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Grandpa Coronabro Arrested For Spitting On Hikers For Not Wearing Masks In Ashburnham Is A Westford Energy Consultant Married To SJW Rabbi


Yesterday I published a blog about Grandpa Coronabro after he spit at two women on a hiking trail in Ashburnham because they had the audacity of taking their masks off on a hiking trail in the middle of nowhere.

It was insane because:

  1. The whole purpose of going on a hike outdoors is to get fresh air, which you don’t get while smothering your face with a diaper
  2. Masks clearly have done nothing to stop the spread of commie cold, considering places with mask mandates have seen more spikes than the places without them.
  3. It’s all performative because if he actually was scared to death of commie cold he would never leave his house, and would certainly never go out of his way to walk back towards people that weren’t wearing a mask
  4. What he was most upset about was the fact that free people had the audacity to be free and not join his mask cult, which is no longer an acceptable option
  5. If masks work then he had nothing to worry about because he was wearing a mask

I had a feeling he was from somewhere in the Metrowest, since he just reeks of Acton or Sudbury. Turns out I was pretty close. Meet Hale Powell from Westford.

Hale was arrested yesterday and charged with false threat of a biological agent (a felony) and assault and battery. Looks like this plan to shave the beard in order to throw the cops off the scent didn’t work out. (also, someone please tell WBZ that Westfield and Westford are like, totally different places)

He claims to not have COVID, which I’m sure he doesn’t. He was just pissy because they wouldn’t join his mask cult.

The woman with Grandpa Coronabro was his wife Susan “Shoshana” Perry, the local rabbi in town.

She gave a speech in 2018 about the danger of words and bullying.

“Freedom from bullying.”

Meanwhile her husband spit on two women because he couldn’t bully them into wearing masks in the middle of the woods while resting and drinking water.

“In real life, words can be used to hurt people emotionally and physically.”

Yea, but spitting on strangers for not wearing a mask is perfectly acceptable. And no, I don’t feel bad for her at all. She knew the cops were looking for her husband and did nothing to urge him to turn himself in.

Their synagogue appears to be a SJW brainwashing factory too.

Hale is the owner of H Powell Energy Associates, as well as “Writing For Success,” and is a retired energy consultant who was once appointed to the Westford Energy Committee (whatever that is).

He also follows the Sunrise Movement, a radical leftist organization that uses kids to try to bully elected officials into voting for AOC and Ed Markey’s Green New Deal.

Which isn’t surprising since the Mrs. donated money to Deval Patrick.

We aren’t at war with a virus, we are at war with people corrupted by the mainstream media who bully and shame anyone who doesn’t join their cult. We must continue to expose poop smoochers like this to send the message that we can fight back too.


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96 Comment(s)
  • Maureen McCarthy
    December 1, 2020 at 6:34 pm

    So over the past 15 years, the rabbi increased her congregation by 100 people. Do the math; the increase is probably due to the normal birth rate of the original 100 members. She should be spending more time teaching her husband how to live with virtue, compassion, and humility.

  • Cock McPenis
    December 1, 2020 at 2:32 pm

    I’m worried this will happen to me because only a fucking retard actually believes that a mask has magical powers when you’re outside to magically block the ‘rona. If someone spit on me, I’d also be getting arrested for beating the fuck out of him.

  • Elegant snake
    November 28, 2020 at 4:05 pm

    Hell yeah TB!
    Do not listen to them. I am glad you have one last Sponsor, Elliot Fire, and that your company, Worcester digital media llc, is still going strong!
    I am a turtle rider for life!

  • Travis Bickle
    November 27, 2020 at 1:11 pm

    Clearly this guy knows how to pick his targets. If he had spit on me, or somebody that had been walking with me out in the woods, they might eventually find his decomposed body, or they might not. Just sayin’…

  • Westford Old Cuckington
    November 27, 2020 at 1:13 am

    Of course this giant pussy did this to two women, I sometimes catch myself dreaming of this type of encounter. Too bad they didn’t have a boyfriend, husband, brother, or really any type of alpha-male with them to snuff this soy eating toolbag… What a fucking pussy.

  • Did TB fund get hack?
    November 26, 2020 at 9:29 pm

    My friend, who is way more of a TBS fan than I am told me his bank called him saying his account was frozen because the TB fund in Paypal got hacked, is that true?

  • Michael Scott
    November 26, 2020 at 1:52 pm

    Soneone should pop by 20 Acton road in westford and say hi

    • Andrea Grocer
      November 28, 2020 at 10:55 am

      I like your style.

  • Mike Tyson
    November 26, 2020 at 11:03 am

    Everyone has a plan until you punch him in the mouth.

    Right Hale????

  • Massholio
    November 26, 2020 at 8:56 am

    Dude yelled at me for going the wrong way up an aisle at Stop and Shop. I told him it doesn’t matter if I pass you backwards or forwards . Mathematically it’s the same thing. His logical counter argument was yelling about thousands of people getting infected. I told him I hoped he caught it and died.

  • Observer X
    November 26, 2020 at 1:55 am

    Brainless BLM adherent, he’s going to give up his White privilege before sentencing, yes?

    • Skoot
      November 28, 2020 at 3:02 am

      – Haha… same thing happened to me in the middle of the aisle at Market Basket…. I told him that it’s no difference than if I passed you on the outside ends of the aisle’s where there are no arrows in which direction you walk…..

  • ha ha gots ta c dis
    November 25, 2020 at 11:31 pm

  • North of the Border
    November 25, 2020 at 9:56 pm

    Consultant: “I have no idea what you’re doing, and I’m totally unqualified to say shit, but my clipboard here says you’re doing it wrong.”

    Yup, pretty much.

  • Captain Trips
    The Eternal Jew
    November 25, 2020 at 9:21 pm

    I’ll shave my beard off so they won’t know I’m a Juden!

  • Milo
    November 25, 2020 at 8:18 pm

    And religion that would let a chick be a priest is retarded.

    • Milo cant spell
      November 25, 2020 at 8:19 pm


  • Uncle Adolf
    November 25, 2020 at 8:08 pm

    and then suddenly, for absolutely no reason whatsoever, the german people elected… me

    • Jewmerica
      November 25, 2020 at 9:20 pm

      Hey man, you seem pretty cool. If we go back into lockdown, want to get together and tickle each other with a feather?

  • whatevuh
    November 25, 2020 at 6:49 pm

    I guarantee this dipshit drives a Prius with a ‘coexist’ bumper sticker on it, and he voted for Liz Warrren

    • John Galt
      November 30, 2020 at 5:39 pm

      I’ve seen the Prius, it’s got the Coexist bumper sticker as well as another one that says “My other car is a recumbent bicycle”

  • Independent Thinker
    November 25, 2020 at 4:39 pm

    You should never spit at someone, especially during these difficult times. He’s lucky they didn’t beat the crap out of him.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    November 25, 2020 at 4:15 pm

    Take the two of them, tie them up, and force feed them bacon and shellfish

  • Hafez al-Assad
    November 25, 2020 at 3:45 pm

    Apart from this one incident he is apparently a very good man. He consults people about energy, he coaches people in business writing and he is also very vocal online about the BLM movement. He is helping our communities by restricting legal firearms to citizens, making sure that law enforcement cannot arrest what the racist media would call ‘thugs’ and making sure people abide to the mask mandate even when on a remote trail. I will be dumbfounded if this poor man actually has to answer for his so called crime. It is just more proof of a rigged system that enables privileged white males to get away with all sorts of crimes while persecuting everybody else. I will be donating 512.588 yrian pounds to this heroes legal defense fund. I pray that everyone else will do the same.

    • Nasty Humans
      November 25, 2020 at 4:12 pm

      Oh please go fuck yourself! “Apart from this one incident “…,you can’t tell me he isn’t a raging asshole. It’s just the only thing he’s Been caught doing . I just wish he got his ass kicked for spitting on them. That would have been perfect. Spitting is assault, so it’s self defense. Self righteous asshole deserves a good beating! Mind your own business dickhead. What person spits on someone especially over a mask!

      • Light em up
        November 25, 2020 at 4:44 pm

        As nasty as it is, he didn’t spit on anyone. He spat in their general direction. No harm done other than to look like an a-hole.

        • Ray Patriarca
          Lord Gort
          November 26, 2020 at 9:00 am

          And I FART in you’re general direction!

    • G Ber
      Jesus of Westford
      November 25, 2020 at 6:02 pm

      This Half Ass must be joking—so thumbs up

  • Rati
    November 25, 2020 at 3:15 pm


  • Hu Fartted
    November 25, 2020 at 2:59 pm

    Don’t you love the hypocrisy about the bullying. These leftist scum are all the same.

  • Shalom Have a Rim
    November 25, 2020 at 2:47 pm

    A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street and they come to a kid playing in a sandbox. The priest says, “Hey, you wanna go screw that kid?”

    To which the rabbi replies, “Out of what?

    • Guinea Geisha
      November 25, 2020 at 3:49 pm

      Jewish pedo: “Hey kid, wanna buy some candy?”

  • Enquiring Mind
    November 25, 2020 at 2:43 pm

    How about an update on the story that identified the wrong person being sought for shooting the trooper in Hyannis? He sues and your lawsuit record will be 1/10. Quality journalism at its worst…

    • I second this
      November 25, 2020 at 2:53 pm

      So true. Aidan does not bother even really investigating anything, unless it’s on google and he can copy and paste. He is the Andy Dick version of journalism, failure all around.

      • Calm WhiteDad
        November 25, 2020 at 3:09 pm

        Yet here you are. Typical hypocritical lefty.

        • Just enjoying the ride
          November 25, 2020 at 8:43 pm

          I a just enjoying the ship is sinking like the titanic for TBS. I mean, he barely had about 200 viewers on the last live. But he and others say TBS is 10k or 25 k strong… oook.

          • lol @ city poverty in 2 years
            November 26, 2020 at 10:39 am

            Lol and you still spend time out of your day thinking of TURTLEBOY SPORTS.

            You can’t help yourself, because you love the product he gives us. We love you too =)

          • Left=Fag
            November 26, 2020 at 11:23 am

            Joe Biden had barely 1k viewers on his Thanksgiving address, and he’s the most popular president ever…..

          • Just Say'n
            November 27, 2020 at 10:29 am

            Rachet, BLM, Antifa, or 60 year old white woman who calls people racist for not being a socialist?

    • Done with this shit
      November 26, 2020 at 8:06 am

      What was TB wrong about? The police were looking for him, he is a career criminal, and was identified as a suspect. I’m enquiring as to what blog you were in? You losers gots to stick together, amiright?

  • Would the real Rian please stand uo
    November 25, 2020 at 2:43 pm

    And you still try to question why all social media has banned you, and why you are losing so many fans.
    This article shows just how racist you and your turd riders are.
    I am gonna sue you again, just to waste your time and money. Well really just your time because it seems you are pretty much out of money, begging people to follow you like blind idiots.

    • ElJefe72
      November 25, 2020 at 3:19 pm

      Lol, wut?!?

      November 26, 2020 at 10:37 am

      Making fun of wealthy white people is now also racist?

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      November 28, 2020 at 12:02 am

      Obviously this post was not authored by the real Rian as it contains relatively proper punctuation, grammar, and overall use of the King’s English.

  • He looked better with the blue specs and 3 Musketeers facial hair
    November 25, 2020 at 2:04 pm

    Can’t they charge the Mrs. for being an accessory after the fact? This was a national news story, surely she was well aware that the Police were searching for her husband.

  • Black Friday Deals
    November 25, 2020 at 1:56 pm

    • My name is Corn my Borther here is Cobb and we are the Presidential Pardoned Peaceful Protest Turkeys
      November 25, 2020 at 5:02 pm

      They call it black Friday because it’s the only time of the year they can afford anything.
      I’m not racist I just call it how it is and I also own a colored tell a vision so hahhhh.

      Two people need to post at parker and parker jr’s houses tomorrow with their cameras. We need to make sure they are both following the mask and social distancing mandates they have set for the people’s banana republic of massadumpshitholeachusetts. It would be swell to catch the both of them not adhering too their own bullshit guidelines. I would volunteer and use my boat to look at parker jr’s house butt… I already got through the check points with no papers and I’m with more than 40 well armed family members.
      We are having a peaceful protest with all the fixings on private property.

      Everyone needs to rise up and fight against these tyrants.
      No quarter for any of them!

  • rabbi who?
    November 25, 2020 at 1:51 pm

    How many tips on this guys real identity were provided by the 200 families at Temple Lugi? Gaurantee the video of Rabbi’s Husband spitting on 2 young women went thru their social media at light speed

  • Lee Ho
    November 25, 2020 at 1:34 pm

    Does Hale help the Rabbi perform circumcisions?

    Asking for Barney Frank.

    • trail side rapist
      November 25, 2020 at 2:08 pm

      Well somebody has to drink the blood from the newborns bleeding penis, what else is Hale Powell suppose to do???? Get a bandaid or something?

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Barney Fag
      November 25, 2020 at 3:15 pm

      Does the Rabb perform the circumcision with her teeth? I would definitely perform the circumcision with my teeth! Does that turn you on Hot Bottom!

      • Guinea Geisha
        November 25, 2020 at 3:37 pm

        Of course she does. Circumcision money isn’t great… but she keeps the tips.

      • Hot Bottom
        November 25, 2020 at 8:13 pm

        Smuggle that foreskin and grease me up like a pig, Barney!

  • SMH
    I can't breathe with mask
    November 25, 2020 at 1:34 pm

    “Demand side management” is Socialist for not allowing consumers what they want. It is also used in transportation when penalizing motorists with higher taxes, tolls, and giving lanes to bicyclists. In energy, it is constraining gas pipeline capacity, raising prices, and handing out LED lightbulbs paid for with the surcharge on your monthly electric bill. How can lefties be all about BLM and I can’t breathe for blacks yet want everyone to suffer trying to breathe with a mask? You might think they would be against that too.

  • Pulling a felony charge...
    November 25, 2020 at 1:33 pm

    …to own the Deplorables.


  • Da Nang Class Of 1968
    November 25, 2020 at 1:28 pm

    His entrails would have looked great hanging from an oak tree on that hill.

  • Kevorkian
    November 25, 2020 at 1:16 pm

    Do it.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Laurie Lightfoot
    November 25, 2020 at 1:07 pm

    Powell n Perry, what kinna Joos got names like dat?

    • Orion
      November 25, 2020 at 2:09 pm

      Ones trying to blend in and take over.

  • Joe Jim Crow Biden
    November 25, 2020 at 1:00 pm

    Masslive aka fake news was hiding his identity so I came here knowing I would not get news with omissions.

  • Tip for Success
    November 25, 2020 at 12:57 pm

    Important point when assaulted by a person in a remote location a video is good for identifying the perpetrator but a better method is to throw the perp off the nearest cliff where their decayed scattered remains can be clearly identified by DNA analysis in 2 or 3 years.

    The More You Know The Further You’ll Go!!!! 🙂

    ps his consultant photo appears to be taken 20 years ago before he contracted AIDS and AIDS Dementia.

  • Pail W
    November 25, 2020 at 12:56 pm

    I went to high school with this dildo’s wife
    She was the town whore
    She would fuck and suck any dick
    She even fucked a few negroes
    I think it’s a scream that the old bitch is a rabbi

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    November 25, 2020 at 12:53 pm

    So sad he shaved his beard, he looked so masculine and dare I say, attractive! Especially when he was spitting at those non-conformists! I so wanted to join him confronting the maskless, spitting and berating offenders but without the beard, not so much.

  • Common Sense is on Life Support
    November 25, 2020 at 12:46 pm

    (((Double standards and Lies))) Wake up America!

  • Bill Cosby
    November 25, 2020 at 12:37 pm

    Any negro news today?

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    November 25, 2020 at 12:32 pm

    I’m surprised his heeb wife didn’t try to hide him in the attic

  • John Wayne Gacy
    November 25, 2020 at 12:32 pm

    He is well known at the rest stop on 495s in Westford.

  • Highrise hater
    November 25, 2020 at 12:30 pm

    These Marxist Leninist traitors deserve what’s coming to them. Let’s all hope he gets at least 30 days as a guest of the commonwealth and the only thing he can remember from his experience is that shitavious kept making him pick up the soap! Then put his head on a pike and feed his entrails to the dogs!

  • Sandusky Breath
    November 25, 2020 at 12:21 pm

    Must have been a lot of dried jizz in those beard trimmings.

  • Hale Hitler
    November 25, 2020 at 12:19 pm


    HAHAHA Congrats bro! You are TB famous. We knew it was only a matter of time before TB found your true identity. Can’t wait till we get a bit more intel on you and the rabbi.

    Head on a swivel buddy!

  • Jane Goodall
    November 25, 2020 at 12:14 pm

    Big holiday,Black Friday,and this upcoming weekend have me very concerned.
    Please be careful out there.I will keep you posted.

    • Masks except when Looting
      November 25, 2020 at 1:04 pm

      The Pre Covid Black Friday Door Buster Deals that would have long lines of drunk shoppers at midnight and 2 am bursting through store doors and fighting over discounted toasters and low quality laptops has become a cherished annual event among the welfare class and trailer park inhabitants.

      This year will add an exciting new element with curbside pickup and curbside robbery and carjacking along with a game changing concept of 100% free shit all you can run out the door with, thanks Democrat Governors and Mayors!

      • Jane Goodall
        November 25, 2020 at 1:09 pm

        I am very concerned.Monitoring the noises coming from the canopy.

      • WTF America
        November 25, 2020 at 7:00 pm

        I always loved TBs post black Friday tales at the Worcester wally world. Will he do it this year? Always a favorite holiday tradition!

    • The Natives Are Restless
      November 25, 2020 at 1:13 pm

      This is the time of year when you get the black friday chimp out compilations and fake news tells you men were fighting and teens were looting.
      I love watching gorillas chimp out over a cheap television.

  • CONN
    November 25, 2020 at 12:08 pm

    Thirsty Powell the Turd

  • Spit or Swallow?
    November 25, 2020 at 12:06 pm

    He spits, so I bet the rabbi swallows.

    • Greta Thunberg
      November 25, 2020 at 12:18 pm

      How Dare You!!!

  • Energy consultant
    November 25, 2020 at 12:05 pm

    I lol’d at this psycho shaving off his soup sponge like Richard Kimball being chased by inspector Girard. He’ll have fun in lockup. Covid really is a thing there and he’s gonna get up close with some carriers.

  • Metros Empty Nutsack
    November 25, 2020 at 11:59 am

    Earned himself a quality Google trophy.

    • Failure Swift
      November 25, 2020 at 12:03 pm

      Metro!!!! Take the trash out and bring me another hotpocket.

      • Metros Empty Nutsack
        November 25, 2020 at 1:12 pm

        Yes dear.Whatever you say dear.Anything for you my love.

  • Orion
    November 25, 2020 at 11:54 am

    So he was her “muscle”. Big fucking surprise.

  • Honestie Hodges,
    November 25, 2020 at 11:47 am

    Popo gusta gutsta arrest dis muthafcker

  • mcf1122
    Frances Gumm
    November 25, 2020 at 11:41 am

    So TB spirit, what article were you the subject of? Did you loose your sex toys? Are you the wife of this old hippy? Or a member of the congregation? That is the most likely since you think the children that they are helping need help. They do. They need to get out of that congregation.

  • J e w b o i
    November 25, 2020 at 11:41 am

    He has a giant heeb nose

  • Cantcope
    November 25, 2020 at 11:39 am

    ….he was off his meds.

  • Ray Patriarcas Consigliere
    November 25, 2020 at 11:33 am

    What a cunt!

    • Ray Patriarca
      Ray Patriarca
      November 26, 2020 at 9:05 am

      My sentiments exactly !

  • joe luke
    November 25, 2020 at 11:33 am

    Looks to be the Rabbi standing behind him in one of the spitting pictures? The guy is a hillbilly. Charge him.

  • BucketNutz
    November 25, 2020 at 11:32 am

    Westford has more BLM signs than actual residents. Cambridge with trees.
    Wish I could replace those signs with “Free stuff for black people. Doors unlocked”

  • TB spirit animal is a turd
    November 25, 2020 at 11:28 am

    Glad I can be first comment. You suck at this now, first you were saying the virus was a hoax, then picking on lady for selling her sex toys, now attacking a lady that has nothing to do with her husband’s case and the children they help.
    That’s is it, you are officially a turd. It is just science.

    • Blue Hills Parking Area
      November 25, 2020 at 11:49 am

      Hello Susan,
      Do you lube the strapon before pegging Hale with it or do you just rough it in there?

    • george costanza
      The angry taint
      November 25, 2020 at 12:04 pm

      Fuck off, she knew they were looking for him and did nothing. She deserves evey word of criticism coming her way. Fake fucking rabbi and brainwasher of young minds.

      • WTF America
        November 25, 2020 at 12:14 pm

        I’m NOT defending her in anyway but who would honestly turn their own spouse in? lol

      • Orion
        November 25, 2020 at 2:12 pm

        Exactly. Being a “rabbi” is just for clout, money and control over people. Hell, I think even priests do more things FOR people by comparison.

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