Master Bates Is Back And This Time He’s Using North Shore Eats Facebook Group To Threaten To Hunt Down And Dox An Elderly Woman For Talking About The Kids He Doesn’t Pay Child Support For


Hard to believe that it’s been two years since we exposed Greg “Master” Bates, the scam artist running North Shore Eats Facebook group, which extorts money from local restaurants and damages them by weaponizing his group with 50,000 or so members if they don’t pay up. Click here to read that 7 part series if you have some time to kill.

Well, he’s at it again apparently and has decided to dox an elderly woman and shame her in front of his followers for allegedly going after his crotch fruits.

Keep in mind, this is a guy who was sentenced to jail for not paying child support, told his kids he was gonna kill himself to get them to love him, walked back into the house like nothing happened, and demanded that his wife provide him with sex after getting divorced or else he’d need more money from her because he’d have to purchase sex from a prostitute.

But yea, Greg hates it when people talk about his kids. He’s such a great father like that.

He demanded to know where the woman lived and worked so he could post about it in his FOOD GROUP! When he did that a lot of people rightly called him out for being a psychopath, and he defended himself by claiming to be a Momma Bear.

So what did this elderly lady say about his kids that could possibly be worse than literally kissing his kids goodbye and pretending to die while speaking to them on the phone? It doesn’t matter according to Master Bates.

So as you can see, two years later and Greg Bates is still a massive piece of shit. But as bad as he is, the people who are still in his group are really no better. They willingly take part in an organized shakedown machine that extorts local businesses, steals money from autistic charities, and lines the pockets of a tax evading deadbeat who refuses to get a job. And all because they like to look at food on Facebook, when any of them could easily just start their own food group that isn’t run by a morally depraved fat piece of shit.


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22 Comment(s)
  • randiguy2006
    Hey hypocrite
    June 13, 2020 at 5:32 pm

    Stop the damn face mask ads.

  • juror seven esq.
    June 13, 2020 at 5:01 pm

    So why does this guy even matter? Can’t be shaking down any food establishments right now thanks to Charlie Parker. If he approached me to get a gift card, actually two given how he runs his scam, I’d tell him to fuck off.

  • My Name Is Marty And I Am An Alcoholic
    June 13, 2020 at 12:18 pm

    Inch by inch, I am cumming out.
    Did you see my Boston Dong facemask?

  • papa bear, fat ass please
    June 13, 2020 at 10:52 am

    Please use a recent photo of this fat grifter, he looks like a homeless drunk. You could place his original thin photo wearing the ball cap next to his current sloppy fat photo to emphasize his regression in life. For many people a spouse is a good influence and can help them keep their shit together, for him it was his wife. Her and the kids are better off without him.

    Anyone with a live in refrigerator box, Rid lice treatment, Anusol or depends in XXXL please consider donating to Greg Bates.

  • Orion
    June 13, 2020 at 10:47 am

    Bring his kids “into the fold”? Yeah, that definitely doesn’t mean what he thinks it means. And only lunatic pieces of dog shit use the term mama or papa bear. How does this motherfucker still have any kind of facebook group? On that subject, a facebook group is NOT “his site” do run as he sees fit.

  • TB is Team Mask
    June 13, 2020 at 10:11 am

    Just rename this site You’re so obviously Team Mask and the ads just reinforce it. Might as well embrace it.

    • And you're Team Douchebag!
      June 13, 2020 at 2:29 pm

      You and your gimp. But hey, the two of you make a good team!

      • Triggered Lib Faggot
        June 13, 2020 at 6:28 pm

        Just bought 50 masks from turtleboy! The #1 site for triggered lib faggots! Stop the spread!

  • Sir Wilfred Death
    June 13, 2020 at 9:35 am

    Just goes to show you the intelligence of people who participate in these Fecesbook groups. The guy is a shyster and an abuser, yet they still follow him. People who happily live their sad lives as social media followers are lower than dog shit.

    Are there any restaurants left on The North Shore who would allow this piece of filth on their premises?

    Social Media is Anal Cancer

  • Alex Reimer
    June 13, 2020 at 8:46 am

    My favorite foodie destination is Karl’s Sausage Kitchen. They sell a supersized knockwurst called “Hammer-Schmidt” that I can fit up my manhole.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      June 13, 2020 at 11:12 am


  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    June 13, 2020 at 7:42 am

    Hey Greg,

    I think your kids are pieces of trash that should have been aborted. They will grow up to be failures just like their father.

    Do something about it, pussy.

  • BucketNutz
    June 13, 2020 at 7:21 am

    Normally I like Scott Whitley, but he did have schmegma-Bates on his show a few weeks back….

  • Trayvon Martini
    June 13, 2020 at 5:31 am

    Report him for extortion. Probably a decent reward involved too.
    Here is the number for DOJ
    (617) 748-3100
    Problem solved

    Snoop Dogg, Meek Mill and Future Approve!

  • Real_Finn
    June 12, 2020 at 11:28 pm


    I told you it would bite you in the ass.

    Get Fucked,

  • ames1049
    June 12, 2020 at 11:25 pm

    Next time he threatens to off himself, just hand him the car keys, and tell him the tank’s full, duct tape and hose are in the trunk. Trust me, the kids will get over it.

  • Ray Patriarcas Consigliere
    June 12, 2020 at 11:25 pm

    What a oozing yeast filled vagina!

  • foleyworld
    Casino Scum
    June 12, 2020 at 11:15 pm

    This guy! Again!!! Well I guess scumbags don’t stop being scumbags.
    I love it when they resurface so AK can do whack a mole on em. It’s o my a matter of time til Billy Tibbets shows up again.

  • MJ
    June 12, 2020 at 11:05 pm

    He’s nuts. Anyone who remains a member of his group after being made aware what a raging, psychotic, thief he is, is just as bad as him

  • Foghorn Leghorn
    June 12, 2020 at 11:02 pm

    Keep fucking that chicken!

    • Foghorn Leghorn
      June 13, 2020 at 7:49 am

      That boy is about as sharp as a bowling ball

  • The Olde Padre
    June 12, 2020 at 10:27 pm

    A penis with ears.

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