Weymouth High School Girl Allegedly Gets Expelled For Draining Her Swamp In The WHS Elevator And Wisely Uploading Video To Snapchat
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Last week we blogged about Samantha the South Shore Sausage Queen, who pretended to be her mother finding her dead body after her suicide and then hacked into her Facebook page and blamed all her enemies for causing the imaginary suicide. Perfectly normal. Then someone emailed us this video of a lovely ginger who they claim is the Sausage Queen’s BFF, taking a whiz in the Weymouth High School elevator:
Her name is Vanessa Regan, and according to the emailer she has been expelled from school for this. We’d love to know more about this, like, when it happened, what exactly the punishment was, and any other ratchet tales that no doubt accompany it. Because you don’t just start pissing in your high school elevator if you haven’t already left a trail of destruction behind you. But they haven’t written back to us yet. So if you’re reading this emailer, check your inbox. Not like the inbox of the girl in the elevator though. The inbox in your email.
The girl in the video is clearly the same girl from Vanessa Regan’s Facebook page though:
You’re just naturally a lot less glamorous when you’re draining the taco warmer in the high school elevator.
What’s in the water in Weymouth? Trap queen Tuesday will never be the same.