LeSean McCoy Points Out That Colin Kaepernick Isn’t Good Enough To Be A Full Time Distraction, Gets Called A Coon And Uncle Tom

LeSean McCoy Points Out That Colin Kaepernick Isn’t Good Enough To Be A Full Time Distraction, Gets Called A Coon And Uncle Tom


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So there was a protest outside of NFL headquarters for unemployed quarterback Colin Kaepernick. And as you can imagine, some real winners showed up:

Oh yea, once you’ve got Linda Sarsour on your side you’ve officially lost any chance of being employed ever again. A woman who said this about Ayaan Hirsi Ali, a woman’s rights advocate who escaped a forced marriage and was the victim of genital mutilation in Somalia as a child:

If you’ve ever found yourself associating yourself with Linda Sarsour (like at the women’s march) congratulations, you’re an idiot. She’s not a liberal, she’s an asshole. Liberals didn’t always let people like her and Kapernick take the lead, but they kind of have lately. And it’s kind of a big reason why their worst nightmare is President. Just sayin.

Anyway, I’m sick of talking about Kaepernick but it’s the story that just won’t go away. My thoughts on it are as follows:

  • He’s absolutely good enough to play in the NFL. He wouldn’t start on most teams, but he’s better than some. He’s easily good enough to be a backup or third stringer though.
  • He is being blackballed by NFL owners based entirely on his “activism.”
  • NFL owners have every right to blackball him if they think he’d be bad for business.
  • Kaepernick is not serious about football, which is a problem when you play quarterback. His primary focus is Twitter activism. This is not the kind of person any team that’s interested in long term success would have any sort of interest in.
  • Kaepernick is one of the worst spokesmen BLM could’ve chosen. He’s not smart. He’s not articulate. He mostly just retweets memes. On the rare occasion he does actually answer questions he shows that he doesn’t understand what he’s protesting for.
  • He wore a Castro shirt to a press conference, and couldn’t understand why Cuban-exile reporters in Miami had a problem with it. He actually lectured them about the virtues of the bloody dictator, who they all risked their lives to escape from.

  • He didn’t vote, so his activism is completely useless.
  • He did this all for a chick. Five years ago he was in the Super Bowl and he didn’t have shit to say. Then he started dating some crazy BLM chick and he’s a diehard for the cause. He gave up his NFL career for pussy.

  • ESPN has never, ever wanted a player to get a job more than him. So they why don’t they offer him a job? They align with his politics and they hire ex-players all the time. It’s almost as if they know how stupid and limited he is too.
  • Kaepernick wore police pig socks to practice last year, and recently tweeted out a meme comparing cops to slave catchers. When you do shit like that in your free time you’re gonna piss a lot of people off. NFL owners have the right to not hire someone who is going to turn off their fan base. If he was Richard Sherman he could get away with it. But Kaepernick is not good enough to do that. Welcome to 2017 – where things you write on social media affect your job.
  • Kaepnernick isn’t being blackballed because he took a knee. Everyone else who took a knee last year is still employed. He’s being blackballed because of the insane shit he says and posts on Twitter.

All-Pro running back Lesean McCoy understands these simple facts, and he’s about to be in a world of shit for what he said today:

Buffalo Bills running back LeSean McCoy said free-agent quarterback Colin Kaepernick is not a good enough player to be worth the “distraction” of a team signing him to play.

“It’s a lot more than just he’s not on the team because he doesn’t want to stand for the national anthem,” McCoy said Thursday. “That may have something to do with it, but I think also it has a lot to do with his play. I’m sure a lot of teams wouldn’t want him as their starting quarterback. That chaos that comes along with it, it’s a lot.

“As a team, trying to win and not have a distraction on the team, I just take that as a player — there’s certain players that could be on the team with big distractions, and there’s other players that it’s not good enough or not worth it. I think his situation is not good enough to have him on the team with all the attention that comes along with it. I’m sure if a guy like [Tom] Brady or a guy like whoever is your favorite player — Odell Beckham or a guy like that — you’ll deal with that attention and play him.”

McCoy was asked how Kaepernick’s situation compares to that of former NFL quarterback Michael Vick, who became a Philadelphia Eaglesteammate of McCoy in 2009 after spending time in prison on federal dogfighting charges.

“He’s 10 times better than Kaepernick,” McCoy said of Vick. “You’ll deal with that situation, that attention, that media aspect of it. The good, the bad attention you’ll get. Compared to Kaepernick, it’s like, he’s not really that good [enough] of a player to deal with.

“So people outside of sports don’t really know that. They see only one side of black guy standing up for a good reason [and] the NFL is against him, but I think it’s more than that. I think it has to do with some of that. But also, dealing with him with him on the team you’re trying to build together. There’s so many outsiders [that] can mess up a team. I can see both sides, I really can.”

Couldn’t have said it better myself. He’s absolutely correct too. What Michael Vick did was worse than Kaepernick. He went to jail for it. But Vick was still in his prime when he got out of the can, and most importantly he wasn’t gonna kill dogs anymore. Kaepernick could easily get a job if he just promised owners he’d focus on football and quit doing controversial shit on Twitter. It’s not that hard. But he’s not willing to give that up because being an activist means more to him than being a football player. He’s made his choice and now he has to live with the consequences – unemployment.

Anyway, search for “Lesean McCoy coon” on Twitter to see the reaction he’s gotten:

“Coon” is the new “Uncle Tom.” It’s what you’re called when you’re a black person who thinks for yourself instead of following the herd. Shady gets it. Shady is Turtleboy.



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  • hahahaohreally
    August 27, 2017 at 12:35 am

    Wait, so I don’t follow sports so I didn’t know this, but is he really with the chick from MTV that interviews the morons after a season of “The Challenge” or “Teen Mom” or whatever? UMM yes.. she’s SUPER oppressed and would die to switch places with me for my white privileged. I mean she does make a ton of money working like 5 hours a week while I work 48-72 hours a week with mostly night shifts…. suuure she would.. I mean I have all this privilege from my skin!!

  • August 26, 2017 at 12:27 pm

    As an Eagles fan, I seem to recall a lot of noise about how Chip Kelly was a racist when he ran McCoy out of town. Then, the same people who are calling McCoy racist names now were calling him a “victim of racism” then.

    Remind me again why I’m supposed to take these people seriously?

  • August 25, 2017 at 9:33 pm

    Well, Dear Colin can apply for the Gatorade bucket washer position for the Jets. It’ll be an on call employment opportunity, since there won’t be too many moments when the orange jug gets poured.

  • Brian
    August 25, 2017 at 5:33 am

    Imagine if all these protesters cared as much about themselves getting a job as this loser?

  • Brian
    August 25, 2017 at 5:30 am

    THIS is the exact reason why the Liberal losers whether black or white think they have the majority in this country and why Hillary lost and they never saw it coming. After 8 years of Obama you cannot speak up against “activism”. If you are a white to are a racist. If you are black you are a coon or uncle Tom. This is the rhetoric that was sent the last 8 years and it just shows you how pathetic the left is. It’s funny that CNN talks about Trump does not something cuz he “does now wanna piss off white people” when Obama spent 8 years NEVER once condemning the race riots he started because he would have pissed off “his people” and they would have called him an uncle Tom coon brother

  • Sterling Turtle Rider
    August 25, 2017 at 12:43 am

    Another example of today’s prevalent theory that “consequences to my free will and behavior are racist”.
    ‘Personal responsibility’ is a foreign concept to way too many people these days.

  • Publius
    August 24, 2017 at 11:37 pm

    who says this guy is good enough to be a back-up? he does not appear to have desire to play. never talks about working hard. worse he puts self before team in a team sport.

  • Earl Campbell
    August 24, 2017 at 10:14 pm

    Brady could play ’til he’s 50 if the Pats had RBs like McCoy.

    And I’d love to see any of those poseurs call him a coon to his face!

  • johnnyb
    August 24, 2017 at 9:58 pm

    Cares more about his “protest” than playing a millionaires game.Why would anyone want to throw money at this thing.

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