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Legendary Spencer Junkbox Stripper Mom Starts $4K GoFundMe After Throwing Herself In Front Of Plow Backfires, Tells Women She Can Bang Their Husbands For Rent

Legendary Spencer Junkbox Stripper Mom Starts $4K GoFundMe After Throwing Herself In Front Of Plow Backfires, Tells Women She Can Bang Their Husbands For Rent

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Here’s an interesting GoFundMe from a Spencer “exotic dancer” named Tiana Stumpo, AKA Tiana Rose, AKA Tiana Trance:

So let me get this straight. This lovely creature is a stripper who somehow got hit by a plow last winter. Then last month she gets in another accident as a passenger, and now she’s disabled and can’t work. Yet disability somehow denied her, despite literally being hit by a plow. Now she needs you to pay her rent.

Sounds legit!

People have actually been messaging us for months about this walking Newport Lights commercial, but we haven’t had time to look into it. They claim that she jumped in front of the plow for a payday that obviously has not come to fruition yet. And she seems to confirm that since she’s actually been bragging about how she doesn’t have to worry about getting a job because she got that plow money coming her way:

Which is weird, because according to her Facebook commentary, she’s ballin!! For instance, she’s so beautiful that dudes who just met her one time buy her $20,000 cars, due to the fact that she’s so hot:

She’s a hair stylist by trade, but she only strips because she can. Plus she has a house and a wicked rich fiance:

She claimed to live in Vegas making the big bucks:

And all these jealous bitches are just mad because their mans be getting lap dances from her:

Oh, and this heroin addict also has a child:

Which is great, because clearly she’s the ideal candidate for motherhood. Clearly.

Anyone who has a problem with the lifestyle she’s living is just a jealous fat chick:

But yet she doesn’t make her money off of looks, she makes it off of her “personality”:

Oh yea, I know when I go to Sweaty Betty’s I make sure to ask the bartender which stripper has the best personality.

She’s totally not a hooker though. She just bangs a guy and in exchange he pays for her rent:

That’s not the same as being a hooker though. Definitely NOT a hooker.

Lots of respectable women consider it a “win in life” when you can “get men who have good jobs” so they can take care of you:

And if her man runs out on her she’ll just take your man and he’ll pay her rent instead.

After all, who wouldn’t wanna wake up to this bowl of crab raccoon every morning:

The only women who have beef with her are 5’s at most:

She apparently broke up with the baby daddy because he’s a “lowlife junkbox” (unlike her) who made her buy her own car. He also abandoned their child for another junkbox in New Hampshire, but she took him back with open legs the second he got some of that blue magic.

It’s actually pretty hard to keep track of which fiance she’s on:

She’s apparently  mad at one of them for not bailing her ass out of jail:

I can’t even keep track of what any of this means at this point. I’m just enjoying the show like you are.

Kind of strange being engaged to different men, especially when you’re a lickalotapuss in your natural environment. Just know that she won’t give you a tongue bath if you have herpes, BUT she is down for some scissoring:

She also claims to work for project AIDS where she saved the lives of four people by administering Narcan:

Which makes sense, because when I see this ratchet:

The first words that come to mind are Narcan and AIDS.

According to her she hands out Narcan like candy:

And by that she means,

“I carry around Narcan in my trunk that I stole from my last free ambulance ride.”

Oh, and she’s also an expert in checking her white privilege:

Oh yea, there’s no one more privileged then a drugged out stripper from Spencer who throws herself in front of plows for the sole purpose of starting a GoFundMe.

She evidently knew this blog was coming, but couldn’t imagine what we would possibly write about:

I know right? What could we possibly say about a career criminal, junkbox “mom,” stripper from Spencer who lectures people about white privilege, tells strange women that she can bang their husbands for rent money, and seemingly moves from one fiance to the next depending on who’s offering her a car. There’s hardly any material to work with there.

33 Comment(s)
  • They call me Ponch
    December 1, 2017 at 7:47 pm

    BBBJ (CIM) ……two fitty

  • Bleh
    November 30, 2017 at 10:14 pm

    I feel worse for her child, but I also feel bad for her…this gal is is sad shape. Sad downward spiral.

  • Ass Bandit
    November 30, 2017 at 8:32 pm

    I still pay $50 dollars to use her colon and uterus for 20 minute cock massage.

    To men, sluts are attractive, is all about the fucky fucky sucky sucky!

    Cunt Ass Mouth Tits Hair, facial bukakee, fuck festival, men love sluts like cat love catnip

    • Bleh
      November 30, 2017 at 10:22 pm

      You sound like a 13 year old.

      • Bloh
        December 2, 2017 at 8:23 am

        13 year olds turn you on, nice….

  • Harwichport Slice
    November 30, 2017 at 8:11 pm

    Gotta love these ones, like watching fish in an aquarium. In there own troubled world, can’t catch a break until they “find a man” who makes “good money”. To them, “good money” is a $20 bucks an hour. You know what kind of guy makes a $20 an hour? Get some tats and owns a car that might actually start.. Here’s a question… why they always need money for rent? None never seem to need money for the mortgage?

    • $20
      December 5, 2017 at 8:49 pm

      Hateichport you are an ass. Hard working guys that ONLY $20 an hour aren’t losers. Must be nice to be so fucking pompous!

  • I know the cunt
    November 30, 2017 at 8:07 pm

    This time last year she was at WATC which is a facility for addicts. In Massachusetts you can have someone committed and force them into a month of treatment. You have no idea how awful this girl is. I told her she needed to sign her right to her son over to her mother or DCF would get him. Selfish cunt, pretended to be sick the entire time. She’s also on methadone unless she got kicked off and fucked that up too. She also had no car and her mother owns the house she “rents” an apartment in. She is not attractive, unless you are into short, ugly, chubby whiners. Non stop complaining, she is violent and you can tell some bad things have happened too her. Unfortunately she’s the type who will never get it together. I would put money on the fact she hasn’t even come close to getting her son back.

  • Karma
    November 30, 2017 at 4:36 pm

    I know this girl and every single word of this article is true. She’s actually WORSE than the article says. She uses her son to get her way and to manipulate her family. He barely knows who she is. She got high and OD’d in her car with her drug dealer with her 2 year old child in the backseat. She is scum of the earth. It’s too bad that plow didn’t kill her.

  • Melloyellow
    November 30, 2017 at 3:34 pm

    She used the makeup app on so many pictures I’m surprised she didn’t put lashed and brows on her butt cheeks

  • ykatrejur
    November 30, 2017 at 1:22 pm

    I have met this chick, she was at a friends house. She was annoying and unpleasant then puked off the blunt we were all smoking.

  • 2wEntEe
    November 30, 2017 at 12:37 pm

    She’s not even that hot. Nice body but her attitude makes her ugly as fuck.

    She owns a house but her man pays her rent? So she has 2 residences?
    Funny cause that full body selfie was clearly taken at a hotel.

  • Chris#Sin
    November 30, 2017 at 12:28 pm

    I’m hoping all the bad chatter is just a way to relieve some pent up this world sucks issues. This is a local woman that has been brought to our attention by turtle boy. This is not someone each of us knows and that would mean we should keep respectful. Posting funny shit is funny but man we need to point it away from one specific person and just make fun of the idea of our lives or the issues around us. I am hoping this woman does not end up with a follow up turtle boy page because of any fall out from this page. As turtle boy readers we all see follow ups and as funny as life is I am sure not all involved end up laughing.

    • Bands a make her dance
      November 30, 2017 at 12:46 pm

      I know her. And shes more awful than you can imagine.

    • Wow
      December 3, 2017 at 2:06 pm

      I know her personally and she is crazy. She is a heroin addict and lost her kid. Wtf are we being respectful of? She clearly doesn’t respect herself, why should we? It’s her fault and no one else’s that tb made an article about her.

  • Wrap it good
    November 30, 2017 at 10:58 am

    So much to say! Don’t even know where to start. This is the walking poster of herpes. Argue all you want she HVS-2 and also HPV-16. It’s a Lot to explain but google it and you will see what it is about and how bad it is. She told me this herself and Many others one night when she acting almighty and was drunk as shit. She is the most trashy thing that there is. Please keep digging you will find the rabbit hole goes much deeper. This woman (sorry) whore isn’t as pretty as she claims, her pics are. They are all filtered. Omg and she once was bragging ( another drunk night) about how she can fit a men’s barabsol shaving cream can in her Vajayjay with ease. Ever see how wide they are. After hearing her brag about that and then seeing the size of the can, I must admit I threw up in my mouth a little. What ever anyone does, if they have enough balls to touch this, wrap it. And wrap it good

  • Troubled Nostrils
    November 30, 2017 at 9:56 am

    That skank gets paid from being plowed, then wants to get paid from being run over by a plow. Plowed Lives Matter!

  • The Rant Queen
    November 30, 2017 at 9:18 am

    “Every one of us would fuck her” Speak for yourself. That bitch is ugly & that ass is chunkier than cottage cheese. She dont weigh no 110lbs, I lold when I read that, and her choice of underwear is just terrible. Those are contact lenses shes wearing too, no way that’s her natural eye color. She’s 100% fake and I’d bet she’s lying about men buying her shit. Why would she need to beg strangers for money in a GFM, if she has a rich bf? Nah, I woulsnt touch that grimey, bird faced whore with a 90ft pole.

    November 30, 2017 at 8:20 am

    OK, lets get real here…..EVERY god damned single one of us would fuck the shit out of her. I’d eat a mile of her shit just to see where it came from. But when I finish on her face I’m gonna call her a skank and leave. But we’d all hit it, don’t deny it.

    • JoeMomma
      November 30, 2017 at 1:59 pm

      Sorry…..I’m not blind yet. I’ll pass……

    • Bleh
      November 30, 2017 at 10:18 pm

      Are you the same guy suggesting purell in the other hooker article?

  • Dubba Ay
    November 30, 2017 at 8:15 am

    Vapid whores like this are perfect examples of why we need to institute White Sharia now.

  • Crab Raccoons
    November 30, 2017 at 7:40 am

    “Who wouldn’t want to wake up to this crab raccoon every morning?”

  • The Wall
    November 30, 2017 at 7:27 am

    Oh, good. She reproduced. Didn’t see that one coming.

  • yuck
    November 30, 2017 at 6:10 am

    her bf in the pics is more feminine than her lolll, she only does cuckhold weak men she can control… fucking loser couple!

  • balls deep
    November 30, 2017 at 6:02 am

    Apologies TB and riders, despite too many tats I still want to fuck her. She is hot and my fat cock is hard enough to penetrate granite.. my balls and cock control my mind any honest man knows this is true.

    jerky jerky preparing me jerkings…. jizzz all over my screen need a fucking windshield wiper, 5 batches so far today…. I’d fuck a knot in a tree.

    • Uncle Randy
      November 30, 2017 at 9:05 am

      I’d take her out for a burger and fries.

  • white trash and asians are the best hores
    November 30, 2017 at 5:46 am

    If you get hit more than once a year by a car you might be a crackhead or dope fiend or a squirrel.

    Hot body, I’d tip her $20 bucks to grind her dirty poo-hole on my groin during a haircut.

  • Wwy
    November 30, 2017 at 1:05 am

    They should hire hookers at these Jew news channels everyday a new kike is caught groping,molesting,Hollywood kikes the same,and jewfaced senators put the Talmud down it’s a sick book written by kikes

    • George Soros
      November 30, 2017 at 5:56 am

      Jew diddlers are everywhere in every stereo type there is a grain of truth. Jews commit money and sex crimes they also control the black and spanish rap community and entertainment/news/radio bc of the pro jew influence peddaling 5% of population controlling the rest of us. Every other leading man or new anchor is a big nose jew getting a hot spanish, black or white or asian actress, nazis were horrible glad they are dead but they were on to some truths.

      Don’t believe me?? Look at George Soros, he is literally at cyber and financial war with entire European nations and what are his goals all stereotypical. Who mostly runs goldman sachs, banks, federal reserve?

    • good point but not a jewish issue
      November 30, 2017 at 6:06 am

      seriously why harass women who aren’t interested, highering escorts makes perfect sense. I don’t think it’s a jewish thing though, why bother professional women who aren’t down for it? Chicks like this hairstylist will do it, matt lauer made 29 million a year he could higher 300 of these skanks and miss a penny.

  • Twat Tickler
    November 30, 2017 at 12:32 am

    Stupid spoiled whore video playset, tell the whole world what a slut you are!

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