• Lowell Trap Queen With Plenty Of Money For Expensive Stuff Insists She Won’t Be Featured On Turtleboy For Buying Food Stamps Because We Only Shame Sellers



    Lowell Trap Queen With Plenty Of Money For Expensive Stuff Insists She Won’t Be Featured On Turtleboy For Buying Food Stamps Because We Only Shame Sellers

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    Contrary to popular belief, buying food stamps on Facebook is no better than selling them. It’s like saying that buying an unregistered gun on the black market is OK but selling one isn’t. But yet some people don’t understand that, like Kelly Roberge from Dracut:

    As you can see people attempted to warn her that this was basically a tutorial for how to end up on Turtleboy. Apparently she thinks we only “harass” the sellers:

    Not her first rodeo either:

    The best part about these posts is when it gets more ratchets whining that the government isn’t handing out enough free shit to people:

    “I only get $100 for me and my husband and daughter.”

    Imagine ever typing that sentence? Imagine thinking the government owed a two parent family with one child ANYTHING??? Imagine getting a free check from the government every month and then having the audacity to complain that it’s not enough? Imagine saying, “They should base your income with what you actually have to pay in rent, bills, etc?” As if it’s your employers job to base your salary upon whatever your rent is.

    Remember this the next time you hear a politician tell you that there’s no waste and programs like this are untouchable.

    The biggest problem in America right now is that people have no idea how to budget money. Too many people don’t understand the difference between a necessity and a luxury. Food, heat, shelter, and MAYBE transportation are necessities. I understand that our family cannot afford to go to Disney World this year because I’ve factored in my expected income (which changes month to month) and determined that it might compromise my ability to pay my mortgage, car payment, insurance, and of course food for the family. Therefore I don’t go to Disney World. Because I’m an adult and I understand how a budget works.

    But when you’re a grown ass woman with a dog filter

    Who complains that there aren’t enough good men her age

    But yet insist on doing duck faced selfies like you’re celebrating getting your learner’s permit

    Budgeting just isn’t a priority. And the people who whine the loudest are completely unfamiliar with the concept of budgeting. They think that they should be able to do whatever they want because it makes them happy. Then they figure out food and bills later on. And when times get tough they whine about how big banks put them in their current situation and complain that the government isn’t doing enough to help them.

    So let’s see what Kellie can afford to do, despite not being able to pay full price for groceries. Here’s what Easter looked like:

    And here’s Christmas:

    Eat your heart out Turtleboy Jr!!!

    Notice the multiples for each toy. I’m not saying she’s one of those people who stockpiles Hatchimals and then jacks up the price, but I’m not saying she isn’t one of those people either.

    She can also afford essentials like Xbox and Netlix:

    And brand new grills:

    She recently held a huge party for her kid that involved tents and tables:

    And a cake that will keep children everywhere up for 72 hours straight:

    Meanwhile my 8th birthday party involved tackle football in my unfinished basement.

    Oh, and there was a waterslide:

    Almost as fun as the birthday party in March with a bouncy house:

    She might not be able to afford food, but she sure can afford to go to amusement parks:

    And as ghettofabulous as courthouse selfies are, it’s never a cheap trip, nor one that you should be proud of:

    But she thinks it’s OK because she has a job and actually goes to work, unlike the rest of the rag tag patrol we feature on the regular. Newsflash – it doesn’t. If you weren’t buying they wouldn’t be selling. The taxpayers aren’t paying for this shit for you to profit off of. Only NFL franchise owners can do that. Contrary to popular belief you’re supposed to work and pay for your own shit. You don’t get a cookie for that. Many of us do it without begging for stamps on Facebook. And she’s not exactly poor either. Kellie actually has a real job with real benefits. She doesn’t need to do this. She’s choosing to because it’s easier than actually being a responsible adult.

    I remember going to elementary school and telling Grandma Turtleboy how unfair it was that the kids who got free lunch all had Jordan’s and Starter jackets and everything I owned was Shaw’s brand. Turns out it was because Grandma Turtleboy was responsible and was capable of feeling something the other kid’s mothers didn’t – shame.

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    1. Approved by The Elect the Executioner Committee


      Vote for the Executioner.
      He will eliminate entitlements like EBT by not providing cash benefits but instead force those needing food supplements to wait in line for government issued cans and bags of food staples. A can of beans, some flour, some sugar, some milk, some rice, etc. All packaged and ready to go with next week’s expiration date. Until we get these lazy ass liberals straightened out with some actual CONSEQUENCES for being lazy and constantly knocked up, things will never change for these moochers because they are so out of touch with what their grandparents did that made this country once great before its slide into the shittah. Go Trump…MAGA.

      1. The internet is forever Kellie Anne


        If I could like this a million times I would. Back in the day, welfare was handled at the local level. If you were on welfare and pulling some shit, your neighbors would drop a dime. You drive past the projects in any town Massachusetts and you see high-end cars. If you can afford that shit, you don’t need public housing. I think tenement style would be more appropriate, if not barracks. You want privacy, get a damn job. There should be no thousand dollar balances on EBT cards, or illegals getting health care, housing, or food that the average citizen needs to pay for. Oh, you worked your whole life and now you are too sick to work anymore? Guess you’re going to lose your house and all your assets before we can help, sorry. You can blame this mentality in part for the opioid crisis- zero responsibility or accountability. The Democrats continue to use hand outs to buy voters, and the Republicans often lose because how do you compete with free shit?!? Thank God there are enough honest people with pride left in this country that Trump was able to win. This fucking state is a disaster.

        1. Warren Peace


          I know I have seen that two. My father in law served and worked his whole life and always tried to do the right thing. My mother law got sick and they state would do nothing to help. it wasn’t until he nearly lost everything until they helped. Meanwhile some illegal alien comes into the state and they cant give them shit fast enough…

        2. Rich


          This would have been MY post. You beat me to it. It is sickening what is happening.

    2. Bologna Baton


      She has the face of a wicked fat chic that was like 500 lbs their entire life and then lost all the weight. You all know what I’m talking about, Those people looked fucked up and we all know it.

      1. ;)


        Gastric bypass surgery most likely

    3. Lisa


      Ugh, I can’t stand grown ass women who think morphing themselves into furry woodland creatures or dogs is sexy or cute! This bitch also annoys me because she’s one of those types who has to show off her Christmas loot and basically any new purchase.

      Yet she’s trying to buy food stamps. That’s ratchet!

      1. ;)


        I agree. I call them better than’s. Because everything they have say or do has to be better than anyone else. It’s great to have nice things, but there is no reason to show off everything you get or have. I do however think it’s funny that she said if turtle boy finds out about this, it’s because of someone on my friends list. Hmmm? Which one could it have been??

        1. chrissy


          someone fed up with her heavy better-than’ing

    4. Warren Peace


      You know what? This kind of stuff makes me think everyone should try to get food stamps. Make the system go bankrupt. Maybe after that we can start over with something better, or just leave it in the dumpster.

    5. suckittrebek


      Too many parasites in this country there needs to be a purge. ya got their name, number and where they sit at home doing drugs all day lets doooooooooooooooo this.

    6. whatevuh


      I would do her . . . if she asked nicely

    7. Nope


      I think I know this bitch. Is she originally from Salisbury?

      1. Nope


        Older brother named Robert?

    8. Dr. Proctor


      Yesterday I saw a couple of Lawrence turds at the NH liquor store. They were paying cash for a case of patron booze. Later they left and were loading the booze into a Mercedes SUV. You see, it’s easy to have nice things when you don’t have to pay for silly things like rent, heat, food, healthcare and taxis.

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