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Spencer GoFundMe Stripper Who Claims Mark E. Solomone Got Her Cash By Jumping Into Plow Vows Internet Deformation Lawsuit, Goes At It With Turtle Riders

Spencer GoFundMe Stripper Who Claims Mark E. Solomone Got Her Cash By Jumping Into Plow Vows Internet Deformation Lawsuit, Goes At It With Turtle Riders

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The other day we blogged about a Spencer stripper named Tiana Trance who is currently on unpaid medical leave from her stripping career after she threw herself in front of a plow and the lawsuit hasn’t come to fruition yet. She came to our attention when someone sent us her GoFundMe, and it opened up a rabbit’s hole of ratchetry on her Facebook page:

Well, she was none too pleased with the blog and has been messaging the Lost Boys all week. First she had a friend message us with the usual – “If someone kills themselves because of you’re blog you’re gonna be going to jail.” Stuff like that. I’d show you but she immediately deactivated her account after we told her that this was gonna make a great followup blog. Smart ratchet.

Tiana though is not so smart. She won’t stop. It started with the threats to call her lawyer:

They love to do this “you’re using my minor son” shit too. First of all Tiana, we cropped out your son. Secondly, if you’re gonna be a piece of gutter poo on the Internet, you probably shouldn’t have pictures of your son all over your Facebook page. Thirdly, it’s sad, very sad, that a  human being has to refer to you as “Mom.”

She claimed she spoke with the police about it:

Wait…..what? You’re gonna send us one of your “clients” so we can suck their lady dick? Uhhhhh….OK.

Apparently she was referring to the transgendered folks she works wit at Project AIDS, which contrary to popular belief is NOT named after her:

I believe her yo!! If this face doesn’t scream “Narcan and AIDS”

Then I don’t know what does. (repeat joke, still true)

After that she went into a whole thing about her ex-boyfriend. I got bored reading it after the first sentence, which remarkably contained capital letters, punctuation, and periods.

Yea, no idea what any of that means. Sounds like it really changes things though. I guess now that she showed us this conversation she’s no longer a heroin addict stripper who occasionally gets plowed. But yea Tiana, I’m sure your lawyer told you the settlement money is coming in next week. Definitely. The only thing I understand after reading half of that is why you’re not longer interested in dudes, which would explain why you’re posting stuff like this on Facebook:

Yup, totally NOT a ratchet.

The only thing better than the messages was when she made her grand appearance in the comments section. First she started sending noodz

Because she doesn’t care if you think she’s a complete trainwreck, so long as you don’t call her fat.

Then she tagged her token African-American friend and proclaiming that she supports “black people matter”:

Black. People*. Matter. Can’t make this stuff up.

Then she started talking about the lawsuit for the plow (which she says she won), and the new lawsuit against Turtleboy for slandering:

Oh, and guess who were lawyer is…..

Mark E. Salomone!! The guy from the commercials!! He’s like Better Call Saul on steroids!!

As you can see Attorney Margaret Melican could not find her settlement in the court dockets. She had a good explanation for it though:


She did however have email correspondence that “proved” she was legit:

An email from “Paula Conner” asking to see her scarring. Case closed!

And if that wasn’t enough proof she also had this email:

An automated response from someone on vacation. Checkmate Margaret Melican!!

Finally “Damian” made his grand entrance, and he was just as terrible as you would imagine anyone who would be in a relationship with a skagbag like this would be:

Who would’ve ever thought that this power couple would one day end up in a ratchet lover’s quarrel on Turtleboy’s backup page?

Yea dude, no one’s gonna read all that. Except her boyfriend, who showed up to defend her honor:

I love it when our Facebook page turns into an episode of Jerry Springer. Sometimes you just have to tell your boss you’re gonna go take a half hour dump and consume it all in one sitting.

Anyway Tiana, you are hereby invited on the Turtleboy Live Show tonight to defend your honor. We have Brett Killoran on as a guest tonight and he’s known to be caring and compassionate. It’s a great chance for you to explain your side of the story. Hit us up for that Skype info.

22 Comment(s)
  • Flat Brimmed Turtlerider
    December 4, 2017 at 7:22 am

    This Spencer GoFundMe Stripper is my top pick in this years March Madness Pool….
    I skimmed over this and didn’t know if she had a huge bush or that was someone whistling in her taco!

  • SatansGiantCock
    Heat Miser
    December 3, 2017 at 11:21 pm

    I’m suing that plow driver for damages because he didn’t kill this Cum Sock when he had the chance.

  • Anon
    December 3, 2017 at 6:40 pm

    This girl is literally going to the methadone clinic. Her “fiance” left treatment to go get high together, how romantic. Also, neither of them have custody of their child. She legit met her boyfriend via drug deal. She is far from clean. Not that this would be a surprise to anyone.

    • SVU
      December 3, 2017 at 6:51 pm

      I love how she says her medical van picks her up. As if we don’t know she means methadone van. We all know what the vans are lol.

    • Cake
      December 4, 2017 at 9:27 pm

      The entire reason she got hit by a plow is because she was fucked up on Xanax. Got out of a taxi cab from Worcester and stumbled right in front of it

  • Local real local
    Local real local
    December 3, 2017 at 6:01 pm

    They are all pieces of garbage! How does that tramp survive an encounter with a plow? Why can’t she have a congenital defect and just die slowly and painfully? The fact that she is reproducing is frightening! Need a license for a gun but the super slut patrol can just breed without care or concern is another reason we need to look into forced sterilization.

  • suuuuuckittrebek
    December 3, 2017 at 4:58 pm

    ooo ooo add me to it! fuck you, ya skanked out old crackwhore!

  • Anonymous
    December 3, 2017 at 2:58 pm

    Classy photos she has…especially the one that is blurred out…

  • Diane Woods emerson
    December 3, 2017 at 11:08 am

    I love Brett killoran!! He will chew her up and spit her out. and not in the good way honey!! I double dog dare her to fuck with Brett it will be hysterical. Hopefully

  • John Barker
    December 3, 2017 at 9:33 am

    She is a “So She’ll Path”.

  • Keir Darcey
    December 3, 2017 at 8:12 am

    Prostitite? Is she Assyrian? I’d Hittite!

  • Hughbo Mont
    December 3, 2017 at 5:57 am

    I love how Damien can use periods for “a.k.a.” but nothing else! LOL

  • Lynda Lapine
    December 3, 2017 at 4:23 am

    You’re correct that she, and her biggest defender on that blog, are going after posters on that blog for “bullying.” I got a 3 day jail sentence, but I can deal with it. She, however, will forever be stuck in the sewer in which she lives. The only victim here is her child. Poor kid doesn’t stand a chance at a decent life because of her. She can be found on Twitter.

    • Smh
      December 3, 2017 at 10:02 am

      It’s always the children who suffer. You know it’s funny how much work people have to go thru to adopt a pet. Yet anyone woman can reproduce. Doesn’t matter what they do while pregnant most times, and then have more and more kids they don’t care about. It’s all about the money they get for them. Children are not a fucking paycheck. They are the most amazing gift that you will ever have. And many never get that gift. So many loving families out there wishing for a baby and can’t have one. While little sluts like this can and never even give the kids a chance at having a good life. Imagine a little girl saying I want to grow up to be just like my mom, she takes her clothes off and shakes her fat ass for money.. smh

      • Anon
        December 3, 2017 at 6:52 pm

        Don’t worry, this chick does have not have custody of any child.

  • 4 foot whore
    December 3, 2017 at 1:01 am

    Look at the first picture of this skank in the hotel room, she couldn’t even do the filter right, zoom in on her eye and you will see how fake her pictures are. She is a fat little heroin junkie. Her “medical van” is the morning methadone van. It would be alright if she was in recovery but she isn’t. Can’t pass a drug test to save her dirty life. And if anyone that has ever touched her body has herpes it’s because she gave it to them. This is the most nasty bitch out there. Many trips to WATC which is a female dextox center. That poor Damian ,that guy is actually telling the truth. She stalks the hell out of him and slept with him while with Andrew, he just loves sticking it in her ass that he refuses to see it. (Andrew that is) Even when presented with facts. The leasions his penis will start showing in the future will be a constant reminder for the rest of his life of the great whore stripper. I guess when you got a girl who don’t mind atm then you try to wife it, idk I would think you would go to the nearest std clinic but that’s just me. This woman is a awful parent, and a all around bad person the rabbit hole still goes deeper. And I will wait for part 3. She can’t keep her mouth shut so you can count on her to drop more dirty little secrects, like the graveyard up in her uterus.. you can only have so many abortions before the dead babies haunt you. Smh this world would be a Better place without the 4’11 130 pound troll. Oh and you were right about her friend, at least she was smart enough to get rid of her evidence lmao. But never queen whore

  • Mick
    December 2, 2017 at 11:51 pm

    Has to be a male in drag, masculine.

  • itsjustme
    December 2, 2017 at 10:53 pm

    I have a case working it’s way through the court system and I’ve had a case number since the day my lawyer filed the complaint over a year ago. And no I didn’t use any of those tv lawyers, I have a real lawyer.

  • Finn
    December 2, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    OH NO she didn’t. Mark E. Salomone?!? She means business. Serious. He’s on t.v. between Maury and Jerry. She absolutely means “I can talk to the manager” business. Oh, TB, what were you thinking? I’ve seen the commercials. I mean, when I was home sick. That lawyer doesn’t dick around. I think you’re in some real shit. God speed.

    • Kerri Bishop
      December 3, 2017 at 3:23 am

      I think Turtleboy heard, “Mark E. Salomone??” choked on his water and said, “Let’s settle this one”

  • livesinlowell
    December 2, 2017 at 8:07 pm

    “We have Brett Killoran on as a guest tonight and he’s known to be caring and compassionate.”


  • TJ
    December 2, 2017 at 7:59 pm

    Solomone’s lawyers are pricks tbh

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