Man Claiming To Be Anti-Christ/Angel Of The Lord Goes All “Fuck The Police” On Worcester PD Facebook Page, Promises Fire For Those Who Doubt Him

Man Claiming To Be Anti-Christ/Angel Of The Lord Goes All “Fuck The Police” On Worcester PD Facebook Page, Promises Fire For Those Who Doubt Him

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Yesterday the Worcester Police made a simple post on Facebook about arresting some 14 year old junior shitbag on outstanding warrants and gun charges, because what 14 year old kid doesn’t have some outstanding warrants and gun charges?

All of a sudden out of nowhere in the comments this genius shared his thoughts on the matter:

Now, any time any police department posts something like this the “free my boi” and/or “fuck the police” mafia usually comes crawling out of the sewer to share their words of wisdom. But we can’t say we’ve seen anything quite like Marco Garcia before:

Crown of thorns on his head. Perfectly normal.

He guaranteed everyone that today would be our last day on earth, because he promised fire:

Unfortunately I do not have my Bible with me. Plus, I can just read the Bible online, so it seems kind of outdated to keep one lying around. Thus it appears Turtleboy will be cast to the fires of hell. Oh well, it was a good run while it lasted.

According to Marco, the police can not save him with their guns. Because up until this point they were under the assumption that they could save him from the fires of hell by shooting him. Quite the contrary, the only way to save him (since he is the last of the high priests) is to betray him by taking 30 pieces of silver from him and converting them into bullets:

Of course this is problematic because Marco only has 29 pieces of silver in his cargo shorts, so it looks like it will be straight to hell for him. Sad. Hopefully Satan will allow him bring his 10 commandments and iPhone there so he can broadcast on Facebook Live.

He is apparently upset that he was recently arrested in front of the Worcester Courthouse:

So he did a Facebook Live show to discuss this miscarriage of justice:

I have no idea what any of that means, but it sounds important. VERY important.

So anyway Marco, we’re really confused about exactly who you are. Can you please explain your status to us?

So let me get this straight Marco. You are an angel messenger of the lord, and you’re also the anti-christ? How does that work exactly? Seems like a conflict of interest. Also, you said that you are the angel of the lord who shares good news. But then you immediately followed that up by telling us all that we will suffer for judging you. If that’s the good news then I would imagine the bad news is that I’m gonna be forced to watch Kevin Lynch make sweet passionate love to Kyle Kennedy. I swear to God, I did not intend to bring false witness against you though. Total misunderstanding. I’m just a little bit confused about who you represent, and what exactly we are trying to accomplish here. That’s all. I promise I will memorize my commandments for the next blog.

Marco apparently takes the occasional vacation to Bridgewater as well:

Here’s a thought – maybe Marco should stay in Bridgewater (home of a mental health hospital) a little while longer. I don’t think they fixed anything. Unless he is actually a slave of the lord who comprises the very magma that makes up the center of the earth. Oh, and he’s also a star. Sure, it’s a baby star, but it’s still a star.

He’s also very wise:

OK then.

And just like Turtleoby, Marco doesn’t have time for spelling and grammar:

True that Marco.

Anyway, the moral of the story is that clearly this guy needs serious mental help. It doesn’t look like he’s on drugs either. I have no idea if he’s a threat or anything like that, but it was eye opening because you realize how many people there probably are in this country just like Marco. And instead of getting help they’re doing Facebook Live shows outside of the courthouse and ranting and raving about being the anti-christ on the WPD Facebook page.  I don’t really have a solution for this, except I hope someone in Marco’s family sees this blog and tries to get him the help he so clearly needs. Just sayin.



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11 Comment(s)
  • Jasmine
    September 21, 2017 at 9:29 pm

    Omg yes he so needs help i use to know him not anymore.

  • Lisa flood
    June 7, 2017 at 7:06 pm

    My favorite line was ” shut up Paco” !!! I almost died I wE,laughing so hard

  • sharon evans
    June 6, 2017 at 5:48 pm

    This is very sad. This is a person with a mental illness that needs help. I wish people like this could get help and be put on the right meds. Their are so many that need help but never get it. He could have a chance of having somewhat of a normal Life I he could get counseling

  • Kegger
    June 6, 2017 at 3:45 pm

    It may be time for a civil commitment for this troubled young man . For the safety of the general public he should be placed in the appropriate institution . Worcester state or Bridgewater so he may get the help he so obviously needs . And Mr. Turtle , can you. Follow up on the Sutton crash that left the fleeing suspect dead , curious about his immigration status . Thanks !

  • El
    June 6, 2017 at 2:30 pm

    Feels like he’s faking it. Maybe he’s trying to set up a great doorway for an insanity plea. I have a feeling he did something or going to be doing something, not exactly legal, in the near future. BTW, do we know if he’s legal?

  • paul
    June 6, 2017 at 2:13 pm

    he should run for Mayor. he seems smarter than Petty

  • Pigs in front of hoggs
    June 6, 2017 at 1:38 pm

    Where did this guy get these clothes? Clearance rack at Bling Bling?

  • D Stanley
    June 6, 2017 at 1:33 pm

    Would have been nice if you wrote this before I gave him all of my earthly posessiobs and signed over the house. Damn it

  • June 6, 2017 at 1:07 pm

    nothing running short in the imagination department at any rate! so coo coo for coco puffs;he hasn’t harmed anyone,has he? until and if he does,not much to do-except avoid him,which is sad because he so obviously needs attention

  • JoeMomma
    June 6, 2017 at 12:22 pm

    Lets test his theory by nailing him to a cross……

    • Maggie the Cat
      June 6, 2017 at 2:21 pm

      Good idea. I’m in.

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