Let’s Help Ashburnham Police Identify Grandpa Coronabro For Spitting On 2 Women On A Hiking Trail For Not Wearing Masks And Being A Dumbass Like Him


Ashburnham Police are looking for a man who is perhaps the worst coronabro of all time, after he was filmed spitting on two women while sarcastically claiming to have COVID because they wouldn’t put on a mask in the middle of the woods on a hike. Watch.

What a piece of shit.

He had already walked by them and was on his merry way, but he just couldn’t get over the fact that two free women in a free country had the audacity to not join the mask cult. Imagine what a pathetic, mindless drone you have to be to walk around like this while on a hike in the middle of nowhere looking at one of the best views you’ll see in Massachusetts?

Seriously, if you’re that afraid of a virus it’s really incumbent upon you to never, ever, ever leave your house. And don’t let anyone inside your house, including your wife, unless they quarantine for two weeks first after leaving and provide three negative commie cold tests.

It was at this moment that he decided that he could not just let it slide that other human beings weren’t as ridiculous and petrified as he chooses to be, and began turning around.

His poor wife knows how he can be when he doesn’t get his oatmeal in the morning, and attempted to calm him down. But there was no holding back this coronabro on a mission. He bravely removed his mask, knowing full well that he could contract COVID and die at any minute, just so he could walk towards the criminals not wearing masks and spit at them multiple times.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – not one of these assholes is actually afraid of COVID, nor do any of them think masks work. Not one. If they were then they’d never leave their house. And if they did leave their house the LAST thing they’d do is approach anyone without a mask on. This has always been about submitting to authority and shaming those who don’t get in line. How dare anyone not be a mindless, brainwashed fuckpuppet like Grandpa Loogie over here.

Cops are still looking for this guy and remarkably he hasn’t been named yet. So I figured I’d throw it out there. If you know who he is please message me on Facebook at Clarence Woods Emerson (and follow the page) or email We gotta start naming and shaming these assholes, because they’re holding our society hostage. I blame him, but I also the media, politicians, and every other fraud who has perpetuated this insane fear mongering. This is what happens when you tell people that they’re wrong for not wearing a mask. This is what happens when you lie to a population and tell them mask mandates work, even after seeing a spike in cases directly after mask mandates went into place. Fuck em all.



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98 Comment(s)
  • Trevor Noah
    November 25, 2020 at 8:27 am

    He shaved off the cum soaked beard.

  • Chipmunk Oil
    November 25, 2020 at 8:23 am

    Please do do call H Powell Energy @ (978) 337-4284 from a burner phone
    and ask questions about lubrication.

  • Full Metal Ratchet
    November 25, 2020 at 8:15 am

    Google Hale Powell Westford Ma and check out his images.He shaved off the beard and lost the old woman reading glasses thinking no one would ever recognize him.Hilarious.

  • Albert Fish
    November 25, 2020 at 8:08 am

    If the Pilgrim Theatre had a face.

  • Hale Bopp
    November 25, 2020 at 6:44 am

    Weird how libs are still so angry even though Sniffer won. It’s almost like, deep down inside, they know they really lost.

  • Vlad the Expectorator
    November 24, 2020 at 9:20 pm

    What are they going to do at the drum circle without his shamanic rhythms?

  • deliverance
    November 24, 2020 at 7:01 pm

    Ashburnham is full of drunk high white trash

  • Hale Powell Biden Voter
    November 24, 2020 at 6:46 pm

    Fucking lunatic, Hale Powell what a piece of shit, now if he was black it would be ok.

    Hale Powell has that diddler look written all over his dirty unkempt beard and body.

  • Joe Biden*
    November 24, 2020 at 4:05 pm

    (978) 337-4128

  • Cam Neely
    November 24, 2020 at 4:01 pm

    H Powell Energy Associates
    20 acton rd westford ma

  • Joe Biden*
    November 24, 2020 at 3:56 pm

    Hale Powell 71,Westford ma arrested

  • Cam Neely
    November 24, 2020 at 3:54 pm

    Please do not call the spitter at his business (978) 337-4284

  • Blue Lives Matter
    November 24, 2020 at 3:24 pm

    He was just arrested.

  • D.B. Cooper
    November 24, 2020 at 2:15 pm

    Not gonna lie. Spitting changes the dynamic for me. I would have gone marine corps apeshit on this liberal shithead and beat him to within an inch of his life.
    I can’t wait to find out who this piece of shit it. And he is gonna. E exactly what you think he is.

  • Roger
    November 24, 2020 at 2:14 pm

    He should be put down like a dog

  • Orion
    November 24, 2020 at 11:33 am

    Ah… good old rich, “enlightened” gatekeepers making everything more fun and safe. Even as a kid I was wary of people like this. Just goes to show you that there’s no such thing as bias on some subjects. It’s just gut instinct. Trust it, folks.

  • One Who Knows
    November 24, 2020 at 10:16 am

    Ex Ratheon employee written all over him.

  • DudeRanchStripClub (me/mine pronouns)
    November 24, 2020 at 8:54 am

    Pretty sure his name is Andy Garcia

    • Movie Buff
      November 24, 2020 at 3:49 pm

      Did Richard Gere just hand hm
      His wifes panties

      • hollywood for Biden
        November 24, 2020 at 10:23 pm

        no that was gerbil in Gere’s hand the other had a Kamala 2024 button

  • WokieDokie
    November 24, 2020 at 8:20 am

    Smug Prof written all over him. May want to shave the virus catcher, but that would mess up the “Look”. Happy Valley UMass or Hampshire would top my suspect list. One of those “We Believe” and “BLM” signs in his front yard with the only BL’s in his town pushing lawnmowers. There is your FBI profile.

  • Better chance of seeing God than contracting it in a forest
    November 24, 2020 at 7:36 am

    I’m surprised that an elderly man with blue eyeglasses and New Wave haircut would act like such a dick.

    • Orion
      November 24, 2020 at 11:29 am

      Right? Old-ass liberals never stop being spoiled, shitty children inside.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Lord Gort
    November 24, 2020 at 7:24 am

    Spit on me.
    The very next thing you’d be spitting is some chicklets.
    It’s just that simple.

  • AOC has Donkey Teeth
    November 24, 2020 at 6:39 am

    Telling how this coward assaultrd 2 women. Had he pulled this shit with a man he would have got his glasses smashed, his nose flattened and his teeth knocked out! Oh and tossed off the side of that trail.

    Can’t wait til we get his name and he’s TB famous by end of day today!

  • Joe Biden
    November 24, 2020 at 3:23 am

    Bernie Bro for sure.

    • Massholio
      November 24, 2020 at 12:33 pm

      Due to the extended time taken in id’ing him he may actually be from Buttfuck Vermont.

  • Trumpy Bear
    November 24, 2020 at 1:28 am

    Fuck him and his 79 million friends.

  • Raphael Warnock
    November 24, 2020 at 12:34 am

    I want to sck thst sexy white slave masters dick. I want more than spit

  • CONN
    November 23, 2020 at 11:29 pm

    Based on his looks alone, guaranteed he’s offered up his body in exchange for 2 pints of organic blueberries.

  • Philip Landry
    Al Gore"s liberal hack sqad
    November 23, 2020 at 9:55 pm

    More global warming…this guy would never do that to men. Everyone knows masks are b.s. except the brainwashed. He probably thinks he will get points from his socialist comrades who will dump him like a trash heap once they are done using him.

  • XavierParas
    November 23, 2020 at 9:41 pm

    That’s author Neale Donald Walsh!

  • Hu Fartted
    Hu Fartted
    November 23, 2020 at 9:29 pm

    If this fruitcake had done this to my wife she would have kicked his balls up to his throat.

  • Willy Fister
    November 23, 2020 at 9:15 pm

    He can’t be hard to find. Just look for a sky blue subaru with a Bernie bumper sticker and
    rear window stick-figures of a 4 man circle jerk.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    November 23, 2020 at 8:48 pm

    Ever notice that liberals kids are always trainwrecks?

    Look at Hunter Biden.

    I’ll never forget Obama and his wife coming out for an interview on the White House lawn. 11:30 AM on a Sunday. Obama’s 2 daughters were absent. Obama said “they’re still in bed, you know how kids are.”

    Compare that with Trump’s’ kids. Talk about a contrast. He’d have them washed and dressed and present.

    By the way, are Obama’s daughters doing porn videos for heroin yet?

    • Donald Trump JR.
      November 23, 2020 at 9:48 pm

      Is sleeping in late as a teenager better or worse than cheating on your pregnant wife?

      • Come on Man
        November 23, 2020 at 9:55 pm

        Drunk driving snd killing people is bad just ask teddy kennedy and joe bidens first wife

  • True Reality Speaks
    True Reality Speaks
    November 23, 2020 at 8:39 pm

    This is the Left. This is what the Democrats stole the election for. Violence, hatred and contempt for those that don’t drink the Kool Aid or resist the fascists. This is America for the next 4 years, until they steal the next election. Get used to it. I know I’m prepared and won’t be getting in any boxcars.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    November 23, 2020 at 8:37 pm

    Stealing your mother’s purple reading glasses is just low.

  • Massholio
    November 23, 2020 at 8:25 pm

    Masks reduce the risk of infection by .03 %. That’s it. Look for the Danish study. It’s not easy to find lol. My money is that the guy is a professor at some college out there most likely liberal arts. Pay me later.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      November 23, 2020 at 8:29 pm

      Complete with the corduroy brown sportcoat with the elbow patches, and argyle socks with Birkenstocks.

    • Guy in a Puffy Coat
      November 23, 2020 at 9:57 pm

      I believe your statistics. But I am just a guy wh9 cleans the einfows st your locsl jerk off booth

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    November 23, 2020 at 8:00 pm

    He looks like one of the brothers searching for treasure on Oak Island.

  • Highrise hater
    November 23, 2020 at 7:47 pm

    That’s Hunter Biden ! Finally we know his hideout! Looks like he’s still doing crack and meth ! His head would like good on a pike!

    • RumpleSpitSkin
      November 23, 2020 at 8:31 pm

      Take away his public funded pension

  • Cheshire cat
    November 23, 2020 at 7:46 pm

    This filthy old cocksucker looks like a pedophile
    Obviously a Biden supporter
    Probably does drugs and takes it up the ass like hunter
    If I was a cop I’d check the pine street inn
    Hey have any of you homeless shit bags seen a dirty filthy white guy with his negroe boyfriends cum in his beard ?

  • Jo C
    JoAnne R
    November 23, 2020 at 7:27 pm

    Dirty old man!

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    November 23, 2020 at 7:24 pm

    Casual Observations:

    1) What a fucking hero, attacking women.
    2) Cunts like this step up against guys who train end up dead on the trail.
    3) Don’t think it happens? Every fucking day.


    • Eddie
      November 23, 2020 at 7:36 pm

      Hey tough guy. At least he showed some balls and didnt hide behind a computer.

      • Horace Mann
        November 23, 2020 at 7:49 pm

        Hey Eddie
        I forgot to pay your mother the 5 bucks for the lousy blow job she gave me last night
        Tell the fat cunt to Bill me

        • Eddie
          November 23, 2020 at 8:38 pm

          The only blow jobs that you know about are the bj’s that you give your Daddy for that 10 dollar allowance per week.

          • Alfred
            November 23, 2020 at 11:49 pm

            Holy Fuckin’ Cringe, Batfuck!

        • Red Rican
          November 24, 2020 at 10:32 am

          wow – you are disgusting

      • ChrisInShrewsbury
        November 23, 2020 at 7:52 pm


        LOL, showing balls? He knows 2 broads filming aren’t going to stomp his fucking teeth in. BTW, I added something at the end about being a keyboard warrior, but it got chopped out.

        Full Disclosure: I’m not sure my constant training is good. I’m angry most of the time. Thanks for putting a smile on my face.

      • Get a room...
        November 23, 2020 at 8:46 pm

        …you two.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    November 23, 2020 at 7:14 pm

    This gentleman handled this situation perfectly! I have done the same when I have come across the maskless! Masks are MANDATED! You will wear them at all times!

    • Eddie
      November 23, 2020 at 8:40 pm

      Yeah – I guess so. The guy is an asshole either way. WTF are you talking about constant training.

  • VFW face palm
    November 23, 2020 at 7:09 pm

    Bet he is a retired MTA in good standing. At least he didn’t have a stroke. To bad one of the ladies didn’t have a can of bear spray. You could blown him off the cliff and the video would have been so much more entertaining. Old fuck probably got tossed out of the Sierra club for harassing the Indians at Foxwoods.

    • Uncle Junior
      November 23, 2020 at 7:38 pm

      Hey, hey take it easy….were not writing a Western here.

  • Joey Meatballs
    November 23, 2020 at 6:51 pm

    Dis guy looks like a fanook
    Bada bing
    Yoos need us guys to take him out

  • We Need More George Floyds
    November 23, 2020 at 6:46 pm

    Cops should George Floyd everyone involved here, including the two liberal basic bitch sluts that filmed this.

  • Amazing reporting
    November 23, 2020 at 6:39 pm

    Dear Aiden, thank you for this amazing blog. We all needed needed the video AND the screen shots from the same video followed by your hate speech. Next time just share the video and move on. You suck at ‘reporting’

    • Ku klux mother fucking clan
      November 23, 2020 at 6:44 pm

      What the fuck do you care? Don’t reaTB if you hate it that much. Fuckin chode

    • Boe Jiden
      November 23, 2020 at 6:50 pm

      Is the term “hate speech” a phrase one uses when one disagrees with an opposing viewpoint. Perhaps this blog exists to identify someone who assaulted two females.
      Perhaps some view the video, perhaps some do not. This blog exists to identify someone who has committed a crime.
      The “amazing” point one has made indicates that one has been left without critical thinking skills by their indoctrination errr… education.
      Stop being a cunt and tell your Dad to turn himself in.

  • CONN
    November 23, 2020 at 6:38 pm

    The epitome of the hypocritical fraud that has the Coexist bumper sticker on the back of the Prius.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    November 23, 2020 at 6:36 pm

    If he spit on me he’d receive a neck punch.

    See if he could walk back down the hill after that.

  • Liz Warren
    November 23, 2020 at 6:30 pm

    Joe Biden is a racist.
    He picked a member of every race to be in his cabinet except for American Indian which is me.
    Dam, I should have tsken the dentures out when servicing senile Joe. I figured dementia Joe wouldnt notice.

  • Bob Harte
    November 23, 2020 at 6:26 pm

    He’s another Thoreau guy who would be carrion in 2 weeks

  • CONN
    November 23, 2020 at 6:25 pm

    The anger of the Left is astounding.

  • Don't Come Around Here No More
    November 23, 2020 at 6:16 pm

    I thought Tom Petty was dead already.

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    November 23, 2020 at 6:16 pm

    Those obnoxious skanks should have cut the video and fired that draft dodging faggot and his senile wife off that cliff

  • Mr. Leahy, RIP
    November 23, 2020 at 6:02 pm

    My daughter and I walk our dogs twice a day without masks in a city. Most others also walk without masks. Never has anyone even made a comment about it.

    Definitely having my daughter carry pepper spray from now on……

  • His Name Is Ichabod...
    November 23, 2020 at 6:02 pm

    …Ichabod Crane.

    Someone asked this filthy fuck once if he took a shower.

    He said “Why, is there one missing?”

    That is all.

  • Real Austin
    November 23, 2020 at 5:59 pm

    Sucks about the fishing boat disappeared off Cape Cod. I am close. I have to admit, I still laugh seeing “Dickgozinya”. Not sure of spelling.

  • Uncle Peckerhead
    November 23, 2020 at 5:57 pm

    Just wait a couple more days for the missing person report on his wife. Then they’ll have that fuckstick by the schnoz!!

  • The Capt
    November 23, 2020 at 5:56 pm

    Came here to say check colleges and universities but got beaten to it.

    • Cool story...
      November 23, 2020 at 8:51 pm


      • Dumb comment...
        November 24, 2020 at 8:33 am


  • Boe Jiden
    Biden's Sheeple....
    November 23, 2020 at 5:55 pm

    How about Pennsylvania banning the sale of alcohol in bars and restaurants the night before Thanksgiving?
    What about Oregon’s Governor Kate Brown asking residents to call the cops on large Thanksgiving gatherings?!
    How tone deaf can one be?
    1.) How is it even enforceable?
    Cops certainly won’t. They’d need a warrant to lawfully do so.
    2.) Portland has become a national shitshow on an epic scale.
    3.) Now You can basically possess small amounts of any drug you want.
    4.) Wouldn’t hosting a large scale Thanksgiving dinner be the very definition of a “Peaceful Protest”!?
    You can not make this shit up if it were an episode of South Park.
    Trying to control what they can while they endorse what they can not.
    Cunts all of them.

  • WTF America
    November 23, 2020 at 5:51 pm

    Big and bad tough guy that chances are probably wouldn’t do that if those girls were men. Imagine what he does to that wife of his behind closed doors?

    I commend those young women for having such good restraint. More than ever we need/must support the 2A and pray come January 20th it doesn’t get taken away. Mace is good too.

    Newsflash…its NOT a law! You are all outside definitely within 6 feet, it was a hiking trail not a crowded mall or side street!

    Also if you did “test positive” for the China Virus and infact had it then why the hell aren’t you home quarantining? Such an absolute unprovoked attack. It has zero to with masks anymore with these Karen’s, all power trips.

  • Swallow
    November 23, 2020 at 5:47 pm

    Donates to NPR, got too much inheritance left from his mother, awkwardly flirts with young baristas wherever he gets his morning fart juice, drives a Subaru, wishes he had a hot gal/guy to spit on. Will probably tell his shrink about this incident. His shrink will tell him it was justified. His wife can be found buying in bulk at the local co-op and probably is a member of a virtual book club.

    Good job media you truly are turning the insane more insane, and dividing us all up. The globalists are so proud.

  • Sherlock
    November 23, 2020 at 5:46 pm

    Those 2 were just capping a wild ending to Transgender Awareness week with a romantic hike.

    My evidence? “He” spits like a girl!!

    • The braindead are everywhere
      November 23, 2020 at 6:08 pm

      If he tries that crap with the wrong person, he’ll spit like a toothless girl.

      Ironically they flip out when you don’t wear a mask but are oblivious when people wear masks on their chin. Sorry for outing our undercover anti-maskers.

  • whatevuh
    Whining Liberal
    November 23, 2020 at 5:41 pm

    wow you are so masculine, I bet the girls get all wet when you talk like that around them at the bar

  • spitterberg
    November 23, 2020 at 5:30 pm

    Charge Mr. Kikestien with attempted Murder.

  • Get him
    November 23, 2020 at 5:30 pm

    I’d start looking at every liberal college professor and campuses from here to the Canadian border. You can hear in the video the name Hal or Phil being said.

      November 23, 2020 at 7:09 pm

      Start at Clark University…..

  • the other side
    November 23, 2020 at 5:29 pm

    Just find the Prius with the “I’m with her”, “Elizabeth Warren” & “Coexist” bumper stickers on it.

    • I see you and I raise you
      November 23, 2020 at 6:13 pm

      “If you can read this, thank a teacher” bumper sticker!

  • President obiden
    November 23, 2020 at 5:25 pm

    If the first lockdown worked why a second one ? If the first one didn’t work why a second one ?

  • I know who it is
    November 23, 2020 at 5:22 pm

    This has to be Jewmerica, it just has to be; all old and hateful and stupid and nasty towards women and living in the sticks.

    We have our culprit!

  • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
    Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
    November 23, 2020 at 5:21 pm

    Carry at least spray, if not a firearm, everywhere you go. It would be a long walk back to the car after a good OC exposure.

    • Cooler Heads
      November 24, 2020 at 6:59 pm

      I’ll second that. Preferably, bear spray. It fogs and goes out at least 10-15 ft. A fogging spray makes a quick draw more likely to stop the perp, where a stream is harder to aim. In my experience, if they breathe it in it stops them quicker. This is all from incidents on the job with aggressive dogs. Prepare to take a little in yourself every time you deploy it. Lastly, can in hand or on belt. These usually unfold quick. Seconds matter.

  • Jussie Smollett
    November 23, 2020 at 5:20 pm

    Gotta be honest. Those Karens likely deserved it. We need their backstory.

    • Dale Earnhardt
      November 24, 2020 at 5:19 am

      Says the worst race card driver ever.

  • Da Nang Class Of 1968
    November 23, 2020 at 5:18 pm

    If he pulled that shit on me they would have needed a shovel and a
    body bag to get him off that hill.

    • Linda
      November 23, 2020 at 7:15 pm

      I call BS on that. You’d have done nothing except film it and post it.

      • Da Nang Class Of 1968
        November 23, 2020 at 11:27 pm

        Surely you jest.

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