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Married All-Star Mom Neglects 3 Sons To Take Daytime Naps And Have Wild Lesbo Sex And Is Now Going To Jail For Check Fraud

Married All-Star Mom Neglects 3 Sons To Take Daytime Naps And Have Wild Lesbo Sex And Is Now Going To Jail For Check Fraud

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I’m going to apologize ahead of time for the lengthy blog. Please, if you have not had coffee, snacks, or alcohol, you may want to wait until you do just so you can get through this blog about one of the most ratchet chicks I have ever spotted on the internet. What I’m hoping to accomplish here is having this bad boy end up on next years Ratchet Madness! This ratchet is not your typical “I’m going to post 147 selfies in a sexy dress ratchet” so don’t get too excited, put your hogs away (thanks Medford Pete).

So, there is a group called “Mommy Block Central: Uncensored that has over 14k members. It’s a closed group, and rightfully so. It’s filled with the most ratchet stories you will ever read in your entire life. These women come from all over the United States. Let me just show you the type of women who run this page:

Women who run page

The only half decent woman here is Chante McKeever and I’m almost positive it has a cock or at the very least, started to transition. This group is filled with a bunch of trashy women who bully anyone who disagrees with them. Apparently they pride themselves on having an “uncensored” mommy group but one of the number one rules listed on their blog is if you argue with an admin, owner, or mod, you will be removed.


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Are you kidding me? The list goes on and on… So members are allowed to argue as long as you don’t argue back with anyone who runs the group, what a bunch of snowflakes!

The lucky lady featured in this blog is no one other than Jo Knirs, Esther Dieckmann-Knirs, or just plain Esther Knirs <—- That name is her secret married life name where she has pictures of what she really looks like. She is from Vincennes Indiana. At first, I wasn’t going to write about her because she isn’t local. However, I figured some of us here will feel good about a disgusting ratchet who is finally not from Massachusetts.

She first caught my attention when she made this post:

Kids 1

Wow, who is this Danielle Michelle Portee she is talking about? Oh… no one important… It’s only her ex-girlfriend who still doubles as her “baby sitter” Hmmm… Weird. Before I go on, let me warn you that the women in this group kiss the asses of moderators, co-owners, or anyone else who runs the group. They will agree with everything they say almost like MOTTS – a cult!! The few women who do disagree, always get banned or removed, and then brutally ridiculed without having a chance to fight back – yet this is supposed to be “uncensored.”

Kids 2

Makes. No. Sense. Why would her kids be taken away when it was not her fault, well according to her anyway! My source who I cannot name but has since been removed from that group (she was once an admin) told me that Jo “I leave my kids unattended” Knirs was taking a nap when her boys (all three of them) decided to walk outside of the house and into the street where the neighbors discovered them and called the police. See, that makes more sense to me. Her Ex-Girlfriend wasn’t even at the home when this happened. Why would she place blame on someone? Oh because she’s a piece of shit who leaves her kids to roam the streets while she catches some shut eye. Look at the way she talks of that girl in her post, why would anyone leave their kids with someone like that? Why? Here she goes on another rant about this ex-girlfriend……….. Let’s take a look at who she’s pretending is fit enough to watch her kids:


So, it’s obvious this chick is lying through her teeth. I mean, DCS would not take your children from you and keep them away from you for weeks because of someone else who made a very bad decision to leave your kids alone. Let’s pretend that her story is real… Please tell me WHY she feels that this chick was good enough to have as a baby sitter if she noticed all of these negatives about her? I mean come on…..look………Just look……


SWEET JESUS!!!!!!! That’s on some hills have eyes shit! Is there someone out there that can tell me they would allow someone with Jo Knir’s description and this physical appearance to be in charge of your three kids while you worked? No the fuck there is not!

So, people started question Jo the Hoe about her decision to allow Michelle to watch her kids knowing she was all of the things Jo said she was… (Of course those people got banned shortly after it’s where her name appears in grey).


A voice of reason! One would hope some more would come out of the wood works, but nope! Just a bunch of psychotic people who stick up for Jo Knirs like she’s some innocent bystander instead of a deadbeat mother. First of all, the whole story about this girl leaving your damn kids alone is bullshit. She fell asleep and her kids escaped the house. I mean, look at the comments! She has a history with DCS – are we surprised? If this Michelle chick was “legally approved” by DCS to watch Jo’s kids – it means Jo has a history with DCS and it also means that if in fact Michelle left Jo’s kids unattended like Jo states, the police would have never taken her kids away once Jo showed up to the home. Let’s say they still do it for precautionary reasons, they sure as hell wouldn’t keep the kids for weeks!

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Yeah, abuse from her ex husband. Nope. They were both junkies and got their kids taken away. Her ex husband was abusive toward their three sons, not toward her. Yet, she allowed Jeff to stick around. Here he is turning a new leaf! Him and Jo “I forget I have 3 kids” Knirs are excited…


Oh wow, I’m not surprised there is even MORE history of these kids being taken away, but please lie to everyone some more about how Michelle is the reason your three boys were taken away, again……….for the 3rd time! You know what though? Jo and her husband went to church the day before so they are all good now; repent!

Let’s take a look at her secret page that she doesn’t want anyone on her mommy group to see!




Not quite the lesbian make up wearing short haired woman she’s pretending to be in her mommy group! If anyone is wondering, Jeff is no long in the picture. He’s in jail for child abuse – not because Jo Pressed charges, no she loved Jeff and let’s him do whatever he wants. He’s in jail because finally child protective services did something right; how shocking.

Jo the Hoe was keeping busy while she was married though!


What are those? There is absolutely no life left in those flap jack titties! I bet if she lifts one of them up over her shoulder the scent of rubber and Gouda cheese will permeate the air. They are hanging low even when they are in a bra… That’s impressive! It gets better:

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First, if there are ANY men reading this and you are NOT getting laid on a regular basis; step your fucking game up because this “chunk from Goonies” adult look alike is scissoring with not one, not two, but three lesbihonests!!!!!!! THREE… She is bangin’ THREE women while she is married. What time does she have to be a mother?? I wasn’t able to find a picture of her best friend she’s banging, I’m going to go out on a limb here and say she’s hideous… I could be wrong!

We have already seen the hills have eyes ex girlfriend……..She’s banging that chicks mother!! My goodness gracious. This woman juggles sex partners just as good as a hooker juggles a set of balls in her mouth! Easy… easyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy they are sensitive! Let’s look at Mommy:


Really………. I mean…….. No really? Linda…Linda…Linda… This is a woman? Are we sure? Can someone verify? She’s the manly version of Cuba Gooding Jr.


THREE WOMEN AND A HUSBAND! Jo, what time do you have to be a mother?? I have one husband and I’m exhausted… He’s a hand full! Including yourself, you have enough partners for a starting 5 in basketball. Way to juggle 3 pairs of baby buffets and a beef whistle, so talented.

Anyhow… Are we all wondering if Jo will get to see her Kids again on May 17th like she said she would? Yes or No?

If you said yes…


Then you’re definitely wrong!! Not because she fell asleep for a snooze-a-loo while her kids were unattended, but because she’s going to JAIL! Surprised?


Oh lord………..another bullshit story about how she’s innocent! This woman can do no wrong! Look at all the idiots giving her prayers and support, but never questioning her low life scumbag choices and the one person who has a brain and asks a logical question gets hammered:


More stupid people who lend support to a career criminal married to another career criminal who’s having sex with a 50 year old Lesbian and her Hills have eyes 28 year old daughter as well as her best friend and AGAIN… When she gets called out people get yelled at, ganged up on, and then removed:


Laurie writes “No questions about the situation please read he ENTIRE post” Excuse me? You mean to tell me this attention whore makes a long post about her drama exit from this group because she’s going to be in jail for the next year and no one is allowed to question her? Yeah, this group is “Uncensored” alright!


I guess she won’t have to worry about getting Section 8 anymore!


Lies. Lies. Lies. She is unemployed and ready to go to jail. She has no bills under her name. She is not working. She receives stamps and SSI for her kids. Again, coming from a trust worthy source whom I can’t name. Although, I’m sure at this point you can take my word for it!

She is PROUD that she is going to jail. She is making jokes and poking fun at herself. A real mother would never be in this situation. It’s all fun and games to you but what about your kids?? Paying for makeup is more important than leaving some money for your kids…


Losaaaaaaaah! I could post screenshots all day, but at this point we can all see where she is headed, and what type of slut and neglectful mother she is. I’m so glad she’s going to jail. Her husband Jeff is in jail too. The only thing that makes me sad is knowing these three boys have had to live with two dead beat parents who spend their time being welfare and section 8 recipients who break the law, neglect their kids, and do drugs. It’s absolutely mind boggling that someone can continue to reproduce children knowing damn well they can’t provide for any of them. I hope those boys go to a loving family. There is no way the family that Jo or Jeff come from can be any different, I would be absolutely shocked if they were.

I waited to post this blog now because I’m going to enjoy that she will be in jail thinking about this blog and how she can’t defend herself. She literally has to turn herself in on Monday. She has two days to defend her ratchet behavior! I’m doing her fat ass the same way she does to the women who disagree with her on her page. Jo Knirs has to have the last word, she has to be able to be the winner… This time, she will lose. I hope you get two in the pink and one in the stink while you’re in jail.

Anyhow, so sorry for this long blog, my hands are tired and I don’t think this is something I can do often. It has given me the worst heart burn and aggravation… This better end up on next year’s Ratchet Madness! I’m sure it won’t win, but I just want to see her face pop up again next year, hopefully she’s out of jail and gets to watch us on Live!

P.S. Aren’t we all glad that Massachusetts isn’t responsible for this one? 🙂


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21 Comment(s)
  • Get the real facts and dig deep
    April 9, 2019 at 1:10 pm

    Sexual abuse runs deep in her family and it’s quite sad and none of them believe in mental illness or going to get help or counseling. Only one person from their family has made it out alive and truly persevered and only by Christ, the others are very immature, they don’t truly sell Christ but they know some of his book but don’t truly understand it, they don’t realize they have issues and they don’t know what’s inappropriate and what’s not. They say and do things that are inappropriate and on the side of sexual. Bitter, hate, revenge and all that is what chains the bind them. It’s truly sad but they aren’t the only family that is like this. I get where you are coming from but I also feel like you should realize with the fall that life isn’t always fair, and yes the Justice system/court system isn’t always fair and it’s messed up but realize that God is in control. Do report things that are wrong to the police and whoever you should but at the same time see that these people are in need of prayer, help and Christ. See where your heart is when saying or doing anything and have good intentions. Hate the actions and not the person. We are all broken and in need of a savior. And when instead of getting hurt and mad, when we try to understand and look in someone’s background you will tend to find things that explain them. Not always and don’t try to make sense of it but usually. Esther was only 4 years old when he sister (step sister) started sexually abusing her, they were all home schooled and I only know about Nikki and what she did, but being homeschooled and being home a lot, there’s a big chance it didn’t go unnoticed and second in most cases of a young 14 year old doing this to someone that someone did it to them and there’s a parent in the family that was sexually abused as a child. There’s also previous drug and alcohol issues the parents have had and they have never seen a counselor or anyone about their issues. There’s also what happens when one has had this done if they have not sought help they deal with urges and other things mentally and also with identity issues. Etc.. etc…

  • Someone who knows all
    April 6, 2019 at 5:38 pm

    Her sister Nicole Sheree Newton is worse, she plays a Christian house mom but she’s really a pedophile and she’s mentally ill,they both are wrongly close to one another,Nikki sexually abused Esther as a child, that’s a fact and Esther’s not the only one Nikki has sexually abused. Nikki started doing it when she was 14 years old.

  • August 31, 2017 at 11:21 pm

    You should have asked before posting my comments on there. You have know idea how pissed off I am at you and just be looking forward to seeing a law suit or some shit. That picture is of my son and now it can be seen by God knows who and it’s all because your a low life piece of shit who don’t know how to mark people’s names out or pictures. I will be reporting this so maybe you will learn a lesson because now anyone can see what my child looks like because of you. I have my profile set to private for a reason and now you are blasting my name all over the fucking internet. Remove this shit or face the law. It is illegal to post stuff of other people with out their consent and I sure as hell did not tell you you could post my comment with MY SON AS MY PROFILE PICTURE. Take my shit out of this now bitch. Ps name is Kyllie Stover and I ain’t playing you better get a move on it or I will be contacting police.

    • msheadkracker
      September 1, 2017 at 1:43 am

      In the famous words of Tommy Sotomayer “fair use nigga, fair use”. You posted it, you’re profile was public, you can’t do shit because it’s not slander if it’s the truth, maybe don’t be a shitty mom and keep pics of your offspring off Facebook. Maybe TB can get Richard Vulva a referral for her “lawsuit”. This is actually amazing, 4 months later and she figures it out. Bawahahahahahahahah!

  • Wiserthanyathink
    May 11, 2017 at 9:43 pm

    She’s a fake lie and not even in jail whining about being an addict and never turned her self in but when you look more into it she doesn’t even have a warrant. She just loves the attention and drama and clearly not wanting the truth about herself known.

  • itsjustme
    May 7, 2017 at 10:59 am

    Unfortunately we never get a tax return so I’m not sure if it’s different, but I’ve deposited, even cashed checks made out to both of us, and just my husband many times, and he’s done the same for me. We even forge each other’s name all the time.

  • Hegone
    May 7, 2017 at 3:58 am

    thanks for the ride home khed.

  • Wth
    May 7, 2017 at 12:51 am

    Granted this is all a lot. And this is sad. And u may have been right to call her out as she does on her group. Karmas a bitch, right. But honestly, with as bad as bullying is in this generation, and cyber bullying is, what kind of role model r u? I mean shit. Teens will c this. And now since just about every kid has a tablet or whatnot, I’m sure a kid will stumble upon this. U hear all the time about teens, and even now elementary school children commuting suicide because of bullying. But ig since everyone else is doing it, what difference does it make that u do too… Idk. Ig I just grew up being taught two wrongs don’t make a right..

    • May 7, 2017 at 1:11 am

      What song would you like me to play on this here violin?

  • msheadkracker
    May 6, 2017 at 10:46 pm

    Wow, what a liar this lesbo is, and you’ve done an awesome job calling her dumb ass out. Now it’s time to sit back and watch all the dumb bitches from her cult saying how good of a person this dumb bitch is. She wrote a check knowing the funds weren’t there, took a car knowing the funds weren’t there, and then like a dummy, didn’t deposit the check or have her criminal husband deposit the check so they could keep the car. I bet this dumb bitch spent the money and never intended on paying the dealership, thinking she would get away with just a repo, Hahahahahaha! Sucks to be you bitch! Have fun getting ass raped in jail with a splintery broom you lying, neglectful, sorry excuse for a mother! Rot bitch, rot!

  • NoneYaBuisness
    May 6, 2017 at 9:37 pm

    Actually 4 of those admins are pretty cool and don’t jump on bitches always like the other cuntastic moms do. Joanne, Carissa, Samantha and chante are all ok from what I’ve seen in my short time being there. But guess all of them but Joanne left the entire page has went on lockdown and alit of the stuff in comments etc. Has been deleted as well.

    • You're Fake
      May 8, 2017 at 10:27 am

      You’re kidding me right? Those 4 were just as cunty as the rest. Especially Joanne.

  • Gracie
    May 6, 2017 at 9:31 pm

    Actually if you search the records she’s lying about the check fraud also…

    May 6, 2017 at 7:55 pm

    Not sure about Indiana but if she was in a Massachusetts jail and decided to have that “I’m a girl now but I really think I’m a boy”, surgery. Us fucking taxpayers would be paying for it. I love this fucking state. Worst streets in the nation

  • Diane Woods emerson
    May 6, 2017 at 2:02 pm

    It’s amazing that you found a thunder cunt ratchet from another state. I was beginning to think Massachusetts and New Hampshire had the market locked down. Good to see it isn’t limited to here.

  • JoeMomma
    May 6, 2017 at 1:32 pm

    Porn flicks have totally lied to us about lesbians……..

  • CLG
    May 6, 2017 at 10:48 am

    I’m continually amazed that people can acquire a cult-like following, people who blindly tell them how wonderful they are. I also noticed that if anyone wrote a comment resembling a sensible thought, that their name was grey. Good luck to the grey named ones, they got tossed out of the cult, and are far better off.
    Good luck to ‘Jo’ in the joint, I’m sure she’ll enjoy being traded around for a couple cigarettes without her blind minion followers and admins to make the sense talking people disappear.
    LOL…. for when she has to use TP in her panties because she’s in jail and has no money in her commissary fund! Jo may not be from Massachusetts, but now she’s Turtleboy Famous! (I hope she reads the blog before she gets locked up.)

  • John Barker
    May 6, 2017 at 10:44 am

    14,000 in this group? Turtle kids will be blogging about these ratchets into the next century..

  • bigdaddy
    May 6, 2017 at 10:11 am

    wow that list looks like the ratchet hall of fame

  • me
    May 6, 2017 at 10:08 am

    this chick’s life could be titled “Four girls, a Batterer and a Cup.”

    is there a drama-manufacturing industry where dumbshits go and actually purchase all this stupidity? the only thing i get from all this is–

    those poor boys. i wonder is it too late for them? nice going, sperm donor and baby chute. you have gifted us the next generation of social dysfunction.


  • IwantIneedIhavetoHave
    May 6, 2017 at 9:47 am

    Look, It’s real simple… Fuck the check in you hand, was the money in your account or NOT.

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