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    Counting Down the 100 Biggest Blogs In Turtleboy 2017, #70-61

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    70. Everyone in America was talking about the lynching of a 8 year old boy in Claremont. Turns out it was all just a GoFundMe scam. 




    69. The Dartmouth Yogapoon’s elderly boy boy went to jail and owns half the south shore. 




    68. This story got better and better the more the Water Wizz Weenie tried to prove to the world that he wasn’t lying about being a parking lot hero. 




    67. Everyone in the national media was fawning over the lone witness who heard a Red Sox fan call Adam Jones the n word. Turns out Niko wasn’t even in the bleachers that night and punked Mike Lupica for attention. 



    66. If you’re gonna make a viral post about a bad driver, make sure it wasn’t actually you who was the shitty driver. 




    65. The parents who were so concerned about their biracial children being exposed to cops at high five Friday ended up calling the cops for extra security after we blogged about them. 




    64. Gangsta rappers from the mean streets of Mashpee? Who knew?



    63. Turtleboy does the Big E. Again. 




    62. Chick who fought with some other trashbag at the Patriots parade goes hambeast on Facebook and ends up posting insanely racist things towards anyone who talks shit about her. 




    61. The most ratchet rant video you will ever see. 





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