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Update on Maude the Fraud – after going private on IG last week after we exposed that she cheated on multiple ultramarathon and lost all her sponsorships, she is back in business and posting more lies publicly….
“We all make mistakes.”
So….is she finally admitting that she cheated? Because she took down the suicide post:
Looks like that didn’t get the reaction she hoped for. Figured the “everyone makes mistakes,” post, without specifically saying what those mistakes are, was easier to do than apologizing for being a complete and total fraud. Ya know, “mistakes” like cheating in multiple races, lying about having cancer, using a made up gang rape to get pity points in order to win beauty pageants, and then pretending to be offended by a harmless #MeToo joke in order to gain national pats on the back.
Back to her most recent post, she claims she’s running 7:00 miles:
And as you can see, it’s really hilly at Blue Hills Reservation in Milton….
People who run 7:00 mile pace on training runs are really good runners. They usually run well under 6:00 pace in races. Maude is slow as shit, which means she’s once again lying and cheating, even when she’s alone, in order to impress her IG followers. And it worked, with all but one fan….
As you can see, Sean Chin is still saying nice things about her, “even if you did cheat.” He offers her reinforcement to turn this negative into something positive. We took this screenshot a week ago. Guess which one of the three comments she has taken down…..
Yup. She kept the “Wow nice pace” comment though, because she gets off on strangers telling her how great she is. Even though she knows she didn’t actually run 7:00 mile pace. More than likely she was riding a bike. But she simply could not stay private on IG because without strangers telling her how great she is she doesn’t know what to do with herself. She is the most insane chick we have ever blogged about.
Anyway, last week a site called Marathon Investigations, which exposes cheaters like this exclusively, basically plagiarized everything we did without citing the fact that they got it all from us. They specifically told people that if they attempted to mention or link Turtleboy they would be banned for doing so:
The irony of a site that prides itself in calling out cheaters, which then goes on to steal other people’s work, pass it off on their own, and ban people from pointing out that they plagiarized, is laugh out loud funny. DO NOT POST A LINK TO THIS BLOG ON THEIR FACEBOOK PAGE!!
In their original article they quoted Maude, who referred to the Turtleboy blogs as “the slander site.” They have since taken that part down, but it was initially there. FYI, the the fake rape and fake cancer incidents have everything to do with her lying to win marathons. It’s vital to establishing her as a pathological liar who is obsessed with internet gratification and must always be the center of attention.