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Maryland Students Sign Petition Allowing Man On Woman’s Basketball Team Because She’s Transgender

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Bathrooms aren’t the only aspect in the ever important political debate on what gender people identify as. Last week President Obama decreed that transgender individuals in public schools be given access to everything that they identify with. So boys who call themselves girls now have a way to get into the girl’s locker room.

But now boys also have an easy way to get onto girls sports teams. As you know, we separate boys and girls athletics because on average boys are much faster, stronger, and more athletic than girls. And girls should be given the opportunity to play against other girls instead of being forced to play against boys. It’s only fair.

However, if you believe that a man shouldn’t be allowed to call himself a woman and play on a woman’s basketball team, this makes you a bigot in 2016. This is what your average college student and social justice warrior believes. This is how dumb and/or insane society has become. You must embrace men who call themselves women.

And to show you just how much this stupidity has permeated college campuses, a reporter from Campus Reform walked around the University of Maryland’s campus and asked 50 students and faculty to sign his petition to play on the women’s basketball team. Of course he told them that he identified as a woman, so they either had to sign it or admit that they were bigots and hypocrites. Guess how many signed his petition to play on the women’s basketball team?

49 out of 50. Hilarious. The best was when that one social justice warrior said, “Next year when you’re on the court I’ll be able to say that I signed that guy’s petition,” and he quickly corrected her and pointed out to this bigot that he was a girl, not a guy. But it’s cool because she high-fived him first:

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So she’s on the side of social progress!!

Then there was this guy:

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His man purse tells you everything you need to know about him. Gotta love how he’s lecturing this person, who is clearly a man, about how he’s gonna have to force everyone else to accept the fact that he is a woman, and not some dude perving. Because he can tell the difference. Then of course he has to check his own privilege when he tells this man, who is clearly a man, “good luck man.”

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Yea, this all makes TONS of sense.

Or this idiot:

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He tells her that, “there shouldn’t even be men’s and women’s teams” and she says she agrees 100%. Of course this would effectively eliminate people with vaginas from college athletics, and in doing so would undo 50 years of progress, but don’t tell this SJW that. It might make her head explode.

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Look, it’s pretty simple. You can call yourself whatever you wanna call yourself and you can wear whatever clothes you wanna wear. None of my business. But the problem is that the government shouldn’t be catering to this nonsense. If you have a penis, then you shit in the men’s room, you change in the men’s locker room, and you play on men’s sports teams. That’s it. What you choose to “identify” as is irrelevant. Because we don’t separate changing facilities and sports by “gender identity,” we separate them based on biological sex. End of discussion.



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8 Comment(s)
  • bob
    May 24, 2016 at 8:52 pm

    gotta think this isa parody by someone who agrees with you/\

  • Chris From Georgia
    May 24, 2016 at 1:08 pm

    Tell me this is a joke. No one can be that F***ing STUPID!!!!!!!

  • kingsraisins
    May 24, 2016 at 1:06 pm

    You know what? I’m a dude, but I’m totally going to try and use this tactic to score discounted drinks at local ‘ladies night’ events. Discounted drinks or you’re a bigot.

    • Spankster
      May 24, 2016 at 1:10 pm

      EXCELLENT Everything’s beginning to fall into place

  • KimberlyS
    May 24, 2016 at 12:56 pm

    I knew they shouldn’t have been allowed into the Big 10.

    I’ve never been a conspiracy theorist, but I’m starting to seriously entertain the possibility that people are being influenced in their think by something in the water, or cell phone waves or something. It’s the only explanation for this widespread insanity.

    • KimberlyS
      May 24, 2016 at 12:58 pm


    • Jay
      May 24, 2016 at 1:37 pm

      Nah, it’s all in the schools. Every history lesson focuses on some group that was oppressed and how you should feel bad about it. They focus on the natives. Then they focus on slaves. Then they talk about Rosa Parks. Then it’s women’s rights. Want to learn about the most important war in history? Too bad, they’re only going to talk about the Jews instead of learning about what we did in the Pacific. The fighting for the “oppressed” = good mentality is ingrained early on.

      I’m not saying those aren’t important parts of American history by the way.

      • KimberlyS
        May 24, 2016 at 1:49 pm

        Sad, but true.

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