Man Claiming To Be Anti-Christ/Angel Of The Lord Goes All “Fuck The Police” On Worcester PD Facebook Page, Promises Fire For Those Who Doubt Him
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Yesterday the Worcester Police made a simple post on Facebook about arresting some 14 year old junior shitbag on outstanding warrants and gun charges, because what 14 year old kid doesn’t have some outstanding warrants and gun charges?
All of a sudden out of nowhere in the comments this genius shared his thoughts on the matter:
Now, any time any police department posts something like this the “free my boi” and/or “fuck the police” mafia usually comes crawling out of the sewer to share their words of wisdom. But we can’t say we’ve seen anything quite like Marco Garcia before:
Crown of thorns on his head. Perfectly normal.
He guaranteed everyone that today would be our last day on earth, because he promised fire:
Unfortunately I do not have my Bible with me. Plus, I can just read the Bible online, so it seems kind of outdated to keep one lying around. Thus it appears Turtleboy will be cast to the fires of hell. Oh well, it was a good run while it lasted.
According to Marco, the police can not save him with their guns. Because up until this point they were under the assumption that they could save him from the fires of hell by shooting him. Quite the contrary, the only way to save him (since he is the last of the high priests) is to betray him by taking 30 pieces of silver from him and converting them into bullets:
Of course this is problematic because Marco only has 29 pieces of silver in his cargo shorts, so it looks like it will be straight to hell for him. Sad. Hopefully Satan will allow him bring his 10 commandments and iPhone there so he can broadcast on Facebook Live.
He is apparently upset that he was recently arrested in front of the Worcester Courthouse:
So he did a Facebook Live show to discuss this miscarriage of justice:
I have no idea what any of that means, but it sounds important. VERY important.
So anyway Marco, we’re really confused about exactly who you are. Can you please explain your status to us?
So let me get this straight Marco. You are an angel messenger of the lord, and you’re also the anti-christ? How does that work exactly? Seems like a conflict of interest. Also, you said that you are the angel of the lord who shares good news. But then you immediately followed that up by telling us all that we will suffer for judging you. If that’s the good news then I would imagine the bad news is that I’m gonna be forced to watch Kevin Lynch make sweet passionate love to Kyle Kennedy. I swear to God, I did not intend to bring false witness against you though. Total misunderstanding. I’m just a little bit confused about who you represent, and what exactly we are trying to accomplish here. That’s all. I promise I will memorize my commandments for the next blog.
Marco apparently takes the occasional vacation to Bridgewater as well:
Here’s a thought – maybe Marco should stay in Bridgewater (home of a mental health hospital) a little while longer. I don’t think they fixed anything. Unless he is actually a slave of the lord who comprises the very magma that makes up the center of the earth. Oh, and he’s also a star. Sure, it’s a baby star, but it’s still a star.
He’s also very wise:
And just like Turtleoby, Marco doesn’t have time for spelling and grammar:
True that Marco.
Anyway, the moral of the story is that clearly this guy needs serious mental help. It doesn’t look like he’s on drugs either. I have no idea if he’s a threat or anything like that, but it was eye opening because you realize how many people there probably are in this country just like Marco. And instead of getting help they’re doing Facebook Live shows outside of the courthouse and ranting and raving about being the anti-christ on the WPD Facebook page. I don’t really have a solution for this, except I hope someone in Marco’s family sees this blog and tries to get him the help he so clearly needs. Just sayin.
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