• Meanwhile In Worcester, Here’s A Guy Grabbing Moby Trick’s Twin Hams Through Her Boy Shorts On Main Street

    Meanwhile In Worcester, Here’s A Guy Grabbing Moby Trick’s Twin Hams Through Her Boy Shorts On Main Street

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    Thanks to the clouds in the sky today, this is the closest Worcesterites got to seeing a total eclipse. And if you stare at it for too long you will go blind too.

    Only in Worcester.

    Nothing to see here. Just a guy in calico shorts walking through Main South, grabbing a big ol piece of the sweet potato pie he just paid for! Oh, and she’s wearing slippers.

    And I guess her robe is in the wash.

    God knows where they ended up playing polish the porpoise, but odds are someone urinated on it the night before.

    Apparently there have been a number of sightings of these lovebirds around town:

    Odds are they were probably just on the way to a Joe Petty standout.

    This is why Worcester can’t have nice things.







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    1. They call me Ponch

      Diff’rent Strokes for diffrent folks!

      2017 version of The Whistler!

      No racism here Petty!

    2. Lisa

      Polish the Porpoise! That one has me on the floor!!!!

    3. J-Dub

      That made me throw up a little. And by a little I mean I filled a Hefty bag.

    4. Dick Dover

      For fucks sake man, it’s dinner time. I was cooking a pork loin you bastard.

    5. Mile

      Finally, turtleboy has dropped the sjw act abd return to what it’s good for.

    6. juror seven esq.

      Don’t get your hand get caught up in that grand canyon. Don’t even want to think about all that cheese that would be on the fingers.

    7. Mom's Basement

      That dude is totally outsized. I’ll bet she robbed his ass.

      1. Maura Healey

        He’s her pimp.


      Now why would you wanna pick on a nice couple out for a stroll?

      They’re probably coming from church. One of those churches that eats children.

    9. Devils Mouthpiece

      WTF – that’s all I gots.

    10. Sir-mix-alot

      Even the whiteboys have to shout, baby got back.

    11. Itsjustme

      Isn’t that the same girl who sells weed in her underwear?

    12. Rightwinger

      Maybe they are on thier way to meet up with Gaffney to pick some weeds?

      1. Mirror Mirror

        You’re really pretty sad, aren’t you? Maybe you should ask Joe for a raise.

        1. Rightwinger


    13. Linda

      Yup. That’s Worcester.

    14. Harry Snapperorgans

      Damn, it took many bags of EBT-sponsored Cheetohs ™ to build that mass of ass.

    15. Sterling Turtle Rider

      Those look more like bread bags tied onto her feet than slippers

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