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CNN: The Obama administration issued guidance Friday directing public schools to allow transgender students to use bathrooms matching their gender identity.
The letter does not carry the force of law but the message was clear: Fall in line or face loss of federal funding.
I hate that this is still an issue, but we just had to chime in on this. Turtleboy doesn’t generally like to rail against Obama, because quite frankly, that’s not the direction we intended this blog to go in. There’s a million and one outlets you can read out there if you wanna shit on Obama. But it’s cliche. He’s done some good things and some bad things as President. However, by far his biggest weakness is that he’s always falling for some BULLSHIT. “The Cambridge Police acted stupidly” should’ve tipped you off to that one.
But this is by far the dumbest and ridiculous thing he’s done since coming to office. To tell schools across the country that they won’t get THEIR TAXPAYER DOLLARS for schools if they don’t let boys in the girl’s bathroom, has to be the most ass backwards thinking possible. And you know who the type of states that are likely to defy this are right? States like West Virginia and South Carolina, which need money for education more than any other states, because their schools are breeding grounds for reality TV shows!!!
Here’s something Obama actually said:
President Barack Obama’s Education Department said schools could erect privacy curtains in changing areas, permit all students to make use of single-stall restrooms or work out other case-by-case arrangements as long as the burden doesn’t rest exclusively on transgender students.
Has this genius ever been in a public school locker room before? Erect privacy curtains? Does he even understand what the purpose of a locker room is? They’re wide open areas that don’t have curtains because it’s socially acceptable for people with boobs and vaginas to see other people with boobs and vaginas in various forms for undress. The locker rooms at most schools are wide open areas. How the hell are you going to erect privacy curtains? See what I mean by short sightedness? They don’t think these things through. They just
pass legislation issue decrees that sound good on paper. But of course Obama wouldn’t know anything about public schools because he’s never spent a day in one his entire life.
By far the dumbest part about this is the lack of awareness of how the brain of a teenage boy functions. There is nothing more manipulative and destructive than a teenage boy. They are the horniest people who have ever existed. The thought of walking into the girls locker room and seeing the smoking hot girl, who they have no shot with, topless, is how 99% of boys discover themselves.
But now it’s not just a fantasy – it’s a reality. According to this edict any boy can walk into the girls locker room after gym class while they’re getting changed, and just kind of hang out in there. There is NOTHING to stop them. Don’t you get that? Don’t ya see? And if you don’t think this would happen then you are a complete buffoon who obviously has never been a horny teenage boy.
It’s important to point out that these are not the sexual predators that conservatives insist will be raping young girls while they try to take a dump. That’s not gonna happen any more than it’s happened before any of this was an issue. I’m not worried about sexual predators. I’m worried about 16 year old boys taking advantage of a law in order to build up material for the spank bank. I’m worried about Turtle princess being told that she’s a bigot because she doesn’t feel comfortable changing in front of Marie because Marie was Mark last year in her math class.
Seriously, the short sightedness of edicts like this are astounding. They just pass some blanket resolution because it sounds good and they think they’re going down in the history books as the next generation of civil rights leaders. Because as it stands right now there is no legally enforceable definition of transgender. None. If all it takes in order to be transgender is simply SAYING you are transgender, then there is no way to avoid 16 year old boys in the girl’s locker room. None. Fuck their right to privacy though, am I right?
Here’s another thing – you don’t have to get dressed up as a woman to be transgender. Ellen Degeneress and Jennie Chenkin look like boys. That’s just a fact. So let’s suppose a boy walked into the girl’s locker room to see some T&A. If the teacher on duty said, “you’re not transgender – you’re not even dressed as a girl.” This would be a form of discrimination. That teacher could be FIRED for violating that student’s “civil rights.” After all, lots of girls look like boys. Being a transgender female does not require you to have long hair and big boobs.
Want another unintended consequence that’s already happening all across the country? Let’s talk about sports. Like how Gabrielle Ludwig is allowed to play women’s basketball:
That’s not equality. It’s a joke. It’s a mocker of women’s athletics. It’s the exact opposite of social progress.
Here’s a story from Portland, Oregon:
In Portland, Oregon, Lincoln High Principal Peyton Chapman recalls the “challenging times” about seven years when a transgender student who identified as female transferred there after being bullied at her previous school. The student made the cheerleading squad and “bathroom and locker rooms became an immediate issue with the cheerleading parents,” she said.
Cheerleading teams are in different groups based on whether or not they are all female or coed. Because you are able to do certain routines easier if you have boys on the team, that you wouldn’t be able to do with an exclusively female team. So this high school lets a boy, who claims to be a girl, onto the cheering squad. But they will still compete against all-female teams. This gives them a HUGE advantage!!!!
Here’s another story from Rhode Island. A female softball player named Elise decided she was a he and changed her name to Justin during the season. But boys aren’t allowed to play softball. They must play baseball. Despite this rule, “Justin” was allowed to continue playing softball. Because obviously the fact that Justin doesn’t have testosterone or a penis would put him at a physical disadvantage playing baseball.
So basically you can move from boys sports to girls sports and dominate. But you don’t have to move from girls sports to boys sports because it would be too hard. In other words, the government is admitting that there are physical differences between boys and girls, but their policy reflects otherwise.
This is the most fucked up story though. A high school basketball coach named Stephen Alexander from Rhode Island, used to be named Jen Dandrow. She’s #15 in the front row.
She transisted to he AFTER high school, despite the fact that she felt like a boy the entire time. DURING high school Jen Dandrow scored over 1,000 points for the girl’s basketball team.
But “she” knew that she was a “he” the whole time. In other words, she played under false pretenses because she knew she probably wouldn’t even make the boy’s basketball team. Ya know, because boys are bigger, stronger, and faster than girls. This is why sports and locker rooms are segregated. Because we are not the same and we are not equal. This obsession with equality in this country is quickly destroying it.
In Connecticut we already have transgender females playing on girl’s teams:
Karissa Niehoff, the group’s executive director said students are allowed to establish eligibility to compete under a different gender once during their school careers to prevent players from bouncing between teams. So far, there have been no complaints, she said.
“But had somebody said to us, ‘Hey, you have a transgender playing on the team and we think there is a physical disadvantage, well we support that student,” she said.
Translation – if you’re a girl who complains about the fact that you have to wrestle a girl with a penis, or get your shot blocked by a 6’4″ girl with a penis, then that’s too bad for you. Because they support the rights of the transgender student more than they do your right to a level playing field. Don’t worry thought, there’s not “take backs,” so they can’t bounce back and forth between boys and girls teams. That should make you feel better.
The fact of the matter is that this whole thing is unfortunate. If a boy insists that they are a girl then more power to them. But you can’t demand that everyone else be put at a disadvantage to make you feel better about yourself. If you insist on being a girl, I feel ya. But it means you cannot play sports. And don’t tell me that this is some sort of right. There are kids in wheelchairs and kids with down syndrome that won’t be able to play either. It sucks, but it’s just the way it is.
The bottom line is that if Bruce Jenner had come out as a women before 1976, then “she” would have been allowed to compete in the women’s heptathlon, instead of the men’s decathlon. Think of how insane that is. Bruce Jenner was the greatest athlete in the world. He easily won the gold medal in a men’s event. Do you understand what he would have done to women? We did the math. He would have beaten Jackie Joyner-Kersee’s world record by over 1,000 points!!!
You can continue to tell yourself that all this shit is real. But it’s not. It’s just a bunch of bullshit that morons are falling for. And the only people who will suffer are women. This will not affect men in a negative way at all. Teenage boys get to see boobies. Teenage boys can become teenage girls and set scoring records. But teenage girls will be forced to feel uncomfortable or face punishment. Teenage girls will be kept off of teams as transgender females with obvious advantages make the team over them. Teenage girls will lose to teams with transgender females. This WILL all happen because of all the morons out there like Obama who think they’re the paving the way for social justice.
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