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South Shore Sausage Queen Pretends To Be Her Mom Finding Her Dead Body After Suicide To Get Revenge On People Who Didn’t Like Her Foot Porn And Racism

South Shore Sausage Queen Pretends To Be Her Mom Finding Her Dead Body After Suicide To Get Revenge On People Who Didn’t Like Her Foot Porn And Racism

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Last year we blogged about this South Shore Sausage Queen named Samantha Tartaglione after she got into a fight in front of a bunch of children at the Patriots Super Bowl parade part 5.

Turned out she was a bit of a racist….

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Next thing you know her ratchet mother caught me in a pissy mood so I handed her off to Desk Girl instead:

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And she claimed that we were going to force someone to commit suicide:

 

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A theme we will revisit later on in this blog.

After that the SS Sausage Queen messaged us, but claimed to be her mother:

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But in hindsight, and from what you are about to read, I’m pretty sure it’s safe to say that this was actually the sausage queen the whole time.

Anyway, Sammy Cakes has been up to her old tricks – sending lovely messages to random people who point out that she’s a train wreck, calling them cunts and wishing death upon them:

Oh, and their children.

Ya see, the sausage queen is in some Facebook groups in which she shares videos of herself giving her boy toys footjobs and literally kicking them in the nuts. We’ve seen the video (it’s amazing) but obviously can’t share it since a) Turtleboy is a family blog, b) we have enough issues with getting reported for fake Facebook pornography and the last thing we need to do is share real pornography. But these are the groups:

She apparently acts ratchet and picks fights in there. Then when people fire back she claims that she’s being bullied.

Well, this week she had her breaking point and did one of the most amazing things we’ve ever seen on Facebook. She pretended to be her mother, who found her sausage queen daughter’s dead body after she killed herself by hanging. I shit you not. This is a wild one…

The last thing she did before she died was carve the Facebook group into her arm. But she was just warming up…..

Stop the fight!!

She’s now pretending to be her mother, who JUST FOUND HER DAUGHTER’S DEAD BODY HANGING IN A CLOSET, and the first thing Mom did was hack her Facebook page and message the people who were allegedly mean to her daughter.

“I’m laying next to my dead daughter’s body.”

Most would be in a state of shock and trauma if something like that happened to them. Not the sausage queen’s Mom though. She goes right to Facebook.

Continuing on…

Yup. Sammy Cakes is offering pictures of her corpse to strangers to prove a point. God I’d love to see her try to pull this one off. Amazing.

Uhoh, she busted out the caps lock. Things are getting serious now that she’s “holdong” her “cold dad babys fave to my cest.”

Is she dead? I can’t tell. Better copy and paste it one more time Sam. But if you’re gonna pull a fake your own death scam like you’re God damn Tom Sawyer, you should probably get your story straight. Because earlier in the convo you said the cops were on the way. Now you say you’re GOING TO call the cops, right after you (your Mom) finish making all your enemies feel bad about making you kill yourself. Can’t make this stuff up people. It’s just Weymouth. It produces some magical people.

Then “Mom” started getting a little racist herself:

Might as well offend everyone!!

Then she forgot whose dead cold body was leaning against her:

Daughter, father – same thing.

So why was Mom on Facebook during such a traumatic turn of events? Simple – she was gathering screenshots:

As the conversation went on the sausage queen slowly slipped more and more into delusion:

Then the threats to kill other people began:

Bitches. Be. Crazy. Picture a dude being this insane. You can’t. She’s gonna be a real handful for the guy she settles down with after meeting him in the prison pen pal program.

In order to sell the suicide a little bit more the sausage queen’s “mother” updated her status:

But she apparently didn’t stick with it for long, because by the next day she was posting that she was looking for an apartment:

The good news is that she’s dead, so at least she won’t have to pay for the heating bill.

Anyway, I blame the Michelle Carter decision for most of this. Now people are gonna threaten suicide as a type of revenge, since you can be found guilty of murder if your words MADE someone else take their own life. Either way, something tells me we haven’t heard the last of the South Shore Sausage Queen.

 

 

41 Comment(s)
  • Bulldog
    December 15, 2017 at 8:35 pm

    I’m so sick of people trying to blame their shitty behavior and choices on mental illness or autism/Asperger’s (they always claim one or the other, or both.) There are hundreds of thousands, if not millions, of people out there with a mental illness and/or autism that don’t treat people like shit and can act like relatively respectable and mature adults. I personally have struggled with mental health issues, mostly depression and anxiety, and I treat people with respect, know right from wrong, and don’t do stupid shit like this. People like this that try to justify their bad behavior by claiming to have a mental illness (or autism) are really just assholes/bad people.

    • December 16, 2017 at 8:36 pm

      we’re not talking about people who even have the capacity to know right from wrong sometimes, who’ve hit full blown psychosis which I’d never wish on you or even Don.

  • Sterlingsilv
    December 15, 2017 at 7:51 pm

    Does she always part her teeth in the middle?

  • Seaman Stains
    December 15, 2017 at 7:34 pm

    I’ll one up all y’all…
    I’d nut right off in this dead bitchs cold cunt on top of the morgues steel gurney.

  • Bill Clinton
    December 15, 2017 at 3:36 pm

    Nice body, great tits. I’d do her.

  • MG
    December 14, 2017 at 10:32 pm

    Who knew dying was optional? Don’t like it, come back to life the next day, hooo rayyy!

  • don
    December 14, 2017 at 9:38 pm

    that chick is psycho. maybe suicide would be a good thing. batshit crazy

    • i am don's abandonded youth
      December 15, 2017 at 11:34 am

      bitter ol fuck, aint ya!

  • The Vorlon
    December 14, 2017 at 5:53 pm

    Social promotion and closing the insane asylums were the two worst ideas of the 20th century.

    And this sperm burper is the poster child for both problems.

    • Cheech
      December 14, 2017 at 6:31 pm

      Add the next generation with legalized weed. Standby, you haven’t even net stupid yet.

      • Cheech
        December 14, 2017 at 10:14 pm

        *seen

  • Whoville who
    December 14, 2017 at 2:27 pm

    Dayummm, she gots stripper career written all over her ratchet ass….

  • Whoreasaurus
    December 14, 2017 at 1:38 pm

    1/10 with rice

  • WeymouthPersn
    December 14, 2017 at 1:28 pm

    I consider myself a smart, rather normal human and then read this shit and remember that this person was in my homeroom and I question all of my intellectual value due to association.

  • Local real local
    December 14, 2017 at 12:12 pm

    What a fucking lunatic! Sad, she is clearly athletic, thin and could be a good time girl, but man that crazy bitch behavior is right below the surface.

    I am lost: did she have a child? If yes, she lost the weight too? Wow. She needs to save that money and get rid of the Lauren Hutton picket fence teeth.

    Isn’t that always the way with girls? They ski, can be “outdoorsy”, drive fast cars, pretty, are marginally intelligent and then they lower the crazy on you and you would rather kill yourself then deal with their bullshit.

    Shame. What a damn shame.

    • cuz Science.
      December 14, 2017 at 12:25 pm

      this is why every man is in risk of going gay someday if we let the “they”s take over… and they are.

      science will be forced to engineer a new portal in men so no more shitstains and hiv risks

  • Abe Froman
    December 14, 2017 at 10:17 am

    Sausage Queen you say? Hmmm… Has she ever been to Chicago?

  • chrissy
    December 14, 2017 at 9:38 am

    Happy Sandy Hook day everybody! 🙂

    • fucking Morgan Spurlock
      December 14, 2017 at 9:41 am

      🙂

  • Gangbang Samantha
    December 14, 2017 at 9:12 am

    I picture Tony Soprano’s mom in these messages lol. She was always talking about the world being better off without her. regardless, I’d still bang Samantha. We all would, admit it. And she’d pull stunts like this every time an argument happened too.

  • SVU
    December 14, 2017 at 9:11 am

    This girl needs to be locked in the mental hospital. No question. She is ugly inside and out. She has that big bird face. But she truly is a nut case and needs serious help. There are people that have found their child dead by suicide. And this isn’t something you use to joke about or to get revenge on someone who said mean things in reference to all the mean things you said. I always find it funny how some people can dish it out and when it comes time to take it back from someone, they can’t. She is a racist nasty human. Get help.

  • Why?
    December 14, 2017 at 7:56 am

    I feel like committing suicide after reading her text messages. We are truly fucked as a country if this peach represents the next generation. I guess tattoos and poor language skills are the norm…. it all makes me ill.

    • Samantha's gap toothed corpse
      December 14, 2017 at 8:22 am

      Fuk yall my langage skilz be awsum. Yall prolly gelis cuz i got a fine body and 30000 frends on facebook. Theys all cummin to my candlelight visuals tonight bitch. My mom’s gonna screenshots this so the police can realize y’all bullyin a dead girl. Now step bak off my pages I hope all yous children dies. White power!!

  • Gappy McGapteeth
    December 14, 2017 at 7:54 am

    This bitch needs to start a Gofundme and get herself some braces.

    • chrissy
      December 14, 2017 at 9:02 am

      she buys her weed with all the money she saves on floss

      • fucking Morgan Spurlock all night long
        December 14, 2017 at 10:34 pm

        go back to your corner, chrissy 🙂

        • chrissy can change her avatar but notching can stop her from being annoying
          December 15, 2017 at 1:18 pm

          1/4 of the posts, just on this blog alone!

          • chrissy can change her avatar but nothing can stop her from being annoying
            December 15, 2017 at 1:20 pm

            *nothing!!!

          • Don wants to notch chrissy's frontal lobe
            December 15, 2017 at 1:25 pm

            Yesss^^^
            Between chrissy and samantha’s posts, death would be a welcome relief.

    • don
      December 14, 2017 at 9:40 pm

      the grill on that chick is horrible.

  • Nig R
    December 14, 2017 at 7:48 am

    Didn’t bother reading the entire story the first time. Jesus H Christ SSTG’s blogs seem to ramble on forever about nothing!

    • fucking Morgan Spurlock all morning long
      December 14, 2017 at 9:46 am

      was a great read

      the whole time my eyes were like O.O

    • SS77
      December 14, 2017 at 10:11 pm

      Haha could this be her? Nice name

      • morgan spurlock = god
        December 14, 2017 at 10:23 pm

        lol nah i could never have it in me to pull this shit off just to piss people off :p

  • Big Ed
    December 14, 2017 at 6:14 am

    As a public outreach, we at the KKK and TBS would like to invite this young prodigy to come join the new KKK. Many or our policies have been updated to reflect modern times, blacks, hispanics and asians are welcome to join so long as they can pass cori check. Muslims are also being accepted but we still don’t accept jews. We also have a large number of members who are vegan and marijuana is now available at meetings in addition to moonshine and Turtle Boy’s world famous tuna-noodle casserole. Next meeting 2nd friday of the month at the usual location Jim McGovern’s home.

  • sugar and spice and everything
    December 14, 2017 at 6:07 am

    Women are delicate flowers and must be respected as the source of life.

  • Sterling Turtle Rider
    December 14, 2017 at 5:58 am

    You can’t entirely blame Michelle Carter for this – people with Borderline Personality Disorder have been threatening suicide and using self harm to manipulate the people in their lives all along, it’s just that her case was so well-publicized, now it’s going to be mimicked even more.
    Personality disorders are a terrible thing, because for the most part, they never can be successfully treated. It’s sad to see someone so sick just continue to languish in their misery, and try to drag so many others down with them.

    • yo @ MTV rapes
      December 14, 2017 at 9:40 am

      i so agree……….but. can we just blame her evilness and ratchetry on her mental illness?

      that is the huge question for so many of the evil ratchets and loony SJW’s appearing here

      i think the answer is no, they are evil crazy ratchets and the evilness and ratchetry IS their fault.

  • #wtfdidijustread?
    December 14, 2017 at 3:14 am

    Duh, police don’t “realize” public information. This trash bag, holy crap she’s ratchet as hell. How in the world is she passing any classes with grammar and spelling like that?!? Is she that dumb? I guess she is since she posts racial slurs and lynching photos. You have to be a dirty scumbag to fake a suicide.

  • AgingCynic
    December 13, 2017 at 11:46 pm

    Someone needs to teach her the difference between “commutable” and “communicable” (as in the disease that may be causing her curious online rants).

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