Local Business Owner Goes To Town On City Council Candidate Candy Carlson For Defacing Her Store

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Candy Carlson is a jolly woman who is running for District 2 City Council in Worcester. She’s also pissing off a local business owner:

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Annihilated. That is how you stand up to a bully right there. You wanna deface my business with your propaganda? I’m gonna make it a community even and give discounts to anyone who wants to publicly humiliate you. Boom. Roasted.

There are four candidates in Tuesday’s primary for District 2. All of them suck. Literally the worst of the worst. The winner is probably gonna be Candy, who is for all intents and purposes a communist, or Jennithan Cortes, who is completely 100% in bed with the hippies. Either way we lose. Luckily the winner will be replacing Phil Palmieri who was a gigantic waste of space anyway. That’s why we highly recommend that you write in “Turtleboy” for this race. If you live in District 2 please send us a picture of your ballot with the name “Turtleboy” written in. I really think we can at least make it out of the primary.

Meanwhile in District 4 we have confirmed reports that “reverend” Sarai Rivera called up at large candidate Carmen Carmona and bitched her out for filling out the Turtleboy questionnaire for council candidates. Because apparently Sarai thinks that every Latina woman in the Woo has to follow Sarai’s marching orders. Psycho…..

Remember to vote for Jackie Kostas in District 4, and on Tuesday vote for Rob Sargent, Michael Gaffney, and Konnie Lukes. It’s just a primary, but the way that they finish up will be very telling about how the general election will end up in November. Get out and rock the vote TB Nation!!!












17 Comment(s)
  • Ramona Flowers
    February 27, 2016 at 1:21 am

    Molly McGrath is not a good person. She bullied me as well many many years ago. I never got the chance to say this or maybe I did and don’t remember but in any event fuck you bitch. Seriously. You get everything you deserve. You wreaked havoc on my life and it’s clear you did this to many others as well. I was so young and didn’t understand all the lies and rumors you spread about me but I am not afraid of you anymore. We are grown up now and you will always be an insecure, sad, shell of person.

  • Its ok
    September 3, 2015 at 9:14 pm

    this spoiled chick who failed at real life career and runs a permanent yard sale to college morons really thinks it takes an hour to take down this sign? you should see how long it takes me to clear the spray paint off my buildings twice a month.

    Regardless, don’t put shit on peoples shit, SHIT

    • diddlin
      September 8, 2015 at 10:02 pm

      lol 2 hours. And she made her hubby with a real job do it.

  • woorefuge
    September 3, 2015 at 6:38 pm

    It’s sort of like being a politician. If you don’t want your dirt to come out, don’t be a public figure. Rather than just take down the sign, she made a stink and is being her typical self in getting revenge. Well, there’s a lot of people you hurt out there in your past Molly, and we all kinda stayed friends, live nearby each other, and still hang out. This may be our one chance to say how much you hurt us and you’re continuing to hurt people apparently. Maybe check with your landlord before you lash out? She probably OK’d this. Be less angry :/ I see a lot of comments on here from people I probably know in some way from high school, college, Ralphs, etc. In a way, it’s nice to know I wasn’t alone. I got linked this article through one person I know commented. I’m not mad personally, but just, ya know, relax and be nice to everybody, not just people who fit your clique. A lot of hurtful things lasted with people I know. It’s just a politician. You could have just taken down the sign without the anger.

  • COB
    September 3, 2015 at 6:01 pm

    This bitch shoots flames out of her fart box! 😀

  • Dude
    September 3, 2015 at 5:56 pm

    Did she check with her landlord? She would have needed permission to put it up, and if she didn’t give the ok then he probably did.

    • diddlin
      September 3, 2015 at 5:59 pm

      Molly check with somebody who has power over her? Psshhh. Why would she do that?

      • wootwoo
        September 3, 2015 at 6:27 pm

        Once again, facts. She rents. She does not own the building. Her husband paid to start her business. She has not been able to hold a job since she was an art school drop out.

  • idigforfire
    September 3, 2015 at 5:35 pm

    Girl has a history of crazy. Steer clear. I’m all for getting pissed over crazy politicians, but she’ll burn your house down.

    She lost a job because she couldn’t handle the death of her dog. I know losing a dog is bad, but she acted like a 12-year-old. Seems nothing has changed in her life. Glad she met a man to save her.


  • diddlin
    September 3, 2015 at 4:48 pm

    WHOA. DO NOT fuck with Molly McGrath. She was my high school bully and I got wrecked. My senior year, her cousin had to apologize for something she said about me. Just stay away from this. She will destroy you.

    • diddlin
      September 3, 2015 at 4:50 pm

      And edit: Bumped into her trashed at Ralph’s a bit back. Jesus. I guess if you want to win a campaign, have this loud mouth on your side. She’s legit nuts.

    • wootwoo
      September 3, 2015 at 4:53 pm

      lol this girl is a business owner because of her past history getting canned. Her husband got her a free family house and got her business going. He’s got a steady job…and seriously two hours to take down a sign? C’mon D, you’re better than that. Girl just works for herself because she has authority issues.

      • diddlin
        September 3, 2015 at 6:25 pm

        You all doubt me? Just look at the facts. Hippies hate facts. Just because you get trashed with her, doesn’t mean the facts aren’t real.

  • September 3, 2015 at 4:26 pm

    Fuck. Yeah.

  • Wabbitt
    September 3, 2015 at 4:01 pm

    Carmen had better watch out. She might be the next Titi Ho.

  • Waaaaay back Wasdin
    September 3, 2015 at 3:18 pm

    It’s not a primary election. It’s a preliminary election. There is a difference. Just a small pet peeve I have.

    • diddlin
      September 3, 2015 at 4:54 pm

      Girl is an angry idiot. See me and my friend’s comments below. We’ll provide links if wanted.

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