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Meanwhile in Worcester…..
Nothing to see here. Just some ass clown riding a yellow OFO bike on 290.
Those damn yellow bikes man. The ones that people still have’t figured out are NOT paid for by the taxpayers. They are literally everywhere. The best part about them is that they’re part of Worcester’s “renaissance.” They envisioned young professionals living in overpriced loft apartments in City Square riding those bikes in suits to their tech jobs at Google’s new headquarters in Main South.
Instead they got these deep fried hoodboogers smashing them with rocks
While turning the Woo into an OFO graveyard.
But local boobs on the highway is definitely a first.
Never thought I’d see that. But then again, this is Worcester. Anything is possible.
The best part is those bikes only have one speed. They can’t possibly be any slower. And this mamma jamma decided to take it on the God damn highway, because traffic on Water Street just didn’t drive fast enough.
Here’s my question – what exit did he get on at, and where was he getting off? It literally makes zero sense to get on the highway. I’m assuming he came from Kelley Square after spending a night at the Hotel Green Street Overpass, and let’s for the sake of argument say that he got off at the downtown exit. There’s a billion different parallel ways you could drive that bike and get to your destination without driving on a busy highway that doesn’t have a shoulder lane.
But then again, this is Worcester. The less you try to make sense of the way people operate around here the happier you’ll be.