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Candy Carlson is a jolly woman who is running for District 2 City Council in Worcester. She’s also pissing off a local business owner:
Annihilated. That is how you stand up to a bully right there. You wanna deface my business with your propaganda? I’m gonna make it a community even and give discounts to anyone who wants to publicly humiliate you. Boom. Roasted.
There are four candidates in Tuesday’s primary for District 2. All of them suck. Literally the worst of the worst. The winner is probably gonna be Candy, who is for all intents and purposes a communist, or Jennithan Cortes, who is completely 100% in bed with the hippies. Either way we lose. Luckily the winner will be replacing Phil Palmieri who was a gigantic waste of space anyway. That’s why we highly recommend that you write in “Turtleboy” for this race. If you live in District 2 please send us a picture of your ballot with the name “Turtleboy” written in. I really think we can at least make it out of the primary.
Meanwhile in District 4 we have confirmed reports that “reverend” Sarai Rivera called up at large candidate Carmen Carmona and bitched her out for filling out the Turtleboy questionnaire for council candidates. Because apparently Sarai thinks that every Latina woman in the Woo has to follow Sarai’s marching orders. Psycho…..
Remember to vote for Jackie Kostas in District 4, and on Tuesday vote for Rob Sargent, Michael Gaffney, and Konnie Lukes. It’s just a primary, but the way that they finish up will be very telling about how the general election will end up in November. Get out and rock the vote TB Nation!!!