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The homeless campout on the town green in Greenfield is growing stronger by the week. It’s basically turned into a state pool in Springfield on a 90 degree day with less pit bulls. They got footballs and shit now:
Looks like the UMass horseshoe on the first sunny day of the spring. Except you wouldn’t wanna have sex with anyone there. Because you’d die.
You’ll recall that a couple weeks ago some SJWs lost their minds when some guy drove through the middle of town and woke them up by honking his horn, so that they could get an early start on the job hunts:
LOL. “Conservative media.” That’s a good one.
It’s just a terrible look and no rational person could possibly think this is OK. Especially since they’re airing their dirty drawers on a war monument.
Lovely.
But for some reason the City of Greenfield is electing not to just put them on a bus to Holyoke, and instead is outside talking with them about their feelings…
Even I wanted bang him! pic.twitter.com/nC04n8limF
— Party Waren Kebber (@WebbDawgTG) August 6, 2018
And these crotch critters apparently have a hierarchy and a leader too. Their chosen spokesperson? Madelynn “Mama Bear” Malloy. Because…of course they’re led by a ghetto fupastar named Mama Bear.
Come to Momma Bear!! pic.twitter.com/h8ALap467R
— Party Waren Kebber (@WebbDawgTG) August 6, 2018
Talk back to Momma Bear and pay the consequences! pic.twitter.com/orDQlmq9MI
— Party Waren Kebber (@WebbDawgTG) August 6, 2018
Mama Bear can’t afford to pay rent anywhere, even though she probably qualifies for every form of assistance possible and is just too lazy to get a job, but she can afford a dog who she forces to be homeless with her.
Can't take care of herself so she's definitely in a fine position to own a dog! pic.twitter.com/ZSWh645piw
— Party Waren Kebber (@WebbDawgTG) August 6, 2018
Because….priorities.
The City of Greenfield is giving them free public services too, trying to help them find employment and a place to live.
This is a great use of taxpayer dollars! pic.twitter.com/hsUCseEKrZ
— Party Waren Kebber (@WebbDawgTG) August 6, 2018
And in the least surprising turn of events ever, there have been no takers thus far.
Now the City Council has decided to encourage them to stay a while by having a port-a-john so Mama Bear can take some of her earth shattering dumps somewhere besides City Hall’s herpes infested public bathroom:
Martin said the portable toilet is going to be placed behind the Second Congregational Church on Bank Row, which is next door to city hall. The portable toilet will be open during all times for use, though Martin wasn’t able to give a date when it would come. According to the Department of Public Works, the cost of a temporary restroom is $150 a month and includes emptying it.
This guy’s certainly happy that he can smash in peace now:
“I’m very satisfied. Finally got a Porta Potty and got a positive response,” Robert Morin said. “It finally opened their eyes to see … what’s going wrong with society.”
Yea, what’s wrong with society? It’s everyone else’s job to provide a place for you to drop off your milk duds. You should not be responsible for your own well being in any way, shape, or form.
This quote was interesting though….
Richard Perry, who spoke at the meeting Thursday and is homeless but doesn’t live on the common, said that while the decisions will help there’s still more to be done.
“I’m really satisfied with what happened. We won that battle but there are more battles to win,” he said.
Richard Perry is originally from Orange. In 1995 he and some other family members tortured a mentally retarded man from Greenfield for 5 months who they had kidnapped and held against his will, and then murdered him:
The lawyer for a man convicted in the torture and slaying of a mildly retarded Greenfield man says his client should receive a reduced sentence because of his own mental disabilities. Roger Perry was sentenced to 18 to 20 years in prison in 2001 after being found guilty of manslaughter in the 1995 killing of Billy Paige. Prosecutors say Perry, his brothers Richard and Fred Perry, and their cousins John and Clinton Maynard tortured Paige in a house in Greenfield for nearly five months before he died in April 1995.
Oh good, they’re catering to people who murder the mentally challenged. After torturing them of course. Good thing they have dolts like this standing up for them:
“Systemic poverty and joblessness?” Unemployment rates have never been lower. Earning power is going up. It’s one of the healthiest economies ever. If you’re “disabled” then the government gives you free shit. I guarantee you people on that lawn are regularly collecting already. There’s absolutely no excuse to be homeless right now.
Hey Angela, how many bums have you taken in? Oh right, zero. Too busy writing weird hippy shit on Facebook.
Turns out she’s just a fraud who likes to say the word “systemic” because she thinks it makes her sound woke as fuck.
Not surprisingly she’s just full of SJW buzzwords, like “white fragility”
And of course she alleviates her white guilt by paying her reparations when the Didi Delgado patrol comes a knocking…. 
I couldn’t be happier that I have no reason to ever go to Greenfield. You get the government you elect. How are the people in this city not flipping out on the idiots on the City Council who are bending over backwards to accommodate a convicted killer led by a ghetto fupastar who are desecrating a war memorial on city property?
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A Squatter, heroin camp filled with intravenous drug users, prostitutes, sex criminals, gutter sponges. Hep C, AIDS, Syphilis, Herpes, TB, you name it.
All dropping massive infected shits and other body fluids into one porta-potty. A poop and body fluid stew festering in August’s 90 degree temperatures and 90% humidity. Yeah man, no way that’s an issue.
Every action taken by the do-gooders of Greenfield City Government and jackass citizens groups will prolong and intensify the the misery and suffering of these criminals. There is no kind way to give adults focused solely on pleasure seeking and criminal behavior something good or to help them. Without the wretched scum, first passing through a long painful stage which begins with their own un-wavering desire to change their own life.
The rub is, every act that is meant to help the junkie squatters only make them worse and delays their recovery. I will enjoy watching the do gooders touch the 3rd rail over and over and never learn.
I’m not from Greenfeild so no comment there. But, I talk to the homeless from my town of Worcester ??? And most of them say , I don’t like people telling me what to do!!! I quit school because of rules, I ran away from home over curfews and telling me to get a job . They brought me into to this world , my parents owe me , I didn’t ask to be born! How do you fix this kind of sick thinking . That everyone owes you a living , that you should be able to sit in a nice home comfortably and play video games all day and party … Cause you didn’t ask to be born . And the children if these too lazy to put on a condom are suffering ??? everyday left in hot days , eating crystal meth , drowning , WANDERING away in a dirty diaper cause mom is sleeping one off or nodding . Shooting up in cars with babies trapped in car seats .. or my favorite this month.. cooking drugs in your rape van on a propane tank, while driving with your toddler on Webster!!! IM DONE
Send them all to central Puerto Rico. The Caribbean. Warm winters. Grow your own food. No car horns. Nobody harping on you to get a job. Where’s the downside?
Going against the grain here
Would like to see tom pussyface is go to east boston and honk his horn at ms13 members sleeping in the morning from being out all night.
You think ms13 is tough…. ….. lol…. that’s a good one.
Dumb. Come up with better retorts. I bet $100 you’re white.
Humans have ruined natural selection.. These creatures should go the way of the dinosaurs. It’s just embarassing at this point. On it’s way to getting worse once word gets out that’s the place to be!!
Most of it is the culmination LBJ’s Great Society.
You know how you can tell Angela has a lot of pain inside… tattoos. No normal person permanently paints themselves unless they are hiding from something deep within… that they are unaware of.
Before you do this to your body, ask yourself… why? Want to bet she’s on medication to control her thoughts? Anxiety and depression are strong in this one. Tattoos are an instant indication that someone is indeed in need of a larger daily dosage.
People get tattoos without thinking of the long term effects. “I don’t care what other people think” is what I’m told when I tell people how stupid they look. Well… maybe you should care? Maybe you’d have a better job, a better life, and not have to worry about how people judge you. Because we, the few, the proud, the sane, the successful, do judge you based on your appearance.
Angela, you are most definitely, or should I say… you ONCE WERE most definitely a beautiful girl. You sadly brought your inner problems out, for all the world to see. I’d still bang you, but I’d keep my eyes closed.
Seriously, when you wake up every day and look in the mirror, does it hurt? Knowing you have to live everyday that stupid and closed minded. You decide to paint your nails or hang a flag in your front yard, it’s not because you’re hurting or disturbed. You did it because you damn well please. Get over you psychoanalyzed bull shit. Good day.
What that scum bag did to that disabled man is horrific! They scalped him, electrocuted him, raped him, cut his fingers off. Beat him so bad he was bleeding from the ears. Starved him… And he is not in prison. Why? He knew what he was doing. How can he walk freely, after what he did? How does anyone feel safe being near that piece of shit. I’m sorry but I don’t buy the “he didn’t know better” bullshit. After reading what was done to Billy Paige by these people and this man who is not in prison, I’m really losing faith in humanity…
For being homeless Mama Bear sure looks like she hasn’t missed any meals. And of course she can afford cigarettes (notice the butt in her hand in one photo) tattoos, and pit bulls. It’s the ratchet trifecta.
All she is missing is the flat brimmed bulls cap
I’d like to add my own comment. I had to shake this man’s hand when I was working a retail Job. As you can tell from my last name; he’s part of the reason I won’t ever get to meet my uncle. He’s part of the reason why my father cannot show me and my siblings off to my uncle. He’s part of the reason there’s so many questions about the singular photo I have left of my uncle’s face. He’s part of the reason my father has to reminisce about his brother, instead of laughing about good times with him. I hope this man does good to the community, but I also hope he knows that he ripped shards of glass out of my father and almost literally out of his only brother. As I never would wish harm on any person, this man is still alive and should spend his days doing good, but do it somewhere else. That’s my take. Nobody. Not a single one person besides my father and my family, knows how it feels to have this man still be presence, in Greenfield. The urge to have gone and cuss him out in person… I can’t even begin to explain. To have this man and the brutal story of my uncle be reminded when we hear the last name “perry” especially in this town. I say if you want to do good, do it quietly, and NOT in the town you killed my uncle.
I feel like driving an hour every day just to beep and wake these lazy , smelly fucktards up.
How on earth do they get a fucking port a potty.
Don’t you have to have an address to get EBT?
The general size of mama bear and the Burlington beggar should be enough to STOP giving them FREE SHIT. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. I pay a shit ton of taxes for that?
Someone is sending me light and vibrations…nevermind. its just my ass telling me its time to take a shit on the stairs at the library.
1) perhaps it’s time to cut immigration when we have a homelessness problem.
2) better to give them a port a John then have them poop on the sidewalks, this isn’t San Francisco. $150 nothing compared to what section 8 will cost us.
That’s got to be a mistake. No Portajohn company is going to empty and clean that s-hole for 150.00 a month. More like a 150.00 a week, until they see how trashed it gets. So nasty.
LOL. “Conservative media.” That’s a good one.
An utter lack of self awareness. One can start with Fox, continue through Breitbart-y media, 80% of the AM radio band, a bunch of evangelical colleges (I graduated from one), numerous print vectors (some of them highly respected such as WSJ, National Review, etc.), and numerous weaponized channels on youtube and farcebook.
That statement above is breathtaking in its lack of irony and self-awareness.
The hippie chick looks like she’s into having her chocolate starfish stretched…….for the record…..I’M IN!!!!!!!
the fact checking on this website is white defines it as sports, not news. half of the following is true: “Unemployment rates have never been lower. Earning power is going up.”
it is widely reported that earning power is going down, the current generation of young adults is burdened with debt (the ones that did what you’re supposed to do to make something of themselves), and housing costs are going up.
you can easily fact check this. two minutes on google will get the job done. (note: FACT check, not pundit check.)
Why don’t you provide links to your facts? It’s not incumbent on me to go looking for something that you’re claiming.You’re the one making the assertion, so you should be providing the evidence.
Spending $60K on a fruitless Gender Studies degree should help…
So… I financed almost 100% of my business degree at Assumption College. I had over $150,000 in college debt when I graduated. Guess what fuckstick WT H… I’m paying it off. I’ve got a great job I love, mainly because of my education. 8-years later and I’m down to about $30k. My interest rate is 3% or some crazy shit low number that makes it possible to reduce your principle balance while making reasonable payments.
Fuck the people who can’t pay back what they borrow. They’re idiots. If you aren’t working today, it’s because you don’t want to. Period.
Well then we better go find and arrest the people who put a gun to the heads of all those people and forced them to take on the debt.
You can thank the guvment for giving out school loans like candy. Why would colleges lower tuition when every time they raise it people pay it?
Greetings earth spirits, my name is Angela and I’m here to enlighten all of our spirit animal energies walking Gai Mother Earth.
I offer spiritual healing through the written word and phonic vibrations of our symbolic deities.
I offer such amazing nuggets of wisdom and positivity by writing such things as
“I’m drunk on summer and blueberries”
“take 5 minutes and head to your alter, your river, your place of healing and cast a spell for me”
I’m really a sheltered, wealthy, white bread self important pink pussy hat moron that believes in such wonderful terms as “systemic” “intersectionality” “woke” and “third wave feminism”. Yes I’m an insufferable douche but I still love all of you.
Bless you baebees
*hugs*
Angela
You sure got a pretty mouth Do you offer blowjobs I am asking for a friend
Hi Angela, what’s your cell phone number? I’ve got some pictures that I want to send you. I think you’re gonna like ’em!!!
All that systemic tattooing has caused systemic HIV so give her a call through the systemic phone company… (413) 588-6977 Wireless
258 Greenfield Rd, Montague, MA 01351…in case you’d rather write her a letter and send a bag of runny dog shit or a couple of band aids for the day she washes her bra.
linkedin.com/in/angela-roell-6651748b/
Adjunct Faculty
Company NameUniversity of Massachusetts
Dates EmployedNov 2016 – Present Employment Duration1 yr 10 mos
LocationAmherst, MA
Co-facilitate a seminar on the impact of food waste on the food system at a local and global level
Use student led service learning curriculum and institutional collaborations to generate solutions to food systems issues locally in Franklin County House of Corrections, UMass Dining and Mass Food Systems Collaborative
Facilitate courses on the applications of practical beekeeping
Coordinate “Women Entrepreneurs in the Food System” speaker series, attended by 40+ community members
Adjunct Faculty
Company NameGreenfield Community College
Dates EmployedMay 2014 – Present Employment Duration4 yrs 4 mos
LocationGreenfield, MA
Instructor of Food Preservation & Storage, in the Farm & Food Systems Program
Lead courses at the Franklin County House of Corrections in the Farm and Food System
Director Of Operations
Company NameYard Birds Farm & Apiary
Dates EmployedMar 2012 – Present Employment Duration6 yrs 6 mos
LocationMontague, MA
Start up:
Developed a whole farm business plan for, investing 25K and returning 35K income in first year of micro-greens production
Launched a successful fundraiser to procure new enterprise capital for egg layer micro-enterprise
Developed strong personal brand and accompanying marketing materials to effectively market to local and regional customers, and distribute products at wholesale and retail locations
Wrote MDAR MEGA grant and received 10K funding for research and enterprise start up of honeybee operation.
Increased wholesale honey sales and new retail customer base 25% by adding education opportunities and hive consultancy to enterprise plan in 2016.
Award: 10K MDAR Matching Enterprise Grant
These methods are proven more effective.
Did you really just post somebody’s Linkd’in like you’re doxxing them? Literally anybody that types her name on google gets that information. Nothing’s more pathetic than somebody who strives to be a real weirdo. You have wack fucking fans turtleboy
Thank God Clinton didn’t get elected!! Trump 2020!!!
Angela Roell wrote an article in April 2018 called
“Why I Work to Dismantle White Supremacy in the Food System”
Progressives/Liberals/Marxists/Communists or whatever they call themselves are nothing more than racist bigots!
#Walkaway
No more white bread. No more cauliflower. No more potatoes. No more mayonaise. No more white chocolate. No more white meat and fish. No more white milk. So much for white supremacy in the food business. Next!
Angela with the phony last name (because the “e” is only added after a vowel if you can’t make the umlaut symbol): “I showed some kids a new swim spot and they showed me how to face a moment of self doubt. Translation: I showed some kids one of the skinny dipping spots my coven goes and they all assured me my tits are nice and not too small.
Angelo Roell??
linkedin.com/in/angela-roell-6651748b/