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Social Justice Warriors

Ashburnham SJWs Call FBI, Fear For Their Lives Because Turtleboy Screenshotted Things They Said In A Public Facebook Group And Criticized Them On A Blog

Uncle Turtleboy / April 13, 2021

Editor’s Note: I will be having Nate Comeau, Ashburnham candidate for School Committee, on the live show tonight at…

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Social Justice Warriors

Mental Health Worker And Ashburnham-Westminster Teachers Want Kids “Stomped” On Playground Because Their Dad Is Running For School Committee And They Don’t Agree With His Opinions

Uncle Turtleboy / April 12, 2021

This is Hanifa Nelson-Kamau, a mental health worker from Ashburnham. The Ashburnham-Westminster Regional School District like many districts has an…

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All-Star Criminals

Grandpa Coronabro Arrested For Spitting On Hikers For Not Wearing Masks In Ashburnham Is A Westford Energy Consultant Married To SJW Rabbi

Uncle Turtleboy / November 25, 2020

Yesterday I published a blog about Grandpa Coronabro after he spit at two women on a hiking trail in…

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Let’s Help Ashburnham Police Identify Grandpa Coronabro For Spitting On 2 Women On A Hiking Trail For Not Wearing Masks And Being A Dumbass Like Him

Uncle Turtleboy / November 23, 2020

Ashburnham Police are looking for a man who is perhaps the worst coronabro of all time, after he was…

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Turtleboy Investigates

Shady Ashburnham Dog Breeder Sells Worm Infested Puppy That Dies, Tries Not To Refund The Money, Threatens Grieving Family If They Don’t Take Down Viral Facebook Post

Uncle Turtleboy / September 24, 2019

This is a heartbreaking story as yet another family learned the hard way about buying dogs from breeders. Whenever…

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All-Star Criminals

This Is The Gothpoon Who Murdered Brandon Chicklis in Her Ashburnham Treehouse And Had A Month To Clean Up The Crime Scene But Forgot To

Uncle Turtleboy / July 24, 2018

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All-Star Criminals

Ashburnham Principal Wants Her Job Back Because She Dindu Nuffin Even Though She Knew Her Rapey Husband Was Banging Her Niece And They Were Recording Her Changing In The House

Western Mass Turtlegirl / June 1, 2018

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Turtleboy Investigates

Sources: Ashburnham Elementary School Janitor Jimmy Thunderpants’ Rape Victim Is His 18 Year Old Cognitively Impaired Niece And Principal Wife Knew He Was A Problem

Uncle Turtleboy / May 23, 2018

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18 Year Old Elementary School Employee Allegedly Raped 4 Separate Times By Principal’s Janitor Husband Jimmy Thunderpants And None Of This Makes Any Sense

Uncle Turtleboy / May 21, 2018

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