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Spring has not officially sprung in Providence until two velociratchets engage in gland to gland combat somewhere in the vicinity of Broad Street…..
I for one am shocked that it’s the middle of the day and no one is working. They all must work the night shift. No word as to which dirty dick they were fighting for, or who stole whose food stamps. All we know is one of these grundle smears is already well known in the streets of Providence….
I’m sure this was a one time thing for Benita. She’s definitely never done anything like this before. Definitely.
And how many refs do you need for a ratchet rowdydown? Ya got Run EBT with courtside seats, just soaking in the action…..
The big tub of ecto cooler recording in the background
The guy who stands under the bridge all day telling stories about how he avoided paying child support for so many years
He was right there when MC Pajama gave the No Tits McGee a hepatitis shower…
Finally the old timers showed up to announce who would be crowned South Side Pole Polisher Of The Day
Goes without saying it was No Tits McGee
She was in control the entire fight.
Safe to say her opponent will think twice before wearing out her formal pajamas the next time she’s got street beef curtains.
Just look at that form….
Hoodrat legend. She will retain the belt for at least 3-4 days before a rival skankasaurus rolls in from West Warwick and she has to do it all over again.
Anyway, this took place like a few blocks from downtown Providence. I love how people who aren’t from here think Providence is this great city because it looks nice when you’re driving by the mall on the highway. Nah, this is the REAL Providence. New England’s most underrated shithole.
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Fucking savages ! This is what has occurred in every major city in the country where a one-party has been in control. This, ladies and gentlemen, is what happens when Democrats have run the show for decades. Chicago, Baltimore, Detroit…shall I continue? In RI, you can barely find a Republican. The result? Providence, Central Falls, Pawtucket, Woonsocket, et.al. The Dems have done a fine job running RI into near bankruptcy, while catering to these savages. Time was, there was a little respect on the streets of Providence. This shit wouldn’t be tolerated. Miss me, yet ?
New this fall on NBC ” Dancing with the ratchets “
savages . . . . and they wonder why white people hate them?
Si Se Puede. ya ya ya ya ya ya
Just another chimp fight at the Providence Zoo.
Fucking apes have turned these cities into third world countries.
Would. Definitely would.
They better hurry up and finish; lunch break is almost over, then its back to work until 5:00.
Welcome to BANANA REPUBLIC USA. This shit is everywhere, useless worthless people going wild, entire cities filled with them. Democrats and liberals have only one question, how do we give them more free housing, spending money, school breakfast and lunch, on you’re dime.
How do we overcome WHTIE PRIVILEGE, because that’s the only difference between these adult women fist fighting in the street and a suburban white family.
ANSWER: There is nothing you can do bring these animals on par with White/Asian culture and success.
These porch-monkey cave people are 500,000 years or more behind Whites and Asians in evolution, more likely a dead-ended branch of evolution that would have disappeared with white intervention. It would be easier to teach a monkey how to program a computer than make these Ape People perform like whites/asians. They’re cannibals and headhunters at heart the only thing that makes sense to them is breeding, drugging/drinking, violence and stealing.
Why do all crackheads hang out in front of empire loan? No matter what city I drivr threw there are always a flood of zombies in front of it.
Ecto Cooler? Careful with that reference – it’s an antique.
The cars keep driving by and do not stop. I can’t believe this Was in broad daylight. Shame on the on-lookers, the drivers who didn’t stop and the owners of the most ghetto pawn shop in New England. Society is broken.
Drop one small bomb on that block and by my calculations:
17 ratchets standing there * $60,000 in EBT/Welfare/Section 8/Health per year * 40 years=================
$40,800,000-$1,000,000(cost of small bomb) and it appears we could save the taxpayer over 39 million dollars
Finally, someone that can figure out a way to balance the budget!
Was that an Erin go braless moment?
I like the fans with front row seats. The guy in the Syracuse jersey. That could possibly be THE real Sherman Douglas.
We didn’t have these ratchet fights in public when I was in charge
The finishing touch is the picture in front of the pawn shop
Driving through Providence is like driving thru Beirut… without the mortar rounds.
Sometimes.