• Lowell Nurse Starts $7,500 GoFundMe To Fix “Popped” Tupperware Titty From Bootleg Boobjob



    Lowell Nurse Starts $7,500 GoFundMe To Fix “Popped” Tupperware Titty From Bootleg Boobjob

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    Just when you thought you hadn’t seen the most ridiculous GoFundMe ever, this nurse from Lowell starts a $7,500 to fix her popped boob job:

    Isn’t that the worst? You invest all this money into a nice pair of tupperware titties, and the next thing you know you contract the boobonic plague and you look like an air mattress that just had a stroke.

    Here’s my question – who did your boobjob, and how long was the warranty good for? Seems like if you paid a doctor for a nice set of knockers he or she should probably stand by their product. That’s the shady part about this for me. Why do you need our money to fix your flat tire? What kind of bootleg doctor lets one of his pairs of Siamese twins become an only child? And boobs can just just pop like that? And how does a fake boob pop? Did he accidentally put helium in her gerber servers instead of silicone? Nothing about this story adds up.

    The best part is that she has it classified as an “emergency” because the summer is here and she can’t wear a bathing suit until it’s fixed. I’m not giving her shit because it’s ridiculous GoFundMe, but if she’s really raising the cash to reinflate the leaky tire, I’m not gonna complain about the end result. I mean, look at these things:

    It’s honestly a disservice to society if those silicone sundaes aren’t on full display this summer.

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    1. Zach


      And on her FB page she has pictures posted from when she was in Hawaii. Money for Hawaiian vacation but a GFM page for silicone suckers? Come on.

    2. GraftonHillGirl


      Put a shirt on and go swim with your kids. Jesus, you might think you have real problems here.

    3. Lala


      I call bullshit. They all gave product replacement warranties that are lifetime and you can purchase additional coverage for 10 for another $2400 toward your surgery. She just want bigger boobs.

      1. Lala


        The implants themselves ($1000+) are covered for life for product replacement of both boobs. So you pop one they send the surgeon two new ones to replace them.

        1. Lala


          Ugh I need to proof read better. Extra warranty is 10 years* for $100-$200. You’re stupid if you don’t spring for the extra coverage.

        2. Doc dont care, he already got paid


          Not all doctors provide that. Ive never been heard of that and ive known many women who had this procedure

          1. Lala


            It’s not through the doctor. It’s through the implant manufacturer.
            You go to what ever doc you want for replacement.

            1. Lala


              All you have to do is search boob Implant warranty.
              And even if you know women that got boob jobs, unless you know many that had one pop, where would a warranty come up in conversation?

    4. Boobie grabber


      More like a Corolla than a Mercedes! Geeze lady you sure do think very highly of yourself! Nice boobs yes! I could definitely do without the inflated lips and pancake makeup though. And ya stop being so vain and selfish and take your poor kids to the beach. It’s the summer for fuck’s sake. Get one of those gel inserts to stick in your top. You’re a silly little bitch. You’re an RN! Have some shame. I think you’ll be fine.

      1. Pennsrant


        I was thinking the same thing…how many women have had one (or both) of their boobs lopped off due to breast cancer? What do they do if they can’t afford implants? They get some sort of fake one to take it’s place. But that’s what you do. Get a fake one until you can SAVE UP your OWN money to get it fixed. And, I do agree with you on the lips. UGH!

      2. wabbitt


        She’s probably the hottest chick at the nurses station. So she think that’s makes her Jessica Alba.

        She’s not bad looking, but the Mercedes analogy is a stretch.

    5. Devils Mouthpiece


      A closeup of this cumdumptsers face would indicate more than here boobs have been modified. What a vain little twat.

      1. They call me Ponch


        Yup. Tittoo, lip shanker . Few beers and a couple shots though!? Might not notice.

    6. Duke Westwood


      I’m gonna need before and after photos from the front, side and underneath…

      Thanks in advance…

      1. Devils Mouthpiece


        Some beaver shots to put into context too…

    7. They call me Ponch


      Every chick I ever knew with implants has issues. When I meet a chick with issues, I look for implants as an indicator. Think about it.
      (* Implants for disease/reconstruction excluded)

    8. LivesinWebster


      What an insensitive, vain piece of shit! Here I am, in my bathing suit, sitting by a public pool with one breast bigger than the other, because I had a PARTIAL MASTECTOMY because of breast cancer ! Another lady here, has only ONE breast, the other taken by breast cancer! Yeah, it really SUCKS TO BE YOU!!

    9. Aphrodite


      Thanks kyleigh for setting our sex back a few decades by comparing the female body to an automobile! Fabulous!

    10. Another entitled twit


      So she is going to make her kids suffer all summer because God forbid she can’t prance around in a skimpy bikini?
      Don’t those puppies come with some kind of warranty? I’ve heard it’s dangerous to keep a popped implant in and if popped should be removed immediately.
      She really thinks highly of herself doesn’t she, a “Mercedes.” I don’t know, maybe it’s just me but I would take small, real tits any day over big, fake ones.
      Don’t nurses make a good wage as well? I have a feeling she is using this as an excuse to just get bigger ones put in.

      1. Stunt Peenie


        RNs make awesome money… upwards of $50/hr in some places. However, thanks to Obamacare, many places are not hiring full time, but instead only hire part-time help, so they can avoid paying for benefits and the part-timers have to go on mass health.

        I always thought a popped implant was a medical emergency as the saline or whatever they use can cause immediate health issues.

        I’m with you – I’ll take small, perky ones any day over big, sloppy, fake ones. A chick’s attitude is what makes or breaks things, not whether or not she has hooker knockers.

        Good looking girl though, too bad she ruined with body by getting a titty tat.

    11. Doc dont care, he already got paid


      Shed save some money if she stopped getting injections in her lips. That’s not cheap to maintain. But i feel for her…truly. if i cpuld afford it, id help. Im a woman so i sympathize

    12. jen wilke


      sounds like she has Jen Wilke syndrome. Wilke made global attention asking for 10k so she could go to a maxim party.

    13. murt Burful


      I would donate to her fund if i could also donate my dna into her honey hole

    14. Mom


      I feel terrible for her kids summer being ruined because she’s insecure and got breast implants that didn’t stand the test of time. Put a shirt on and go to the beach you selfish bitch. Moms don’t get to worry about shit like this.

    15. I love boobs


      I’d donate if I got to see the finished product.

    16. Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies


      Her “co-workers” who encouraged her to start a Gofundme can be divided into two distinct types.

      One group is embarrassed that this chick is so vain that she actually set up this scam.

      The other group is talking behind her back, saying how stupid she is to do this publicly.

      Pretty much everyone is laughing at her for one reason or another.

    17. Stacy


      This is one of the risk discussed during consult and signed in a consent prior to COSMETIC surgery. When you chose to have cosmetic surgery, it is a commitment. If you can’t afford to pay for the complication then you shouldn’t have had the surgery to begin with. If the implant is leaking insurance typically will pay for removal, but not replacement. Why should insurance or the doctor pay for this? You agreed and were made aware of these risk. There are women who wake up everyday with “flat tires” not because of cosmetic reasons but because of cancer or insurance fighting with them to cover delayed breast reconstruction. These are the people who deserve a go fund me. You should be ashamed. Especially that you are so selfish that you refuse to take your kids swimming because you’re to concerned with your appearance? Some mother and nurse

    18. Mr Butthurt


      Whats actually sad is she is a good looking women. If she little titties there are plenty of good men that would have enjoyed them and made her life complete.

      1. Stunt Pennie


        Yup, Butthurt, you hit the nail on the head.

        Some chicks never learn their “attitude” is more important than their physical assets.

        Would you rather have a chick with a rockin’ bod who was a dead fish in the sack, or a chick with small boobies whose attitude made your socks pop off in bed?

        Unfortunately, youngsters will likely choose the former, until they have some life experience, and realize sex is a whole lot better with the latter.

    19. Humanity


      Has no one noticed that this bitch said “Help treat Kyleigh’s PTSD?” on her GoFundMe page? PTSD because her cosmetically enhanced breast popped. Fuck this girl and her CSL. She is an ugly person regardless of the money spent on her appearance. Imagine how it must feel to lose your breast to cancer, you fucking vain twat. How about you take your children to the park this summer instead of pretending that your bathroom is the beach?

      As a Nurse, I cannot imagine this broad responsible for saving someone’s life. I’d imagine that she’s too busy looking at herself in a mirror to pay attention to a patient coding infront of her.

      1. Nurse in training


        I guarantee she works in a nursing home. No way she could cut it in a ER/OR position.

    20. Max


      I don’t support this endeavor, but I used to work with her. She was a good nurse, when she showed up. And I heard her boob really did pop. She’s not lying. But asking for money for this is not ok. Looks like she took the page down anyway.

    21. Sarah


      Prerhaps she could start a gofundme page to pay her daycare provider…..

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