The Weymouth Wenchstain Who Pissed In High School Elevator Says It’s OK Because She Was Drunk, Called The Cops, Went At It With Desk Girl, Filled Out Blog Removal Form
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Yesterday we published this blog about a Weymouth High School student who got expelled after videotaping herself taking a leak in a school elevator, which was then uploaded to social media for the masses to enjoy.
Her name is Vanessa Regan, and this wenchstain shockingly has mastered the art of the duck faced selfie:
Well, she apparently read the blog and didn’t care too much for it. So she messaged the Turtleboy Refugees page and aired her grievances with Desk Girl:
“You don’t know me.”
Newsflash Vanessa – we don’t have to know you to cast judgement on you. You pissed in your high school’s elevator and the video was uploaded to social media BY YOU. That’s literally all we need to know before casting judgement. Normal people don’t do that. Ever.
Good point. It’s totally “not fair” to blog about this. You are not allowed to say rude things about girls who drop trow in the elevator and drain the swamp on video. We don’t know her reasoning, and obviously there are a lot of perfectly valid reasons to do this.
Wait….it wasn’t you? But I thought you suggested that you had good reasoning for it. Either way, I’m sure the cops will take her complaint seriously. VERY seriously!!
There it is. The ol “You’re gonna cause a suicide by highlighting vile and disgusting ratchet behavior” line. Never fails. You can literally not say anything mean about terrible people doing terrible things because the possibility exists that they might kill themselves, or at least threaten to kill themselves until you take the blog down.
There’s only one way to get a blog removed on Turtleboy though….
The form. But of course Deskie did what she always does – got sidetracked with her stories about her cooter:
Wait….what? You were drunk while in school? Oh yea, that makes this way better. Oh, and her sister was sexually “assisted” in the high school, so naturally her only recourse was to unleash a golden shower in an elevator and record it while drunk before having it uploaded to Snapface. Deskie has a lot of experience with being sexually assisted. Mostly it involves cucumbers and Redtube though…..
Time for the form……
Shortly after being sent the Weymouth Wenchstain turned it in completed:
Thank you Vanessa. The Turtleboy Executive Board has reached a decision:
Based on the evidence provided by the plaintiff, we have determined that she is correct in that the blog was hurtful and caused a sad face emoji. However, since the blogger never mentioned her reasoning for doing it, it is not pertinent to the facts what her reasoning was. For that reason we have denied the Weymouth Wenchbeast’s appeal to have the blog removed, and have decided to dock Deskie’s pay for badmouthing the company to ratchets who appeared in our blogs. We are also sending the blogger responsible to mandatory sensitivity training in order to avoid hurt feelz in the future.