Mayor In New York Who Calls Himself “King Of The Village” Gets Confronted By Constituent For Banging His Wife

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If you think Worcester’s City Council meetings are a shit show, wait until you see what’s going on in the town of Spring Valley, NY…..

NY Daily NewsA Rockland County village meeting on Tuesday night erupted into Jerry Springer-levels of chaos when a town resident took the microphone and started blasting Mayor Demeza Delhomme for sleeping with his wife.“Mr. Delhomme is trying to use his power to get into my house,” Reginald Alfred, a maintenance worker, accused at the riled-up meeting. “He destroyed my house. He destroyed my family. I have two daughters.”

Alfred fired off a list of accusations, claiming the mayor slept with his wife and abused his power to have police harassing him every step he takes.

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“I can’t even go to my daughter’s school,” the 48-year-old said.

The alleged adulterer mayor denied it all, telling the room that he had never seen this man before.

In an outburst, trustee Vilair Fonvil yelled, “You’re screwing his wife and you said you don’t know him?”

From there, what was supposed to be a meeting about the town’s firefighting equipment erupted into an argument about the mayor’s alleged infidelity. Alfred, who said he’d been married to his wife for 24 years, said he was afraid of the mayor getting his hands on his daughters next.


Next on the docket. Hilarious.

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Wow. Just wow. Obviously my first thought is, how is this America? It’s a bunch of angry guys with foreign accents yelling at each other. Everyone is Haitian or Orthodox Jew. And is this some sort of regular occurrence? Because they just let the guy whose wife is supposedly cheating on him go on, and on, and on. Just for the record, I believe him. This right here:


Is the face of a man who is not afraid to walk into your home and bang your wife. All we have in Worcester are local boobs calling Mike Gaffney racist. And they get the gavel pretty quick when that happens. Not in Spring Valley though. When a constituent stands up and makes the allegation that the mayor is nailing his wife, his political opponent jumps in and says, You’re screwing his wife and you said you don’t know him?”

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Not in Spring Valley though. Oh no, in Spring Valley your colleagues double down and ask you what’s up with that? Because apparently Spring Valley is a foreign country run by a corrupt government.

These guys are all from Haiti, and I assume this is just politics as usual in Haiti. Meanwhile the Jewish guy is sitting there not sure what to do:


Anyway, we did a little background research on Mayor Demeza Delhomme. We found this video of him referring to himself as the  “King of the village“:

“Fonvil,” Delhomme says, “The supervisor works for (explicative) me. He ain’t working for you”

Trustee Emilia White interrupts. “You’re cursing again,” she says.

“Sorry,” Delhomme says. “Sorry. Sorry.”


An argument ensues. Delhomme stands and waves his hands.

“You heard from me,” he shouts. “That’s the king! That’s the king! You heard it from the king! The king get it from the soldiers!”

“Who is the king?” Fonvil asks.

“I am!” Delhomme shouts.

“King of what?” Fonville asks.

“King of the village,” Delhomme says.

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Several of the trustees break into laughter.

About five seconds later, Fonvil asks, “So what are we doing here? What are the trustees doing here?”

“To vote and get your tail out of here,” Delhomme replies. “The mayor runs the village. Not you.”


Seriously, what country are we in? Who uses the word village in America? How did this city of 31,000 people get to this point? The Mayor is referring to himself as “King of the village.” LOL. No wonder he’s walking into random people’s homes and banging their wives. 

Oh yea, and I don’t know how that Jewish guy feels sitting next to him, becuase he kind of  hates Jews:

Asked whether he would vote against, “anything a Jew brings,” Delhomme replied, “Yes,” during a conversation recorded last March at Village Hall. Delhomme later said, “I swear to God. On the application. Any Jew that comes in.”

The mayor, who is Haitian, said if a Haitian brought the same application as a Jew, he would support it.

“I’m voting for them,” he said on the recording. “Because they voted for me. They supported me.”

Classic. It’s just hilarious that this is occurring in an American city. Granted this is pretty much exactly how I assumed 90% of the world’s governments functioned.  But it’s just amazing that we have a an elected official who calls himself the king, openly hates Jews, and walks into random people’s homes and bangs their wife. Maybe Worcester isn’t so bad after all.


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7 Comment(s)
  • Fatfinger Lou
    February 26, 2016 at 7:20 pm

    Mrs. Fatfigure and I considered Upstate NY for our retirement years.

    I see a war brewing of the bravest nations on earth, like in Jordanes History and Deeds of the Goths…Ultra Orthodox Jews dressed for heavy legal battle, Haitians drawing welfare and sharp political appointments, old Irish and Italians fighting with canes and retirement accounts, and ambivalent natives wielding casinos!

    It must be an awesome sight!

  • juror seven
    February 26, 2016 at 3:16 pm

    Can’t you just picture Jumpin’ Joe Petty acting like this? Some one like the famous poster Q storming into the Tuesday council meeting and calling Joe out for having an affair with his wife?

  • Devils Mouthpiece
    February 26, 2016 at 11:41 am

    Gotta love those 3rd world values. The whole story seems too far fetched to be true; that a public official can get away with saying that. Oh, that’s right, black minorities cant be racist so it must be misunderstood. As for the mayor running around banging that dudes wife. Whatever,,, happens every day.

  • mike
    February 26, 2016 at 9:17 am

    If Obama had a brother ……….

  • William S Smith
    February 26, 2016 at 6:32 am

    It’s good to be the king.

  • BobnMic
    February 26, 2016 at 12:34 am

    I’m terribly sorry for walking in late on this feed and not being up to speed… Is this an article referring to the Mosaic crazy stuff?

  • Nanny
    February 25, 2016 at 10:48 pm

    King’s privilege.

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