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Judge Kavanaugh wasn’t looking so hot. His accuser seemed legit to a lot of people, hiring a lawyer to ask the questions turned out to be a terrible idea, and it seemed like the tide was turning against him. If he was going to get confirmed he needed help. Not all heroes wear capes…..
Out of left field – Lindsey freaking Graham. The first candidate for President who Trump forced out by getting into a throwback schoolyard tickle fight. You may recall Trump put him in a locker when he gave out his phone number at a rally for absolutely no reason except to be a dick:
But yes, it was him Lindsey Graham who saved the day. This is how lame the left has gotten – they’ve made Lindsey Graham punk rock. Do you understand how humorless and stale you have to be to make me feel like I’m rebelling against the man by liking Lindsey Graham?
His speech was better than the Gettysburg Address. I’m not kidding when I say this 4:26 rant will become one of the most iconic in American history:
“Boy, y’all want power, I hope you never get it.”
It gave me chills just watching it. He spoke for the American people. You got the feeling a storm was a brewing in ol’ Lindsey’s britches when he started railing against this process after she was done. That man right there had seen enough, and he’s not putting up with your bullshit anymore.
I could watch that rant over and over again. It gave millions of Americans the belief that the Senators are thinking the same thing as the rest of us – that it was time to grow a sack and end the bullshit. He pointed out that they knew about this the whole time and never called for a FBI investigation until the last minute when they pulled her out of their hat and pretended to care about her. He pointed out that he voted for Sotomoyor and Kagan. He pointed out what a JOKE it was, for these idiots to bring out a high school yearbook and ask him what coded words meant, or whether he drank beer on the weekends or weekdays:
“This is going to destroy the ability of good people to come forward. Because of this CRAP!! Your high school yearbook.”
He pointed out how absurd it was to think that this serial rapist suddenly stopped being a serial rapist:
“You’re supposed to be Bill Cosby in high school, and all of a sudden you got over it. It’s been my understanding that if you drug women and rape them for two years in high school, you probably don’t stop.”
And most importantly he called out other Republicans and told lit the fire in them to vote for Kavanaugh:
“To my Republican colleagues, if you vote no, you’re legitimizing the most despicable thing I have seen in my time in politics. You want this seat? I hope you never get it.”
And they will. That includes Flake, Murkowski, and Collins. They’ll even nab a couple democrats, like Jon Tester in Montana, Joe Manchim in West Virginia, and Joe Donnelly in Indiana. Those are states with reasonable democrats. They want their guns, and they want good healthcare. They don’t care about what FFFFFFFFFFourth of July meant in someone’s high school yearbook from 36 years ago!! Republicans are gonna show up to vote now because they’re all fired up and the court will be forever changed.
And it’s all because of Coach Lindsey’s fourth quarter speech.
Women are useless parasites, this is how they will repay you. Every woman lives to destroy men if you let them. Do not hire them, do not associate with them and there is no such thing as being friends with women do not date them, forget them buy a sex doll and pursue your career or hobby. Every woman will eventually stab you in the back the only question is when and how.
Im gonna take a wild guess here, but you’re a receiver at a grocery store, aren’t you?
Huh!….. One Hitler speech beats 100 puny little Lindsey Graham speeches.
What up with all the thumbs down? did u peeps even watch Hitler’s vid?? Le me guessed you only watched Linda Grahams vid…. All I am saying is give Hitler a chance.. man!
Im a moderate Democrat and I call bullshit on this. I cant believe the absurdity of this examination and the fact that theyre going into this guys yearbook. Do i want a conservative judge on the Supreme Court? No. But is the guy qualified and Dems reaching into bullshit thats gonna backfire on them in a fee years? Yes. I hope that women who have been sexually assaulted can come forward at the time and not 20+ years later when it becomes he said she said.
3:15 PM on Friday afternoon and we only have one re-blog?!?!?!
The best part of his speech is when he asked the judge if he was a gang rapist. This is a fucking circus either that or Kevin Smith is directing the whole show to troll America.
It just goes to show how insane the left has become. They have daily meltdowns/hissy fits because their religion is threatened. Their religion is dominating the American people.
Meanwhile Ellision who beat up his ex gf she proves it with 911 tapes, medical records, etc and the left IGNORES her.
Just like they did when Bill Clinton was high on cocaine raping women. Bill Clinton is a rapist.
Sad, pathetic, old, secretly gay white man putting on a pretend tough guy act.
Last of a dying breed. Thank god.
Spoken like a huge, flabby, pathetic, old, openly fuck-anything-that-will-fuck-her fupacunt of a black woman under the delusion that she’s relevant.
If everyone like you died off, we’d save thousands on aspirin and police action.
Then again, if everyone of your color died off, the news would be nothing but sports, parades and cats stuck in trees.
She was toast when she said she couldn’t come to DC earlier because she is afraid of flying and then the PROOF came out that she flies all over the fucking world regularly?
I’m not saying she’s a liar, she’s just ‘truth challenged’.
I heard this but apparently she said the reason why she is afraid to fly is that’s an enclosed space and if she were to be raped she would have no way out.
Wtf?! First off that would never happen. Raped on an airplane? I’m pretty sure that never happened. Atleast 25 men would unbuckle their seat belts, beat the fuck out of the guy, and the plane would make an emergency landing.
This bitch looks like a homeless crazy woman. She’s also from SFO so she probably defacates in the street and shooting some China white and throw the needle on the sidewalk.
The real fucked stuff is today when the Dems try being tough and end up delusional. It’s a joke.
AND The redirect sucks, I’m sick of hitting pause!
“If a page becomes unreadable, It won’t be read.”- (Guadalupe Fuentes. 1777)
That guy from Rhode Island is going on about why drinking games are bad , Brewskis, and brought up farts again. Jesus Christ Rhode Island why the fuck do you elect this soft boner?
Because every person in a Rhode Island cemetery votes for Sheldon.
Because every person in a Rhode Island cemetery votes for Sheldon.
I cant even read any articles anymore, the page redirects now before i can even get to the comment section…. Here’s what I had to do just to get this comment in: Type my comment wordpad, copy it, then scroll as fast as possible to the comments, hit the stop button, quickly block the little “next article” bubble with noscript, then paste it in before the page sends me to another article. WHAT THE FUCK LOL
THE REDIRECTS ARE RUINING THIS BLOG!!
I read tbs on my iPad using safari and one blocker x. No ads no redirects. On my Mac with an ad blocker it doesn’t stop the redirects!
The redirects are relentless on my work PC using the Chrome browser as well as on my Samsung Note 8 using the Chrome browser and the TBS app.
It’s getting to the point where I don’t want to bother any longer.
Hang in there brother. Hopefully uncle turtle will stop it soon.
With Grahams life partn…err…friend Mctraitor gone hes dancing to a new tune. I believe he may be facing some choppy seas in the near future. That speech was something I never expected coming from him.
” At first I could not help but be amazed at how short a time it took this great evil power within the state to create a certain opinion even where it meant totally falsifying profound desires and views which surely existed among the public. In a few days a ridiculous episode had become a significant state action, while, conversely, at the same time, vital problems fell a prey to public oblivion, or rather were simply filched from the memory and consciousness of the masses.
Thus, in the course of a few weeks it was possible to conjure up names out of the void, to associate them with incredible hopes on the part of the broad public, even to give them a popularity which the really great man often does not obtain his whole life long; names which a month before no one had even seen or heard of, while at the same time old and proved figures of political or other public life, though in the best of health, simply died as far as their fellow men were concerned, or were heaped with such vile insults that their names soon threatened to become the symbol of some definite act of infamy or villainy. We must study this vile Jewish technique of emptying garbage pails full of the vilest slanders and defamations from hundreds and hundreds of sources at once, suddenly and as if by magic, on the clean garments of honorable men, if we are fully to appreciate the entire menace represented by these scoundrels of the press.
There is absolutely nothing one of these spiritual robberbarons will not do to achieve his savory aims.
He will poke into the most secret family affairs and not rest until his searching instinct digs up some miserable incident which is calculated to finish off the unfortunate victim. But if, after the most careful sniffing, absolutely nothing is found, either in the man’s public or private life, one of these scoundrels simply seizes on slander, in the firm conviction that despite a thousand refutations something always sticks and, moreover, through the immediate and hundredfold repetition of his defamations by all his accomplices, any resistance on the part of the victim is in most cases utterly impossible; and it must be borne in mind that this rabble never acts out of motives which might seem credible or even understandable to the rest of humanity. God forbid! While one of these scum is attacking his beloved fellow men in the most contemptible fashion, the octopus covers himself with a veritable cloud of respectability and unctuous phrases, prates about ’ journalistic duty ’ and suchlike lies, and even goes so far as to shoot off his mouth at committee meetings and congresses – that is, occasions where these pests are present in large numbers – about a very special variety of ‘honor,’ to wit, the journalistic variety, which the assembled rabble gravely and mutually confirm.”
Anyone who can guess the origin of that snippet wins a cookie. Also…Lincoln didnt deliver the Gettysburg Address, Edward Everett did. Lincoln spoke for 3 minutes, basically giving a summation of Everetts 2 hour speech. Theres your history lesson for the day.
That rant Lindsey Graham went on finally made me proud of the republicans. They finally got some balls. That speech will win him a re-election if he is up for one.
Graham for president. Seriously.
Let me break this whole thing down.
If it’s true, they were teenagers at a pool party for rich kids, they went upstairs and were making out.
He went for second base and she denied him so he left and went downstairs.
What’s the big deal?
The Dems want a Black Female Transgender with high ethics as the next SCJ.
The problem is that just doesn’t exist.
“Yo Honna, this trial is a trapsody of justice. I have never heard such tomfoolinme. The white Repelicans is a threat to the do processes wit their raciss welfare reformations, and whoeva say you hafta have an ID to vote? What does dat hafta do wit my client DeRodney’s drug charges? Y’all know dat wypipo make the drugs and drop them off in the projecs to keep the black and Latin x’s dumb and failing high school so dey can pusseed wit tha plan to brang back slaveration. I call conspiraseeses on tha whole show. Dis trial be out of order!”
Whuchoo talkin’ about, Willis?
a Black Female Transgender lesbian Muslim Eskimo would be even better
Best. Blog. Yet.
I did my freakiest middle-age happy dance around my living room, throwing victory punches in the air after Grahm’s speech. I was SO glad to wake up this AM to this blog that puts my joy into words. Thank you for this.
Exhibit A. ^^^^^^
All women are retarded and irrational.
I think I watched that about 5x yesterday and could watch 100x more! Lindsey Graham was gangsta!! Never thought I would put those words together in the same sentence..
Dems are the party of tolerance until you disagree with them. Then they are nasty and violent. JFK would be so proud.
If JFK were alive today, the democrats would compare him to Hitler.
Remember that time the Democrats said they’re the party of compassion, and then go on to run smear campaign after smear campaign because they control the media (and Silicon Valley helps, as well).
And people look at this shit all day on their phones until they actually believe it.
LOL what a bunch of disgust.