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Mambo Drinks Received No Punishment In 2014 After Being Caught Serving Booze After Hours While The Owner Was Piss Drunk

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Ever since a 100 person brawl ensued on Water Street last week, and a whole bunch of people got stabbed and a some cops were assaulted, the Mambo Drinks lounge has been the hot topic in the Canal District. This area once was considered the hot spot for people who still like to go out on Friday and Saturday nights, but it’s kind of hard to do that when a bunch of gang bangers from Mambo Drinks are stabbing each other. Just sayin.

Anyway, the City Manager and Police Chief won’t allow other business owners in that district to point fingers, because the owners of Mambo Drinks are Latino. And pointing fingers at them would be racist.

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LOL. “Definition of character.” According to Internet the definition is “the mental and moral qualities distinctive to an individual,” or “a person in a novel, play, or movie.”

Anyway, since political correctness makes it impossible for people to point out the actual causes of problems in society, Mambo Drinks cannot be blamed for any problems on Water Street. Last week at a meeting of Canal District business owners, those who tried to voice their concerns about Mambo Drinks hurting their businesses by attracting the crowd they do, were shot down. Because criticizing Mambo Drinks is racist.


Since then Mambo Drinks continues to advertise for more of their Thursday and Sunday night parties:

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Hey ladies, did you hear that? If you can get five hot babes in cocktail dresses together on a Sunday night, you can win a free hookah from Mambo Drinks!!!

The fact of the matter is that Mambo Drinks has been a problem ever since it opened up. Here’s a police report from 2014, which illustrates the type of shenanigans Mambo Drinks can get away with simply because our officials are too afraid to discipline them for fear of being called racist:

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So the club owner, Henry Luna, was clearly wasted. There was close to 50 people inside drinking AFTER the time in which Mambo Drinks is licensed to serve alcoholic beverages. Any normal bar owner would have had their liquor license suspended. Not Mambo Drinks though. We can’t point fingers at them. Even though they were clearly guilty as sin, the three person board of Karen Shea, Walter Shea, and Anthony Salvidio decided to give them a warning:

13940058_102525626863918_648085237_o They got a simple warning. Yet after several high profile fights that have happened outside of their club, they have not lost their liquor license for even a day. How many warnings do they get before they get a spanking? This of course is strange because in 2014 Chairperson Karen Shea bragged about suspending the licenses of offenders who have served alcohol passed closing hours:

“We had to suspend their license for a couple of days, and when it happened again, we had to suspend their license for a week.”

So if you get caught once – you get suspended for a couple days. If you get caught more than once it’s a week. But if you’re Mambo Drinks you get unlimited mulligans. Makes sense.

Here’s another question for Karen Shea and the license commission – why haven’t they addressed the indisputable fact that Mambo’s Promotions Manager is a 20 year old who frequently gets drunk inside the club? Don’t take our word for itJonathan Pena’s pictures and ID are all over his Facebook page:

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Oh that’s right, we can’t point fingers at Mambo Drinks. That would be racist. Silly Turtleboy.

Here’s the best part. Just two months ago the License Commission put forward an ordinance that would ban bars on Shrewsbury Street from being too loud past 9 PM on Sundays:

“Sounds generated by licensed establishments in the city may not be plainly audible at a distance of 150 feet or more beyond the property boundary at any time; and sounds at the licensed establishments cannot be plainly heard at a neighboring house at a distance of 50 feet beyond the property boundary at a distance of 50 feet or more after 9 p.m. Sunday through Thursday and after 10 p.m. Friday and Saturday.”


Bar owners on Shrewsbury Street were not happy about it. But since they’re just a bunch of whiny white people, they can go straight to hell.

Notice the License Commission itself lacks diversity. Two of the people even have the same last name. Walter Shea is the newest member of the board, and guess who appointed him?


Of course – Ed Augustus. Keep in mind, Ed Augustus authorized over $150,000 in taxpayer money to find and hire a “Chief Diversity Officer” because Worcester’s leadership is too white. Think about that. A guy who only hires white people spent taxpayer money to find someone who won’t hire so many white people. This man got a rating of “exceeds expectations” from every idiots on the City Council except for Mike Gaffney and Konnie Lukes. Worcester is run by idiots and we will continue to expose Mambo Drinks so that we can make the Canal District great again.


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30 Comment(s)
  • Something Wong
    August 11, 2016 at 6:14 am

    How has Turtleboy not hit on the fact that Henry Luna was arrested in December on a warrant for Murder out of Puerto Rico? Or that his listed address is Plumely village? How does the owner of a “successful bar” live in public housing?

    • Hey Mambo
      August 11, 2016 at 5:33 pm

      Bingo! That’s the answer to every question.

  • whatevuh
    Dick Hertz from Holden
    August 10, 2016 at 7:17 pm

    I have never met a PR I liked, male or female. They are fucking arrogant, think they are special for some unknown reason, they sure do love girls with big fat asses though ! The only people I know that would spend thousands of dollars trying to make a Honda Civic into a muscle car LOL Shut down that shithole . . .

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    August 10, 2016 at 5:47 pm

    WOW, one fist fight and now people are screaming to shut the club down? I’m sure the camel jockey who owns the 24hr. gas station down the street isn’t trying to shut the club down. Why in the fuck do you think every 24 store has a shelf dedicated to microwave burrittos? Worcesters Latinos are job creators. They are the money train for public defenders, court houses, Police, welfare offices, the list of social services needed to keep them happy goes on and on….free child care, EBT’s, free housing. Let’s be honest, if you just graduated from UMass Amherst for Liberal Arts these people are your bread and butter!

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      August 10, 2016 at 8:29 pm

      I won. Figured I would say it one last time. Victory tastes sweet like Apple pie in the fall.

      Hugs and Kisses

  • Cheech
    August 10, 2016 at 4:23 pm

    Get these beaners off our streets!

  • Steven Stover
    August 10, 2016 at 4:04 pm

    I give it before the end of the summer before a gang killing from that joint…. All my nieces won’t go to Water clubs now. Too scared. And if the young girls don’t go the guys won’t either. There goes all cool plans for a canal district.

    • Iron Head
      August 11, 2016 at 6:08 am

      They’ll drop the C from the Canal District and thats what it really is.

  • Always watching
    August 10, 2016 at 3:46 pm

    Nobody is invisible and cameras see everything.

    It won’t be long before the list is complete.

    • Claude Rains
      August 10, 2016 at 3:55 pm

      I’m Invisible…

  • Brian Northboro
    August 10, 2016 at 1:58 pm

    Well 7 Nana had it’s license to serve cut back to Midnight after 2 stabbings in 2 years…100 people rioting apparently isn’t as bad as 2 stabbings. Why not cut them off at midnight as well? It seems the worcester licensing commission.. Search “Nanas vs. 7 Nana: New hours for Shrewsbury Street restaurant after stabbings, neighbor complaints”

    So it should be a simple task to scale back hours to close at midnight which would also solve the problem of them having so much trouble getting patrons out the door by 2am.

    • Iron Head
      August 11, 2016 at 6:05 am

      Completely pull the entertainment license too. Turn on the TV or the radio. No more “acts” from da Bronx.

  • Ed Augustus
    August 10, 2016 at 1:23 pm

    I stand FIRMLY behind these Latino boys.

    • NAMBLA Dude
      August 10, 2016 at 3:54 pm

      Me too… How you doin’?

    • Turd Burglestein
      August 10, 2016 at 6:26 pm

      More like those latino bois are firmly standing behind you…with their pants on the ground.

  • August 10, 2016 at 11:38 am

    To be honest, it’s not all Latinos. Just mainly the Puerto Ricans. They have ruined everything nice in this city..they raise asshole kids who ruin our schools from day care, up. 5th generation public housing people. They have no culture other than sucking off good hard working people’s tit.. born and raised welfare scum

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      August 10, 2016 at 12:06 pm

      Someone with your point of view could never raise a good child anyway. You just pass on that hate in your heart to your innocent child (ren) and they become just like you, close minded and unintelligent.

      I know a lot of successful minorities so if you live around the shitty type, what does that say about your success and or ability to move on to a better life in a better area? Losers come in all colors, shapes, and sizes.

      Lol…. You are clueless.

      • Jay
        August 10, 2016 at 1:25 pm

        Nah, his complaint is valid. Holyoke used to be a wonderful town too until a certain group of people rolled in.

        • FiestyLawyerLady
          August 10, 2016 at 2:00 pm

          Hood rats and thugs moved in, that’s what happened. Who can we blame in the white areas that have turned into shit? You can start by blaming poor people who are trashy with a ghetto/white trash mentality.

          White towns that barely have minorities look and feel just like the towns ruined by trashy minorities. I’m not arguing the point that these towns turn into shit because of thugs. I’m arguing against his notion that all Puerto Ricans are the problem lol. Most people can’t even tell the difference between Hispanics and Latinos. So, he’s probably just grouping every single one of them in the same basket.

          I usually don’t bother commenting when someone is clearly racist because there is no way I could change their mind.

          To each his own.

          • Jay
            August 10, 2016 at 9:16 pm

            “White towns that barely have minorities look and feel just like the towns ruined by trashy minorities.”
            Where the hell did you come up with this?

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            August 10, 2016 at 10:11 pm

            Well, I was trying not to be specific to not offend normal law abiding citizens but let me give you an example. Spencer. I mean, I can end it right there with a “nuff said” but… Come on Let’s be real…………………..the disgusting trashy drug addicted meth head side is filled with white people, not minorities. Will you blame Puerto Ricans for that? How do you explain that part of Spencer going to shit? Will you just say they are “trashy people?” like any normal person would say. Or, would you say something racist like “Fucking WHITE people on drugs ruining everything living off our system” the way you agreed with the Puerto Rican comment.

            Understand what I’m saying here? If you won’t group ALL white people into a “SHITTY” category because of the bad side of Spencer, why are you so willing to group ALL PUERTO RICANS into the same category? Doesn’t seem fair to me.


    • Kevins 9 Iron
      Frank lee
      August 10, 2016 at 12:18 pm

      to be honest you are an idiot. But just to be honest…

      • Iron Head
        August 11, 2016 at 6:02 am

        Can someone point out a GOOD side of Spensa? Thought so.

  • Joe Max
    August 10, 2016 at 11:28 am

    Double-standard of course. Would like to see if any other establishments are given a pass. When they break city and state laws ? Seems like the only thing they have for defense, is to play the famous and very old race card. Instead of acting responsible and proving to the city. They’re reputable and willing to prove they’re straight-up too !

  • Ralph
    August 10, 2016 at 11:11 am

    TB keeps spreading the stereotype that Mambo/Latinos are irresponsible and violent… Those MFs need an ass whooping… LOL

    • CF
      August 10, 2016 at 11:20 am

      Nah not the community, just the club. Pretty cut and dry here… Not sure where you are getting that they are calling out Latinos exclusively, but you believe what you want. It’s quite obvious this club should be shut down, or heavily fined.

      • Ralph
        August 10, 2016 at 11:26 am

        (FYI…. Requoting the tweet from above to point out the irony…) 😉

        • CF
          August 10, 2016 at 11:30 am

          Oh! Gotcha 🙂

    • Hey Mambo
      August 11, 2016 at 5:58 am

      Karon Shea ran a modeling agency, Walter Shea is an insurance salesman. What qualifications does either have to be on this important board? Sounds like Luna might be a straw owner, might want to find out who ALL the principles are with this establishment. Its all public record…

    • Wabbitt
      August 13, 2016 at 6:02 pm

      Says it’s a stereotype.

      Says they need an ass beating.


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