Lowell Mayor Admits His Shitdick Son Swore At Cops And His Wife Bailed Out Beast Lightning After She Beat A Pregnant Woman And Harassed Lowell Police For Months Because Some Domestic Abuser Committed Ghetto Suicide


We have an update on yesterday’s blog about Beast Lightning, AKA Tina Degree, the ratchet Lowell gang banger Mom who’s been harassing the Lowell Police for months, blaming them because some woman beater named Moses Harris jumped in a frozen river and drown, and who was allegedly bailed out by an aide to Mayor John Leahy. Beast Lightning was already out on bail for beating the shit out of a woman who was pregnant with her grandchild because she expected her shitbag son to pay child support, and she immediately planned another protest.

Leahy denied knowing where the money came from, but yesterday the Mayor released a statement after he suddenly remembered that it was his wife who bailed her out, and his shitdick son stood with the protesters harassing Lowell cops.

TL;DR – I was at an unveiling of a picture of me because I’m a narcissist, and I pretend to support the police and BLM at the same time, even though BLM wants to abolish the police. The dead women beater’s mother showed up at City Hall causing a scene because her friend Beast Lightning got arrested again and refused to leave until Beast Lightning got bailed out. Instead of telling her to leave or having her arrested for trespassing my idiot son swore at the cops and me and some other city councillors openly discussed bailing out the criminals because we are democrats and bailing out BLM terrorists is just kinda what we do. My stupid wife ended up giving my aide the money to bail them out but she either never told me or I lied about not knowing, but either way I look like an asshole now.

That kid just looks like such a douchebag. I can totally picture him doing that.

The best part is how he’s trying to still pretend like he supports the cops. Bruh, you threw them under the bus. They’ve been getting attacked by these maggots for three months now because they tried to arrest a serial domestic abuser and he ended up committing ghetto suicide. And instead of standing up to them you attempted to “both sides” it in order to keep everyone happy. Meanwhile the little maggot you raised was clearly taught that the cops are the bad guys, and your moronic wife’s first instincts were to bail a woman out of jail who was already on bail for beating the shit out of a pregnant woman. What is it with these people and supporting people who beat up women?

Then again these people belong to the party of Kamala Harris, who proudly shared the Minnesota Bail Fund to help get rioters and looters out of jail too, so she’s just following her lead. Would be a real shame if people knew his wife’s business (Facebook page here) supported domestic abusers.



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52 Comment(s)
  • Mustafa
    March 27, 2021 at 2:04 pm

    He lost at the 100m free style. But his family still thins they should get a ($$$) trophy.

  • Judge dread
    March 25, 2021 at 1:44 pm

    Nice shitty dinning room there you old cunt who looks like something out of the movie Hell Raiser. Do not even get me started on her stupid low iq son.

    This is how liberals roll, and it is disgusting and pathetic on atleast 10 levels.

    • Pinhead
      March 25, 2021 at 1:48 pm

      That comment made me laugh on a Zoom call. Well done.

  • Evicted fuckin neighbor
    March 25, 2021 at 1:22 pm

    So get this shit. Me and bret took his canoe I fucking stole from him one weekend. We bought a shit load of wine coolers and Nickelodeon magazines. Them kids are hot, well needless to say not much fishing got done. Bret told me how he was gonna shake some broads baby to death cause he was in love with her. I was like shit don’t shake the bitch ill take it. Wonder if the thing is still around. Anyone got a Netflix password I can borrow?

  • Casino Scum
    March 25, 2021 at 12:25 pm

    Does Lowell have a problem with the blacks? I just thought that ghetto was dominated by Dominicans & Cambodians. 50 years ago it was all Irish trashy, criminal rachets. I thought it had been passed to the lowest firms Asian & Hispanic life. Do you mean to tell me the lousy blacks have gotten thier paws into Lowell too?
    Jeezus first Miami, now Lowell. This is a lot for me to process in a week!
    Negroids ruin everything and I’m a Democrat but the truth is the truth:(

  • Verizon Wireless
    March 25, 2021 at 12:05 pm

    If you’d like to have a [508] personal heart to heart with Mayor [439] John try reaching out via a [9597] personal line of communication 😉

  • Boontown Rat
    March 25, 2021 at 11:33 am

    This broad has been ridden harder and more often than Seabiscuit. She usually has a mud duck on top of her and that’s obviously why she has a proclivity to bail out tar babies. Joni loves the dark boloney pony. Let’s not cancel either one of these Mensa members. Let’s see how this plays out. I’ll grab some popcorn

  • Come on
    March 25, 2021 at 8:40 am

    I want to be sympathetic towards the Black struggle in this country which most certainly exists to a certain degree. That is, until I hear people of that background claim that this violent convict who was resisting arrest was murdered by the Police, as if they were all conspiring against him. Even if you have the IQ of a sofa it should be painfully obvious that he did a cannonball into the river to avoid being arrested, end of f–king story.

    • DudeRanchStripClub (me/mine pronouns)
      March 25, 2021 at 11:04 am

      Unfortunately, that sofa people have the IQ of is a La-Z-Boy

  • Brown Eye
    March 25, 2021 at 8:04 am


  • hartf811
    Jill Biden wannabe
    March 25, 2021 at 7:16 am

    This bimbo is 2 glasses away from Kitty Dukakis’ afternoon Isopropyl cocktails when Leahy locks up the wine box.

  • Randy Ryder
    North of the Border
    March 25, 2021 at 3:00 am

    That is the smile of a woman who knows she has failed because she hitched her wagon to a cuck who couldn’t even manage to be a mayor of a town inside 495.

    I mean, fuck, even Framingham would be somewhat of an improvement.

  • Something smells fishy
    March 24, 2021 at 11:45 pm

    I couldn’t imagine how bad her cunt stinks especially after that little fuck boi yayyy crawled out of it.

  • Tyrone (whateverthefucklastname)
    March 24, 2021 at 11:26 pm

    Dear “Honorable” Leary,
    It is my duty, and somewhat of an honor too, that I must inform you that I have been, on a routine basis, been banging the Holy fucking Christ out of your wife for years now. YEARS!!! I mean, she’s been taking it as she asks for it. She’s been begging for two in the pink one in the stink…two loads on her crack not on her back. Double peneê after one on one on one…two in one hole and one in the other. I want to go on and on but I think she should be obligated to finally inform you and maybe ask you if you may feel free to watch because, ya know matrimonial oaths in all, and you’re a bit of a cuck. Anywayyyy, let me know what think sir, private or public, $ or nothing, I, we, us…we’re up for anything. Thanks for being so Democratic and listening

  • A typical Milton Karen
    March 24, 2021 at 10:50 pm

    She is the definition of K Mart Kennedy …. seen her in person already has booze rash and her teeth have shade of red to them from all the wine …she ok
    Looking for 60 ur old women

  • Tuuka
    March 24, 2021 at 10:33 pm

    I love Irish drunk wives but this douche pig is different. You live in Lowell so get real you suck. Move your business to Lowell/lawrence to prove your wokeness. Never. Can your son swim in a frozen river if not just call the police to save him. When nobody answers put the wine down and throw the trans creep a life vest. FU.

  • Chip Striker
    March 24, 2021 at 9:09 pm

    Let’s pump the brakes a bit sweetheart, your husband is mayor of a city that I wouldn’t live in if a house was given to me. Absolute shithole.

  • Talking about people bashing cops...
    March 24, 2021 at 9:03 pm

    Simp here is bashing the kids for being against cops.
    Since we are on the sunject, screw anyone agains the thin blue line, inclunding Simp here, since Aidan has bashed cops over and over, including police chiefs, staties, and even that cop that died from COVID.

    Simp doing Simp things.

  • Local Real Local
    March 24, 2021 at 8:12 pm

    TB you missed it! The wife didn’t post bail she gave the money to someone else to post the bail in THEIR name, so when the dirtbag defendant skips or fails to appear the person who signed the bail slip would when to appear before the judge: a lowly intern. This is absolutely illegal and wrong. The entire premise of bailing someone out is to have the signatory ensure they are not bailing the person out so they can leave the jurisdiction without the intent to return.

    Also, what idiot intern would ever sign his name to that bail slip? Was he threatened? It’s clear the legal counsel for the city of Lowell said no councilman should post the bail, smart very smart. Obviously he continued to pass out the information to a private citizen (the wife) which he is not authorized to. If he passed it through the husband that might not be a confidential communication.

    That woman belongs in jail. Just a couple of days to get a taste. No she isn’t some arch criminal but her punishment should fit the crime charged: nuisance, trespass, etc. A couple of days then see where everyone is on the case.

  • Saul
    March 24, 2021 at 7:45 pm

    Nobody buys anything at those little boutiques. The only thing that overpriced soap cleans is dirty money.

  • Ron Jeremy
    March 24, 2021 at 7:35 pm

    I am so. so glad that Moses Harris is dead and decomposed. He was a waste of oxygen and his mother should have aborted him years ago. He wont be abusing women any longer. That is a good thing. Ghetto suicide is right!! Loser couldn’t take the Polar Bear challenge. One less vermin to consume resources, that is for sure.

  • Lowell Sucks
    March 24, 2021 at 7:16 pm

    She looks like a typical drunken Democrat. She thinks she’s very important but the truth is Lowell is a shithole and you’re the First Lady of a shithole. You obviously have a drinking problem and are struggling with your son’s sexuality.

  • Dementia Joe
    March 24, 2021 at 6:43 pm

    I’d love to sniff this MLF’s nether regions

  • Boston Irish
    No. Ni@@@er zone
    March 24, 2021 at 6:35 pm

    Lowell cops should slow down responding to boon calls, Fuck Moses. Coon jumps in a river and can’t swim.

    • Captain Trips
      Say No to Nogs
      March 24, 2021 at 8:31 pm

      None of them can. And they hate water. Any Afreakans ever cross the ocean and explore new worlds?

      Of course not. The whites and Asians did that; you know, the races who actually evolved past the ape stage.

      If it weren’t for us, they’d still be living in mud huts, throwing spears, and still have not yet invented the wheel.

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    March 24, 2021 at 6:29 pm

    That cunt wife of his looks like a raging alcoholic. Probably had a throbbing headache from her hangover and couldn’t handle listening to bloated moesha screaming BLM nonsense in the lobby so she just paid the bail so shut her up.

  • I bet 4 signed
    March 24, 2021 at 5:36 pm

    Any chance you’ll post the signature sheet you had the other day?

  • Very blue
    March 24, 2021 at 5:31 pm

    He swore. TB sounds like a flamer who attempted suicide. I can’t believe anyone would swear at police.

  • Observer
    March 24, 2021 at 5:12 pm

    Thanks Turtleboy for posting about a woman, who isn’t a Land-Whale.
    I was getting worried about all your recent stories, each involved Land-Whales.

    • Da troof an niffin bit da troff so help mii dawgs
      March 24, 2021 at 11:32 pm

      No, definitely not a land whale. She is definitely a booze shark though! A booze shark who sucks dick for boxed wine.
      The son needs an atomic wedgie then a kick in his little boi cunt!

  • Tuesday Night Sheraton lounge
    March 24, 2021 at 5:01 pm

    Meagan Dolan was acting stuck up until she downed some wine and loosened up but it wasn’t until I applied some silk anal lube and went balls deep in her ass that she came alive.

    • Hugh Mungous
      March 24, 2021 at 7:23 pm

      Oh yeah, spot on analysis. With each glass of wine comes the inevitability of anal.BTW, I thought Moses was able to part the Red Sea, How the mighty have fallen

      • Captain Trips
        Captain Trips
        March 24, 2021 at 8:54 pm

        LOL! This Moses certainly couldn’t part the sea!!

        • Water gremlin
          March 24, 2021 at 11:37 pm

          The sea parted him.
          Ba-da- ding- ting….

  • Beast Lightning
    March 24, 2021 at 4:57 pm

    Sung to the tune of “Greased Lightening” from Grease….

    Well, this broad is democratic, she’s super fatic, she’s negromatic
    Why it’s Beast Lightning!
    We’ll get some gub’mint handouts and four bucket wings, oh yeah
    (Keep talking, woah, keep talking)
    A beef injection pregnancy and that bred an ugly negro thing,
    (I’ll get the money, I’ll kill to get the money)
    With her spread out on the floor, they’ll be waitin’ at the door
    You know that it ain’t shit, we’ll be gettin’ lots of tit, beast lightnin’
    Go go go, go go go go go go go go
    Go, beast lightnin’, you’re burnin’ up the Lowell pigs
    (beast lightnin’, go, beast lightnin’)
    Go, beast lightnin’, you’re looking fly in your nappy wig
    beast lightnin’, go, beast lightnin’)
    You are supreme, the cop’s willl scream, for beast lightnin’
    Go go go, go go go go go go go go
    We’ll get some purple lipped high lights and forty ounce beers, oh yeah
    A black lives matter money scheme and reparations cash, oh yeah
    With new henny, weed and smokes, I’ll beg to get my black neck choked
    You know that I ain’t braggin’, she’s a real pussy wagon
    beast lightnin’
    Go, beast lightnin’, you’re burning up the Lowell pigs
    (beast lightnin’, go, beast lightnin’)
    Go, beast lightnin’, you’re looking fly in your nappy wig
    You are supreme, the chicks’ll cream, for beast lightnin’

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      March 24, 2021 at 8:25 pm

      Absolutely excellent!

  • Malcolm the tenth
    March 24, 2021 at 4:52 pm

    The Maya, told ya! Wife and son both had brain transplants from sparrows. His honor didn’t get a call from the xiden administration so now he has to stay in Lowell, too bad. Here’s some advice plan a big celebration for Juneteenth and get some of your mojo back. See how that works out for you! By any means necessary!

  • Still doing Black Face
    March 24, 2021 at 4:45 pm

    Of course her business is in Chelmsford. In Lowell she runs the risk of black and brown people visiting her business and we can’t have that now can we. Woke white people love attention. Look at me! Look at me! Look at my sign! Like my post! Like my memes! Now sign my petition to start getting rid of white people

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      March 24, 2021 at 8:52 pm

      Open 1 PM to 9 PM. Aka hangover hours

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    March 24, 2021 at 4:34 pm

    Just curious:

    Does Joni’s Skin Care and Makeup Boutique carry African American products?
    You know, Afro Sheen, Hair Relaxers, maybe the latest copy of Jet Magazine?

    I’ll assume you do. Therefore I’ll let the black community know to slide on down to your boutique.

    “Click”. (The sound of the door locking when Joni sees black women heading toward her boutique door)

  • Anti-dentite
    March 24, 2021 at 4:33 pm

    I loved the forced smile out of the wife in every pic. Very becoming.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      March 24, 2021 at 4:38 pm

      Looks like something crawled up her ass in 1986 and hasn’t been seen since.

      • The Spic Tormentor
        Spic Tormentor
        March 24, 2021 at 6:31 pm

        She definitely says “fuck me like the first lady” to random losers that she cheats on her husband with.

        • Captain Trips
          Captain Trips
          March 24, 2021 at 9:02 pm

          “I’m the first lady of Lowell!”

          That’s like being the Mayor of Bondi’s Island

    March 24, 2021 at 4:30 pm

    Wow they look like a bunch of scam artist psychopaths. Fuck massachusetts!

  • Gallo Winery
    March 24, 2021 at 4:29 pm

    Wifey wants to be bent over the dining room table.

    • Not worth it
      March 24, 2021 at 4:38 pm

      Good from far but far from good if you ask me.

  • Captain Trips
    March 24, 2021 at 4:19 pm

    Can you dig it?

    Can you dig it?


    • Warriors Come Out To Plaay
      March 24, 2021 at 4:27 pm

      Alright boppers

  • Captain Trips
    Leahy's Wife
    March 24, 2021 at 4:17 pm

    Wine, no blacks allowed white suburbia, and black dick

    My favorite trio

  • Osiris
    March 24, 2021 at 4:11 pm

    Wifey looks like she’d be a LOT of fun……..

    • Hunter Biden
      March 24, 2021 at 7:50 pm

      The brown eye winks

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