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Meanwhile In Worcester, Here’s A Local Boob Riding His Yellow OFO Bike On I-290 East

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Meanwhile in Worcester…..

Nothing to see here. Just some ass clown riding a yellow OFO bike on 290.

Those damn yellow bikes man. The ones that people still have’t figured out are NOT paid for by the taxpayers. They are literally everywhere. The best part about them is that they’re part of Worcester’s “renaissance.” They envisioned young professionals living in overpriced loft apartments in City Square riding those bikes in suits to their tech jobs at Google’s new headquarters in Main South.

Instead they got these deep fried hoodboogers smashing them with rocks

While turning the Woo into an OFO graveyard.

But local boobs on the highway is definitely a first.

Never thought I’d see that. But then again, this is Worcester. Anything is possible.

The best part is those bikes only have one speed. They can’t possibly be any slower. And this mamma jamma decided to take it on the God damn highway, because traffic on Water Street just didn’t drive fast enough.

Here’s my question – what exit did he get on at, and where was he getting off? It literally makes zero sense to get on the highway. I’m assuming he came from Kelley Square after spending a night at the Hotel Green Street Overpass, and let’s for the sake of argument say that he got off at the downtown exit. There’s a billion different parallel ways you could drive that bike and get to your destination without driving on a busy highway that doesn’t have a shoulder lane.

But then again, this is Worcester. The less you try to make sense of the way people operate around here the happier you’ll be.

15 Comment(s)
  • Jack
    June 27, 2018 at 4:22 pm

    First adult I ever seen riding one. The average age is about 13. It means things are looking up!

    June 27, 2018 at 11:25 am

    This guy is probably the only person i have ever seen riding one that actually paid to use it. Fuck he can drive it anywhere he wants if he’s paying for it i ain’t mad at him

  • deflatteddoritodinks
    June 27, 2018 at 8:44 am

    Those bikes weigh 800 pounds. No wonder they don’t care if people steal them. I’m sure the state troopers will be right on this and get the guy off the highway fast. Just kidding. The staties are probably asleep under some shady bridge.

    • mopey63
      July 13, 2018 at 2:56 pm

      Or shaving Leigha Genduso lady parts.

  • SpandexWearingBikie
    June 26, 2018 at 9:28 pm

    I’m with the guy on the bike. Kelly Sq. to Lincoln Street for his methadone appointment. Route 290 is the straightest line. And no traffic lights.
    See what a fuckin’ waste of money those Green Street bike lanes are now?

  • live and let die
    June 26, 2018 at 9:06 pm

    ace hardware add pop up, some other add with a guy speaking in Spanish running 2 instances with no way to stop it, scrolling scrolling scrolling… ad network is malware compromised.

    but anyway 290 is a death trap, shifting turning lanes 50mph, real speeds much higher, bitches b texting, illegals b changing lanes or stopping, trucks everywhere. Dead stop at on ramps and off ramps, assholes all lane jumping with no warning. More ratchets should walk or bicycle on 290 its a win win.

  • Victory Lane
    June 26, 2018 at 8:35 pm

    I prefer to think he was staying on 290 until he got to Shrewsbury… maybe Hudson?

  • M0f0 bike
    June 26, 2018 at 7:48 pm

    This is like hanging weights from your balls.

    Hurts like hell and doesn’t make any sense.

  • Mongoose
    June 26, 2018 at 6:05 pm

    I’m a Turtle Rider extreme so why break my balls? 290 is the only road in the city without deadly potholes.

    Being a bike messenger for drug dealers sucks but when I applied for a Government job at DCF the application said Spanish speaking people preferred so I didn’t stand a chance.

    This is the truth, if you can’t speak Spanish you can’t land a Government job with all the perks!

  • WarrenPeace
    June 26, 2018 at 4:30 pm

    I think I saw this dude working. He was repainting the outside of a diner on Shrewsbury street. I noticed the yellow bike with the toolkit in the basket. I thought it was cool if you lived close to bike like that. Get some exercise, enjoy the nice weather, save some coin on gas. They are not horrible just who in their right minds starts a bike rental in late fall. Still probably way cheaper to but a bike then to rent it. In a pinch it is not to bad.

  • Frank Rizzo
    June 26, 2018 at 4:29 pm

    Hey Emily you dumbass it’s against the law to be on the interstate on a bike and if some poor bastard hits him with their car it will ruin both their lives. What a stupid cunt, you and the guy on the bike!

  • Emily
    June 26, 2018 at 2:53 pm

    I don’t see the problem with the man on the highway. He’s way over in the breakdown lane. He maybe just got a job and this is the only way for him to get there. We can’t all afford a car, a home and other things in this day and age. JMO but I don’t think it’s a problem . He’s not doing wheelies on 290 just pedaling in the breakdown lane.

    • Emily's baby daddy
      June 26, 2018 at 4:42 pm

      Theres no breakdown lane during that stretch of 290. Its a notoriously overpacked, jammed up highway driven by a lot of retards and illegals . Everyone knows you aren’t supposed to drive a bicycle on the highway. You sound just as fucked in the head was the asshole on that bike.

    • Walter " Marbles" Bird
      June 26, 2018 at 6:31 pm

      I Emily, My name is Walter. I can get you a deal on some accessories. One hand washes the other you know what I mean. I bet your ass looks sexy on a nice bike seat. Cmon down to my office right before we close.

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