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Final update on the fake lezzy hate crime hoax out of Malden – Kelly Gonyer has deactivated her Facebook page.

This happened less than 24 hours after we revealed from eyewitness accounts that Muff Daddy started the whole thing by throwing a shot glass at a dude’s head, she threw the first punch, and then Muff Buffer, who admitted to the police that she is NOT Muff Daddy’s girlfriend, was punched in the face during the scuffle. And that’s how she got a black eye. Not because she’s into scissoring.

God it’s fun working for Turtleboy.