Malden Muff Buffer Took Down Her Fake Hate Crime Facebook Post And Then Her Entire Page Now That We Exposed That The Whole Thing Was A Lie

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Final update on the fake lezzy hate crime hoax out of Malden – Kelly Gonyer has deactivated her Facebook page.

This happened less than 24 hours after we revealed from eyewitness accounts that Muff Daddy started the whole thing by throwing a shot glass at a dude’s head, she threw the first punch, and then Muff Buffer, who admitted to the police that she is NOT Muff Daddy’s girlfriend, was punched in the face during the scuffle. And that’s how she got a black eye. Not because she’s into scissoring.

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2 Comment(s)
  • vicxh
    June 14, 2018 at 10:23 am

    I kind of like the chick with the half closed eye better. In fact if she closed her eyes while I squirt all over her face but keeps her mouth open, that’s perfect ….

  • TJB
    June 13, 2018 at 8:04 pm

    With a wig, glasses and some clothing she/he could be a stunt double for kim jun ong.

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