Lonely Cat Man Files Complaint Against Me Alleging Campaign Finance Fraud For Not Charging Myself Money To Advertise My Campaign On My Blog


The Holden School Committee election is on Monday, just 3 days away, and I need your help. If you live in Holden, I would be honored to have your vote. If you don’t know what precinct to vote at feel free to contact me and I’ll tell you. I will be at all the polling places Monday morning and afternoon, and if you would like to join me fee free to contact me. I’d like to have a presence at all 4 polling places.

If you don’t live in Holden and would like to help you’re more than welcome to hold signs. If you know anyone in Holden, please text them on Monday to remind them to vote for the following:

Aidan Kearney

Barry Dellecese

George Kamniski

Getting one good person on the School Committee isn’t nearly as effective as getting 3. Don’t forget what they did to our kids by refusing to reopen schools. It’s an unforgivable act and anyone who was on board with it must be replaced.

Also, as much as I hate giving this guy attention because he’s clearly mentally ill, Milky Mike Gaffney has filed a complaint against me with the Office of Campaign and Political Finance, despite living in Florida.

I guess he wants me to charge myself money to “advertise” my campaign, by urging people to vote for me on a blog I own. He says I’m a criminal who’s hiding $4,000 in campaign contributions (from myself), because my show and blog are so valuable that even mentioning my campaign on those platforms is worth that much money. And he has receipts from when I used to charge him money for banner ads to advertise his campaign and law firm on my site as proof. He also thinks I’m covering for Barry and George by endorsing them on my blog without charging them, and wants them investigated as well.

This very, very unwell disgraced city councillor who can’t stop thinking about me, tried unsuccessfully to sue me, also spent thousands of dollars sending fliers all around town about me, but it hasn’t worked out the way he hoped. He also is required to sign his emails with “not licensed in the state of Florida,” after a turtle rider filed a complaint with the bar against him.


But they can never take away that 2016 Best City Councillor Award that I wont for him.



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76 Comment(s)
  • Play stupid games= win stupid prizes
    May 10, 2021 at 9:38 pm

    Haha! You lost the pre-lim results by a landslide. Karma is a bitch!

  • Krispen Wah
    May 8, 2021 at 9:00 pm

    Cats are evil.
    They cause Toxoplasmosis in humans.

    Which leads to sucking dicks and being a massive faggot.

    • Spic Tormentor
      May 9, 2021 at 8:18 am

      Ugh. Yup.
      I have Toxoplasmosis.

    • juror seven esq.
      May 9, 2021 at 8:28 am

      I have found a bout of Toxoplasmosis to be quite enjoyable.

  • Dana MacIntyre (cocksucker)
    May 8, 2021 at 12:46 pm

    Michael Torrin Gaffney is listed as a Texas attorney practicing in Florida.
    No mention of his Massachusetts past or homosexual liasons at highway rest stops
    State Status Acquired Updated
    TX Eligible To Practice In Texas 2019 03/07/2021
    We have not found any instances of professional misconduct for this lawyer.
    Avvo Contributions
    Legal answers 0
    Legal guides 0

  • Evicted fuckin neighbor
    May 8, 2021 at 12:39 pm

    So get this shit…this one time Aidan said he’d sponsor my buddies fishing lure business. Well I paid for it and that fgot banged my husband. She’s cute so whatever. Amandah is gonna pay for not using a rubber with his huge dick.

  • Rather Not
    May 8, 2021 at 11:48 am

    Let’s keep this simple.
    This town doesn’t need some little Worcester shit head to move here and start telling US how to run our fucking town.
    Just listen to this whiny little cunt “I moved here a few years ago for the schools but now they suck……” Fuck off. No town likes newbies that decide to run for a position because they want to change a town they just moved to and noboby wants or needs you here.
    GO BACK TO WORCESTER SCUMBAG and ruin your own fucking city even more if that’s possible.
    You will always be a piece of Worcester trash.

    • Geez Louise
      May 8, 2021 at 6:19 pm

      100% certain you don’t live in Holden. Nice try Pinocchio.

      • Rather Not
        May 8, 2021 at 10:09 pm

        It’s the truth. That side of town and the streets are dark and dreary now where he lives, like he brought some of Worcester slime with him and it’s spreading.

      • Rather Not
        May 8, 2021 at 10:12 pm

        If you need to know our yard sale went great thank you I hope your family participated.

    • Wayne in NH
      May 8, 2021 at 9:26 pm

      I know what you’re saying. People from Mass are invading NH and the first thing the Mass Facebook housewives do is run for or create some sort of position in our towns, especially homosexual men because they love to be on the school committees or be involved in town politics.
      Keep them out if you can because they will raise your taxes and in reality how many school committee members does a town need?

      • Alexander Rich-Shea
        Alexander Rich-Shea
        May 9, 2021 at 8:31 am

        Faggots definitively do not love being on committees, they just don’t know what else to do when most communities revolve around the children. We’re not gonna fucking hang out at the playground or try to go to your kid’s soccer game.

        Best way to deal with new faggots is give them a coffee shop, and then just tell them their coffee is the best coffee. Then buy your kids Starbucks gift cards. Added bonus: faggot coffee shops are a great place for faggot teens to go instead of killing themselves.

        • Butt why?
          May 9, 2021 at 3:32 pm

          ….. do faggot coffee shops only sell chocolate cruller sticks and cream filled doughnuts?

  • Wuhan Market 20 Piece Cobra McNugget
    May 8, 2021 at 11:11 am

    I like cats.Dead ones.With extra duck sauce.

  • Spic Tormentor
    May 8, 2021 at 10:29 am

    I really do have to start charging Aidan dor all this advice.
    I told him aboyt the issue if he did not report financials for elections. Did he listen? No. Now he has this clusterffff.
    I will gove him one last free advice, you may want to look at the bylaws of the school committe, if you cannot be elected because you have open legal matters, one of the other committee members may exclude you that way.
    You are welcomed TurtleBoy for me looking into this. Just let me blog and we can call it even.
    I sent you another free sample blog, along with what I was able to obtain from the town of Holden regarding the bylaws. To show you my investigative skills.
    We will make a great team. Looking forward to hearing from you and being a guest blogger to do a piece when you will the elections. ST

    • Alexander Rich-Shea
      Alexander Rich-Shea
      May 9, 2021 at 8:33 am

      Dear Slim, I wrote you but still ain’t callin’
      I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
      I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got ’em
      There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin’
      Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot ’em
      But anyways, fuck it, what’s been up? Man how’s your daughter?
      My girlfriend’s pregnant too, I’m ’bout to be a father
      If I have a daughter, guess what I’m a call her?
      I’ma name her Bonnie
      I read about your Uncle Ronnie too I’m sorry
      I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn’t want him
      I know you probably hear this everyday, but I’m your biggest fan
      I even got the underground shit that you did with Skam
      I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
      I like the shit you did with Rawkus too, that shit was fat
      Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
      Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
      This is Stan

  • Captain Trips
    Evil from Fright Night
    May 8, 2021 at 8:25 am

    Look at you with your retro chairs, cats, and nice view of Tampa.

    “You’re so cool Brewster!”

    • Stephanie Sadowski Adams
      May 8, 2021 at 12:28 pm

      Nice view of the Home Depot par5king lot.
      Gaffney is a 3rd rate lawyer and a closeted homo
      Gaffney sucks cock

      • Stacey Carroll
        May 9, 2021 at 7:09 am

        do you recycle your tampons?

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    May 8, 2021 at 8:23 am

    Isn’t Gaffney’s daughter a pass around? I’d like a turn.

    • Monsterrod von Hugenstein
      May 8, 2021 at 9:37 pm

      Hell, I’d still love to beat his (ex?) wife’s breaks off. Wasn’t she the pretty redhead with the boob job? Mmm-mmm!

    • Alexander Rich-Shea
      Alexander Rich-Shea
      May 9, 2021 at 8:36 am

      Oh are you looking to spice up your parole officer circlejerks?

  • juror seven esq.
    May 8, 2021 at 7:42 am

    We should all dress up in Turtle Halloween costumes holding election signs and post the pics on our Facebook accounts for support.
    Time for unity and spread the turtle love gang

    • juror seven esq.
      May 8, 2021 at 12:06 pm

      “Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness.”- Oscar Wilde.
      I’m honored that somebody decided to use my on line identity to post a comment. Try harder next time. I hold myself to higher standards.

      • juror seven esq.
        May 9, 2021 at 6:57 am

        I’d do anal with Mike gaffney

        • juror seven esq.
          May 9, 2021 at 9:43 pm

          You are Mike Gaffney. Right Capt. Mike. Can’t take the heat, get out of the mess hall.

  • Turtlewear is better
    May 8, 2021 at 6:58 am

    I like to wear turtles on my shirts, socks, hats and ties cuz they’re cute and kids like em.

  • Stunt Penis
    May 8, 2021 at 5:37 am

    Unfortunately, he’s probably correct.

    When I ran for office years ago, I had to file the campaign finance forms because even though I didn’t take a penny in contributions for anyone, I bought campaign signs and gave them to supporters around town, so I spent about $500 on signs.

    Then, I had to go back and file an amended form because it was pointed out to me I didn’t list any “receipts”, so I had to list myself as donating the $488.32 I paid for the signs as a campaign contribution to my own campaign (yes, it’s that fucking retarded).

    THEN I got contacted a 3rd time, because I didn’t list my bank on the form. Like WTF. I’m not giving you my bank information. I didn’t take any FUCKING MONEY from anyone. I told them I don’t have a bank, I stuff my money in my mattress.

    And then they wonder why they can’t get people to run for office.

  • Masks
    May 7, 2021 at 10:09 pm

    Remember, you need to wear me even if you’re the first base coach for the Boston Red Sox even if the players are not. Oh and don’t mind the fact that a player was hit by a pitch then the first base coach, manager and trainer (all wearing masks) touch the players body. Nothing to see here.

  • Frank
    May 7, 2021 at 9:27 pm

    Amazing how the democrats have a stranglehold on school committees everywhere. Time to disband them.

    • Judge Dread
      May 9, 2021 at 7:06 am

      You can start by slashing tires and throwing bricks through their windows(make sure to coat the brick with dog shit or tar)

      • thanks man
        May 9, 2021 at 3:36 pm

        That’s good advice

  • juror seven esq.
    May 7, 2021 at 8:39 pm

    Massachusetts Army National Guard. Assigned to a transportation Company. In other words, as a Captain he got to ride in the lead jeep of a convoy. That jeep would have a sign attached to the front that read “Convoy Follows” As an added sign of importance there would be a placard on the jeep that identified that the convoy commander was on board. The high light of Mike’s military service.
    If he had any real talent, he would have been assigned to a JAG unit.

  • Miss the Woo?
    May 7, 2021 at 8:07 pm

    Things must be going poorly in Tampa if Gaffney remains consumed with a local Worcester blog.

    He’s like the only person ai know of that moved to Florida and did worse than when in Worcester

  • Mike Gaffney
    May 7, 2021 at 7:41 pm

    I’ve sucked quite a few negroe dicks

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    May 7, 2021 at 6:46 pm

    Some people wear cat shirts because it’s the only pussy they can get.

  • Shit Happens
    May 7, 2021 at 6:10 pm

    That totally sucks man. That being said is there any chance you could put up some pics of that naughty tart Corine? Thanks dude she’s foxy as fuck and definitely hotter than Genduso!

  • Amanda
    May 7, 2021 at 5:52 pm

    Vote for TB for three reasons.

    1. He will advance the white race.
    2. He will secure a future for white children.
    3. He will ensure that BLACKS WILL NOT REPLACE US!


    • ajfederer
      May 7, 2021 at 6:34 pm

      You’re a douchnozzle..

      • Oh Brother....
        May 8, 2021 at 6:22 pm

        That’s an insult to douchenozzles.

      • juror seven esq.
        May 9, 2021 at 7:17 am

        you’re a dirty chink

    • Death
      May 7, 2021 at 9:31 pm

      Nice try troll but those are not turtleboys aspirations.

      He’s for quality, in person education for ALL, this benefits low income children more than it benefits rich snobbs. He wants an education offered Without the lies pushed by blm. this in turn will advance all races. critical race theory is detrimental to blacks because the racist white liberals are basically saying blacks can’t think, or speak for themselves by inserting themselves into what they perceive as their day to day struggles.. this creates insecurity, which leads to fear, which leads to anger. Thus a vicious cycle of failure perpetuated by the white liberals (you). You are directly responsible for the lack of success of our colored brethren. No one ever won a bike race with training wheels on.

      He does not desire to see any one race fail or succeed. Aidian is smart enough to know we are all greater together. Unlike liberals who feel they have to prop up those they feel are less fortunate.

      Remember this libtard. You are who you are, when your alone! Can you even stand yourself? I’m guessing not.

      Nice try with the reverse psychology though

  • Corine
    May 7, 2021 at 5:30 pm

    Charge Milky with solicitation for sucking the turtle dick during the work day. Fucking loser.

    • Stephanie Sadowski Adams
      May 7, 2021 at 9:03 pm

      Hi SLUT, are your fake tits air adjustable?
      does fagboy Mike prefer you or his blow up doll?
      Mike the diddler

  • Give me your monies
    May 7, 2021 at 5:22 pm

    You would like people present with you? Hire a body guard you f’ing cheapskate!!

  • Show Dat Ass
    May 7, 2021 at 5:20 pm

    How about for now on if you’re going to have a Gaffney story you throw in some pics of his wifes ass?
    She’s a fucking babe!

    • Stacey Carroll
      May 7, 2021 at 9:06 pm

      she’s a common slut

      • Say No to Nogs
        May 8, 2021 at 11:23 pm

        Even better!

  • Uh-Oh
    May 7, 2021 at 5:09 pm

    He kinda caught you with your own “show me your books!” tactic.
    The law is the law and Advertising at Turtleboy Sports as you always remind us is not free dude.
    Campaign finance fraud is a biggie bro maybe jail time.

  • Professor Griff
    May 7, 2021 at 5:04 pm

    Those “Top Lawyer of blankety blank” and dumb awards like that…. attorneys pay for those. You can be the worst lawyer in the Massachusetts, you just subscribe to the magazine and you pay the fee and they’ll put you on the list!!!

  • troll
    May 7, 2021 at 4:53 pm

    Remember, A1dan K3arney the author and owner of this site?

    His home is: 111 Mason-Road, Jefferson, Massachusetts 01522

    His cellphone number seems to be:
    (413) 262-6909

    • Observer X
      Awesome, you're douchetastic!
      May 7, 2021 at 4:58 pm

      Now I can send funds directly to support his campaign!

    • what is the purpose of this?
      May 8, 2021 at 10:26 am

      Aiden currently does not have a seat in government.
      He does provide a “service”, this blog and his other news accounts
      but other than trying to deplatform him (which you can try through means), why put his personal info out?
      Are you advocating any threatening or destructive measures against him or his family?
      There is a fine line to what you think you’re doing and possible illegalities

    • Judge Dread
      May 8, 2021 at 12:33 pm

      Hi kate, you still suckin cock for percs?

  • I went to school with this guy
    May 7, 2021 at 4:48 pm

    He smelt like cat litter all the time.

    But he was still cooler than Spic Tormentor.

  • Captain Fap Gaffney
    May 7, 2021 at 4:46 pm

    Mass Army National Guard huh, one Captain Gaffney is worth 100 Navy Seals. Insurgents would be blowing themselves up after after seeing the hideous infidel ghostly freckled milky Mike Gaffney fapping in the streets of Afghanistan/Iraq.

  • Karma911
    May 7, 2021 at 4:44 pm

    MG is mentally deranged. Seriously — These type of actions are PROOF he’s ready for the nut house.

  • You Coulda...
    May 7, 2021 at 4:39 pm

    at least included some pics of his busty fit wife. I would do her but Gaffney has been there.

  • Animal Mother
    May 7, 2021 at 4:37 pm

    All fucking n!ggers must fucking hang

    I know. Comment doesn’t fit here, but…

  • Dr Phil
    May 7, 2021 at 4:34 pm

    Guys this brings us to todays point men suffer from mental illness just like women, get checked out and take your psych meds guys.

  • Obsession for MEN
    May 7, 2021 at 4:32 pm

    Voted best Lawyer in 2017 by Worcester Magazine readers….. hubba hubba!

  • Alexander Rich-Shea
    Alexander Rich-Shea
    May 7, 2021 at 4:15 pm

    This blog is about TurtleBro’s drama with his ex boyfriend and that’s cute I guess.

    “Omg my crazy ex you guys”

    • Ha, Ha
      May 8, 2021 at 6:29 pm

      How pathetic must your life be that you post numerous comments on every story under different names? I realize that you don’t have a job, but you might want to consider a different hobby, it’s very unhealthy that you obsess over TB 24/7. His existence consumes you. He owns you Bitch!

      • Alexander Rich-Shea
        Alexander Rich-Shea
        May 9, 2021 at 8:39 am


  • Evicted fuckin neighbor
    May 7, 2021 at 4:13 pm

    So get this shit, Aidan tried putting a sign in my yard. Little does he know I’m a convicted felon and have Kimberly locked in my basement. She cried for daddy to save her but he didn’t give a shit. Stupid bitch. So anyway I’m fishing on this sweet ass canoe. Anyone in worcester?

  • GaffPack president
    May 7, 2021 at 3:59 pm

    Typical triggered little Aidan and his rage blog that lacks some serious proofreading. Are you still heart broken because Mike Gaffney moved to Tampa and learned what a total scumbag you are? It’s ok, you still have your pedo toothless stepmom banger who shuts his pants on live streams. Keep fighting the good fight, angry cellar midget.

    PS- Gaffney’s cats are way happier and healthier than your fat wife.

    • Gaffpack pass around girl Staci
      May 8, 2021 at 6:37 am

      Your hero raped a incapacitated woman in a attempt to impregnate her so she wouldn’t leave him. Did you Fuck him yet staci?

    • WeAreFucked
      May 9, 2021 at 8:33 am

      Who is triggered? Turtleboy or Gaffney who will try anything to bring down TB? Gaffy can’t believe he lost to this blog and won’t let it go. Who do you think is happier Gaffy, worrying about what TB is up to 24/7, or TB, who gets story material (which equals page views & clicks) from said Gaffy?

  • Cats are for fags and hags
    May 7, 2021 at 3:58 pm

    the only man who can get away with a cat is Blofeld from James Bond. And only barely. This guy is a fruit loop.

    • Judge dread
      May 7, 2021 at 5:41 pm

      I agree my friend. Hey do you like gladiator movies?

  • Judge Dread
    May 7, 2021 at 3:51 pm

    A life hack from your local judge:
    If you’re at a playground without a kid, just tell the other parents you are waiting for your ex but she often doesn’t show up to your scheduled times. Those parents will let you hang in the park all day!

    The judge has spoken! Case dismissed!

  • Lonely cat man
    May 7, 2021 at 3:34 pm

    Tampa is nice this time of year

  • hartf811
    Want to know
    May 7, 2021 at 3:29 pm

    is his wife still inserting dock cleats in her anus?

  • Eric Wunschel
    Mr. Bigglesworth
    May 7, 2021 at 3:28 pm

    Nothing against cats, I like cats. However, if you are a grown man wearing a “best cat dad” shirt I truly hope you become “best stabbing victim” very soon.

    • Professor Griff
      May 7, 2021 at 5:27 pm

      I don’t care if you’re a grown man or an ungrown man. No man should ever wear a “best cat dad” shirt. Unless you are an alphabet community person.

    • Dr. Evil Milky Mikey
      May 7, 2021 at 10:28 pm

      When TB wins Mr. Bigglesworth gets angry, and when Mr. Bigglesworth gets angry, people die!

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