Mark Zuckerberg was secretly recorded talking shit about Pocahontas:

Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg recently admitted to employees that the prospect of an Elizabeth Warren presidency could "suck" for the company, according to leaked audio published by The Verge. https://t.co/PNrcaMYZU7

— CNN (@CNN) October 1, 2019

Zuckerberg on Twitter’s efforts to protect users: pic.twitter.com/XG64Gk2zRv

— The Verge (@verge) October 1, 2019

Zuckerberg on refusing to testify before other governments: pic.twitter.com/3CJiVGmCDb

— The Verge (@verge) October 1, 2019

Basically he’s worried that if she becomes President it’s gonna be bad for business. This really sucks because he’s the most unlikable person in the world, and he just gave her all this ammo to go after him.

What would really “suck” is if we don’t fix a corrupt system that lets giant companies like Facebook engage in illegal anticompetitive practices, stomp on consumer privacy rights, and repeatedly fumble their responsibility to protect our democracy. https://t.co/rI0v55KKAi

— Elizabeth Warren (@ewarren) October 1, 2019

Now she’s the good guy. She’s the guy who’s gonna take on the biggest dickhead in America. At this point the nomination is pretty much a done deal. She’s a huge favorite to win the democratic primary in Vegas right now. Once she gets the nomination the media is gonna kiss her ass like they’ve never done to any candidate before. But the good part is that she’ll keep saying stupid shit about cops, and at the end of the day she’ll be this unlikeable shrew who no one in middle America can connect with.

Here’s the thing – she doesn’t wanna break up big tech for the reasons that we do. I hate them because they censor people like Turtleboy. She hates them because they don’t censor enough people. That and the fact that it’s a mega-corporation run by a rich white guy who doesn’t donate to her campaign.

The bottom line is that these are probably the worst two people alive today. If Donald Trump could just shut the fuck up for five seconds and ride this economy to November 2020, he’d win in a landslide. I still think he’ll win if she gets the nomination, which is why I’m voting for her in the primary, but it shouldn’t even be a contest.

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