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Marshfield Meatpop CNA 2.0 Complains That Carolina Hill Shelter Common Room Doesn’t Have TV And Is Inhumane For Crotch Fruits 

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Back in July we did a blog on some meatpop from Marshfield who had the audacity to complain about her free stay at the Carolina Hill shelter because they didn’t have AC in the free rooms.

She made up a bunch of lies about people fainting because of it.

And the place had AC in the common rooms, and a fan provided in each bedroom.

Well, different season, new complaint it seems:

Oh no, the horror!! A bunch of chairs and some hardwood! How will you ever survive the winter? Get some shag carpets in there and a 70 inch flatscreen stat!

According to Paige she DESERVES better than this.

You’re right Paige, your kids do deserve better than to have a mother who can’t provide for them and teaches them that it’s OK to be an ungrateful twatsicle. They also deserve to grow up with a Mom who doesn’t virtue signal about being clean for 2 weeks with a Facebook filter.

And you’ll never, ever, EVER guess what Paige does for work.

She’s a CNA – cum now accepted.

Furthermore, your kids are not “traumatized” from living in a shelter that has a common area with no TV. How exactly do you think children grew up before the invention of television? Did Abraham Lincoln get PTSD from living in a log cabin and twiddling wood all day? Here’s an idea – go down to the library, get your kid a book, and read it to them. I know, I know, it sounds crazy. But kids actually like it when you read books to them, AND it’s good for them.

But, but, but….it’s not fair!!

Yea, your kids probably don’t have to sit in a room without cable TV because you actually did what a mother is supposed to do and provided a roof over their head!!

Of course she’s hiding behind the whole, “this is about the children” shtick. Nah bitch, this is about you. You had a kid when you weren’t ready to have a kid because the appeal of raw dog was too much to pass up. Then, instead of learning your lesson and going on the pill which you can probably get for free since you’re a waddling charity case, you went and got knocked up again, because you think babies are cute little dolls that you can collect without thinking about how you’re going to care for the child. You expect everything to be handed to you, and then you have the nerve to complain when a place that is letting you stay there FOR FREE, is inhumane because they don’t have a TV and a jungle gym in the living room. Get bent.

26 Comment(s)
  • bertha Von Nation
    January 28, 2019 at 2:59 pm

    Libraries are free. I bet her kids have never even seen a book. God forbid their full time job of staring at a tv screen be interrupted! These kids are doomed.

  • Just a humble guy
    January 28, 2019 at 9:54 am

    You know those piss troughs they have in the men’s rooms at Fenway? I propose that we take unemployed sluts like this and pay them an hourly wage to get naked and serve as human urinals instead. I know I’d throw a couple bucks in tip money her way. And it would make the wait much more acceptable.

  • SSTG Fan Club President
    January 25, 2019 at 7:24 pm


  • The angry taint
    The angry taint
    January 25, 2019 at 1:32 pm

    skank needs to get her thyroid checked before her eyes pop out like beetlejuice……ungrateful cunt

  • Bill Clinton
    January 25, 2019 at 10:47 am

    I got $10 here she can earn the easy way towards rent…

  • Wade Boggs Taint
    January 25, 2019 at 7:45 am

    This morning I was cold so I cranked up the heat so I could stay in my shorts and tee shirt. In the summer I turn on the AC until I’m comfortable. I can do this because I have a job. I have a wife with one too. We planned our first kid but not our second. We stuck together lived within our means, got progressively better jobs through our 25 years . No one gave us anything and we didn’t expect it. Drove piece of shit cars ate ramen and cereal as meals sometimes. Fuck you you entitled welfare cunt. Welcome to the real world. Think of that the next time you flop onto your back.

  • Y
    January 24, 2019 at 9:57 pm

    Sell your iPhone and buy a used couch and/or TV, you fat, disgusting, worthless, feckless, ingrate!

  • Ungrateful
    January 24, 2019 at 8:53 pm

    This bugged eyed beaver eater is in a Marshfield shelter. First let’s just say Marshfield is a upper class area. Take this bitch and dump her ass in a New Bedford or a Fall River shelter and see how humane she feels then. I want to punch her right in the eye!!!!!

  • Sulfer Powder
    January 24, 2019 at 8:06 pm

    Them fucking eyes! Jesus H Christ those are scary. Imagine waking up in your welfare den at 11 am and finding those staring at you! Fuck! What am I saying??? I meant imagine waking up in your welfare den at 2 in the afternoon….

  • Ugh
    January 24, 2019 at 7:47 pm

    They can do what everyone else does without cable, buy a dollar store antenna and figure out the best location for 20 free channels……

    • Slow
      January 24, 2019 at 8:31 pm

      Shit I’m sure there is a metal coat hanger in that place and tin foil. Work with it dumb ass

  • Sick of these Ratchet Fucks
    January 24, 2019 at 7:42 pm

    The horror! The trauma! She only wants the TV so it can babysit for her. Drop the kids in front of the TV! Throw on Sesame Street. And go back to your room and get hammered for a few hours.Thats why she’s bitching. Plus these leaches Are always looking for more.they look for anything But work. How do you starveca ratchet? Hide the welfare check in their work clothes!

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    January 24, 2019 at 7:42 pm

    How the fuck am I supposed to watch Springer and Keep Up With the Kardashians? It’s for the children you A-holes!

  • Reactionary
    January 24, 2019 at 7:34 pm

    “What about my free stuff?!” asked the degenerate as the last tax payer fled Massachusetts.

  • Ive Got an Idea
    January 24, 2019 at 7:19 pm

    Have her stay in a tent in Greenfield for the winter

  • z
    January 24, 2019 at 7:18 pm

    AC? I didn’t have AC growing up There were 2 upstairs bedrooms under a roof. 4ft walls, which then angled to the ceiling then the ceiling Crawl space on the other side of the 4ft walls. Me in one room, sister in the other. Temps at night in the summer went to 90+. Heat was trapped in the crawl spaces. Just 1 dinky window in each room. Having the outside temp the same as the inside temp was a luxury at night in the summer.

    In the winter, the rooms got heated by whatever heat rose above the first floor.
    See you breath, temps in the 40s. To see out those same windows you’d have to rest the palm of your hand on the glass for a minute to melt the frost. Our parents insisted we keep the door closed at the top of the steps because “You are going to be sleeping under blankets, you don’t need all that heat.”

    No one owes you anything you stupid “git”. You are given the relative luxury of a roof over your head by the good graces of kind people. Which you fucking insult with “IT”S NOT ENOUGH!!!!!!”

  • Stupid Welfare Motel Guy
    January 24, 2019 at 6:59 pm

    I went to a motel that was a shelter by mistake. The people were getting high in the parking lot and dumped their kids in the lobby. Then they drove off. The motel lady was like do you see the parents anywhere? Nope! Adios motel lady you on your own!

    January 24, 2019 at 6:53 pm


  • Quit Fucking Staring At Me
    January 24, 2019 at 6:36 pm

    Jeepers, Creepers, where’d ya get those Peepers. So it’s dark and she keeps her eyes closed and Randall Guy climbs into that twatwaffle and then bam; she opens them things and it is like night of the living dead.

  • I need more free stuff
    January 24, 2019 at 6:30 pm

    I love how the place came back and said nobody was fainting, sad that they had to, but fuck her. I think if you complain about anything that you are getting for free, you can go fuck yourself too. The state needs to stop incentivizing douchebags from having these poor kids that have zero chance. Everyone makes mistakes, so for one kid sure help them out. If YOU decide to bring another kid into this world that you cannot provide for, no kore money for you. What a joke.

  • Lisa Flood
    January 24, 2019 at 6:15 pm

    I am surprised that they let her stay that long there!!! especially after bad mouthing the place that saved her kids !!! Guess what the streets don’t have TV either!!! No comfy couches under the bridge . Be thankful , be kind , and learn from your mistakes and own them ,because when you own them ? You tend not to repeat them .

    • Useless
      January 24, 2019 at 8:45 pm

      Even a dog knows not to bite the hand that feeds you.

  • Natasha
    January 24, 2019 at 6:08 pm

    Is twiddling wood like masturbating or….?

    This chick sucks.

  • johny weir
    January 24, 2019 at 6:08 pm

    filthy slut, just like her mother

  • Get A Job
    January 24, 2019 at 5:50 pm

    How is she STILL in that shelter! Get a job!

    • Nursing Home Guy
      January 24, 2019 at 7:05 pm

      Yeah like they only have a shortage of like a billion CNA’s. Kinda hard to be happy unemployed.

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