Mark Zuckerberg’s Secret Tape Shitting On Pocahontas Just Gave Her More Ammo And In Turn Helped Her Win The Nomination


Mark Zuckerberg was secretly recorded talking shit about Pocahontas:

Basically he’s worried that if she becomes President it’s gonna be bad for business. This really sucks because he’s the most unlikable person in the world, and he just gave her all this ammo to go after him.

Now she’s the good guy. She’s the guy who’s gonna take on the biggest dickhead in America. At this point the nomination is pretty much a done deal. She’s a huge favorite to win the democratic primary in Vegas right now. Once she gets the nomination the media is gonna kiss her ass like they’ve never done to any candidate before. But the good part is that she’ll keep saying stupid shit about cops, and at the end of the day she’ll be this unlikeable shrew who no one in middle America can connect with.

Here’s the thing – she doesn’t wanna break up big tech for the reasons that we do. I hate them because they censor people like Turtleboy. She hates them because they don’t censor enough people. That and the fact that it’s a mega-corporation run by a rich white guy who doesn’t donate to her campaign.

The bottom line is that these are probably the worst two people alive today. If Donald Trump could just shut the fuck up for five seconds and ride this economy to November 2020, he’d win in a landslide. I still think he’ll win if she gets the nomination, which is why I’m voting for her in the primary, but it shouldn’t even be a contest.


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18 Comment(s)
  • Granitetough
    October 2, 2019 at 8:36 pm

    Please don’t insult Pocahontas. It’s Fauxahontas.

  • Go Trump
    October 1, 2019 at 6:34 pm

    I agree with Zuckabitch’s comment. Pocahontas has been consulting with Hildabeast, who worked closely with the social media giants during her weird campaign. Pocahontas is desperate to get their money and logistical support. But Trump has a far better mind, and more rutheless ally in Israel — which owns all important aspects of the U.S.

  • Fuck Pig
    October 1, 2019 at 6:02 pm

    Sweet Jesus, I HATE this fucking lying, communist, fake Indian fucking CUNT!!! Every time she opens her ball-washer, I’d like to fucking punch her in the fucking mouth as hard as I fucking can. Anybody who supports this fucking cunt is a mother-fucking, cock-sucking, ass-licking fucking MORON.

  • Jefe
    October 1, 2019 at 5:07 pm

    Shit was scripted. Not a doubt

  • Crispy C
    October 1, 2019 at 3:41 pm

    Trump is going to fuck her in the ass in a debate and that will be the end of her.

    If she was a Republican, the MSM would be chatting up her slight autistic tendencies and would probably conclude that she has mild Aspergers. But since she’s a Democrat, she’s like a female Jesus.

    • Crispy C Nailed It !!
      October 1, 2019 at 5:47 pm

      Dude, you zeroed in on what I had suspicions about, but couldn’t put my finger on. I’ve met her before and there was definitely something “off” about her. I just couldn’t figure out what it was. She’s got that “rainman” awkwardness, slightly disconnected, vaguely uncomfortable, unharnessed and unfocused anger thing that most low level nut jobs have.
      As Freud put it when he addressed the 1925 International Congress of Psychiatric Professionals in Zurich, “Some broads are just really fucked in the head” .

    • Thanks CrispyC
      March 29, 2020 at 12:10 am

      Wow CrispyC, Aspergers has never even crossed my mind but that’s what it is, makes total sense! I’ve always wondered to myself, “what the hell is wrong with this woman?” Now i know, thank you

  • Turtz McGurtz
    October 1, 2019 at 3:33 pm

    Facebook indirectly helping Trump get reelected…….ohhh the sweet irony of it all!!!

  • ncfoothillbilly
    October 1, 2019 at 2:34 pm

    I say let them get greased up and fight to the death on pay per view, theyre both miserable cunts

  • shithead
    October 1, 2019 at 2:27 pm

    Shit I don’t know.

  • Christopher Lettiere
    October 1, 2019 at 2:22 pm

    Keep voting Democrat…this is what you get:

  • American Voter
    October 1, 2019 at 2:15 pm

    She is a complete zero and has some serious skeletons in her closet. Wait until all the shit she has done and actually hasn’t done comes out. Imagine who her pick for VP will be? What a shitshow

  • Christopher Lettiere
    October 1, 2019 at 2:08 pm

    ” If Donald Trump could just shut the fuck up for five seconds and ride this economy to November 2020, he’d win in a landslide.”

    I used to agree w/this sentiment, but it’s beyond clear (to me now) why Trump tweets so much…because he has to!
    He receives 92% negative coverage all day, everyday, and he uses Twitter to combat the Fake News and negative press from the democrat-controlled press.
    Outside of MA and other liberal sh_tholes, the silent majority understands this and that’s why they/we don’t care about his tweets, rather we endorse them.

  • Christopher Lettiere
    October 1, 2019 at 2:03 pm

    I hope Warren gets the nomination; Trump will eviscerate her!!


  • Do the Hunpty Trump
    October 1, 2019 at 2:02 pm

    to your point of why doesn’t trump shut the hell up for a minute…
    I think it is a selling point and part of his charm…
    and it will also probably be his undoing…
    he is great spectacle…if he only had “handlers” that wouldn’t necessarily shut him up…
    but keep him on point..and just limit his exposure just a tad…
    he would win easily…
    and Marky Mark ZBerg gives heavily to the DNC and has practically given his product to the left…he has no one but himself to blame if the taxocrats take office and his fortunes diminish…slightly. I won’t be starting gofundme page for him….

  • Zuckabitch
    October 1, 2019 at 2:01 pm

    I call bull shit. Squaw Spreading Bull won’t do anything to any of the social media companies, they are going to rig the election to try to get her elected. This is a bill shit attempt at a red Herring.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    October 1, 2019 at 1:53 pm

    Please win the nomination Lizzie! Then Trump can ride over you in the election!

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