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Lynn Coffeehouse Owner Fires Daughter After She Got Turtleboyed For Calling Cops Slave Catchers And Not Letting Them Drink Coffee There

Lynn Coffeehouse Owner Fires Daughter After She Got Turtleboyed For Calling Cops Slave Catchers And Not Letting Them Drink Coffee There

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Yesterday we blogged about a Lynn coffee shop called The White Rose Coffeehouse whose manager took to Facebook to announce that they would not be participating in the “coffee with a cop” initiative underway in many communities, because cops are all killers and slave catchers who we should not “humanize,” and said she’d rather welcome ex-cons than police officers:

Which was a WICKED smart thing to do while representing a business your mother owns.

Well, today the Turtleboy reaction was quite the site to see. Turns out people are kind of sick and tired of SJWs like this who think they can get away with being complete assholes because they’re “anti-Nazi.” As if we’re all not anti-Nazi.

The White Rose Coffeehouse’s Facebook page has turned into one of the greatest dumpster fires we’ve ever seen. They had a 5 star rating 48 hours ago. HAD being the key word:


Did we do that? Nah, their own employee did that. We just exposed them like we always do to choad munchers like this. It’s just remarkable when you think about it. No one asked her what she thought about coffee with a cop. She was not commenting on an already existing thread. No one had suggested they host coffee with a cop. This was just a preemptive move in case somewhere down the line the police asked to have coffee with a cop there.

She literally woke up yesterday and said to herself, “today is the day I’m gonna burn my mother’s business to the ground.” And how am I going to do that? Simple – go to my Facebook page to insult one of the most respected professions in society, a group of people who drink coffee on a daily basis, paint them all with a broad brush, and then double down every time someone tells me this is a bad idea. Because I’m a spoiled millenial idiot who never had to work for shit because I knew I could always fall back on my Mom’s business. And everyone clearly wants to hear about my crazy thoughts on everything.

Oh, and her daughter isn’t sorry at all. She just posted this today:

She’s proud of what she said. She’s not gonna stop. And she’s found a way to victimize herself like people always do when they get publicly shamed.

Mom initially said she was standing by her daughter, because she was just a “young person acting out of emotion”:

But after the blowback she changed her mind:

First of all, I call bullshit. Her daughter isn’t fired. She’s just on paid leave until this whole thing dies out. Then she’ll be back.

Secondly, she’s only doing this because of the outrage machine. She had the ability to IMMEDIATELY condemn what her daughter said in very clear terms. She elected not to. The damage is done. I suggest reading this book instead:

I feel like we should have a permanent Amazon link to this book on our site and Jon Ronson could send us royalties. We’d both be rich.

Thirdly, the daughter isn’t the one who changed the Pilgrim sandwich because the Pilgrims are now offensive. The daughter isn’t the one who put the virtue signaling “no white nationalists” sign on the door. (If you have a “no Nazis” sign on your door or a “hate has no place here” sign in your yard, I automatically assume that you’re a terrible person. As if the rest of us who don’t have those things are all Nazis consumed with hatred.) The daughter isn’t the one who changed Columbus Day to Indigenous People’s Day on Facebook. Mom did all of those things. And she used her business page to express political opinions.

The point of business is to make money. Nothing else. Mom set the tone that this was a social justice group that sold coffee on the side. You can’t blame the daughter when she sees this happening and starts spouting off the bullshit she learned in Gender Studies class at Salem State. Mom has to own this one, not blame the daughter. A business owner should NEVER express political opinions because no matter what your opinion is, it’s gonna be bad for business because you’re gonna offend a sizable amount of your customer base. Just look at the NFL right now for more on that.

Oh, and this is par for the course for the daughter too. On the day after Hillary Clinton was denied her birthright of becoming President, Sophie burned an American flag and put it on Facebook:

Yet Mom still employed her as a manager.

In fairness though, I accept this “apology,” even though it never contains the words “I’m sorry.” Mom tried to make this right by allegedly firing her daughter. But the first thing I would’ve done is IMMEDIATELY set up a “coffee with a cop” date. The Lynn PD is not a Facebook mob. They are professional, and they will continue to protect and serve this business, because police are just virtuous like that. If you invited them in to make this right you can bet that the Lynn PD would graciously accept the invitation.

Her kid completely fucked her over. Some might assume that Mom brainwashed her kids with these beliefs, but I don’t. I just think Mom is a 100% left winger, which is completely fine, but still is smart enough to realize that business comes first. However, the daughter knows nothing about running a business and probably got her liberal roots from Mom, but she was radicalized by Occupy Democrats, Lena Dunham, Shaun King, and Bridgewater State English professors. Think about what’s going on on college campuses all across the country. Her views are pretty par for the course. College campuses have become indoctrination centers for easily manipulated morons like this.

Part of me does feel bad for Mom because her business is fucked. Although I’m sure most of their customers before this are far left wingers, and now they’ll support them even harder. So at the end of the day they’ll be OK. But I think this showed that the majority of Americans have had enough. We’re not putting up with this shit anymore. We’re not gonna have our privilege checked by 20 something millenials. We put up with you for a while, but those days are over. Now we burn shit. Don’t like it? Don’t do shit like this. And if you have a family member or an employee that does something like this frequently, put them on a leash or disassociate yourself with them, or else you’re probably gonna end up on Turtleboy one day too. Just sayin.

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33 Comment(s)
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  • iSAY
    October 18, 2017 at 2:48 pm

    WELP, freedom of speech is no longer free. I stand with her and think turtleboy is a fool for posting this. Its sad to see a coward/cowards come on here everyday and make the commentary on others situation causing people to loose work when the person behind this site can never be held accountable for the things they say because they’re “anonymous” lol its comical and i’m guessing the “turtle riders” are not too far from cowards themselves, just look in the comments. LMAOO what the hell is a “Turtlerider” anyways!? just STOP! LOL

  • Ethyl
    October 16, 2017 at 8:39 am

    just the fact that Sophie CK had to go on facebook and publicly state that she would never be a part of ‘coffee with a cop’ (without ever being asked to participate ) is childish and the result of an over blown ego.

    and don’t even get me started on burning the flag. she is attention-deprived i guess.

    maybe she can take the time to get to the gym now that she is unemployed. she’s going to need a guy with money now to support her and guys with money don’t like the flabby girls.

  • 2wEntEe
    October 16, 2017 at 7:54 am

    -Some people are bad people
    -Some people are cops
    -Therefore, some cops are bad people.

    Pound for pound the ratio is rather low. It’s like ranting that every blonde girl whose mother owns a coffee shop is just a crybaby that flicks her bean to insulting the police on Facebook.

  • chrissy
    October 15, 2017 at 10:10 pm

    their fb page has been deleted 😀

    October 15, 2017 at 9:12 pm

    That ain’t no chick. That’s a dude.

  • BlackandWhite
    October 15, 2017 at 8:58 pm

    I very much doubt she was fired. What a joke.

  • tonguepunchmyfartbox
    October 15, 2017 at 6:08 pm

    facebook is so gay i feel gayer that ever living in gayland massofchewedshits and reading these gay facebook blogs.

  • They call me Ponch
    October 15, 2017 at 3:34 pm

    Remember pre-Facebook when dummies kept their mouths shut and we were all spared the continuous diarrhea of the moronic?

  • pro trump
    October 15, 2017 at 1:52 pm

    not enough – cops need to execute her

  • Emmaline Greensward
    October 15, 2017 at 11:44 am

    By now, you’d think business owners and employees would be smart enough to avoid the public firestorm by NOT posting egotistical political statements online. I agree the owner is just as liberal and PC as her braindead daughter. This time, they simply took it too far.

  • EPOCA Fan boy
    October 15, 2017 at 11:16 am

    How cool would it be if coffee shops only hired axe murderers and child molesters out on early parole! Say no to CORI’s!!!

    • 2wEntEe
      October 16, 2017 at 7:45 am

      I don’t think there’s been enough axe murderers in history to staff a business lol

  • Yup
    October 15, 2017 at 10:45 am

    Turtleriders went full triggered snowflake

  • mitch
    October 15, 2017 at 10:34 am

    sophie doesn’t care much for mindless order or law but rather “tangible compassion and activism”. i have two words for you sophie: JACK ABBOTT. you fuckin dolt.

  • mitch
    October 15, 2017 at 9:48 am

    “NO NAZIS” or “HATE HAS NO PLACE HERE” are Sophie and her mother’s flag. they don’t represent me or millions of everyday Americans. those flags represent a self hatred and intolerance to anyone who disagrees with their leftist ideology. over 100 MILLION people were killed during the twentieth century due to marxist thought. did they teach you that at Salem state? I’m Salem state alumni. the crucible was required reading there but apparently that is no longer the case if this is what is being churned out now. when the question of man’s inhumanity to man is raised, look no further than these two who would gladly push you into a gas chamber or put a bullet into your head in the name of no hate.

  • Coffee tip
    October 15, 2017 at 9:02 am

    When I get a coffee there’s only two things I want to hear “Thank you” and “Have a nice day!”.

    • proud klansman
      October 15, 2017 at 1:56 pm

      i’d settle for “white power” too.

  • Brian
    October 15, 2017 at 8:26 am

    Who is the dude in the picture?

  • EPOCA Fan boy
    October 15, 2017 at 8:17 am

    Do you know what distinguishes Sophie and the girl at a Dunkin Donuts drive thru? The girl at Dunkins in bilingual and smarter.

  • EPOCA Fan boy
    October 15, 2017 at 7:42 am

    I’m a big fan of Coffee with a Con. You buy the ex con a cup of coffee and then they stab you and rob you….good times.

    • 2wEntEe
      October 16, 2017 at 8:54 pm

      You sound like Sophie.
      Alot of ex cons have turned their life around.
      The problem isn’t the category, it is certain individual’s in that category that give the category a bad rap.
      Dirty cops
      Repeat offenders
      Crazy Muslims
      Shiesty politicians

  • Stunt Penis
    October 15, 2017 at 7:29 am

    I’ve never been to Lynn, and I would never go to Lynn, I mean, why would I want to drive through a crime/drug-infested shithole with more panhandlers than zombies in the Walking Dead? But, if for some reason the GPS on my android malfunctions one day and I happen to accidentally find myself there one day, I definitely know where *not* to stop for a kawfee.

    Some TurtleRiders in the area should swing by this week at random points in time to see if the daughter is actually “fired”, or if (more likely) the post was all bullshit.

  • Jack
    October 15, 2017 at 2:18 am

    Well said. Bravo

  • chrissy
    October 15, 2017 at 2:09 am

    “If you have a “no Nazis” sign on your door or a “hate has no place here” sign in your yard, I automatically assume that you’re a terrible person. As if the rest of us who don’t have those things are all Nazis consumed with hatred.”

    lol love this

    and cheers to turtle for taking a passionate stand and effecting change yet again

    October 15, 2017 at 12:43 am

    I love Turtlboy but hypocrisy rears its head in this post . You love how Turtle Riders changed the business raring from 5 star to 1 star yet when TurtleBoy writes an article someone doesn’t like and there friends go after your advertisers ratings like poor Pepe’s it’s the end of the world. I’m playing Devils Advocate here but you guys have to see that you can’t have it both ways

    • ElJefe72
      October 15, 2017 at 9:20 am

      The difference is that this person was posting publicly anti-cop (among other things) messages on social media, purposefully putting her and the business out there with political opinions.

      As far as I know, none of the businesses that advertise on TBS have been posting stupid things about who they will or will not serve, opinions about certain groups or professions, etc (though I don’t have any social media accounts so I can’t say for sure that they haven’t).

  • Murph and the Murphtones
    October 15, 2017 at 12:23 am

    I’m one of you guys, but I don’t want to see workers lose their jobs and I definitely don’t want to see businesses close because of someone’s stupidity.

    Hopefully, this can be a learning experience for all involved.

    • chrissy
      October 15, 2017 at 1:59 am

      i hear that, but this “employee” was a raging arrogant brat burning her ma’s business to the ground spouting off virtue signals

    • Brian
      October 15, 2017 at 7:59 am

      This is not a one off. This is what this business is built around. I hope they not only fail but burn through credit and life savings and credit in dong so.

    • pro trump
      October 15, 2017 at 1:55 pm

      i want to see her unemployed brains sprayed all over the coffee shop wall by our white heroes in blue

  • Lynn Sin
    October 15, 2017 at 12:23 am

    That’s some serious LSC these folks have!
    LSC= ‘Liberal Street Cred(ability)’
    -Things that give a white liberal status among other white liberals. At the lower end of the spectrum, these can be simple characteristics such as having a black friend, driving a Prius or Subaru Forester with Elizabeth Warren stickers on it, an NPR travel mug, or having a gluten intolerance. More admired attributes might be a seat on the board of the local organic food co-op, an arrest record for sitting down in the middle of an intersection while people are trying to drive to work, or going on a hunger strike to protest the construction of a boat ramp.

  • Sterling Turtle Rider
    October 15, 2017 at 12:15 am

    Normally, we have to wait a little longer for karma like this to kick in. Always nice to see it coming around the bend quickly!

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