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So the other day Elizabeth Warren started campaigning with Hillary Clinton because it looks like she’s eyeing to become the VP nominee for the democrats. All politics aside, our biggest beef with her speech was that she actually thinks that she’s funny. Watch this speech:
This was the punch line:
Newsflash Chief Crazy Pantsuit – you are not funny. It’s not your strength. Donald Trump already branded you Goofy Liz Warren. Calling him goofy is like the one insult you can’t use. It’s like saying, “nuh-uh” or “I know you are, but what am I?” If you’re gonna jump in the pit with Trump you should at least act like you belong there.
I gotta say that I love where this campaign is going. After all, jumping in the mud with Trump has worked out so well for Marco Rubio and Jeb Bush. And when push comes to shove who has more ammo? Give me a break. Hillary Clinton and Liz Warren might be the two easiest targets to roast in the history of politics. One is a white woman who claims to be Native American because her senile grandparents told her she was, and the other is a fake rainbow technicolor pantsuit who has a history of shitting all over sexual assault victims, opposing gay rights, and voting to go to war in Iraq. The debates can’t get here fast enough.
The best part is that websites like Gawker actually she “owned him.”
No. Just no. When someone calls you goofy, it is never a good roast if you sit on that for 30 days and the best comeback you can think up is to call them goofy. Take a lap Fauxcohontas.
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