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M.C. Pajama And No Tits McGee Engage In Battle To Determine Who Is Queen Ratchet Of Providence This Week While Gainfully Employed Chudstuffers Referee And Cheer Them On

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Spring has not officially sprung in Providence until two velociratchets engage in gland to gland combat somewhere in the vicinity of Broad Street…..

I for one am shocked that it’s the middle of the day and no one is working. They all must work the night shift. No word as to which dirty dick they were fighting for, or who stole whose food stamps. All we know is one of these grundle smears is already well known in the streets of Providence….

I’m sure this was a one time thing for Benita. She’s definitely never done anything like this before. Definitely.

And how many refs do you need for a ratchet rowdydown? Ya got Run EBT with courtside seats, just soaking in the action…..

The big tub of ecto cooler recording in the background

The guy who stands under the bridge all day telling stories about how he avoided paying child support for so many years

He was right there when MC Pajama gave the No Tits McGee a hepatitis shower…

Finally the old timers showed up to announce who would be crowned South Side Pole Polisher Of The Day

Goes without saying it was No Tits McGee

She was in control the entire fight.

Safe to say her opponent will think twice before wearing out her formal pajamas the next time she’s got street beef curtains.

Just look at that form….

Hoodrat legend. She will retain the belt for at least 3-4 days before a rival skankasaurus rolls in from West Warwick and she has to do it all over again.

Anyway, this took place like a few blocks from downtown Providence. I love how people who aren’t from here think Providence is this great city because it looks nice when you’re driving by the mall on the highway. Nah, this is the REAL Providence. New England’s most underrated shithole.

19 Comment(s)
  • Ray Patriarca
    May 25, 2018 at 8:48 am

    Fucking savages ! This is what has occurred in every major city in the country where a one-party has been in control. This, ladies and gentlemen, is what happens when Democrats have run the show for decades. Chicago, Baltimore, Detroit…shall I continue? In RI, you can barely find a Republican. The result? Providence, Central Falls, Pawtucket, Woonsocket, et.al. The Dems have done a fine job running RI into near bankruptcy, while catering to these savages. Time was, there was a little respect on the streets of Providence. This shit wouldn’t be tolerated. Miss me, yet ?

  • bigdaddy
    May 24, 2018 at 9:08 am

    New this fall on NBC ” Dancing with the ratchets “

  • whatevuh
    May 24, 2018 at 6:56 am

    savages . . . . and they wonder why white people hate them?

  • U DA RACIST
    May 24, 2018 at 5:22 am

    Si Se Puede. ya ya ya ya ya ya

  • Chip Striker
    May 23, 2018 at 11:38 pm

    Just another chimp fight at the Providence Zoo.

    Fucking apes have turned these cities into third world countries.

  • Deer Hunter
    May 23, 2018 at 10:59 pm

    Would. Definitely would.

  • TJB
    May 23, 2018 at 9:50 pm

    They better hurry up and finish; lunch break is almost over, then its back to work until 5:00.

  • CHIMP OUT
    May 23, 2018 at 8:14 pm

    Welcome to BANANA REPUBLIC USA. This shit is everywhere, useless worthless people going wild, entire cities filled with them. Democrats and liberals have only one question, how do we give them more free housing, spending money, school breakfast and lunch, on you’re dime.

    How do we overcome WHTIE PRIVILEGE, because that’s the only difference between these adult women fist fighting in the street and a suburban white family.

    ANSWER: There is nothing you can do bring these animals on par with White/Asian culture and success.

    These porch-monkey cave people are 500,000 years or more behind Whites and Asians in evolution, more likely a dead-ended branch of evolution that would have disappeared with white intervention. It would be easier to teach a monkey how to program a computer than make these Ape People perform like whites/asians. They’re cannibals and headhunters at heart the only thing that makes sense to them is breeding, drugging/drinking, violence and stealing.

  • K
    May 23, 2018 at 5:48 pm

    Why do all crackheads hang out in front of empire loan? No matter what city I drivr threw there are always a flood of zombies in front of it.

  • Wabbitt
    May 23, 2018 at 3:26 pm

    Ecto Cooler? Careful with that reference – it’s an antique.

    • Local real local
      May 23, 2018 at 4:05 pm

      The cars keep driving by and do not stop. I can’t believe this Was in broad daylight. Shame on the on-lookers, the drivers who didn’t stop and the owners of the most ghetto pawn shop in New England. Society is broken.

  • Deficit Reduction Plan
    May 23, 2018 at 2:40 pm

    Drop one small bomb on that block and by my calculations:

    17 ratchets standing there * $60,000 in EBT/Welfare/Section 8/Health per year * 40 years=================

    $40,800,000-$1,000,000(cost of small bomb) and it appears we could save the taxpayer over 39 million dollars

    • Kevin
      May 23, 2018 at 3:03 pm

      Finally, someone that can figure out a way to balance the budget!

  • Kevin Lynch
    May 23, 2018 at 1:55 pm

    Was that an Erin go braless moment?

  • Let me up, I've had enough
    May 23, 2018 at 12:57 pm

    I like the fans with front row seats. The guy in the Syracuse jersey. That could possibly be THE real Sherman Douglas.

  • Buddy Cianci
    May 23, 2018 at 12:31 pm

    We didn’t have these ratchet fights in public when I was in charge

  • bigdaddy
    May 23, 2018 at 12:30 pm

    The finishing touch is the picture in front of the pawn shop

  • Stunt Penis
    May 23, 2018 at 12:06 pm

    Driving through Providence is like driving thru Beirut… without the mortar rounds.

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