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This Is The Gothpoon Who Murdered Brandon Chicklis in Her Ashburnham Treehouse And Had A Month To Clean Up The Crime Scene But  Forgot To

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TurtlegramAn Ashburnham woman is being held without bail after being charged in the slaying of Brandon Chicklis of Westminster. Julia Enright, 21, of 171 Packard Hill Road was arrested Monday night after state police determined that blood found in a tree house near Ms. Enright’s home belonged to Mr. Chicklis, authorities said. The Packard HIll Road address was the subject of an extensive police search last week. Ms. Enright, who attended high school with Mr. Chicklis, was arraigned on a murder charge Tuesday at Gardner District Court.

Mr. Chicklis,who would have turned 21 years old Tuesday, left his Westminster home on June 23 and was reported missing the following day, when he did not arrive at the New Hampshire home of his father. Mr. Chicklis’ car was found June 29 at a supermarket in Rindge, New Hampshire. On July 10, a jogger discovered his body on the side of a road six miles from where his car was located.

Mr. Chicklis’ cell phone records led police to the Ashburnham address where Ms. Enright lives, and the records also showed that his phone was at that address on June 23, Assistant District Attorney Terry McLauglin said in court. There was no other use of the phone after that date, meaning it was either shut off or destroyed, Mr. McLaughlin said. Authorities said Mr. Chicklis was killed in Ashburnham and his body was brought to New Hampshire, which abuts Ashburnham.

In court, Ms. Enright, her hair shaved into a Mohawk, spoke softly with her lawyer, Louis Badwey. She showed no emotion. Ms. Enright allegedly told state police detectives from Mr. Early’s office that she spent June 23 drinking alcohol with Mr. Chicklis at her home. She told investigators that Mr. Chicklis left to purchase narcotics and never returned.

Police found blood in and around the tree house, including on the stairs. And they saw that a new rug had been placed on the floor over an area where blood had seeped down through the floorboards, court records show. Blood was also found inside her car, police wrote.

A police report indicates she has three skull tattoos along with body art depicting flowers, a strand of DNA, an eyeball and a skeletal fish. Police also noted piercings in her face and tongue. Mr. Chicklis and Ms. Enright both graduated in 2015 from Montachusett Regional Vocational Technical High School in Fitchburg.

Damn. Didn’t see that one ending this way. Brandon Chicklis was missing for a couple weeks before they found his body in New Hampshire. It was nowhere near where the route from Westminster to Nashua where his family said he would be going, indicating that he dumped there on purpose. I figured it was drug dealers or someone who robbed him.

Definitely was not expecting the goth ex-girlfriend/bffl. Because that’s apparently what they are. He’s been posting on her Facebook page for years now:

It’s gonna be crazy to find out how she did this. The blood is all over the treehouse? And she dumped a body all by herself? Look at this broad…..

She’s 99 pounds soaking wet. But honestly, I can’t exactly say I’m completely shocked that she’s into murder….

That’s normal.

She evidently works for Quest Diagnostics, which amongst other things tests your piss to make sure you haven’t been smoking pot….

She’s into whatever the hell this is supposed to be…..

And she’s been busy posting to Facebook, and sharing away even after the murder….

That is one old blooded beyoch. We’ll see what comes out in the coming weeks and what the motive was for doing this. Either way, she had a month to clean up the evidence and all she did was change the rug. Murderers aren’t as smart as they used to be.

32 Comment(s)
  • MLB13
    January 14, 2020 at 12:37 pm

    I want to know how she got his car and his body to the drop off points where they found them . , His car was 12 miles from her house and his body was 16 miles from her house. How did she do that by herself and where did her cell [hone ping at the times. I want them to do a documentary out of this.

  • John
    January 9, 2020 at 1:02 pm

    I know nothing about her guilt or innocence, but after reading this and a few other of your stories I hope you have a good lawyer, because eventually you’re going to get sued by someone for libel. There is a reason mainstream media uses words like “allegedly” and “according to police.” You’re convicting people before they’re found guilty and that’s going to bite you.

    July 26, 2018 at 8:29 am

    Who wants to bet shes a liberal?
    Me, me, I do. Shes kinda hot, in a. I’ll cut you while I fuck you sorta way. That’s the type of chick you make wear the wig though! She looks like she gotta a lil fatty bomb bomb going on for 92 lbs. I’m 6’3 & 240. Most woman I’m afraid to even hug because they are so delicate. This chick, I could toss around and not even give a care in the world if i hurt her! Whelp looks like I found a new “penpal” anyone know her unit number? I bet she would do all kinds of crazy shit in the visiting room for a 20 spot a week in canteen funds! Poor kid, should have said dude tried to rape her so she freaked out and killed him and was scared. She definitely would get off I bet she wouldnt have even been charged in the first place, because missachusetts in the courts eyes. However I find it very hard to believe that she will get the same punishment from the court as a man would for the same crime, because double standards & shit. Plus she has a pussy and they all want to be treated equally until the narrative does not fit their needs & agenda. I bet her dad has a degree in social & economical politics & her mother has a degree in woman/gender studies from the university’ of liberal bullshit! Or at least she looks like a child that two of those types of people would make. Either way shes fucked up in a fucked up sorta way. I kinda like it!

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    July 25, 2018 at 11:51 am

    Nature has a way of correcting itself.

    • GMAN
      August 2, 2018 at 11:17 am

      A fucking liberal? Good lord youre fucking stupid. Most conservative whites are the frustrated muerderous pansies in this country you fucking dipshit.

    • Jess
      August 15, 2021 at 2:02 pm

      Hot where?!? Ew she looks like an orc! She’s hideous .

  • TB Fan
    July 25, 2018 at 12:29 am

    Danger Will Robinson
    Run away
    Far away

    • Troy McClure
      July 25, 2018 at 5:49 am

      Arms waving and lights flashing!

  • InJailWithNoBail
    July 24, 2018 at 11:21 pm

    Turtle Riders have lots of faith. Thats why this batshit crazy coont is behind bars.
    Forgive her father because she does not know.

  • Peter Niss
    Peter Niss
    July 24, 2018 at 11:00 pm

    Clearly she never read the murderer’s handbook called: So you want to murder someone? 10 steps to avoid spending life in prison or getting executed.

    Leave the body in a trash bag on the side of the road? Seriously? That’s the oldest trick in the book!!!

    Could she have been a shittier murderer? What could she do to be even more inept?

    Back in the old days you’d be on the edge on your seat wondering htf they pulled this shit! You’d actually wonder where the body was. Then when they found it you were in awe of how far they went to try and hide the fuckin body! It was thrill for everyone following the story. These fucking amateurs ruin the ride!

  • Dissapointed
    July 24, 2018 at 9:41 pm

    This is all u could muster up on this little twisted fucking bitch??? Expected a better article tbh.

    • Tragedy all the way around.
      July 25, 2018 at 6:12 am

      Guarantee.. Guarantee!! There is more and better material on this chick.

      Love the night and day comparison from tatted freak to clean cut brunette wig wearing babe with piercing blue eyes. Oh yeah! This girl was crazy in sooo many ways, she needed a stronger man or woman in her life, the victim was just too weak and brought out her predatory instincts. With the right guy or girl she could have stayed out of trouble and been a blast to be around. Poor guy was out of his league didn’t see the danger.

      She’s probably severely BiPolar possibly a little schizo, self medicated and triggered during a manic episode, dude was too weak or inexperienced to see it coming. It’s a shame for the victim and for her, with the right meds and strong friends she’d be into cosplay or whatever she’s dressed up as, probably freaky monkey sex and a happy life and they would both still be ok.

      If you’re feeling like a fucknutt or a buttnut get yourself over to the Psychiatrist, don’t end up like her.

  • Asdf
    July 24, 2018 at 9:16 pm

    Someone did a study which claims there is a link between tattoos on women and mental illness.

    • satansangelxo
      October 25, 2020 at 1:40 pm

      Don’t talk about “the victim” that way. 1) he has a name. 2) you didn’t know him so stfu. 3) you didn’t know her so stfu. All the things you guys post piss the people who actually know them off.

  • Phong
    July 24, 2018 at 8:53 pm

    Ten bucks say she’s got porn out there somewhere.

    • bigdaddy
      Bill Clinton
      July 25, 2018 at 8:07 am

      Even I dont want to see that

    • T. P.
      February 27, 2021 at 5:26 am


    • T.P.
      February 27, 2021 at 5:35 am

      I was saying EXACTLY to phong I don’t understand why it posted that way

      • T.P.
        February 27, 2021 at 5:41 am

        Damn this site is all screwed up I agree with satansangelxo not phong so hard to tell who stated what in this but you all need to watch what your saying there is a lot of family still dealing with this shit and don’t need you making it harder than it already is!!!!

  • Clitty Litter
    July 24, 2018 at 8:22 pm

    Are all the drug tests she had a hand in processing going to be overturned a la Genduso?

    • Hughbo Mont
      July 25, 2018 at 1:21 pm

      Maybe her role in testing was to drink some of the piss.

  • I hear banjos
    July 24, 2018 at 8:12 pm

    Assburnham is Massachusetts answer to West Virginia. If she had only focused her energies on getting into porn, what a waste of a skinny crazy girl.

    Same town as the insane goat murderer isn’t it? Voodoo crazy in that town.

    • squeal like a pig
      July 25, 2018 at 5:56 am

      Actually it’s the same town where the School Principal’s custodian husband who was her employee, was having sex and raping his developmental impaired neice who was also her employee and his coworker. He was raping her on the job in school classrooms and in front of his wife who was his boss and Principal.

      And the comment went something like “he had been spoken to about inappropriate behavior and had agreed to not rape his niece while on the job” I believe all 3 of them were gingers from that backwater town.

  • bigdaddy
    July 24, 2018 at 6:13 pm

    the story of her life -“Full Ratchet Jacket “

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    July 24, 2018 at 5:54 pm

    I just wanna punch thus bitch in the face so hard that what little she has for brains start to ooze out her ears

  • vicxh
    July 24, 2018 at 5:38 pm

    That’s some sweet Goth poon fr fr… Cray Cray but not bad looking

  • Ljs
    July 24, 2018 at 5:18 pm

    I grew up in rindge and word around there is that when they found his body, it was chopped into pieces and stuffed in garbage bags. The jogger stopped and looked in the bags because of the smell.

    • ??
      July 25, 2018 at 2:16 pm

      How do you know the body was in bags and that the smell is what made the jogger open the bags? I have read multiple articles and everyone has stated that they are not releasing information on the way the body was found.

  • TheBigOldDog
    July 24, 2018 at 5:06 pm

    Ritual sacrifice?

    • Soccermommy
      July 24, 2018 at 6:31 pm

      I also grew up in rindge, still have a lot of ties there as well. I hadn’t heard that version yet, but as you know rindge, I’m super surprised no one saw any of this go down. I mean this is a town where everyone knows everyone’s business and no one noticed the girl who doesn’t quite fit the “norm” for Rindge on the side of the road (even more sketchy in the middle of the night) dumping whether it be garbage bags or a whole body on the side of the road.

  • Diane Woods emerson
    July 24, 2018 at 4:32 pm

    All these kids leaving bodies around like it’s a thing. Back in the olden days there just weren’t bodies left laying around. Just saying.

  • y
    July 24, 2018 at 4:25 pm

    Oh my Goth

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