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Who recognizes this winner?
It was literally a year ago tomorrow that we were introduced to Cape Cod’s biggest hardo rapper, Brian Costa, who set the world record for rhyming the n word with the n word more times in 3 minutes while filming in a backyard filled with discarded appliances and broken dreams:
He made a name for himself and his 38 member backyard rap crew by walking through the projects in Mashpee while using an auto tuner and drinking the nectar of the hoodrat – Henny:
It’s amazing he’s acquired all of this material success on his own.
But yet now he’s reduced to selling cocaine to undercover cops. Oh wait….
Turns out he dindu nuffin!
Should’ve stayed in Mashpee fam!
My question is, where’s Sauce Cobain at?
No way he heard that money calling and was’t getting a piece of that sweet potato pie. Yo Sauce, where you at?
Oh, how the mighty have fallen. I would’ve sworn a year ago that he was gonna make it big time. After all, you can clearly see he’s made a lot of progress with his studio development:
Obviously you can tell from the upgrades to the studio and the effort he’s putting into his craft that he should’ve made it big time by now.
Plus, peep the lyrics:
Eat your heart out Emily Dickinson!
He’s the best rapper on Cape Cod. Even ask him:
Don’t be frontin’ neither:
He could pretty much destroy any rapper, if only he could remember the rhymes….
And he’s got a message for all the haters who try to give him daps but don’t be sharing his music:
Check yoself foo!
Hit him up if you wanna be in the vid fam!
He also doesn’t like extremely successful Worcester rapper Joyner Lucas either, who he refers to as a “hoe ass n word.” He’s more a fan of Lil Pump:
I think most rap critics would agree.
Anyway, all you need to know about Holla Akbar here is that the priorities in his life are as follows:
- Pursue lucrative rap career
- Sell cocaine
Nowhere on that list does he mention raising the child that he seems to have brought into this world since we last blogged about him:
But he got his kid those fresh Jordan’s though. Because….hoodrat priorities y’all!