It Wouldn’t Be A Patriots Parade If 2 South Shore Sausage Queens Didn’t Fight On Steps In Front Of A Baby And One Of Their BF’s Got Tossed After Punching A Chick In The Face
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It wouldn’t be a Patriots championship parade without a couple of drunken South Shore sausage queens going at it on a staircase to determine who is the most ratchet chick at the parade this year:
Let’s go to the play by play. It’s only a ten second video and it starts with the brunette having the upper hand by pulling a move straight out of the hoodrat playbook – the hair pull:
But unfortunately for the brunette it backfired on her as she pulled the blonde chick on top of her, leaving her in a position to for a skull fucking:
That’s when the dude with the gloves chimes in with a line that would make any woman’s heart melt in Taunton –
“Fuck off my bitch.”
If that’s not a South Shore love story then I don’t know what is.
But that’s when things got out of hand. Up until this point it was just two cheesehogs going through a Boston parade day ritual as a mother holding a baby watches in horror at the top of the stairs. Then the guy in the gloves goes full trailer park by punching the brunette chick in the face:
And then jamming his fingers down her throat:
Or as they call it in Plymouth, “foreplay.”
Then this guy came over and was the hero:
Backwards hat with flat brim? Check.
Timberlands without any dirt on them whatsoever? Check.
Backpack likely filled with Natty Lights? Check.
He’s got the complete “I drove all the way here from UMass” starter kit. The only thing he’s missing is a chinstrap.
Anyway, after watching this guy beat on the girl for a couple seconds he became primary protagonist by literally tossing the other guy down a flight of cement stairs:
That’s gonna leave a mark!!
Well, as time went on we found out the name of the brunette chick – Samantha Tartaglione:
And as you can see, no one feels bad that she got hit by a dude because she is well known for posting racist things on Facebook like this:
She seems lovely.
Not only does she dislike people with darker color skin than her, she also has a big problem with “tattletales”:
Not quit sure what that means, but it sounds important.
Shockingly this Weymouth product feels that her thirst for education was unquenched at Weymouth High School, where she graduated in 2014:
Don’t worry Sam, school is overrated. There are many careers out there for you involving poles:
She’s also looking for love:
So that fight you witnessed at the parade today might have actually been some sort of Weymouth mating call.
What’s she looking for in a guy? Ya know, the usual – flat brimmed hats, chains, and vokestaches –
The ability to pound Twisted Tea by the case
And the general philosophy that posing for a picture while guzzling cheep beer is something that makes you cool.
I remember my first beer. Good times.
Evidently her racist rants have caught the ire of many who believe it was justified for the guy with the gloves to strike a woman in the face more than once:
Anyway, ya know who Turtleboy blames for this? Everyone. At least everyone involved in the broo-ha-ha. If you get in a fight at a Patriots parade, you’re a gutterslug. If you think it’s OK to hit women in the face, you’re a trashbag. If you’re a chick and your go-to move in a fight-fight is to pull the other chick’s hair, you’re a swamp donkey. If you think it’s OK to not bend the brim of your hat, you’re a slugrake.
But yea, as much of a trashbag as Samantha from Weymouth is, this guy should really be publicly shamed too:
If you recognize him, please message us with a name so we can have some fun with him too.
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Ah, the soiled doves of Plymouth, who drop out of South High or finish just barely, only to date chin-strap weed-smoking unemployed guitarists who were unable to successfully audition for Scarecrow Hill. You know the types. The Independence Mall, in its heyday, was full of them. They may or may not congregate around Benny’s, searching for illegal alcohol drop-offs behind the ruins of the Buffalo Grille, these days.
Is she perfect hell no but you can tell she’ll drink a case of Natty Ice with you and be a three input girl.
Remember, it’s not the face you fuck it’s all about the fuck you face!
My keyboard warrior analysis . . . .
* Dean Hunt (Blue Sweatshirt, Green backwards hat) is the only one of the 4 that acted properly.
* The dude who took a trip down the stairs deserves it. (Punching a broad in the face who is being held down by another broad, isn’t cool)
* Samantha Tartaglione is totally doable. Sure she could use some braces, but her body rocks.
* I don’t know what to say about all the racism. I blame it on Obama.
Happy Valentines Day my Niggas!
All these racist Internet thugs, who wouldn’t have the balls to say all this crap in a African Americans faces, this is so sad….
Well, like I said earlier I could probably have a conversation with maybe 5% of blacks but it’s the other 95% that would try to kill me, or rape me or something violent to me. You can’t talk calculus to a shark, yaknowwhatimsayinn’? Anyway, generally speaking, you fuckers tend to be more violent and unrestrained. THAT’S why blacks account for 50% of arrests despite being 13% of the population. Mostly I see toothless motherfuckers hoding semi-autos and wads of cash while talking about fucking hoes & fucking up whitey. Here’s a thought: Try getting an education instead of mocking it. Basketball & rap aren’t your only way to mega-gold chains!
Maybe if you were more open minded you would find that you can have a conversation with more than 5% of African Americans, and if your ancestors went through half of what we did you would understand why there are some African Americans that won’t let you sit there and disrespect them with your comments. This is something we face daily not just on social media.
Nigger please, all you folks do is talk. Niggers ain’t shit. Not get up on that shinebox boy.
Please tell me that was sarcasm. Is that blackspeak? By folks, you mean white folks? Well, we know how to talk (well, not all. We got our fairshare of dipshits too). So, what’s that mean, we don’t resort to violence first? You made my case. When you can’t talk, when you can’t reason or make an argument intellectually, you resort to using fists, or guns, or whatever. Don’t feel too bad. I have a brother like that. Ain’t just a black thang. Dumb people always try to go after smart people. Mostly envy, I guess. Keep trying, though.
And btw, your name is redundant. Don’t think I’ve met too many black n quiet’s.
You should look up the definition of nigger
And your point is? Look up the definition for cracker. Homey ain’t cracking no whip on you youngblood, so lose the attitude. You know what’s wonderful about the past? It never changes so you fuckers can play the slavery card forever. Doesn’t matter my people came here between 1900-1910. Just like jews always got the holocaust card to play. It’s like a get out of jail free card. It covers up all of one’s personal defects & responsibility.
Nice body with a jacked up grill. Never mind all that. Beauty is only skin deep. This is wifey material based on her awesome politics alone, amiright?
I’m in love
This is a tough one to rate on the ratchet scale because you can actually read and understand her posts. That being said I’ll give her a 5.5 out of 12 stars.
Homegirl has some teeth
I bet these are the type of people who drop F-BOMBS left and right in front of their crying baby while watching the Super Bowl. No, that’s right, that was you Turtle Boy. You’re much bigger white trash.
Nice way to make it racist! Please keep your jizz collector closed, nobody cares what you think!
Nah Gross you’re thinking of Fiesty the fake lawyer
I’m ashamed to say it, but… I’d hit it.
Any port in the storm. Also, my dick is color blind.
It looks like her teeth are throwing up gang-signs
LOL, good one! She needs to use12 gauge wire for dental floss.
could you possibly get spell-checker installed? It’s spelled ‘would”
This is AMAZING Turtleboy.
Bigtime butterface. 100% would love to bang
Typical little pussy waiting until someone’s down before taking your cheap shots.
Kid would have been picking up his own teeth after sucker punching a chick who was already on the ground. Steel toed boot right to his mouth.
Your a fucking idiot who ever wrote this article I pushed that kid and sams my friend and no I don’t go to college lol yes I am in construction and your a type writing bitch
…And you still won’t get a shot of ass off that chickle-toothed Guinea skank.
Oh, looky here. Homo-boy is angry. So, sams is your friend. Odd name. Of course you don’t go to school. In a day & age where everybody is going to college you aren’t. Which is code for stupid. Well, you can lug shit around so that’s good. So, I just have one question: do you prefer your boy’s asshole or his girl’s asshole for penetration? Or will either do? Or perhaps you get on all 4’s for the strap-on!?!?! Oh, no wonder you’re pissy!
And YOU’RE a moron. Pretend you at least went to high school. Do you axe people questions too? Solid friends you keep champ..
Well it’s good to know you are as dumb as you look….
Does this article make anyone else feel like dragging some darkies behind a pickup truck this weekend?
You …I like you.
Not the chick, the clean Timberlands dude! Yowsa!
You know I read a lot. Especially things that have to do with history. I find that shit fascinating. In fact, I don’t know if you know this or not, Sicilians were spawned by niggers. It’s a fact. Sicilians have black blood pumping through their hearts. If you don’t believe me, you can look it up. Hundreds and hundreds of years ago the Moors conquered Sicily. And Moors are niggers. Way back then, Sicilians were like the wops in northern Italy. They all had blonde hair and blue eyes. But, once the Moors moved in there, they changed the whole country. They did so much fucking with the Sicilian women, huh, that they changed the whole blood-line forever, that’s why blonde hair and blue eyes to black hair and dark skin. I find it absolutely amazing to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, Sicilians still carry that nigger gene. I’m quoting history. It’s written. It’s a fact. It’s written. Your ancestors were niggers. Your great, great, great, great, great-grandmother fucked a nigger, and she had a half-nigger kid. That is a fact. Now tell me, am I lyin’? Cuz you, you’re part eggplant.
Where else can you get a history lesson like this?
True Romance, 1993 starring Dennis Hopper. Best lines of the film. They just don’t make movies like that anymore.
Do I recognize him?!?! I’m not quite sure. I have to check my binder. It has hundreds of pictures of criminals. The book has become quite sticky over the years. Sounds like velcro when I turn the pages.
Thankfully I aim my fingers guns better than my micro penis! Pew, pew, pew!
You are fucking pathetic Fiesty. You really are.
I am going to have her and her entire crew brought in for questioning. Or do I mean an interview. At any rate, I am going to pump her privately for information on Tredge Burglestein. She looks like the kind of junkie that would know where I can find this piece of shit.
Now just hold one cotton-pickin-moment. There ain’t a goddamned thing wrong with postin up a picture of a Alabama wind chime. The imagery may bother some Yankees, but it kept pickaninnys in line for hundreds of years. We dumped our obsolete farm equipment on you yanks during the great migration in the 20’s & 30’s, and we no longer have to resort to such methods. They’re y’alls problem now suckers.
And problems they are. 🙁 I’d love to go back in time to bitchslap all those inbred, braindamaged crackers for setting us up in the present with an unsolvable problem). For 95% of them, giving them welfare for 50 years only made them pissed we weren’t giving them more. For anybody that cares to look, research black on white crime vs white on black crime. Thanks 1800’s redneck fuckers for that. Of course, we did get the wonderful artform of rap to compensate for all that. Which then led to a whole generation of white morons (hmmm, like the 1800 guys) who bop around calling each other niggas while also screaming that black lives matter. And the people who have it worst are the 5% blacks who can string 2 thoughts together. Ever wonder why they distance the fuck out of themselves from the 95%? Here’s a hint: Chicago!
ARE YOU F-N-ING KIDDING ME? YOUR JUST AS SICK AS SHE.
Lol talking shit on a website how about talking shit 2 someone’s face so you don’t look so much like a pussy but I’m sure you won’t
Fuck you mooncricket
A lot of scary, but she has a nice bass!
I can’t wait for this woman beater to be identified. Not only so TB can skewer him, but also so he can be arrested.
Well, thank you Turtleboy & co. This made me laugh & smile! Made my day. Maybe my week! You missed one pun- she’s a fowl human. Meaning, I guess, that she has some chicken blood in her somewhere. Maybe, just maybe, that’s why she doesn’t like black folks….they’re always eating her relatives! Anyway, she’s probably being double-penetrated as we speak! Go Pats!!!