The other day we wrote about the Limp Dick Larry, the junkie viagra consumer who allegedly left a 19 year old girl in a Plymouth pond after inviting her onto his jet ski and crashing it. Luckily an off duty Milton firefighter went out and rescued her, because Jared Sherman sure as shit wasn’t going to.

The victim’s mother said that her daughter had just met Jared Sherman, who offered to take her out for a ride and refused to bring her back to shore when she wanted to. Obviously we can’t verify this and only have mom’s version of events for now. But what’s undeniable is that it was his jet ski, it crashed, and she was left there.

Now Junkie Jared is claiming that he dindu nuffin to WBZ:

Questions remain surrounding the discovery of a teenage girl who was found unconscious in the water after a jet ski accident in Plymouth. Investigators say the 19-year-old’s friends left her behind after the accident. The man who was on the jet ski with her told WBZ-TV that’s not true. When 19-year-old Talia Morini got on, he gave her his life jacket, and let her drive. Jared says the next thing he knew, he saw a blur, and woke up in the water.

“At first we were unconscious but I was holding on to her,” Sherman said. “I guess that’s when the guys on the boats started heading out there. And then I guess I came to my buddy said, and I was trying to hold her above water.”

Wait….what?? You held her body up while you were unconscious? Sure thing Junkie Jared. Lots of unconscious people are able to be conscious enough to save a woman’s life. Then he regained consciousness right when his unnamed “buddy” arrived to save him, but not her.

The other day he also said that he was drowning when his buddy got there because he’s so chivalrous that he gave her his life jacket.

But wait, I thought you were unconscious bruh? How did you not drown if you were lying unconscious in the water without a life vest, while actively saving the woman had the life vest on?

Oh yea, his story checks out.

The Milton firefighter who saved her didn’t mention any of that though.

An off-duty Milton firefighter, who did not want to be identified, got Talia onto his boat.

“And then when we saw the other side of the jet ski, we saw that she was floating, but she wasn’t really, so we just pulled her up, held C-spine, kept her airway open,” the firefighter said.

Here’s my favorite part…..

Talia Morini was MedFlighted to Boston with serious injuries. Sherman says he had a concussion, fractured jaw, and a collapsed lung. But what hurts more, he says, are the social media posts condemning him, despite he says, his efforts to keep Talia’s head above water.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

He had a concussion, a fractured jaw, AND a collapsed lung, and magically doesn’t require hospitalization. It’s almost as if you can’t believe anything a junkie says.

According to his boy toy DJ Abbott, Junkie Jared should be in the hospital because his face is “sideways,” but instead he’s having special time with DJ and can’t stop voicing his concern for the victim.

Sounds legit.

Meanwhile over on the All Things Plymouth group they’re taking this shithead’s word like it actually means something.

Internet lawsuit time! Someone call Attorney Richard N. Vulva! He’s the only attorney we haven’t beaten in court. Dude just keeps pounding away.

No morons, we don’t owe anyone an apology. Everything we reported was from witness statements, and nothing Jared says contradicts any of that. These people are so desperate to catch us in a lie they’ll believe pretty much anyone. Better luck next time Tammy.

According to others, we’re not to be trusted because we are NOT an investigative reporting outlet.

Someone might wanna call the Boston Globe or the State Police and ask them what they think of our reporting.

They kept insisting that the firefighter found a man with her when he went out to save her.

That’s because WBZ initially quoted the firefighter as saying that there was another man with her in the water.

But that quote is now gone. They appear to have retracted that statement from their original story and never said anything. Because WBZ is gonna WBZ. Either way, Jared’s entire story is clearly bullshit, so if there was a guy there it sure as shit wasn’t him. According to the initial WBZ report the firefighter said there was one guy there. If Jared’s buddy picked him up there would’ve been two. And it would also mean that the firefighter ignored the needs of an injured man with a collapsed lung and a broken face. Sure thing.

According to Wicked Local, witnesses saw the two jet skis driving dangerously.

Hunter said officials believe the jet skis were together and the two operators had been fooling around and spraying each other with water when the crash occurred. “It’s probably one of the most dangerous things you can do on a jet ski – speed toward each other and then at the last minute turn and spray. We’ve seen a number of accidents,” Hunter said.

It doesn’t take a genius to figure out what likely happened here. This loser 31 year old tried to impress a good looking young 19 year old by playing jet ski chicken. Except he fucked it up, crashed into his boy, and then freaked out and left her there because he didn’t wanna get in trouble. The firefighter then went out to save her, and if there was another guy already there it sure as shit wasn’t Junkie Jared. Either way, WBZ is no longer reporting that there was a man there.

Many have suggested that the victim’s mother is equally ratchet and is running a GoFundMe scam. In fairness, she does have a long and documented history of Google trophies.

But that’s got nothing to do with this. It’s an undeniable fact that her daughter is in the hospital because of Junkie Jared after he crashed with her on his jet ski. End of story.

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