respect the guy with a broken arm who couldn’t sit this one out:

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That’s dedication right there. Must’ve injured it doing his taxes.

If you thought the other video was glamorous this one is way better. They even got Uncle Phil to come out in his favorite mess shorts and collared shirt.

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And if you’ve ever asked yourself, “I wonder how many slugrakes you can fit on one children’s playground drinking Henny,” your question is finally answered in this video.

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The answer? All of them.

Bonus points if you can find a background guy with a man bun.

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Or have someone do pull ups on a basketball rim.

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Or have your co-star do the chicken dance.

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Keep keepin it 100 Cyc Run The Town.

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P.S. We’ve been meaning to do a Cape Cod bone ride for the longest time. I think it’s about that time. The Cape has apparently turned into Brockton by the Sea.

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60 Comment(s)
  • Samantha F
    February 24, 2018 at 4:23 pm

    I honestly didnt think this was that bad i grew up in falmouth/mashpee and belive me gansta shit goes on all of you haters can shut the fuck up. I have heard way worse shit on the radio that you probably sing along to in your cars. Thos kid could make it he just needs a little practice thats all.

  • Dick sauce Cobain
    March 5, 2017 at 1:57 pm

    Hey, don’t make fun of me. I sell drugs & do drugs. Im a gangster from Mashpee that goes online and argues w/my hoes on live. I smoke cigarettes & pop pills w/my woes. Ps, i may have told on my plug to get a 250$ bail

  • Too funny
    March 1, 2017 at 1:11 am

    Dick Sauce….lmfaooooooo

  • Cape crusader
    February 28, 2017 at 8:21 am

    Dick Sauce Cobain is a child molester or something? He has restraing orders on him from little girls. Look it up.

    • Too funny
      March 1, 2017 at 1:12 am

      You sir are hilarious

  • Prettylady
    February 28, 2017 at 8:05 am

    Lmaoooooo. They suck bad. This was painful to watch

  • Ny rider
    February 28, 2017 at 4:51 am

    These guys are joking rite? There is no way this is their pathethic dream. No way at all. Expose these frauds.

  • MashpeeMe
    February 28, 2017 at 4:07 am

    He said “pop,pop, poppy, dropy, poppy, stopy, copy, nigga” “i love narcotics” lmaoooooooo
    Sounds like it & looks like. Fien squad. Kill yourself.

  • MashpeeMe
    February 28, 2017 at 3:54 am

    Sauce Cobain baby mom says he’s behind on child support.

  • Too funny
    February 28, 2017 at 3:49 am

    All clowns. No chance. The sauce guy looks like he on heavy drugs, every drug.

  • WamboIsFire
    February 28, 2017 at 2:39 am

    This guy is almost as bad as that East Bridgewater Badass Wambo….

  • T.O.
    February 27, 2017 at 3:30 pm

    I live 5 minutes from Trashpee and all these fucking clowns around here ask me for beats constantly. You all give cape cod, rap and most…least importantly yourself a bad name. Trash. Straight trash.

  • Tommy V
    February 27, 2017 at 10:19 am

    2Smoke and his boys need to take notes.

  • Phil ham
    February 26, 2017 at 10:06 pm

    HAHAHAHAHA BRIAN COSTA LOOKS LIKE A FUCKINN ARAB. Seriously this was some of the dumbest shit I’ve heard.

    February 26, 2017 at 9:53 pm

    They are not really HARDCORE cause if I learned anything from wangstah rap videos it is the fact you need half empty Mt.Dew bottles and special effects done with your Gateway 2000. These guys are amateur as it gets.

    Now on a serious note WTF is wrong with the youth of today? Do they think drugs, guns and gangs are cool? See what happens when you have kids that idolize rappers. I have a great fuckin idea how about rapping about finishing school, getting a job and being a contributing member of society? They wanna cry white privilege? Why because we go to school some of us move on to college and then most of us get jobs and contribute to society? Notice I say most. That’s because some of us think we are black and aspire to be thugs and gangsters. Be mad at us because we aspire to be more than hood rats. When did being a waste of oxygen become the cool thing to do? There are times I feel bad I had kids knowing that between the SJWS and SHIT STAINS like this it is gonna be the norm my kids have to deal with. It’s ok my kids will know how to defend themselves against the world. They will know how to be self sufficient and how to live off the earth. They will know how to properly use and handle a gun be it for hunting or self defense. I can only hope something AMAZING happens between now and when I am gone that cleans the earth of these wastes of oxygen so my kids don’t have to worry.

    • ZephyrCat
      February 28, 2017 at 10:20 am

      You, sir, are correct. My hat is off to you.

  • Earl Cash III
    February 26, 2017 at 9:32 pm

    Bunch of haters on here! Published, weak journalism. And pure discrimination spewed by typical white America! Mr Turtle can’t make it the real world of journalism so he must try to pray on our youth that are trying to do something productive. Which by the way you would never have the talent or courage to do. So go ahead and articulate your bigotry onto the internet because you happened to fail on a higher scale! You are an uneducated Turtle of a man!! Who tries to make a living by trashing something He knows nothing about. So slow turtle…Before you decide to criticise and stereotype ask yourself this question. “Could I do what they are doing”?? Great job Mashpee. Wampstrong. Keep grinding. Keep focused!!

      February 26, 2017 at 10:00 pm

      “so he must try to pray on our youth that are trying to do something productive”…. Ummmm productive? Yeah not so much. Aspiring to be a gangster is in no way productive to anyone.

      “Before you decide to criticise and stereotype ask yourself this question. “Could I do what they are doing”?…… I personally think that Turtleboy and most Turtle Riders don’t wanna do what they are doing because we are busy with our jobs and being contributing members of society.

    • LOL
      February 28, 2017 at 9:40 am

      Did you really just use the word productive in reference to this? Do you know what Cyc does for a living? Let’s just say the opposite of “productive.”

    • Bill
      February 23, 2018 at 10:28 pm

      It’s prey you moron

  • Wabbitt
    February 26, 2017 at 6:05 pm

    Dudes are proving that Hennything is possible.

  • Publius
    February 26, 2017 at 3:03 pm

    There once was a time kids did not aspire to be ghetto. When did ghetto and hood become cool? oh wait it isn’t.

  • Sara
    February 26, 2017 at 2:23 pm

    Cape Cod is Brockton by the sea! LMFAO! You should def check out the mean streets of Hyannis or Barnstable! Wareham is super dirty too! On your way down, be sure to stop at Anderson Ave in Kingston & Algonquin Heights & Forest Ave in Plymouth! You will not be let down!

  • White Pride White Power
    February 26, 2017 at 10:44 am

    LOL I love when TB just flat out TRASHES on blacks.

    • Getalife
      February 26, 2017 at 4:14 pm

      Their native not black get it right

      • Reality
        February 26, 2017 at 8:12 pm

        Native what? Shitskin? When I was growing up, Cape Cod was fucking Whitetopia. When did the NYC scumbags take over??

        • Yourekidding
          February 26, 2017 at 8:32 pm

          Native Wampanoag please get your facts straight about the cape. Learn the history

  • Turd Burglestein
    February 26, 2017 at 10:34 am

    Check out that 4th picture that has 2 guys holding hennessy bottles. Dude on left…his hennessy bottle looks like it has piss in it. Did they actually fill a bottle with piss to use as a prop for their rap video?

  • ZephyrCat
    February 26, 2017 at 9:36 am

    Gonna have to place heavily armed security at the rotary in Orleans. Cannot let the virus spread that far. I threw up a little when I saw THAT had infiltrated the Cape. Very Sad. I mean, they must be “the Help”, right?

    • Lolwhat
      February 26, 2017 at 2:47 pm

      hahaha actually this family has been on the cape forever. And 90% of the people in this video are native Wampanoag so infiltrating wouldn’t be the case

    • Getalife
      February 26, 2017 at 4:08 pm

      Your you their land!!! Gi back to where you came from..

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    February 26, 2017 at 9:02 am

    Keep moving, nothing to see here.

    Is there any surprise this trash exists in the Cape? Drive around Hyannis for 10 minutes and you’ll run into 30 skeleton H addicts with there fat girlfriends driving them around.

    • Sara
      February 26, 2017 at 2:24 pm

      i like to call them cash cows

  • EBT
    February 26, 2017 at 8:54 am

    Government assistance for sure.

    • Getalife
      February 26, 2017 at 4:18 pm

      The funny part is 99% of them work hard for their money an are not in wekfare

      • SpfldIrish
        February 26, 2017 at 6:33 pm

        Pictures or it didn’t happen

      • I hate stupid people.
        February 26, 2017 at 6:34 pm

        You mean mommy and daddy work hard for their money. None of the HARDCORE rappers could afford to live on Cape Cod if mommy and daddy didn’t have a house there. They would all probably live in Brian Albrechts asshole.

        • Dump Betty
          February 27, 2017 at 10:10 am

          YOU DON’T KNOW SHIT ABOUT CAPE COD. P.S. Fuck these guys, they suck.

    • Hopeless
      February 27, 2017 at 5:15 pm

      The filmed it in and around the low income public housing in mashpee

  • SpfldIrish
    February 26, 2017 at 8:40 am

    How many of these guys would survive in Texas? Zero. Mass is slowly turning into the welfare capital of the entire world. When are we going to stop letting these parasites sites sit home. Oh and by the way, how many of u think those bottles of Henny were filled with apple juice?

  • Ryan
    February 26, 2017 at 8:03 am

    Call me an asshole but i was tapping my toes to the first one.

    • February 26, 2017 at 11:11 am

      Me too lol

      First guy had a decent flow. Beat is dope too. Second guy…..no thanks

  • Gunny
    February 26, 2017 at 7:35 am

    The running commentary. Killed it.

  • Stu Pidazzo
    February 26, 2017 at 6:19 am

    Why are all the white boyz shoved to the back? White privilege, my ass!

  • whatevuh
    February 26, 2017 at 4:52 am

    Cape Cod’s finest dumpster slugs. Remember when the Cape used to be a nice place to go on vacation?

  • BobnMic
    February 26, 2017 at 2:53 am

    Free speech? Ya ok.

    • SJW BobnMic
      February 26, 2017 at 6:23 am

      What are you bitching about now?

      • BobnMic
        February 28, 2017 at 4:29 am

        Maybe the fact that when I do offer an opinion – it gets fucking censored or down right deleted. And this is a good thing? Seriously? Ya ok.

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  • Sloppy
    February 26, 2017 at 12:01 am

    “Must’ve injured it doing his taxes.”

  • Turtle Lover
    February 25, 2017 at 11:46 pm

    Hahahaaahaaaa!! I’m dying (again). You are fucking hilarious & appreciate how you always say what I’m thinking but you say it better, funnier, raunchier! LOVE all your blogs!!!

  • Lala
    February 25, 2017 at 11:08 pm

    OMG!!! A complete sausage fest!! Where’s the requisite female(s)?? Can this even be considered a “rap video” Lmao…Home video definitely!! Haha! This blog slays me…..

  • John Barker
    February 25, 2017 at 11:05 pm

    Uncle Phil….Where the hell Will Smith been at!! HAHAHAHA

  • Publius
    February 25, 2017 at 11:04 pm

    Oh my God. How does trash like this exist. And to make a video of it. Who does that beside ghetto rats.

    • Brian Albrecht
      February 26, 2017 at 4:27 pm

      YO FUCK ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS! These are my boyz! And I’m their bitch! I slept with all them but one! And I’m hoping to make it a full set real soon! You feel me? SO SHUT THE FUCK UP! MASHPEE RULES!!!

    • UsualSuspect
      February 27, 2017 at 8:19 am

      Heroin: Cape Cod, USA by HBO might give you some insight into how this trash exists.

    • Nevermind
      March 31, 2017 at 2:43 pm

      These lil homos are fools!!! Cyc run NO TOWN… filmed his shit in the mashpee village…A SUBSIDIZED HOUSING VILLAGE BUT HAS NEVER ONCE LIVED THERE CAUSE HIS NURSE MOM ALWAYS PUT HIM IN A NICE HOME! And u know NONE of rhese niggaz are old enough to get their permit nevermind buy a bottle of henny!! That would be why uncle phil had a cameo in this dead end video!!! THEY NEEDED HIS ID! Least they graduated to a mid class bottle… It was e&j or poland before they started selling dime bags to be able to afford the henny!!! Does anyone know what a woe is?? Lmao…apparently not these uneducated playground cats!!! I could go on for days!! These niggaz are lame!!! Let’s talk about how they were told by the police to get outta the parking lot to film the video and forced to take it to the basketball court… CAPE COD… where people listen to rap music, get tattoos and think they’re gangstahhhhh!!! None have an education or even money in their pocket! That explains ONE bottle between 30 niggaz! Lemme guess… without watching this shit, lemme guess uncle Phil was holding the bottle in case popo came back so the video wouldn’t turn into filming it on police property awaiting bailing these kids out FOR MINOR IN POSSESSION OF ALCOHOL!!!

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