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Braintree Bologna Bro Fresh Out Of Jail Threatens To Decapitate Turtleboy, Ends Up Sending Dick Pics To Desk Girl Via Our Business Facebook Page 

Uncle Turtleboy / April 8, 2018

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Things Took A Turn For The Sexy When The Attleboro Scissorsaurus Messaged Desk Girl, Says She Missed Court Because Of Time Zones, Fills Out The Form

Uncle Turtleboy / February 3, 2018

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The Weymouth Wenchstain Who Pissed In High School Elevator Says It’s OK Because She Was Drunk, Called The Cops, Went At It With Desk Girl, Filled Out Blog Removal Form

Uncle Turtleboy / December 27, 2017

The Weymouth Wenchstain Who Pissed In High School Elevator Says It’s OK Because She Was Drunk, Called The Cops, Went…

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Snaggle Snizz, Selling Morning After Pill On FB, Screams At Desk Girl And Threatened To Sue Us Because She Was Just Trying To Help Other Chicks Filled With Unwanted Chode Nectar

Uncle Turtleboy / August 5, 2017

While everyone is battling over pussy on this gray Saturday…. here is something to lighten the mood.  Want to advertise…

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Deskie Vs Brockton’s Princess Fupajuicer: Fupa Fills Out The Form Because She Hates Being Called Old And Loves Her Some Abi

Uncle Turtleboy / July 15, 2017

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Fall River Snaggle Ratchet, Who Blasted Nameless Meter Maid With Homophobic Slurs, Begs Desk Girl For The Form, Blames Us For Her Poor Choices

Uncle Turtleboy / June 26, 2017

It’s been a while since Abi landed a good one for us! Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at…

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Diesels Chud Who Reported Our FB Page Hired Hackers To Clean Out Our Bank Accounts And Blow Up Our Computers After Desk Girl Made Him Fill Out The Form

Uncle Turtleboy / May 27, 2017

Diesels Chud Who Reported Our FB Page Hired Hackers To Clean Out Our Bank Accounts And Blow Up Our Computers…

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Randy Hurley, Revere Ratchet Defender, Gets Caught In Desk Girl’s Web Of Ginger Love – Tells Deskie She’s Got Beautiful Eyes (Even Though One Of Them Is Lazy) And He Understands About The Party Cave Cysts

Uncle Turtleboy / May 11, 2017

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Peabody Portagee Blicka Squad Defend Fast And Furious Dead Friend, Threaten North Shore Turtlebabe, Blow Up Our Inbox

Uncle Turtleboy / April 12, 2017

Pro Tip: Don’t poke the turtle. Chances are, someone out there doesn’t like you very much and they will bring…

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Desk Girl Thwarted Off Brilliantly Written Internet Lawsuits From The Winchester NH Swamp Donkey Who Was Arrested At The Camper Fire

Uncle Turtleboy / January 24, 2017

Desk Girl Thwarted Off Brilliantly Written Internet Lawsuits From The Winchester NH Swamp Donkey Who Was Arrested At The Camper…

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Plymouth Lurchbeast And Family Are Filing An Internet Lawsuit Against SSTG; Hire Vulva After Desk Girl Couldn’t Help Them Take The Blog About Them Down

Uncle Turtleboy / January 23, 2017

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Taunton Queefbag Fails To Break Out Of Friend-Zone By Facing Off With Brett and Desk Girl In An Attempt To Get His Potential Bae’s Blog Yanked

Uncle Turtleboy / January 22, 2017

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