Maude The Fraud Is Back On IG Making Up More Lies About Running 7:00 Mile Pace On Training Runs In Milton And Deleting Any Comment That Isn’t Kissing Her Ass

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Update on Maude the Fraud – after going private on IG last week after we exposed that she cheated on multiple ultramarathon and lost all her sponsorships, she is back in business and posting more lies publicly….

“We all make mistakes.”

So….is she finally admitting that she cheated? Because she took down the suicide post:

Looks like that didn’t get the reaction she hoped for. Figured the “everyone makes mistakes,” post, without specifically saying what those mistakes are, was easier to do than apologizing for being a complete and total fraud. Ya know, “mistakes” like cheating in multiple races, lying about having cancer, using a made up gang rape to get pity points in order to win beauty pageants, and then pretending to be offended by a harmless #MeToo joke in order to gain national pats on the back.

Back to her most recent post, she claims she’s running 7:00 miles:

And as you can see, it’s really hilly at Blue Hills Reservation in Milton….

People who run 7:00 mile pace on training runs are really good runners. They usually run well under 6:00 pace in races. Maude is slow as shit, which means she’s once again lying and cheating, even when she’s alone, in order to impress her IG followers. And it worked, with all but one fan….

As you can see, Sean Chin is still saying nice things about her, “even if you did cheat.” He offers her reinforcement to turn this negative into something positive. We took this screenshot a week ago. Guess which one of the three comments she has taken down…..

Yup. She kept the “Wow nice pace” comment though, because she gets off on strangers telling her how great she is. Even though she knows she didn’t actually run 7:00 mile pace. More than likely she was riding a bike. But she simply could not stay private on IG because without strangers telling her how great she is she doesn’t know what to do with herself. She is the most insane chick we have ever blogged about.

Anyway, last week a site called Marathon Investigations, which exposes cheaters like this exclusively, basically plagiarized everything we did without citing the fact that they got it all from us. They specifically told people that if they attempted to mention or link Turtleboy they would be banned for doing so:

The irony of a site that prides itself in calling out cheaters, which then goes on to steal other people’s work, pass it off on their own, and ban people from pointing out that they plagiarized, is laugh out loud funny. DO NOT POST A LINK TO THIS BLOG ON THEIR FACEBOOK PAGE!!

In their original article they quoted Maude, who referred to the Turtleboy blogs as “the slander site.” They have since taken that part down, but it was initially there. FYI, the the fake rape and fake cancer incidents have everything to do with her lying to win marathons. It’s vital to establishing her as a pathological liar who is obsessed with internet gratification and must always be the center of attention.

23 Comment(s)
  • Lady Smize
    August 20, 2018 at 9:50 pm

    Has anyone confirmed that she is indeed a member of the Coast Guard Auxiliary?

    • Coasties!
      August 21, 2018 at 6:23 am

      As an FYI, the Coast Guard Auxiliary (CGA) is a civilian run program that is loosely tied to the real Coast Guard. Anyone can join the CGA and it has zero military components (save for uniforms). Their primary responsibility is boating education, safety and inspections of water going vessels. She very well could be in the CGA as could her grandmother. If she never was, it wouldn’t be the same thing as claiming she was in one of the military branches.

  • GM
    August 20, 2018 at 11:11 am

    Just checked her Instagram, now she has deleted ALL comments.

  • Marathon Cheater
    August 19, 2018 at 9:04 pm

    Im a marathon runner, and I dont know WTF is up with that pace chart she posted or how you could even have a pace chart like that… its literally going from all out sprinting and back to slowly walking just over and over and over.

  • Fraud Alert
    August 19, 2018 at 7:52 pm

    Maude the Fraud will not go quietly into obscurity. She is an attention craving turd who will do anything to keep those social media comments flowing. That is what she lives for. Without them, she has to do something to regain her social media status.
    My money is on either of these two outcomes:
    1. She offs herself because she cannot handle rejection from social media. She is a complete fraud which is solely based on social media posts by fuckheads who blow smoke up her ass round the clock. Without that, she will lapse into severe depression and do herself in. Obviously she won’t be around to read the sympathy comments, but who gives a fuck.
    2. This I think is more probable – she is going to do something really far off the deep end in an attempt to garner national recognition. Think the kid who is bratty to get attention. Maybe it will be a #metoo event or maybe a suicide “attempt” to get the boohoo feels crowd to lavish her with sympathy. Or maybe she mutilates an animal and pretends that she saved it. Something fucking outlandish like these examples.
    Make no mistake, she will do something to get back in the limelight.

  • Judge dread
    August 19, 2018 at 2:04 pm

    Social media is fucking up a portion of the population. Social media creates mental illness- narcissism, border line personality disorder, depression, etc. It is nothing more than weaponized mental illness hitting all demographics.

    • TortugaNiño
      August 19, 2018 at 2:20 pm


      • Lugnutz
        August 20, 2018 at 8:56 am

        You are right there are a number of people out there that social media might as well be an opioid. I am starting to believe social media is one of the worst things to happen to society.

    • Turtle lady
      April 10, 2019 at 1:13 pm

      I agree social media is bad but don’t confused the symptom with the disease. Although it puts her narcissism on display and amplifies it, if it didn’t exist this pathological liar would still find a way to demand attention.

  • TortugaNiño
    August 19, 2018 at 1:43 pm

    Im still not understanding why everyone is saying TB is on her ass because of some type of weird obsession. I think she personifies every bit of the entitlement mindset that TB despises and calls out regularly. Her narcissism is no different from half the corpses in TBs graveyard. Just as i often comment about this blog with, “not all heroes wear capes” in her case id say, “not all ratchets wear bulls hats”.

    • Wabbitt
      August 19, 2018 at 3:35 pm

      It’s because she’s pretty and thin with straight teeth. Nobody would bat an eye if she looked like all the regular fupasloth hosebeasts that usually get profiled. But she’s hot, so dumb fucks twist it to make it seem like TB is obsessed.

  • Hughbo Mont
    August 19, 2018 at 12:42 pm

    She could make the final 4 in the next Ratchet Madness.

    • Wabbitt
      August 19, 2018 at 1:41 pm

      The year is is still young. But she’s almost a lock for at least the Elite 8 and the #1 seed in the trap queen region.

  • WeAreFucked
    August 19, 2018 at 11:54 am

    I’m not full of myself. I’m beautiful. I’m Maude.
    100’s of pictures of herself. All doing great things… because if nobody knows you’re doing those great things… what’s the point?
    Anyone else notice that she loves to pose in workout clothes?
    Who is taking all these photos of her?

    Can you imagine having a girlfriend/friend that was constantly asking you to take their picture?
    I bet her boyfriend now questions those earth shaking orgasms she has.
    Buddy, no girl this found of herself has orgasms.

    • Wabbitt
      August 19, 2018 at 1:42 pm

      The only orgasms she has are from flicking the bean to her reflection in the mirror.

    • Judge dread
      August 19, 2018 at 3:32 pm

      You bring up a really good point because she is hawt but doesn’t have a boyfriend. I guess it’s her coach, or dad? Or maybe some cuck she is using and refuses to be in a selfie with?

      • Wabbitt
        August 19, 2018 at 3:38 pm

        Definitely some white knight soiboi with a clip on man bun and a ratty beard who thinks if he hangs around, endlessly praises her, and defends her every putrid action that one day she’ll look at his peepee.

  • Odd Maude.
    August 19, 2018 at 11:17 am

    She’s been exposed as a fraud and lost her sponsorships, enough is enough….unless you get picts of them teddys or arse.

  • Richyrich
    August 19, 2018 at 10:56 am

    I think she has already passed into ignominy in the public eye. Stay tuned for shameless attempts to stay in the spotlight that Madonna would admire.

  • Brian Albrecht
    August 19, 2018 at 10:31 am


  • Stunt Penis
    August 19, 2018 at 10:27 am

    I’d still tongue-punch her fartbox.

  • ncfoothillbilly
    August 19, 2018 at 8:32 am

    When I was in the USMC I could run 3 miles in about 19 minutes. I highly doubt this chick could do better. On the few occasions we’d have WMs on a long hump (usually 10m or more) they’d be the first to drop out. She’d have made better time piggy-backing on my shoulders than trying to run under her own steam. It didnt take her long to throw her dunce cap back in the ring.

  • Sir Wilfred Death
    August 19, 2018 at 7:09 am

    I have no patience for plagiarism. Plagiarism is theft. Citing a source and providing a link back to it is the easiest thing in the world to do. People who don’t do that are scumbags. Marathon Investigations lost all credibility by not crediting this site. What a bunch of jerks. They probably secretly love Maude as much as TB.

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