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Sources: Ashburnham Elementary School Janitor Jimmy Thunderpants’ Rape Victim Is His 18 Year Old Cognitively Impaired Niece And Principal Wife Knew He Was A Problem

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The other day we published this blog about an Ashburnham elementary school principal, whose husband the janitor allegedly raped an 18 year old employee on four separate occasions. The story didn’t make any sense because:

  • The victim was somehow at their house on Easter when the first incident happened
  • She came back to the house on the 12th and it happened again
  • It happened again on April 23 in a classroom he was cleaning at 4:50 PM
  • It happened a 4th time on May 1 in a custodial closet, and video evidence shows her holding his hand while walking to the closet

The whole thing made no sense. Why would you keep going back to your rapist? Why are you at the boss’s house on Easter and again 11 days later?

Well, we’ve gotten multiple messages from people with intimate knowledge of the situation and it’s cleared things up a bit. People with direct ties to the police who wanted to clear the air. Here’s what they tell us:

  • The victim is his niece through marriage (his wife’s brother’s kid). This explains why she would be at his house on Easter.
  • The victim is allegedly cognitively impaired. This would explain her bizarre decision-making.

So yea, this changes everything obviously, and now it makes total sense. The APD would never arrest the wife of a principal for raping an employee unless it was legit. And this guy’s obviously twisted and should be in jail for the rest of his life if he did this, which odds are he did. How sick do you have to be to do this to a 18 year old family member, who can’t make decisions like this on her own, when you’re her creepy 64 year old uncle? Even worse – he did it in school. Twice.

And yea, the principal should be fired too. She’s the one who brought Jimmy Thunderpants inside the school in the first place. It’s bad enough she’s using nepotism to give him a job that could’ve gone to someone else. Dude is a sexual predator. She should’ve known that. She did know that because she saw him rubbing the girl’s leg in front of her. And instead of doing something about it she continually gave him access to her niece. Kids and parents deserve better leadership than this.

20 Comment(s)
  • J
    July 15, 2019 at 11:15 pm

    I think this case has been broomed – I’ve checked Mass Courts and other places – I can find no updates – I think the case while making sensational press was weak, especially if the victim won’t or can’t testify. In regards to Andrea’s suit against the district, it goes forward and has potential to cost ALOT of money due to things the now former superintendent put in emails that have been released.

  • deflateddoritodinks
    May 24, 2018 at 8:35 am

    I never knew Ashburnham was in Appalachia, but thinking back when I once traveled through it was somewhat mountainous. Oh, well it’s Massachusetts so promote the janitor to principal and his wife to superintendent. There ya go! Everyone be chill now.

  • Vampire Hunter
    May 23, 2018 at 6:10 pm

    I suspect there is Ginger involvement in this story. It is so strange and creepy that all signs point towards gingers. Ashburnham is on the Ma Nh border and may contain a tribe of gingers who slip back and forth over state lines committing their nefarious ginger deeds.

    Do not dwell in Ashburnham and be the unlucky ones, for something wickedly ginger this way comes.

  • Wabbitt
    May 23, 2018 at 3:35 pm

    The 18 year old was supposedly also an employee. That means this school was just the nepotism express – the principal hired both her husband and her not all there niece, then turned a blind eye while Uncle Badtouch went full Chester in her school. What’s to say he was going to stop with the one girl? He could have done the same thing with students or teachers. There nerds to be a full swamp draining.

  • Finn
    May 23, 2018 at 3:33 pm

    She is 18. Maybe she came onto him?

    • Honkey Tonk
      May 23, 2018 at 3:54 pm

      1. If she liked it, he wouldn’t be in this predicament.
      2. He’s a janitor. So much for the wallet part of his appeal.
      2. Would any chick fuck that bridge troll even if every other guy on earth had herpes?

    • Real_Finn
      May 23, 2018 at 10:55 pm

      Nice try – not my comment.

      I *do* love the flattery.

      Get Fucked,

    • Truefacts
      May 30, 2018 at 7:35 am

      A previous principal hired James Mcgrath. She did not hire her husband. Her husband worked for the district before she became principal.

  • Barry
    May 23, 2018 at 1:51 pm

    I’m not going to rush to judgement but I’m going to speculate that he had a fairly obvious tell whenever he lied or got nervous.

  • John Wypyszinski
    Herr Doktor
    May 23, 2018 at 1:28 pm

    Bring him to me. I think I have a dull, crusty razor blade down in the basement, weld his dinky in a vise and set the joint on fire. He can cut the pathetic thing off himself and then he can go spend the rest of his life in prison. Sick pervy SOB.

  • Rich
    May 23, 2018 at 1:26 pm

    It doesn’t get much more evil than this……

  • Kanacke Hasser
    May 23, 2018 at 1:22 pm

    Cue the liberals defending the molester and calling you out for shaming him in 3… 2… 1…

    • bigdaddy
      Carlo oldballs Baldino
      May 23, 2018 at 1:50 pm

      Let me tell you how we did things when I was a teacher

      • bigdaddy
        Carlo oldballs Baldino
        May 23, 2018 at 1:53 pm

        I didn’t need to force myself on any one I was quite content to just rub one in the closet

    • LiberalMadness
      May 23, 2018 at 5:48 pm

      It was a mo ey shot crime said a liberal judge from Salem. The janitor was doing it to feed his family.

      • LiberalMadness
        May 23, 2018 at 5:49 pm


  • Let me up, I've had enough
    May 23, 2018 at 1:02 pm

    Now that what everyone has been thinking all along has been confirmed, this guy needs to be neutered in a public forum.

  • Strata
    May 23, 2018 at 12:57 pm

    She absolutely should be fired, and he should be put away for the rest of his life.

    Justice only then

    • 168
      March 19, 2019 at 8:24 pm

      Ms.Mcgrath should not be fired because she did nothing wrong, she knew nothing. Plus nobody really knows the whole story.

  • bigdaddy
    May 23, 2018 at 12:54 pm

    I will wait until I see this on the Turtlegram before I decide on what to think about it Just kidding they will never mention any of this As always god work turtleboy

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