Lynn Coffeehouse Owner Fires Daughter After She Got Turtleboyed For Calling Cops Slave Catchers And Not Letting Them Drink Coffee There
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Yesterday we blogged about a Lynn coffee shop called The White Rose Coffeehouse whose manager took to Facebook to announce that they would not be participating in the “coffee with a cop” initiative underway in many communities, because cops are all killers and slave catchers who we should not “humanize,” and said she’d rather welcome ex-cons than police officers:
Which was a WICKED smart thing to do while representing a business your mother owns.
Well, today the Turtleboy reaction was quite the site to see. Turns out people are kind of sick and tired of SJWs like this who think they can get away with being complete assholes because they’re “anti-Nazi.” As if we’re all not anti-Nazi.
The White Rose Coffeehouse’s Facebook page has turned into one of the greatest dumpster fires we’ve ever seen. They had a 5 star rating 48 hours ago. HAD being the key word:
Did we do that? Nah, their own employee did that. We just exposed them like we always do to choad munchers like this. It’s just remarkable when you think about it. No one asked her what she thought about coffee with a cop. She was not commenting on an already existing thread. No one had suggested they host coffee with a cop. This was just a preemptive move in case somewhere down the line the police asked to have coffee with a cop there.
She literally woke up yesterday and said to herself, “today is the day I’m gonna burn my mother’s business to the ground.” And how am I going to do that? Simple – go to my Facebook page to insult one of the most respected professions in society, a group of people who drink coffee on a daily basis, paint them all with a broad brush, and then double down every time someone tells me this is a bad idea. Because I’m a spoiled millenial idiot who never had to work for shit because I knew I could always fall back on my Mom’s business. And everyone clearly wants to hear about my crazy thoughts on everything.
Oh, and her daughter isn’t sorry at all. She just posted this today:
She’s proud of what she said. She’s not gonna stop. And she’s found a way to victimize herself like people always do when they get publicly shamed.
Mom initially said she was standing by her daughter, because she was just a “young person acting out of emotion”:
But after the blowback she changed her mind:
First of all, I call bullshit. Her daughter isn’t fired. She’s just on paid leave until this whole thing dies out. Then she’ll be back.
Secondly, she’s only doing this because of the outrage machine. She had the ability to IMMEDIATELY condemn what her daughter said in very clear terms. She elected not to. The damage is done. I suggest reading this book instead:
I feel like we should have a permanent Amazon link to this book on our site and Jon Ronson could send us royalties. We’d both be rich.
Thirdly, the daughter isn’t the one who changed the Pilgrim sandwich because the Pilgrims are now offensive. The daughter isn’t the one who put the virtue signaling “no white nationalists” sign on the door. (If you have a “no Nazis” sign on your door or a “hate has no place here” sign in your yard, I automatically assume that you’re a terrible person. As if the rest of us who don’t have those things are all Nazis consumed with hatred.) The daughter isn’t the one who changed Columbus Day to Indigenous People’s Day on Facebook. Mom did all of those things. And she used her business page to express political opinions.
The point of business is to make money. Nothing else. Mom set the tone that this was a social justice group that sold coffee on the side. You can’t blame the daughter when she sees this happening and starts spouting off the bullshit she learned in Gender Studies class at Salem State. Mom has to own this one, not blame the daughter. A business owner should NEVER express political opinions because no matter what your opinion is, it’s gonna be bad for business because you’re gonna offend a sizable amount of your customer base. Just look at the NFL right now for more on that.
Oh, and this is par for the course for the daughter too. On the day after Hillary Clinton was denied her birthright of becoming President, Sophie burned an American flag and put it on Facebook:
Yet Mom still employed her as a manager.
In fairness though, I accept this “apology,” even though it never contains the words “I’m sorry.” Mom tried to make this right by allegedly firing her daughter. But the first thing I would’ve done is IMMEDIATELY set up a “coffee with a cop” date. The Lynn PD is not a Facebook mob. They are professional, and they will continue to protect and serve this business, because police are just virtuous like that. If you invited them in to make this right you can bet that the Lynn PD would graciously accept the invitation.
Her kid completely fucked her over. Some might assume that Mom brainwashed her kids with these beliefs, but I don’t. I just think Mom is a 100% left winger, which is completely fine, but still is smart enough to realize that business comes first. However, the daughter knows nothing about running a business and probably got her liberal roots from Mom, but she was radicalized by Occupy Democrats, Lena Dunham, Shaun King, and Bridgewater State English professors. Think about what’s going on on college campuses all across the country. Her views are pretty par for the course. College campuses have become indoctrination centers for easily manipulated morons like this.
Part of me does feel bad for Mom because her business is fucked. Although I’m sure most of their customers before this are far left wingers, and now they’ll support them even harder. So at the end of the day they’ll be OK. But I think this showed that the majority of Americans have had enough. We’re not putting up with this shit anymore. We’re not gonna have our privilege checked by 20 something millenials. We put up with you for a while, but those days are over. Now we burn shit. Don’t like it? Don’t do shit like this. And if you have a family member or an employee that does something like this frequently, put them on a leash or disassociate yourself with them, or else you’re probably gonna end up on Turtleboy one day too. Just sayin.
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