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Marty Walsh Appoints Openly Racist Porsha Olayiwola As Boston’s Taxypayer Funded Poet Laureate Despite Calling White Kids Zoo Animals, Claiming She Hates White Men Because They’re All Trying To Kill Her

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A couple weeks ago Boston Mayor Marty Walsh announced that Boston would have a new poet laureate named Porsha Olayiwola.

Yes, that’s a thing. And the taxpayers pay for it. Because who cares if your roads need repair, your children’s teachers don’t have enough supplies to adequately educate your kids, and your taxes never stop going up. The City of Boston cannot function without a poet laureate.

Guess what her politics are?

Oh man, I totally would’ve guessed that she’s a Trump supporter. Turns out she’s just a Fascist who tries to “shut that shit down” every time someone with a different political opinion tries to exercise their constitutional right to free assembly. Probably why she supported the I-93 blockade a few years ago, in which a bunch of unemployed white people shut down Boston’s busiest highway during the morning commute and prevented people with jobs from getting to work, along with ambulances from getting to the hospital.

WBUR was predictably slobbering all over her when the announcement was made.

“I’m still in shock,” Olayiwola said. “But I’m excited about what work will be possible with these resources.”

Mayor Marty Walsh appointed Olayiwola, a Jamaica Plain resident, to the four-year term, which includes a stipend. The Poet Laureate position was established in 2008 as a way “to highlight literary arts and promote a citywide appreciation for poetry.” In addition to acting as the literary ambassador for the city, poet laureates carry the responsibility of visualizing new and innovative ways poetry can impact youth in Boston. Current poet laureate Danielle Legros Georges and her work often focused on the beauty of multi-cultural identity. Olayiwola will assume the mantle on Jan. 1. In her first year in this position, Olayiwola will release a full-length poetry collection with Button Poetry.

Like most poets she’s just a full time “activist” who rants about alleged injustices, speaks in iambic pentameter, and calls it poetry.

What were the odds that this government job would go to someone obsessed with identity politics? Never saw that one coming.

It’s bad enough your tax dollars pay for nonsense like this, but to make it worse Porsha Olayiwola is also a pretty big racist, and she doesn’t hide it either. She regularly spews bigoted trash on Twitter. Like when she went to Nigeria, and evidently didn’t like the fact that a white woman had the audacity to style her hair in the way that she wanted to.

Because freedom isn’t nearly as important as a professional activist whining about cultural appropriation. Someone should probably tell her that white people invented obesity and the nasal door knocker, so she should probably stop appropriating their culture too.

Here’s her thoughts on white men in general.

Now imagine a white male publicly stating, “really can’t stand black women,” and being rewarded with a taxpayer funded job doing nothing as a poet laureate.

She thinks that all white men with cameras are trying to kill her because “white violence is traumatizing.”

According to her being white means you are inherently stupid. So stupid that she cannot even comprehend the full scope of your stupidity.

Again, imagine a white male working for the city of Boston who said anything remotely close to this about “blackness.” They’d be world famous by now, and would forever be labeled as a racist. Where can I trade in my white privilege and what can I get for it?

She also compares white children to zoo animals, and in general finds them to be a nuisance when she’s traveling around the world, getting paid to do “poetry.”

One of the most racist things you can say about African-Americans is make any sort of reference to the zoo or animals. But it’s cool to do it to white people because……1800’s.

It’s not only the City of Boston that’s endorsing her racism, it’s Twitter as well. We’re banned from Twitter because we retweeted Kathy Griffin calling Jeff Flake a cunt and pointed out that it was a double standard. Meanwhile she can do this. It’s almost as if being an outspoken femme person of color makes you the privileged one, since people like Marty Walsh reward you for being a bigoted pile of garbage.

She “really loves black skin.”

Yet a couple weeks ago some drunk Columbia student became a viral racist sensation for stating on camera several times that he loved being white. Again, so many privileges come along with being white that I don’t know what to do with them all.

Porsha thinks she should be paid more for being an untalented hack.

Which is why she needs a GoFundMe to fly around and say racist nonsense into a microphone.

https://twitter.com/mylessgolden/status/1000107630998769665

She attacks the Boston Police on social media.

And in general is a horrible person. But then again, Didi Delgado gets paid by public schools like Watertown High School to spew her racism, so nothing comes as a surprise anymore.

For the record, I think she should be able to say what she wants, but that doesn’t mean she should be handed this obviously unnecessary and wasteful stipend position. I’m more here to point out the obvious double standards that exist in our society. Racism is fully tolerated in our society, unless of course you’re white. Remember that the next time some social justice warrior whines about white privilege or “institutional racism.” If institutional racism against people of color was a real thing then racists like Porsha Olayiwola wouldn’t be getting taxpayer funded jobs by a white mayor trying to pander to a base where his polling numbers are the lowest.

43 Comment(s)
  • Belvedere!
    January 1, 2019 at 11:48 pm

    Fetch me my buffalo gun!!

    Maybe Mahty needs some of her racist rants made up banner size and hung on City Hall for all to see.
    If she’s enough of an embarrassment, his political needs will far outweigh his faux wokeness and she’ll be gone.

    *Happy New Year to you all!*

  • big daddy
    December 30, 2018 at 8:10 pm

    The only reason I would not want to fly on a plane with her is she needs 1and 1/2 seats. She is heavy enough that she can’t possibly reach all the places on her body she needs to wash, so that would result in me smelling her FUPA and the cracks under her back fat that fill with dead skin and sweat. And where I truly believe I’m unlucky, I would be stuck sitting on the only half of the seat left for me because her fat ass has my other half, While she eats a smuggled vegan burrito from the Purple Cactus on Centre st in JP.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Mike Barnicle
    December 29, 2018 at 5:22 pm

    I like her. She has a lot of spunk.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Mike Barnicle
      December 29, 2018 at 5:26 pm

      Also quite the looker.

      • murdochpatsymcreynolds
        Mike Barnicle
        December 29, 2018 at 5:45 pm

        Her stipend better be six figures per year, or y’all need to pay her more.

  • Burlando Castile
    December 29, 2018 at 4:59 pm

    Funny how she’d gladly sell her soul working for one they called “Master” way back. If the stereotypes weren’t true, then people like Tommy Sotomayor would have no content or room to say anything. 

    This bitch is nasty not because of her color, but because of her personality and contempt for a group of people who she will now be dancing for while condemning ya the same time. Must be nice to have a diamond leash around your neck, you Cape Buffalo looking beast!

  • DJ
    December 29, 2018 at 3:24 pm

    I am sorry but with that nose ring she looks like she should be chained up by that and locked up with the rest of the cattle. She looks like an animal. That hair, that nose ring I don’t understand her stupidity. Just ugly and probably smells weird too.

  • DJ
    December 29, 2018 at 3:19 pm

    White Violence? What is White Violence? This fat bitch is afraid of all white men? Why? Has there been a spike in white makes running around killing random black chicks? She is so stupid and everything she says is just fucking wrong that I can’t even waste time on this one. Wow she is fucked up!

  • Michael Che be like
    December 29, 2018 at 8:21 am

    Well this changes everything. Boston sure did prove me wrong.

  • Magnum PU
    December 28, 2018 at 10:53 pm

    Can’t make this shit up. She is a disgusting pig and Marty must be sucking it’s cock. Does Boston have an official graffiti artist too?

  • Leper Khan
    December 28, 2018 at 7:53 pm

    He must be hitting the sauce hard lately, probably not a friendly jovial drunk but rather the bitter and angry type that also exercises piss poor judgement after the before noon half rack.

  • phuc ah duc
    December 28, 2018 at 7:25 pm

    Ugly inside and out. dirty fucking pig

  • Sir Wilfred Death
    December 28, 2018 at 5:46 pm

    Every time Marty’s face appears on TV I can’t help but compare him to Mumbles Menino. We used to laugh at his speech problems but that guy had common sense and could fill a pothole. Marty is a low budget DiBlasio. A complete joke of a human being and exactly the mayor that Boston deserves.

  • Reactionary
    December 28, 2018 at 5:29 pm

    Imagine being so stupid you think white men are inherently stupid and violent.

    The only thing more embarrassing is that she gets a taxpayer funded position appointed to her by some cuck mayor.

    Soon enough people like this will be running the entire country.

  • Yuck
    December 28, 2018 at 5:18 pm

    Meh, I wouldn’t worry about her too much. That fat bitch will be riding the diabetes train soon enough (if she’s not already on it). Then when she is dead and buried, we can shit on her grave.

  • Pontius Pilate
    December 28, 2018 at 4:39 pm

    I remember back in in 03 B.C., Caesar was thinking about dropping poet laureate. He thought Rome should focus on eliminating barbarians. He didn’t listen to me and now the empire is gone. You all should be thanking Marty Walsh for his bravery.

  • Turtz McGurtz
    December 28, 2018 at 4:31 pm

    Can’t Boston just share the red sox poet laureate? I don’t think we need two. Oh wait, the Red Sox poet laureate is an old white guy…. never mind.

  • Milf Assessor
    December 28, 2018 at 4:03 pm

    Marty must be drinking again

  • RBG
    December 28, 2018 at 4:00 pm

    If I weren’t in the middle of my fellowship designing a partical accelerator in Los Alamos that job would have gone to me!

  • Rhyme this
    December 28, 2018 at 3:48 pm

    Cunts like this is the reason we have racism in the first place. Great job mayor on another well thought out decision! I guess he forgot there are any white people living in Boston. 

  • Independent Thinker
    December 28, 2018 at 2:34 pm

    We do not need to have a official poet being paid by taxpayer dollars. Just more money wasted, but the people of Massachusetts like this kind of stuff, which is why they keep voting for people like Elizabeth Warren over and over.

    Keep on putting people who are openly racist into positions such as this. You are only fanning the flames of the white supremacists, who are just as racist and hateful.

    • Rhyme this
      December 28, 2018 at 3:50 pm

      Cunts like this is the reason we have racism in the first place. Great job mayor on another well thought out decision! I guess he forgot there are any white people living in Boston. 

  • Carlos Danger
    December 28, 2018 at 2:17 pm

    Who is the bigger Cunt? Mahty or El Gigante….

  • bill fleming
    ruby
    December 28, 2018 at 2:06 pm

    History has a way of repeating itself. Remember the Boston Moonite Panic when two white nitwits shut down the MBTA and the major highways into the city after placing devices throughout the city. They were arrested and held a press conference laughing and joking about all the mayhem their stunt caused. Naturally the artist known as Zebbler was paid fifty grand to produce a show for First Night in Boston. I’m sure the poet laureate and Zebbler will team up this year and produce a new show calling for violence against white men paid by the taxpayers.

  • Mahky Mahk Ballbag
    December 28, 2018 at 1:57 pm

    Will someone please — for the love of gumby — teach the black kids to swim and shut this rage-a-holic the fuk up for chrissakes!

  • Poet Laureate
    December 28, 2018 at 1:41 pm

    There was a cow elephant from JP
    who squatted as much as she could to pee
    she started having some gas and something
    mushy popped out of her ass
    but she was too fat to reach it with TP

  • Crazy Cooter
    December 28, 2018 at 1:38 pm

    Looks more like a Kenworth than a Porsche.

  • Black Magic Fuckery
    December 28, 2018 at 1:24 pm

    How many albinos did she have to sacrifice to cast that spell on Walsh?

  • DinduPlantation.com
    December 28, 2018 at 1:22 pm

    Hate blacks!

  • Barry
    December 28, 2018 at 1:20 pm

    He’s not paying for a poet, he’s paying for the votes of her affinity group. Democrats buy votes with taxpayer money. That’s always been their modus operandi.

  • Kim Un Jong
    December 28, 2018 at 1:20 pm

    “white violence is so traumatizing i was in a room with white folks and one man was holding a camera and I nearly jumped out of my skin cause for a split second i thought it was a gun”

    You were lucky he was white because if he was black from JP it would have more than likely have been a gun

    • Scott
      December 28, 2018 at 2:07 pm

      “Eyes scared! Looks at what dey dids to Mike Brow. I dun wanna be keeyuld!”

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    December 28, 2018 at 1:14 pm

    I’m applying in 4 years. My monkey poem should qualify me. I wrote it myself: “Way down south on the tall tall grass, the monkey stuck his finger up the baboons ass, the baboon said Oh my soul! Get your finger outta my asshole!”

    • bigdaddy
      bigdaddy
      December 28, 2018 at 9:23 pm

      The monkey wrapped his tail around the flag pole
      he wanted to show the world his asshole

  • Crispy C
    CrispyC
    December 28, 2018 at 1:05 pm

    What species is that thing? Jesus Christ have some respect for yourself.

    No one wonder she doesn’t have a real job.

  • Ooga Booga
    December 28, 2018 at 12:51 pm

    Monkey see, Monkey write poems

  • Fred G Sanford
    December 28, 2018 at 12:50 pm

    PORSHA??

    Looks more like an Electra deuce and a quarter…

  • Hugh-Bo Mont
    December 28, 2018 at 12:48 pm

    Fuck her and the horse she swallowed.

  • Just Gross
    December 28, 2018 at 12:40 pm

    What a disgusting POS POC. That has to be a man. Does it get to keep its EBT card and welfare while doing this? I am surprised it is willing to “work”. Ghetto Black Skin. I would like to hook a chain to that nose frisbee and pull it around with my truck. I really can’t stand black people!

    • Kim Un Jong
      December 28, 2018 at 1:24 pm

      A man? She was worried about the white guy having a gun because he might have been hunting elephants

  • eugene
    December 28, 2018 at 12:33 pm

    Not surprised.Nutless Marty doesn’t want to offend his voting block.Wonder what he sees when he looks in the mirror? What a pathetic sorry excuse for a man.

  • deflateddoritodinks
    December 28, 2018 at 12:28 pm

    Boston has a poet laureate?! Does it also have it’s own national flag and navy and shit?

  • The Vorlon
    The Vorlon
    December 28, 2018 at 12:25 pm

    We are going to need a wall around Suffolk county real soon, like yesterday…

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