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Manchester Police Attempt To Shame Duck Signasty For Posting “Inappropriate” Stickers On Trash Cans Urging People Not To Be Controlled, End Up Getting Laughed At On Facebook

 

Normally I don’t shit on police departments, but yesterday the Manchester Police made absolute fools of themselves and deserve this shaming….

Duck Signasty.

How utterly and embarrassing for the brave men and women of the Manchester Police Department that some jackass who runs the social media account would do this to them. I’m willing to bet 99% of cops on MPD saw this post and shook their heads, as they should because it’s humiliating. Read the room:

Look at all those likes. This is the “live free or die” state, arresting people for encouraging people to live freely, and they can’t even sniff the irony.

This might be the most self emasculating thing a police department has ever posted:

“Not only were the stickers inappropriate, but difficult to remove.”

Oh no, stickers!! They were difficult to remove!! Someone could’ve broken a fingernail trying to get them off those…..poles and trash cans!! Sure, trash cans are literally filled with trash, but a sticker on the outside? That’s disgusting! And I definitely feel comfortable with the government telling me that political messages that go against collective group think are “inappropriate.” What could possibly go wrong there?

If only they had any idea how ridiculous and Orwellian this sounded….

“Some of the messages made reference to living in fear and citizens being controlled”

Ya know what a great way to prove that the government is trying to control citizens is? Arresting and posting the mugshots of people who post stickers urging people not to live in fear or be controlled by the government. I mean, just look at these scofflaws!!

Thank you Manchester PD for protecting society from this plague of stickers on BOTH SIDES of various signs and poles. This picture was great:

There’s literally graffiti on that sign that’s probably been there for years. The city did nothing about that, but the second you have a message urging people not to smother themselves with face diapers it’s a crime.

Funny that BLM protesters often didn’t wear face masks during protests and the cops responded by taking knees and validating this domestic terrorist group.

Sure, BLM Manchester was on Facebook making excuses for looting stores:

But at least they weren’t putting stickers on trash cans. Free thought is dangerous!

Apparently these criminal masterminds got word that there might be an investigation into them a few weeks ago so they went to MPD headquarters and spoke with a cop who said they weren’t in any trouble at all.

They offered to remove all stickers and were told “you’re not damaging anything” by the cops. Naturally then they had to be made an example of.

For the record, these gentlemen from Duck Signasty are 100% right. Masks do nothing to stop the spread of COVID. We know this because there are control groups like Florida and South Dakota that never had mask mandates and have had less cases and deaths per capita than states with mask mandates. It’s ridiculous and foolish to believe that putting on a cheap piece of fabric over your mouth could somehow slow the spread of this virus. If anything it gives people the false confidence to gather closely in groups, which just leads to more spread.

And guess what? They’re never gonna stop with the mask mandates until people just refuse to do it. The second they realize they can’t control you anymore this whole things ends. You thought this would end with a vaccine? LOL. Oh no, you still have to wear one even if you’ve been vaccinated, because…science. And you thought one mask was enough? That’s so October 2020. If you don’t wear at least 3 masks then you’re killing Grandma.

The bottom line is that these guys aren’t criminals, they’re freedom fighters and martyrs. And I’d love to have them on the Live show tonight to discuss. Message me on Facebook at Clarence Woods Emerson.

 

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58 Comment(s)
  • Enquiring Mind
    March 10, 2021 at 9:45 am

    Getting laughed at on Facebook. Oh the horror! See UTB has gone SJW…

  • LOLz
    March 10, 2021 at 9:42 am

    A grown man running around putting naughty stickers up?

    If he was on the other side what you would say about him?

  • DudeRanchStripClub (me/mine pronouns)
    March 10, 2021 at 8:35 am

    The intellectual inconsistencies are fucking staggering here. If you don’t like riots destroying your cities then don’t turn around and put up ugly fucking stickers. Before you come after me with the “it’s not the same”, guess what? Both are wrong you fuckin putz

    • Ricardo Cabeza
      March 10, 2021 at 11:16 am

      I don’t like them either, but it’s not even fucking close to being the same thing. Not by light years.

      • DudeRanchStripClub (me/mine pronouns)
        March 10, 2021 at 2:59 pm

        You’re 100% right and anyone who has a brain knows they are not the same. But saying one is allowed because the other happened is an argument for fucking children.

  • Sir Jinx
    March 10, 2021 at 12:52 am

    I don’t give a fuck what the message is, don’t put your bootleg stickers all over public property like you’re some hillbilly Andy cocksucking Warhol.

    And in one of those pics they put stickers on a crosswalk sign. That’s a big no no you little bearded cucks. Obstructing any sort of traffic sign could get someone killed. Not to mention how shitty the stupid stickers will look after the first rain.

    Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. And no, the whole, “But the groids revolted last summer” argument doesn’t justify poor behavior from whites.

    • DudeRanchStripClub (me/mine pronouns)
      March 10, 2021 at 2:59 pm

      but- but- but- RIOTS!

  • Fuck You and Fuck Your Third World Culture
    March 9, 2021 at 10:45 pm

    If you use the fabricated excuse of blacks being killed by cops when they clearly are not as an excuse to allow blacks to chimpout, burn buildings down and loot without repercussions, then you have alot of work to do on your self

  • Yousuck dnasty
    March 9, 2021 at 10:40 pm

    “Normally I don’t shit on police departments”…. uuuuhhhh, yeah, you do you fuktwat. Just stop already.
    Even worst, your hypocritical ass want to wear your thin blue line sweater while you do this.
    Stop sniffing glue dude.

  • President schumer
    March 9, 2021 at 7:22 pm

    The thing that makes a profit is knowing a suggestion will be made mandatory by a crooked law. Nancy and her husband bought millions in electric car technology firms the day before sleepy joe made it mandatory that all federal agencies MUST use electric vehicles in the future. Yet we are worried about stickers when the US gives millions in foreign aid to countries that hate us.

  • Liawatha
    March 9, 2021 at 6:22 pm

    I stand with the Manchester Police! These 3 COVID nonbelievers need to be imprisoned!

  • MTV
    March 9, 2021 at 6:17 pm

    Happy 50th Billy, Dusty and Frank….Keep um comin!!

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    March 9, 2021 at 5:43 pm

    Well, we can safely assume they don’t belong to the Dollar Shave Club

  • Tools
    March 9, 2021 at 5:20 pm

    These guys are fuckin losers.

  • NWO
    March 9, 2021 at 5:00 pm

    The great reset is real, we must fight it

  • Ricardo Cabeza
    March 9, 2021 at 3:23 pm

    The only thing I find embarrassing is that these are old grown-ass men who should have matured the fuck up and done something constructive years ago, and this AIN’T IT. What’s the deal with the Wayne Static-looking motherfucker with the raised eyebrow? What a fucking loser.

    • Jerry Hathaway's popcorn
      March 9, 2021 at 8:26 pm

      That guy reminds me of Lazlo, the guy living in the closet in the movie Real Genius. Shit, maybe it IS him!

      • North of the Border
        March 10, 2021 at 5:27 am

        Lazlo, Uncle Rico.

        Yeah. Same guy. I had to look it up to check, but sure as shit….

    • DudeRanchStripClub (me/mine pronouns)
      March 10, 2021 at 8:30 am

      Great take, stickers will do nothing to futher any cause. Get some Lisa Frank and stay home if you’re going to be an asshole about it

  • Sinbad the sailor
    March 9, 2021 at 3:17 pm

    I’m sitting here reading this story, when I look up and see my refrigerator. It’s covered in stickers, not magnets, stickers.
    The little shits that are culpable are running around the coffee table right now. What the fuck, it’s possible that these little shits are going to grow up looking like these mugs! Shit

  • DudeRanchStripClub (me/mine pronouns)
    March 9, 2021 at 2:56 pm

    The FB post is literally just what happened. It makes no claim of morality, why would anyone be embarrassed about it?

  • Sunny Day
    March 9, 2021 at 1:42 pm

    Gimmie a break – Isn’t posting in the Towne Square something that’s been going in since you people were burning “witches” at the stake? Maybe you can burn sign-posters you don’t agree with, at the stake.

  • Lee Ho
    March 9, 2021 at 1:10 pm

    Defund the sticker investigation portion of the Police.

  • Minneapolis
    March 9, 2021 at 12:49 pm

    Next BLM Massacre…….

  • Well.....
    March 9, 2021 at 12:29 pm

    Of course, if they were Fuck The Police or BLM stickers. The cops wouldn’t have had the balls to arrest them.

  • Hipsterbeard Beta-Cuckstein
    March 9, 2021 at 11:48 am

    If our benevolent overseers didn’t know what was best then they wouldn’t be in charge in the first place. Unlike Massachusetts New Hampshire is actually gaining citizens through domestic migration and this always has a blueing effect. A few defiant proles shouldn’t be problematic for very long.

    • Big Sammy
      March 9, 2021 at 12:27 pm

      Imagine not knowing what taxes and locusts are

  • Judge dread
    March 9, 2021 at 11:45 am

    Maybe I am not in touch with modern day men’s grooming, but what the fuck is up with these Civil War style beards nowadays?

    • Judge dread
      March 9, 2021 at 11:49 am

      I mean seriously if u took their picture in black and white, maybe applied some retro filter, they would look like they were General Pickett or some shit from 1860s.

    • I fucking hatre these clowns, I see them in every city now
      March 9, 2021 at 1:01 pm

      its a pre-requisite for this new breed of wigger-hippie-hipsters, I see them all over the place now…. Long straight beards, they only drink craft beers, only listen to 90’s hip hop, and wear flat brimmed hats, but unlike wiggers they act like stoner-hippies.

      Then they spend all day on social media, using hashtags like #beardgang, and posting IG stories always using songs like ODB’s “oooh baby I like it raw” or some other stereotypical 90’s white people hip hop.

      I’m starting to hate them more than regular hipsters.

      • Kill the bearded sally bois
        March 9, 2021 at 4:09 pm

        You think that’s bad? drive or walk through allston. They are all over the place. The cucks that live there all wear Jean’s that are tighter than my chicks leggings with carhartt flannels a carhartt beanie and logging boots. Those fucking posers all work behind a desk which makes it more infuriating. Dudes dressing like they are some type of blue collar working man or lumberjacks. It’s one of the funniest but mortifying fucking things I’ve ever seen. The best is when they roll their pant legs up and over their logging boots like they are some sort of paratrooping lumberjacks. With their greasy man buns, soft non calloused hands and fag beards. I fully support people buying American made goods but if you’re not a blue collar working man than dont pretend you are one and stop wearing carhartt. Carhartt is for working men only! I was seriously contemplating burning all of my cloths after seeing that shit but then realized I would have nothing to wear. I did ask one of the dudes I saw where where he got his skids and where his haybag was. Then I asked if he could get me a beam stretcher, an arc starter, a chicken tie and a hinese sparkler. I also asked him if he had any anal ease or boy butter and asked if he had any cool badges on his brain bucket. Suffice to say,
        he had no fucking clue what I was talking about. He looked at me like he had never even seen a screwdriver before. They are all like that in that area. They think they are so hip with their non dirty work attire, it makes me fucking sick.

        This is one of the many reasons I laugh when someone says I’m racist because they can not outwit my intelligence. I’m not racist at all because I hate every fucking one equally. Unless I dont hate you. Its few and far but there are a few.

        • Ben Dover
          March 9, 2021 at 5:55 pm

          Carhart shit is all made in india and/or pakistan. As their chain wallets probably are.

          It’s Halloween 24/7/365

    • Bob Lee
      March 9, 2021 at 9:07 pm

      Cause there’s gonna be another Civil War?

  • ..........
    March 9, 2021 at 11:42 am

    Typical inbred white trash

    • dudebrodudebro
      March 9, 2021 at 12:25 pm

      Men dont judge other mens appearance.

  • End of democracy
    March 9, 2021 at 11:26 am

    If they were putting up BLM stickers they would be considered hero’s from the liberal elitists. Vote red next time dummies. Oh too late they rigged that system

  • Mindless Morons The Lot of You
    March 9, 2021 at 11:08 am

    When three white guys get busted in New Hampshire of all states for putting up stickers, you know we are toast. Freedom is a thing of the past. Thanks for voting democrat, asshats.

  • Eileen Fortick
    March 9, 2021 at 11:04 am

    Having once owned property there for a decade, I can say with the utmost confidence that stickers on a street sign are around 4,393 on the list of priorities of the Manchester Police Dept. Sections of that city are on par with Afghanistan in terms of quality of life, so much bigger fish to fry there that whomever wasted their time like this should be publicly embarrassed.

  • Nick “the slasher” Mcgurt
    March 9, 2021 at 11:01 am

    I was just in Florida, everyone was wearing masks in stores and restaurants…just like Massachusetts. I thinks masks are a means to control the population…. if you see someone with a mask you will inherently be scared, but for everyone saying Florida is maskless is incorrect. Or at least masks were worn in Naples, Fort Myers, and Tampa, basically the gulf coast.

    Second this guy looks to be a 3%’er and should be held up as a hero. If you see him at a bar, buy him a drink. These guys are who will ultimately stop the commies and fascists destroying this country.

    • Ok
      March 9, 2021 at 8:37 pm

      In Florida you are not required by the state to wear a mask in public. However, they do suggest the use of masks if you can’t socially distance, and many private companies (like retailers) require you to wear a mask when you enter their business.

      • Nick “the slasher” Mcgurt
        March 9, 2021 at 9:14 pm

        I believe the mandates were by county and not by the state….that’s the only difference.

  • Check yourself TB
    March 9, 2021 at 10:42 am

    I’m pretty sure you can’t be putting those stickers on traffic signs like the Yellow crossing one. I think you made much ado about nothing on this one. I’d be annoyed if they put up stickers up in support of BLM and Antifa. Those I would surely want removed. It would be a story of those were allowed to stand while the mask/resists ones were taken down.

    • True Reality Speaks
      Check Yourself Dumbass
      March 9, 2021 at 7:40 pm

      How many beta Antifags or Burn Loot Murder lemmings were arrested for vandalism (or rioting, or looting, etc) in NH?

      • Oh No
        March 9, 2021 at 8:40 pm

        Why would you ask him that question? It’s just an attempt to further embarrass him. You know he can’t count to zero.

  • Spic Tormentor
    March 9, 2021 at 10:35 am

    ZZ Slop is really into New Hampshire with the “603” knuckle tat and a flat brimmed NH hat

    • Sp!c Tormentor aka Matt Dizio from Woburn
      March 9, 2021 at 12:51 pm

      STFU. You have Metallica tats lol. And dont you rock a ZZ top beard now too? You are the last one that should be making fun of them, you would fit right in with these weirdos.

      • Freakishly large penis
        March 10, 2021 at 9:29 pm

        There he goes again!! Matt Dizio judging and typing stupid comments while on break from Target. You look exactly like those guys and act just like them.

        Do they sell those stickers at Target?

  • Bub
    March 9, 2021 at 10:23 am

    Cops most likely getting their orders from town management/leaders

    • Joe Dirt
      March 9, 2021 at 4:38 pm

      Yeah, the got their marching orders. Put an end to the sticker caper or the overtime ends now. It really is those of us who are paying against those who are taking our money.

  • Wm Falk
    March 9, 2021 at 10:20 am

    This is 100% spot on. The Govnt. Won’t stop until a majority of the people tell them to eff off

    • yeah, but
      March 9, 2021 at 8:14 pm

      last April the anti-mask protests were beginning, by May they were getting bigger and bigger….
      then, BOOM! George Floyd/BLM/AntiFa protests everywhere!!!!! Since they’ve already played that card, this time the response will be bigger and worse. Not that I’m saying it’s not worth it, I’m just saying be careful what you ask for.

  • Silence Does Bad
    March 9, 2021 at 10:18 am

    I have been to most states on East Coast. New Hampshire are the worst. Type of cops that would give their own mothers a $500 ticket for factory tint is too dark for their liking.
    Anyone that has ever driven in and through N H knows their cops are the most aggressive revenue collectors known to man.

    • Harry Doyle
      March 9, 2021 at 12:50 pm

      Kensington, NH cops might be the worst. If you don’t stop and hold for three seconds at the stop sign between 107 and 150 you will get a ticket. You would have had a better chance of sneaking through checkpoint Charlie than rolling through that stop sign.

      • Hairy Doylie
        March 9, 2021 at 3:02 pm

        @Hairy Doylie. NH Courts are very liberal. “Live free or die”. Take a day off from your exciting daily adventures and fight the ticket, toughguy. Bet there is more to the story.

        • Hairy...
          March 9, 2021 at 9:17 pm

          Tough guy? Lol. Why you so mad bro?

  • Right on!
    March 9, 2021 at 10:18 am

    See….when its a cause you believe (and you’re white male) it’s OK to commit crimes.

    Duh.

    • Wake up blm ass licker
      March 9, 2021 at 11:30 am

      Yeah stickers, a big crime. When your black you can burn down cities and loot and say it’s for racial justice and all is forgiven from you leftist loons

      • JaWoke Tyrell X Greely 3rd
        March 9, 2021 at 4:56 pm

        Excluse me sir I believe you meant boons.

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