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Liz “Chief Crazy Pantsuit” Warren Calling Donald Trump Goofy Might Be The Worst Comeback Of All Time

 

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So the other day Elizabeth Warren started campaigning with Hillary Clinton because it looks like she’s eyeing to become the VP nominee for the democrats. All politics aside, our biggest beef with her speech was that she actually thinks that she’s funny. Watch this speech:

This was the punch line:

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Boom. Roasted.

Newsflash Chief Crazy Pantsuit – you are not funny. It’s not your strength. Donald Trump already branded you Goofy Liz Warren. Calling him goofy is like the one insult you can’t use. It’s like saying, “nuh-uh” or “I know you are, but what am I?” If you’re gonna jump in the pit with Trump you should at least act like you belong there.

I gotta say that I love where this campaign is going. After all, jumping in the mud with Trump has worked out so well for Marco Rubio and Jeb Bush. And when push comes to shove who has more ammo? Give me a break. Hillary Clinton and Liz Warren might be the two easiest targets to roast in the history of politics. One is a white woman who claims to be Native American because her senile grandparents told her she was, and the other is a fake rainbow technicolor pantsuit who has a history of shitting all over sexual assault victims, opposing gay rights, and voting to go to war in Iraq. The debates can’t get here fast enough.

The best part is that websites like Gawker actually she “owned him.”

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No. Just no. When someone calls you goofy, it is never a good roast if you sit on that for 30 days and the best comeback you can think up is to call them goofy. Take a lap Fauxcohontas.

 

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35 Comment(s)
  • Statistics don't lie
    June 29, 2016 at 5:45 pm

    Will TB give us an opinion on the North America summit today and give an honest grade on Obama? It turns out getting clean energy from windmills in South Dakota down to Chicago is more difficult than one might think. Also Canada is open to the idea of opening it’s borders to Mexico. It was very educational, it turns out according to Obama it’s not the Muslims who are blowing people up it’s the Chinese, Italians and Irish? You can’t make this stuff up.

  • Statistics don't lie
    June 29, 2016 at 5:19 pm

    Am I the only one who is upset that my parents didn’t give me a cool name like ‘Wolf Blitzer’? He may be 1/64th Native American. With a name like Wolf you just have to believe everything he has to say.

  • John Galt
    June 29, 2016 at 9:20 am

    Who in their right mind would vote for TWO nasty old mother-in-laws??

  • BobnMic
    June 29, 2016 at 1:23 am

    The Blues Sisters…

  • Joe Max
    June 28, 2016 at 11:33 pm

    The clothes are scary, but both of them are scarier !

  • Publius
    June 28, 2016 at 11:14 pm

    Clinton Warren could end up electing Trump. Warren adds nothing. Worse she may be less qualied to be President than any of the candidates in the past two years. And after amateur hour Obama,….Clinton picks Warren could seize defeat from the jaws of victory.

  • Reddog
    June 28, 2016 at 8:22 pm

    Zambrano for president? Are you a dick? TB,what’s up with him and smashly losapio? You working on anything?

  • Realist
    June 28, 2016 at 7:53 pm

    For someone who says they are not with Trump ( Until you figured out that your reader base is) , there seems to be alot of bias in your writing. This blog has moved on from a true social commentary, to a pander to the base tabloid which are a dime a dozen!

    • BLADERUNNER
      June 28, 2016 at 10:21 pm

      I WAS NOT FOR TRUMP ,BUT I WILL VOTE ABC…ANYBODY BUT CLINTON.AND NO NOT POT SMOKING JOHNSON.

  • RonaldReaganWasFramed
    June 28, 2016 at 7:42 pm

    This is clearly a false flag attack.

  • Make America White Again
    June 28, 2016 at 6:39 pm

    I sincerely hope that Warren really is Indian so she can be part of Trump’s cleanse.

  • Shackleford
    June 28, 2016 at 6:09 pm

    These are two of the only women that the word cunt should be reserved for.

    • BLADERUNNER
      June 28, 2016 at 10:17 pm

      REPLACE IT WITH DOUICH BAGS…………….

  • Del Griffith
    June 28, 2016 at 6:04 pm

    If I disparage these two despicable women, I’m a sexist. If I disagree with current president, I’m a racist. If I have a problem with dudes using women’s restrooms, I’m a homophobe. I can’t be a proud American, Christian, etc… And the media and establishment politicians can’t figure why Trump is doing so well? Morons

    • Make America White Again
      June 28, 2016 at 6:40 pm

      I sincerely can’t wait until Trump shoves everyone you’ve mentioned above into ovens.

      • El falso
        June 28, 2016 at 6:58 pm

        STFU loser.

        • Make America White Again
          June 28, 2016 at 9:25 pm

          Oh, good. A SJW has weighed in.

  • Grifter
    June 28, 2016 at 6:00 pm

    I think you have to be a citizen, and not a felon to run. Oh, wait a minute…

  • Jason
    June 28, 2016 at 5:30 pm

    IM VOTING FOR GIANCARLO ZAMBRONO for PRESIDENT

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      June 28, 2016 at 8:41 pm

      ╭∩╮ʕ ◉ ﹏ ◉ ʔ╭∩╮

  • moor
    June 28, 2016 at 5:24 pm

    Imagine those two wrinkled up, aged dykes trying to rip each other pants-suits off trying to get past the “old-woman” smell to “do” each other !!!!

    OH, shit, I made myself throw up !!!!!!!!!!!!

  • GFY
    June 28, 2016 at 5:16 pm

    The close shot of the two of them was the first thing I saw when I woke up this morning and turned on the news. Obviously I couldn’t eat breakfast today. Who the fuck allowed both of them on the screen at the same time in the fucken blueberry suits?

    • Government Cheese
      June 28, 2016 at 5:57 pm

      Honestly, after seeking Hilary looking like The Grimmace, I was craving a McDonald’s shake.

  • PG
    June 28, 2016 at 4:42 pm

    This is a shitty matchup. Trump is nothing to fawn over but he’s still the lesser of two evils. If Clinton did get elected she would be destroyed in 2020. Assuming she doesn’t get indicted.

  • juror seven
    June 28, 2016 at 4:37 pm

    Yes, Donald Trump is all for the rich. So that pretty much includes those two. I guess it’s okay to be a one percenter when you pledge to be for the common people.

  • Bill P.
    June 28, 2016 at 4:31 pm

    I’d bang ’em.

    • KimberlyS
      KJDS
      June 28, 2016 at 4:38 pm

      Dude, don’t sink so low as to invite the Cankles Brigade. Hire a meth-addict prostitute instead.

    • True Reality Speaks
      True Reality Speaks
      June 28, 2016 at 7:38 pm

      I just threw up a little in my mouth.

  • Wabbitt
    wabbitt
    June 28, 2016 at 4:24 pm

    Well, Gawker isn’t going to exist pretty soon after the legal ass kicking Hulk Hogan laid down on them.

  • ItsAllABadDream
    June 28, 2016 at 4:10 pm

    I will move to…somewhere…if these two are elected. No way I could stomach that for 4 years and would be official proof that I’m in the wrong country.

  • KimberlyS
    KJDS
    June 28, 2016 at 4:08 pm

    Holy Crap – IT’S THE PANTSUIT BRIGADE!!!!

    If the country wasn’t in such dire straits, I would be laughing all the time at the antics of these elitist twits.

    As it is, the stupidity of the electorate that supports them just depresses me.

    • Kirby Perkins
      June 28, 2016 at 5:54 pm

      She got into college, law school AND landed two incredibly high paying professors jobs by lying, saying she was a minority! That’s not merely in poor taste, that’s fraud and it’s illegal! That’s Warren.
      As far as HRC, watch “13 Hours”.

      • Yolanda Falso
        June 28, 2016 at 6:03 pm

        Another terrorist attack, this one in Turkey. Yeah, more “workplace Violence “. Lets elect HRC for BHOs 3rd term. That will help.

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