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Obama Just Made It So Easy For High School Boys To See Boobies And Dominate Sports

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CNNThe Obama administration issued guidance Friday directing public schools to allow transgender students to use bathrooms matching their gender identity.

A joint letter from the Departments of Education and Justice went to schools Friday with guidelines to ensure that “transgender students enjoy a supportive and nondiscriminatory school environment,” the Obama administration said.
The announcement comes amid a heated national debate over transgender rights in schools and public life. The administration is embroiled in a legal standoff with North Carolina over its controversial House Bill 2, part of which has to do with transgender bathroom access. Other states and local governments have attempted to draw lines around rights for transgender people with mixed results.“There is no room in our schools for discrimination of any kind, including discrimination against transgender students on the basis of their sex,” Attorney General Loretta Lynch said. “This guidance gives administrators, teachers and parents the tools they need to protect transgender students from peer harassment and to identify and address unjust school policies.”

The letter does not carry the force of law but the message was clear: Fall in line or face loss of federal funding.


I hate that this is still an issue, but we just had to chime in on this. Turtleboy doesn’t generally like to rail against Obama, because quite frankly, that’s not the direction we intended this blog to go in. There’s a million and one outlets you can read out there if you wanna shit on Obama. But it’s cliche. He’s done some good things and some bad things as President. However, by far his biggest weakness is that he’s always falling for some BULLSHIT. “The Cambridge Police acted stupidly” should’ve tipped you off to that one.

But this is by far the dumbest and ridiculous thing he’s done since coming to office. To tell schools across the country that they won’t get THEIR TAXPAYER DOLLARS for schools if they don’t let boys in the girl’s bathroom, has to be the most ass backwards thinking possible. And you know who the type of states that are likely to defy this are right? States like West Virginia and South Carolina, which need money for education more than any other states, because their schools are breeding grounds for reality TV shows!!!

Here’s something Obama actually said:

President Barack Obama’s Education Department said schools could erect privacy curtains in changing areas, permit all students to make use of single-stall restrooms or work out other case-by-case arrangements as long as the burden doesn’t rest exclusively on transgender students.

Has this genius ever been in a public school locker room before? Erect privacy curtains? Does he even understand what the purpose of a locker room is? They’re wide open areas that don’t have curtains because it’s socially acceptable for people with boobs and vaginas to see other people with boobs and vaginas in various forms for undress. The locker rooms at most schools are wide open areas. How the hell are you going to erect privacy curtains? See what I mean by short sightedness? They don’t think these things through. They just pass legislation issue decrees that sound good on paper. But of course Obama wouldn’t know anything about public schools because he’s never spent a day in one his entire life.


By far the dumbest part about this is the lack of awareness of how the brain of a teenage boy functions. There is nothing more manipulative and destructive than a teenage boy. They are the horniest people who have ever existed. The thought of walking into the girls locker room and seeing the smoking hot girl, who they have no shot with, topless, is how 99% of boys discover themselves.

But now it’s not just a fantasy – it’s a reality. According to this edict any boy can walk into the girls locker room after gym class while they’re getting changed, and just kind of hang out in there. There is NOTHING to stop them. Don’t you get that? Don’t ya see? And if you don’t think this would happen then you are a complete buffoon who obviously has never been a horny teenage boy.

It’s important to point out that these are not the sexual predators that conservatives insist will be raping young girls while they try to take a dump. That’s not gonna happen any more than it’s happened before any of this was an issue. I’m not worried about sexual predators. I’m worried about 16 year old boys taking advantage of a law in order to build up material for the spank bank. I’m worried about Turtle princess being told that she’s a bigot because she doesn’t feel comfortable changing in front of Marie because Marie was Mark last year in her math class.


Seriously, the short sightedness of edicts like this are astounding. They just pass some blanket resolution because it sounds good and they think they’re going down in the history books as the next generation of civil rights leaders. Because as it stands right now there is no legally enforceable definition of transgender. None. If all it takes in order to be transgender is simply SAYING you are transgender, then there is no way to avoid 16 year old boys in the girl’s locker room. None. Fuck their right to privacy though, am I right?

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Here’s another thing – you don’t have to get dressed up as a woman to be transgender. Ellen Degeneress and Jennie Chenkin look like boys. That’s just a fact. So let’s suppose a boy walked into the girl’s locker room to see some T&A. If the teacher on duty said, “you’re not transgender – you’re not even dressed as a girl.” This would be a form of discrimination. That teacher could be FIRED for violating that student’s “civil rights.” After all, lots of girls look like boys. Being a transgender female does not require you to have long hair and big boobs.

Want another unintended consequence that’s already happening all across the country? Let’s talk about sports. Like how Gabrielle Ludwig is allowed to play women’s basketball:


That’s not equality. It’s a joke. It’s a mocker of women’s athletics. It’s the exact opposite of social progress.

Here’s a story from Portland, Oregon:

In Portland, Oregon, Lincoln High Principal Peyton Chapman recalls the “challenging times” about seven years when a transgender student who identified as female transferred there after being bullied at her previous school. The student made the cheerleading squad and “bathroom and locker rooms became an immediate issue with the cheerleading parents,” she said.

Cheerleading teams are in different groups based on whether or not they are all female or coed. Because you are able to do certain routines easier if you have boys on the team, that you wouldn’t be able to do with an exclusively female team. So this high school lets a boy, who claims to be a girl, onto the cheering squad. But they will still compete against all-female teams. This gives them a HUGE advantage!!!!

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Here’s another story from Rhode Island. A female softball player named Elise decided she was a he and changed her name to Justin during the season. But boys aren’t allowed to play softball. They must play baseball. Despite this rule, “Justin” was allowed to continue playing softball. Because obviously the fact that Justin doesn’t have testosterone or a penis would put him at a physical disadvantage playing baseball.

Justin Bonoyer sitting on the bleachers at the Ponaganset High School Athletic Field. (Jesse Costa/WBUR)

So basically you can move from boys sports to girls sports and dominate. But you don’t have to move from girls sports to boys sports because it would be too hard. In other words, the government is admitting that there are physical differences between boys and girls, but their policy reflects otherwise.

This is the most fucked up story though. A high school basketball coach named Stephen Alexander from Rhode Island, used to be named Jen Dandrow. She’s #15 in the front row.


She transisted to he AFTER high school, despite the fact that she felt like a boy the entire time. DURING high school Jen Dandrow scored over 1,000 points for the girl’s basketball team.

Stephen Anderson stands in front of the Ponaganset High School Chieftains 1,000 point club banner for basketball players where he is recognized for his achievement as Jen Dandrow..He has asked the school to change his name on the banner. (Jesse Costa/WBUR)

Stephen Anderson stands in front of the Ponaganset High School Chieftains 1,000 point club banner for basketball players where he is recognized for his achievement as Jen Dandrow..He has asked the school to change his name on the banner. (Jesse Costa/WBUR)

But “she” knew that she was a “he” the whole time. In other words, she played under false pretenses because she knew she probably wouldn’t even make the boy’s basketball team. Ya know, because boys are bigger, stronger, and faster than girls. This is why sports and locker rooms are segregated. Because we are not the same and we are not equal. This obsession with equality in this country is quickly destroying it.

In Connecticut we already have transgender females playing on girl’s teams:

Karissa Niehoff, the group’s executive director said students are allowed to establish eligibility to compete under a different gender once during their school careers to prevent players from bouncing between teams. So far, there have been no complaints, she said.

“But had somebody said to us, ‘Hey, you have a transgender playing on the team and we think there is a physical disadvantage, well we support that student,” she said.

Translation – if you’re a girl who complains about the fact that you have to wrestle a girl with a penis, or get your shot blocked by a 6’4″ girl with a penis, then that’s too bad for you. Because they support the rights of the transgender student more than they do your right to a level playing field. Don’t worry thought, there’s not “take backs,” so they can’t bounce back and forth between boys and girls teams. That should make you feel better.


The fact of the matter is that this whole thing is unfortunate. If a boy insists that they are a girl then more power to them. But you can’t demand that everyone else be put at a disadvantage to make you feel better about yourself. If you insist on being a girl, I feel ya. But it means you cannot play sports. And don’t tell me that this is some sort of right. There are kids in wheelchairs and kids with down syndrome that won’t be able to play either. It sucks, but it’s just the way it is.

The bottom line is that if Bruce Jenner had come out as a women before 1976, then “she” would have been allowed to compete in the women’s heptathlon, instead of the men’s decathlon. Think of how insane that is. Bruce Jenner was the greatest athlete in the world. He easily won the gold medal in a men’s event. Do you understand what he would have done to women? We did the mathHe would have beaten Jackie Joyner-Kersee’s world record by over 1,000 points!!!

You can continue to tell yourself that all this shit is real. But it’s not. It’s just a bunch of bullshit that morons are falling for. And the only people who will suffer are women. This will not affect men in a negative way at all. Teenage boys get to see boobies. Teenage boys can become teenage girls and set scoring records. But teenage girls will be forced to feel uncomfortable or face punishment. Teenage girls will be kept off of teams as transgender females with obvious advantages make the team over them. Teenage girls will lose to teams with transgender females. This WILL all happen because of all the morons out there like Obama who think they’re the paving the way for social justice.


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43 Comment(s)
  • Nick
    May 7, 2017 at 5:26 pm

    One of the biggest problems with articles like these is that they are written by people that don’t know all of the details of the situations they are reporting on. First off, you can’t just say that you are a certain gender and have people identify you as that gender. You need to go through counseling and a lot of social hoops to properly “convince” everyone that you are the gender you say you are. You can’t just say that you are a certain gender and go into that locker room that you supposedly identify with the next day.
    Another issue with this article is that it reports on people incorrectly. The person that was formally Elise Bonoyer did not choose to stay on the soft ball team because base ball would be “too hard”. It was more because he did not want to switch sports so late in the season, and he wasn’t playing competitively. He was on the JV team and he didn’t care all that much about the sport; it was more about the fact that he got a chance to hang out with his friends for a period of time after school every day. Justin is not one to back down from challenges, or at least you would know that if you read further into his stories. He was on the football team for two years and Varsity wrestling for a year and a half, and he was on the Men’s indoor track team for a year this past season.
    As far as the story on Stephen Alexander; it makes no sense to include in this article. He transitioned after high school, and if you are trying to make an argument that gender is a physical thing and has nothing to do with how you are mentally, then why would it matter that he didn’t transition until after high school. All through his high school career, he was biologically a female, so why would it be bad that he played on a girl’s team? He was very good at basketball, and that is why he could score as much as he did. It has nothing to do with the fact that he was mentally a male, so why does it matter?
    Personally, I do not think that political correctness makes much of any sense; however, if you are going to make an article to speak out against such a sensitive topic, it is probably a good idea to do your research.

    • Nick
      May 7, 2017 at 5:32 pm

      Side note, Justin WAS on testosterone supplements when he was playing softball, but no one really cared.

  • Sal Monella
    June 6, 2016 at 5:20 am

    So I think it was about 1999 I was in Belgium in this fancy French restaurant called the Diegemhof or something like that because the town is Diegem, near the Brussels airport. Had to take a piss. Asked them in French where the WC (water closet) was. They directed me. As I’m washing my hands I hear a toilet flush, stall door opens and a women walks out! I apologize profusely! She points out that there is only one WC in this high end restaurant and that we Americans should get over our modesty.

    This is common in France, Belgium and elsewhere in Europe. One shitter. I was also in Greece and saw a boy and girl walking in front of me in a park. She whispered something to him, stepped off the sidewalk, dropped trou and took a piss in the grass! That was in front of a porta potty! Free show! In the USA that would have gotten her a ticket or an arrest (except in NYC where it is now encouraged).

    As a conservative I can’t wrap my head around this shit. If I’m dropping Ted Kennedy’s in the toilet I sure don’t want a women in the next stall hearing it. Our Kenyan President sure has screwed things up and nothing will undo the damage, ever.

  • Jay
    May 17, 2016 at 8:07 pm

    I don’t see why they need locker room access. We all knew the weird kids who would change in the bathroom stall because they were too self conscious to change in the locker room. Just let the trannies do that.

  • Reddog
    May 17, 2016 at 8:01 pm

    Fuck you!

  • Popacap
    May 17, 2016 at 7:45 pm

    The LPGA is one of my favorites. Wealthy liberal dykes smacking around a white ball with a stick on a Sunday afternoon for a million dollar prize. WOW I can’t believe a sport ran by filthy rich American Dykes are importing smoking hot Asian girls for tournaments……

  • ProfessorM
    May 17, 2016 at 7:18 pm

    I wish I had big muscular arms like Michelle.

    • ProfessorM
      May 17, 2016 at 8:41 pm

      BWAHAHAHA! Who says I don’t already?

  • Serena Williams
    May 17, 2016 at 6:51 pm

    Yo! I pity the fool who tries to mess with tennis. I can bench press 500 lbs. and still look sexy in a mini skirt.

    • Siliva test
      May 17, 2016 at 7:22 pm

      Sexy? Umm, I don’t know who started THAT rumor! Those 2 “sistas” are Men, baby!

      • BobnMic
        May 17, 2016 at 7:50 pm

        The only difference between Serena and a silver back gorilla is it’s impossible to get a silver back to wear a skirt and carry a tennis racket.

  • Reddog
    May 17, 2016 at 6:29 pm

    I recently put a shout out to Fiesty in hopes there is some sort of legal action I could take but it turns out I’m not the only Reddog on the planet.

  • Reddog
    May 17, 2016 at 6:27 pm

    I for one just hope that stalker doesn’t steal my name again. I’m a respected member of society that’s why I post here and I’d hate for a family member to read a post and think it’s me. Respectfully Mr.Dog.

  • ProfessorM
    May 17, 2016 at 6:16 pm

    I think that the saddest part about this is that we are watching the future of female sports just dying. Let’s be honest here. I personally have a little boy. But if I had a little girl instead, there is NO WAY I would let her play on a team with a transgender boy who identifies as a girl? It’s not a prejudice, it’s a perfectly reasonable fear of her getting hurt!
    A parents job is to protect there child. I think what’s going to happen, is parents are going to refuse to let their girls play. Female sports will die. That’s just awful.

  • Wwy
    May 17, 2016 at 5:31 pm

    I think Michelle was picked on a lot for looking transgender,so the mullato ‘s legacy is looking liberating the bathroom. What a sick man.

  • Turd Burglestein
    May 17, 2016 at 5:23 pm

    Transgender rights are the democrats War On Women.

  • Comment
    May 17, 2016 at 4:51 pm

    I’m no lawyer but just because a person thinks it, feels it, looks it and acts it, doesn’t make it true. Boys have a p**is and girls have a va**na. Now that is a proven fact. With that fact in mind, I do not see how boys using the boys room and girls using the girls room can be categorized as a “discriminatory practice.” In my opinion, people should use their assigned bathroom until they have fully changed their sex. That sentiment goes for sports as well.

    But what bothers me more about this issue is the authoritarian way in which the Obama administration forced this agenda by threatening public school funding. I thought we lived in a democracy? But I don’t remember seeing this issue being voted on? What happened to “for the people, by the people?”

    And people wonder why no one trusts the government anymore. We are being manipulated, coerced and threatened daily by laws we were never even asked about. So all you politicians who have too much power, don’t forget, you work for us. We don’t work for you.

    • Rov Snarkman
      May 17, 2016 at 11:18 pm

      Actually it’s a republic. Otherwise the majority could vote minority groups off the island.

      • Nick
        January 5, 2020 at 3:37 pm

        Good to know you made it through elementary school health class. From the looks of this post, your brain stopped maturing not soon after.

  • BlackandWhite
    May 17, 2016 at 4:23 pm

    Instead of Men/Boys and Women/Girls, put picture of a penis or vagina. Your current body parts should be the determining factor – not by what confused feelings you may have at the moment. Someone needs to invent a penis/vagina scanner. Problem solved.

    • Whet Milfinder
      May 17, 2016 at 5:45 pm

      That’s what Men/Women , Boys/Girls MEANS. It means they have that particular body part!

      • BlackandWhite
        May 17, 2016 at 6:02 pm

        Some people need pictures …. or something.

  • Terrorance
    May 17, 2016 at 4:12 pm

    Though the article referenced did not mention it, the original statement by Obama said that there needs to be a verification process where the school needs to confirm the student’s transgendership (new word?) with their parents or legal guardian before any access would be given. Though I’m sure some will slip through the cracks, I don’t see how it would lead to horny teenage boys infesting the girl’s locker room.

    • Rational person
      May 18, 2016 at 9:18 am

      It won’t. There still is some common sense in the world and most of us have it.

      • ChristCon
        May 19, 2016 at 6:40 am

        Right, because we all know that the last thing 13 – 14 year old boys with raging hormones would want to get a glimpse of, would be naked girls.

        • Rational person
          May 19, 2016 at 8:17 am

          Do you honestly think the school staff is just going to let Joe Schmoe use the girls’ locker room because he all of a sudden decides he’s a girl?

  • TiredOfThisCrap
    May 17, 2016 at 4:06 pm

    So in other words, when will the 2016 versions of nursery rhymes will be coming out soon?

    For starters, I submit: A tisket-a-tasket, oh crap! I just saw that kids basket. Or….. I’m a little teapot, short and stout, here is my handle, wanna see my spout.

  • BobnMic
    May 17, 2016 at 3:58 pm

    This reminds me of a movie where a highschool kid gets bit by a radioactive spider. Turns out he’s an alien from another planet who has X-ray vision so he uses his powers to spy on the girls locker room. I guess the moral of my story is having separate bathrooms never works out. Years ago we had separate bathrooms for blacks and whites. Why not just have bathrooms that everyone can use?

    • Jon
      May 17, 2016 at 4:05 pm

      True that bro. Really, our country was founded by a bunch of prudes…and old habits die hard. There would be fewer problems with many things if we all just peed in the same damn place.

      • BobnMic
        May 17, 2016 at 9:08 pm

        Not me.

  • Jon
    May 17, 2016 at 3:53 pm

    There are so many problems with the way the administration when about handling this one – no argument there. Threatening to cut funding from the schools does not affect the legislators who decide these things in the first place; it hurts the students and faculty of those schools. Period.

    Now as far as allowing transgender kids to use the bathroom and locker room of their sexual orientation goes is a bit more complicated, in my opinion. On the one hand you have the locker room situation…and obviously, unleess these kids have had their parts swapped already, than it’s kind of a no-no to allow them to change together. As far as bathroom goes, I don’t foresee that to be much of a problem.

    They’ll have to come up with ssome better way to get around the locker room situation though. Students who don’t having matching parts should have to change in a separate changing room. It isn’t fair for either sex if an untransitioned student has to change in either room.

    This isn’t about the “boys that wanna see boobies” because the teachers and staff would obviously be on the lookout for that – the student’s teachers KNOW these kids. They know which smart ass boy is gonna try and pull the “I’m a girl now” card and they’re not gonna let that shit fly. What this is about is those actual kids who have legitimately been “a girl” or “a boy” for a while (and if not a while, than one’s that are at least sincere about the transition…and like i said before – the teachers aren’t dumb and they’ll know who is sincere or not; plus they’d likely require a meeting with the student and their family if they just started a transition mid-school year.)

    It is a serious issue though, for these students who do identify as the opposite sex and whose peers have been treating them like the opposite sex for a long time. In the instances that the Obama admisnistration is trying to address, are the serious cases where it presents a serious pschological problem for all involved. It would be very messed up for a “girl” who used to be a boy but has been a girl for 5, 6, 10 years, to suddenly have to start using the boys bathroom – and it can be even more stressful if some people don’t even know about it.

    Anyway, I completely agree that there are many holes in this whole situation. It certainly needs to be addressed, but it should be done on an individual basis to avoid any bullshit from the boys who wanna see boobs – and the casualties from a school committee or state legislator who doesnt agree and refuses to comply, should not end up affecting the students and staff by having their funding cut.

    • Jon
      May 17, 2016 at 4:01 pm

      And as far as my personal opinion about children transitioning goes: I don’t think it is a good idea for parents to allow it. If the kid STILL wants to transition when they’re 16, 17, 18 years old that is a little different…but i dont agree with the situations where parents start giving their kids hormone pills before they’ve even hit puberty because their son likes to play with Barbie dolls…

      I posted my above comment because, despite my personal objections to giving hormones to kids, it still happens – and those kids do need to be treated fairly while at school.

      • Your mom
        May 17, 2016 at 6:02 pm

        Teachers won’t get involved at all, they aren’t going to get them selves fired because some dingbat thinks he should have an innie when he has an outie. It’s going to be just like the cops who won’t chase the black criminal because they don’t want to end up as a fucking meme.

    • May 17, 2016 at 5:35 pm

      So teachers are trained to judge sincerity? Yea, that won’t lead to any lawsuits. Reading is fun

      • Jon
        May 17, 2016 at 5:45 pm

        Fair enough. I sometimes forget what day in age we’re currently living in…and the fact that I’ve been out of high school for 16 years.

    • ChristCon
      May 19, 2016 at 6:24 am

      This is a lot easier than you make it out to be.
      Penis? – boys locker room.
      Vagina? – girls locker room.

      One should use the facilities that match what is between their legs, and what is on their birth certificate. This is nonsense. Don’t like it? – they should go to their safe spot and cry it out.
      I am glad though, that Obama keeps coming out with these boneheaded ideas, especially now. Everything that comes out of that phony imbecile, gets Trump closer to the win. Obama should be dragged out the front door of the W.H. and kicked to the curb.

  • Chris From Georgia
    May 17, 2016 at 3:36 pm

    It is a mental illness and should be treated as such. Enough of this PC crap!!

    • TargetPractice
      May 17, 2016 at 5:55 pm

      If a man walked into a hospital claiming he was a mermaid and he was planning to get $100,000 worth of surgeries to turn his legs into fins, he would be in a fucking straight jacket immediately. But if he cut his dick off cuz he thinks he’s a woman, it’s a rational thought.

  • KimberlyS
    May 17, 2016 at 3:14 pm

    I’m still trying to figure out why 99.9% of the population has to alter everything they do to make .1% (or whatever it is – it’s a REALLY SMALL percentage) feel better about themselves.

    • TargetPractice
      May 17, 2016 at 5:38 pm

      .3% is the number I keep hearing. And if we are going to cater to that extreme of a minority, than what’s next? No one gets to go out in the sun cuz we don’t want to make gingers feel left out? No one can wear shoes because amputees cant? studios can only make silent movies because deaf people? Completely fucking asinine

    • Wabbitt
      May 17, 2016 at 6:10 pm

      Tyranny of the minority.

  • Eric
    May 17, 2016 at 2:55 pm

    How about that male transitioned to woman UFC fighter, Fallon Fox, that is just tooling on any woman standing in her way. Clearly no advantage there

    • Fez von fezzer
      May 17, 2016 at 7:15 pm

      ANY questions remain about BHO?

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