A couple years back North Shore Turtlebabe published a blog profiling some Revere ratchets who got into a spectacular street brawl, likely over who stole whose crackpipe. Somewhere in the mix a woman named Sabrina Rose Lewis was brought into it, after one of the ratchets accused her of having HIV.

Some guy named Randy came to her defense, vowed Internet deformation lawsuits, and claimed to be working on behalf of the City of Malden to have the blog removed. Even though whoever Sabrina Rose Lewis was, wasn’t really part of the story.

I bring this up because Sabrina made a blog organically this time.

Back in August she ended up in the hospital after the “disease” of putting heroin into her body resulted in her contracting a flesh eating disease. Naturally then she started a fundraiser to offset her “medical funds” despite being on Masshealth.

The images of the disease ridden flesh were a nice touch of Revere magic.

She went live from her hospital bed, put on some crocodile tears for the cameras, whined that her two greatest assets were her gerber servers and junk in the trunk, and then when the nurse came in the room at the end she didn’t realize she was still filming when her voice miraculously changed for the better.

She shared the fundraiser dozens of times over the next few months before people started getting skeptical.

“Who really cares what it is for?”

Yea, who cares what the woman who is in the hospital for blowing all her money on heroin, will do with donated money? Who cares that all of her bills for the very expensive surgery she just got are already covered by the taxpayers? Save some pussy for the rest of us Jonathon with two O’s.

While she was actively sharing the fundraiser she was also boasting about all the shit she was blowing cash on, while also claiming to be clean.

Newsflash – if you’re smoking pot then you’re not completely drug free. This is coming from someone who enjoys pot very much. Smoking weed is for productive citizens before going to bed, not for junkies who can’t get their shit together.

Of course thirsty dudes in the comments were offering to help her out.

Craig Cordy looks so familiar. Where have I seen him before? Oh yea, my inbox.

When the Lollypop Guild moves to Malden.

Any my person favorite oblivious post….

The Masshealth Mastodon has traded in her addiction to heroin for an addiction to making sure eyebrows remain on fleek, and the gear remains bomb.

But wait, the fundraiser said she wanted money so she could get a laptop, go to online school, and “do something with my life.”

I guess she misspelled new eyebrows and purple haze.

Also, here she is bragging about how she gets disability from the self-inflicted injury.

Nevertheless, giver her your money.

Oh, and speaking of flashbacks, check out who she’s been hanging out with.

Who remembers Medford Pete? NSTB wrote about him a bunch of times, after he totally DID NOT give junkies drugs and rides all over town in exchange for knobjobs, and came onto the Live show and repeatedly referred to his spam javelin as his hog. These north shore ratchet circles are always two degrees of separation at most.

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