Weymouth High School Girl Allegedly Gets Expelled For Draining Her Swamp In The WHS Elevator And Wisely Uploading Video To Snapchat

Weymouth High School Girl Allegedly Gets Expelled For Draining Her Swamp In The WHS Elevator And Wisely Uploading Video To Snapchat

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Last week we blogged about Samantha the South Shore Sausage Queen, who pretended to be her mother finding her dead body after her suicide and then hacked into her Facebook page and blamed all her enemies for causing the imaginary suicide. Perfectly normal. Then someone emailed us this video of a lovely ginger who they claim is the Sausage Queen’s BFF, taking a whiz in the Weymouth High School elevator:

Her name is Vanessa Regan, and according to the emailer she has been expelled from school for this. We’d love to know more about this, like, when it happened, what exactly the punishment was, and any other ratchet tales that no doubt accompany it. Because you don’t just start pissing in your high school elevator if you haven’t already left a trail of destruction behind you. But they haven’t written back to us yet. So if you’re reading this emailer, check your inbox. Not like the inbox of the girl in the elevator though. The inbox in your email.

The girl in the video is clearly the same girl from Vanessa Regan’s Facebook page though:

You’re just naturally a lot less glamorous when you’re draining the taco warmer in the high school elevator.

What’s in the water in Weymouth? Trap queen Tuesday will never be the same.

25 Comment(s)
  • .
    September 18, 2018 at 2:26 pm

    Almost all teenagers make dumb mistakes, usually not as bad but just as many worse than the one she made. Not all mistakes get put on the internet. Obviously it was stupid for her to record this, but come on? This girl has a future and you all want to bash her and rid her of any chance she has to make something of herself. We can all agree that pissing in public is nasty. What you have to say about her should be kept to yourself and this video should be taken down. I can guarentee no one commenting knows what it must feel like for this girl.

  • Wendy
    December 30, 2017 at 4:18 am

    By looking at her selfies one would think she’s seeking attention.

    By publishing this article she’s getting just what she’s asking for: attention.

  • Wendy
    December 30, 2017 at 4:13 am

    Just looking at her face one would think she’s seeking attention.

    Publishing this article is fulfilling her wish and giving her lots of attention.

  • Me So Horny
    December 28, 2017 at 5:42 am

    This woman is hot and will make a great porn star her lips looks like a well groomed pussy. Definitely needs some SSRI’s and mood stabilizer to ensure she doesn’t harm herself.

  • Laughing at this hoe
    December 27, 2017 at 5:39 pm

    This girl is one of the biggest whores to come out of WHS. Back when I was in school I constantly heard about how she was fucking multiple guys at once and always seemed to be fucking dudes who had girlfriends and just didn’t give a fuck. She’s so fucking gross and cries all over her finsta about how she hates her life yet does this shit. Could be any more fucking stupid?

  • I hate whores
    December 27, 2017 at 2:23 pm

    Why did she moan after she was done pissing? I know she also got it all over her feet so was pissing on yourself worth it? Girls known for saying nigger all around Weymouth and telling people to kill themseleves. Sam tags actually told Vanessa to off herself a few times. True friendship.

  • Weymouth101
    December 27, 2017 at 12:42 pm

    This happened months ago lol…. find some real news to write about instead of trying to ruin people’s lives to get views on your page

    • Bastard
      December 27, 2017 at 1:57 pm

      still news.

    • #bingo-bobo
      December 27, 2017 at 3:13 pm

      Nessy? Lmfao she can’t stand it, she wants y’all to know she posted to finsta, not Snapchat, dumbest broad ever. I read today’s blog, apparently her sister got caught banging a darkie so she calls foul and calls it sexual assault, thus justifying her actions in the elevator. Wtf are you doing as an underage drunk, recording your illegal activity? Are kids that stupid now?!?

    • Rick Shaw
      December 27, 2017 at 3:14 pm

      How was this an attempt to ruin someone’s life? This piece of trash did it to herself. So Turtleboy is wrong by calling her out using her own social media posts?

  • Rick Shaw
    December 27, 2017 at 10:13 am

    Too bad she wasn’t really dead. The collective IQ of Weymouth would have risen. We wouldn’t have to worry about some flat billed, Bulls hat wearing bar rat shooting his SPED semen into her filthy pile of roast beef and giving her the ability to shoot another short bus rider out of her cock pit.

  • Weebles wobble
    December 26, 2017 at 9:57 pm

    Who scratched out the lower half of the video? Now we’ll never know if the carpet matches the drapes.

    • James DelXXXio
      December 26, 2017 at 11:49 pm

      carpet matches the drapes ? It does and it doesnt. Been there, when in growth, its Tarantula red, sort of spikey too. It doesnt though, b/c Vanessa usually keep the muffer bun shaved to a 3 day stubble. She likes to get it gnawed on. Not bad either. She does like to let a pee go every now and then and pass it off as a squirt. I just wipe my face and play dumb. But it is pee. Jimmy D

      • #*$&%
        December 27, 2017 at 9:40 am

        You’re fucking disgusting. Pig.

  • going down in an elevator, your doing it wrong
    December 26, 2017 at 8:50 pm

    Why is there an elevator in a high school? We had metal fire escapes hanging off the side that we would jump up and grab and pull down on springs they were rusted and completely unsafe, but the side of the school already smelled like piss from drunks who hung around there at night and weekends.

    • Mamallama
      December 28, 2017 at 9:53 pm

      Kids and teachers in wheelchairs. More of them than you would think.

  • Dick Hertz from Holden
    December 26, 2017 at 5:49 pm

    who the hell was filming it?

    • Uncle Randy
      December 26, 2017 at 6:47 pm


      • I am replying to a child molester's comment
        December 27, 2017 at 8:18 am

        Then why the fuck did you answer?

    • Johnny Rocket
      December 26, 2017 at 7:09 pm

      Hope whomever it was had their rubbers on. Lol

    • Mamallama
      December 28, 2017 at 9:52 pm

      She was. Same person uploaded it to social media.

  • Weymouth Wildcat myself
    December 26, 2017 at 3:33 pm

    Peeing where you want is a Rite of Passage in Weymouth, come on people! Nessie was merely standing her ground when it mattered most. That Starbucks Caffe Latte and Evian 20 oz was percolating in her soft sensitive tummy. As mommy has always taught her, like so many other Weymouth soccer moms, when the little man on the boat knocks at the door with a single drip door knock, HEY! no time for long thought provoking decisions. Weymouth coos just GOTS to let it rip!!! And this is not done with a “tee-hee I just couldn’t,” Ness goes full frontal Weymouth Wild cat and wooooosh, adding the MANDATORY – “I don’t give a fuck” service delivery. Now what really makes Ness’s video is her facial expression to hearing said swine flow hit the elevator floor, that clickety clack of her dribble smacking off the floor can only be matched by the pelted look of her zoning in. Priceless!

  • whatevuh
    December 26, 2017 at 2:59 pm

    wigga’s they are the worst

  • Lt Dan
    December 26, 2017 at 2:54 pm

    Over under on her becoming a single mother…1.5 years.

    I’ll take the under with a mulatto parlay

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