Married All-Star Mom Neglects 3 Sons To Take Daytime Naps And Have Wild Lesbo Sex And Is Now Going To Jail For Check Fraud
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I’m going to apologize ahead of time for the lengthy blog. Please, if you have not had coffee, snacks, or alcohol, you may want to wait until you do just so you can get through this blog about one of the most ratchet chicks I have ever spotted on the internet. What I’m hoping to accomplish here is having this bad boy end up on next years Ratchet Madness! This ratchet is not your typical “I’m going to post 147 selfies in a sexy dress ratchet” so don’t get too excited, put your hogs away (thanks Medford Pete).
So, there is a group called “Mommy Block Central: Uncensored that has over 14k members. It’s a closed group, and rightfully so. It’s filled with the most ratchet stories you will ever read in your entire life. These women come from all over the United States. Let me just show you the type of women who run this page:
The only half decent woman here is Chante McKeever and I’m almost positive it has a cock or at the very least, started to transition. This group is filled with a bunch of trashy women who bully anyone who disagrees with them. Apparently they pride themselves on having an “uncensored” mommy group but one of the number one rules listed on their blog is if you argue with an admin, owner, or mod, you will be removed.
Are you kidding me? The list goes on and on… So members are allowed to argue as long as you don’t argue back with anyone who runs the group, what a bunch of snowflakes!
The lucky lady featured in this blog is no one other than Jo Knirs, Esther Dieckmann-Knirs, or just plain Esther Knirs <—- That name is her secret married life name where she has pictures of what she really looks like. She is from Vincennes Indiana. At first, I wasn’t going to write about her because she isn’t local. However, I figured some of us here will feel good about a disgusting ratchet who is finally not from Massachusetts.
She first caught my attention when she made this post:
Wow, who is this Danielle Michelle Portee she is talking about? Oh… no one important… It’s only her ex-girlfriend who still doubles as her “baby sitter” Hmmm… Weird. Before I go on, let me warn you that the women in this group kiss the asses of moderators, co-owners, or anyone else who runs the group. They will agree with everything they say almost like MOTTS – a cult!! The few women who do disagree, always get banned or removed, and then brutally ridiculed without having a chance to fight back – yet this is supposed to be “uncensored.”
Makes. No. Sense. Why would her kids be taken away when it was not her fault, well according to her anyway! My source who I cannot name but has since been removed from that group (she was once an admin) told me that Jo “I leave my kids unattended” Knirs was taking a nap when her boys (all three of them) decided to walk outside of the house and into the street where the neighbors discovered them and called the police. See, that makes more sense to me. Her Ex-Girlfriend wasn’t even at the home when this happened. Why would she place blame on someone? Oh because she’s a piece of shit who leaves her kids to roam the streets while she catches some shut eye. Look at the way she talks of that girl in her post, why would anyone leave their kids with someone like that? Why? Here she goes on another rant about this ex-girlfriend……….. Let’s take a look at who she’s pretending is fit enough to watch her kids:
So, it’s obvious this chick is lying through her teeth. I mean, DCS would not take your children from you and keep them away from you for weeks because of someone else who made a very bad decision to leave your kids alone. Let’s pretend that her story is real… Please tell me WHY she feels that this chick was good enough to have as a baby sitter if she noticed all of these negatives about her? I mean come on…..look………Just look……
SWEET JESUS!!!!!!! That’s on some hills have eyes shit! Is there someone out there that can tell me they would allow someone with Jo Knir’s description and this physical appearance to be in charge of your three kids while you worked? No the fuck there is not!
So, people started question Jo the Hoe about her decision to allow Michelle to watch her kids knowing she was all of the things Jo said she was… (Of course those people got banned shortly after it’s where her name appears in grey).
A voice of reason! One would hope some more would come out of the wood works, but nope! Just a bunch of psychotic people who stick up for Jo Knirs like she’s some innocent bystander instead of a deadbeat mother. First of all, the whole story about this girl leaving your damn kids alone is bullshit. She fell asleep and her kids escaped the house. I mean, look at the comments! She has a history with DCS – are we surprised? If this Michelle chick was “legally approved” by DCS to watch Jo’s kids – it means Jo has a history with DCS and it also means that if in fact Michelle left Jo’s kids unattended like Jo states, the police would have never taken her kids away once Jo showed up to the home. Let’s say they still do it for precautionary reasons, they sure as hell wouldn’t keep the kids for weeks!
Yeah, abuse from her ex husband. Nope. They were both junkies and got their kids taken away. Her ex husband was abusive toward their three sons, not toward her. Yet, she allowed Jeff to stick around. Here he is turning a new leaf! Him and Jo “I forget I have 3 kids” Knirs are excited…
Oh wow, I’m not surprised there is even MORE history of these kids being taken away, but please lie to everyone some more about how Michelle is the reason your three boys were taken away, again……….for the 3rd time! You know what though? Jo and her husband went to church the day before so they are all good now; repent!
Let’s take a look at her secret page that she doesn’t want anyone on her mommy group to see!
Not quite the lesbian make up wearing short haired woman she’s pretending to be in her mommy group! If anyone is wondering, Jeff is no long in the picture. He’s in jail for child abuse – not because Jo Pressed charges, no she loved Jeff and let’s him do whatever he wants. He’s in jail because finally child protective services did something right; how shocking.
Jo the Hoe was keeping busy while she was married though!
What are those? There is absolutely no life left in those flap jack titties! I bet if she lifts one of them up over her shoulder the scent of rubber and Gouda cheese will permeate the air. They are hanging low even when they are in a bra… That’s impressive! It gets better:
First, if there are ANY men reading this and you are NOT getting laid on a regular basis; step your fucking game up because this “chunk from Goonies” adult look alike is scissoring with not one, not two, but three lesbihonests!!!!!!! THREE… She is bangin’ THREE women while she is married. What time does she have to be a mother?? I wasn’t able to find a picture of her best friend she’s banging, I’m going to go out on a limb here and say she’s hideous… I could be wrong!
We have already seen the hills have eyes ex girlfriend……..She’s banging that chicks mother!! My goodness gracious. This woman juggles sex partners just as good as a hooker juggles a set of balls in her mouth! Easy… easyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy they are sensitive! Let’s look at Mommy:
Really………. I mean…….. No really? Linda…Linda…Linda… This is a woman? Are we sure? Can someone verify? She’s the manly version of Cuba Gooding Jr.
THREE WOMEN AND A HUSBAND! Jo, what time do you have to be a mother?? I have one husband and I’m exhausted… He’s a hand full! Including yourself, you have enough partners for a starting 5 in basketball. Way to juggle 3 pairs of baby buffets and a beef whistle, so talented.
Anyhow… Are we all wondering if Jo will get to see her Kids again on May 17th like she said she would? Yes or No?
If you said yes…
Then you’re definitely wrong!! Not because she fell asleep for a snooze-a-loo while her kids were unattended, but because she’s going to JAIL! Surprised?
Oh lord………..another bullshit story about how she’s innocent! This woman can do no wrong! Look at all the idiots giving her prayers and support, but never questioning her low life scumbag choices and the one person who has a brain and asks a logical question gets hammered:
More stupid people who lend support to a career criminal married to another career criminal who’s having sex with a 50 year old Lesbian and her Hills have eyes 28 year old daughter as well as her best friend and AGAIN… When she gets called out people get yelled at, ganged up on, and then removed:
Laurie writes “No questions about the situation please read he ENTIRE post” Excuse me? You mean to tell me this attention whore makes a long post about her drama exit from this group because she’s going to be in jail for the next year and no one is allowed to question her? Yeah, this group is “Uncensored” alright!
I guess she won’t have to worry about getting Section 8 anymore!
Lies. Lies. Lies. She is unemployed and ready to go to jail. She has no bills under her name. She is not working. She receives stamps and SSI for her kids. Again, coming from a trust worthy source whom I can’t name. Although, I’m sure at this point you can take my word for it!
She is PROUD that she is going to jail. She is making jokes and poking fun at herself. A real mother would never be in this situation. It’s all fun and games to you but what about your kids?? Paying for makeup is more important than leaving some money for your kids…
Losaaaaaaaah! I could post screenshots all day, but at this point we can all see where she is headed, and what type of slut and neglectful mother she is. I’m so glad she’s going to jail. Her husband Jeff is in jail too. The only thing that makes me sad is knowing these three boys have had to live with two dead beat parents who spend their time being welfare and section 8 recipients who break the law, neglect their kids, and do drugs. It’s absolutely mind boggling that someone can continue to reproduce children knowing damn well they can’t provide for any of them. I hope those boys go to a loving family. There is no way the family that Jo or Jeff come from can be any different, I would be absolutely shocked if they were.
I waited to post this blog now because I’m going to enjoy that she will be in jail thinking about this blog and how she can’t defend herself. She literally has to turn herself in on Monday. She has two days to defend her ratchet behavior! I’m doing her fat ass the same way she does to the women who disagree with her on her page. Jo Knirs has to have the last word, she has to be able to be the winner… This time, she will lose. I hope you get two in the pink and one in the stink while you’re in jail.
Anyhow, so sorry for this long blog, my hands are tired and I don’t think this is something I can do often. It has given me the worst heart burn and aggravation… This better end up on next year’s Ratchet Madness! I’m sure it won’t win, but I just want to see her face pop up again next year, hopefully she’s out of jail and gets to watch us on Live!
P.S. Aren’t we all glad that Massachusetts isn’t responsible for this one? 🙂
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