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Yesterday we published this blog about some Medford SJWs which were trying to shut down a charity road race that raises money for schools because the satirical theme of cops and robbers was deemed to be racist by a group of racist white people. Leading the charge was this BLT-123 whose nose comes with its own door knocker:
Anyway, BLT-123 posted about his newfound Turtleboy fame…
For the record, we didn’t shame you for being “openly queer and trans.” No one gives a shit if you go bobbin for boners. Stop pretending to be oppressed. There’s no one less oppressed than members of the BLT-123 community in uber-liberal Massachusetts.
The reason we shamed you was because of the stupid things you were saying. You, an individual who clearly does not exercise or participate in community events, was trying to cancel a community event that revolves around exercise and raises money for children. And that makes you a Grade A dooshnozzle.
Anyway, the blog has caused quite the stir on the 2,000 member closed Medford Facebook group. People are demanding the expulsion of the Turtle mole:
Newsflash – nothing you post on Facebook is ever private. I’m in group conversations with 4 people, and every time I hit the enter button I assume the whole world will see it. Because if I piss off any of the other 3 people in the group they now have leverage on me. Nothing. On. Facebook. Is. Private.
The fact that your group is “closed” to 2,000 people as opposed to 20,000 people doesn’t mean it’s actually closed. And going on witch hunts to find the mole won’t work. Because the people who give us this shit are almost always the people who post nothing. The people who sit back and watch you make fools of yourself and want the whole world to join in on the hilarious people watching. You’ll never find them unless you get rid of 99% of the group. And by then your group will be destroyed. Trust me, we’ve done this many, many times before. Don’t get Turtle derangement syndrome.
Next he went after a cop for evidently correcting a woman’s spelling and/or using an emoji, instead of arresting her….
Yea officer, why aren’t you doing something about this “doxing” of a guy who put all his information out there for the world to see and intentionally acted like a douchenugget? It’s the job of the police to protect people from other people who want to say mean things about them on the Internet!!
You can’t learn this kind of stupidity. You’re just born with it.
The officer informed him that he was more than welcome to file a police report against Turtleboy for mean words on the Internet….
And he just might take him up on that offer….
So be ready!!
Next thing you know the BLT-123 was talking about copyright violations for us using selfies he voluntarily posted on Facebook. That’s when Bret Killoran showed up on his page and did what he always does….
But little did Bret realize that he was outmatched because….
You don’t fuck with the town librarian. They got mad knowledge and shit.
Next thing you know a copyright lawyer showed up to back him up…..
“You are abso-fucking-lutely wrong” about the copyright and user agreement Bret. Lots of respectable lawyers respond like that on Facebook posts. Danielle S. Van Lier does claim to be an intellectual property lawyer on her LinkedIn
And evidently has a license in California…
So obviously hiring her would be a wise investment. Everyone knows that everything you post on Facebook is automatically copyrighted. That’s just Internet lawyer 101 stuff. She was armed with links and shit too….
Oh snap!! Someone taught yo girl how to copy and paste! Game over y’all!!
Anyway Danielle, if you really are an attorney then you’re not a very good one. Websites routinely post images that other people post on Facebook in their stories all the time. Turn on the news. Facebook is where they go for your picture now.
We could post your pictures from your Facebook page on ours and there’s nothing you can do about it, because you are a joke of a lawyer. But we’re not gonna post your images because it looks like Party Waren Kebber already tweeted them out…..
— Party Waren Kebber (@WebbDawgTG) September 12, 2018
I'd like to copyright and left gerber servers for my poke bank!! pic.twitter.com/MK00d6GfUX
— Party Waren Kebber (@WebbDawgTG) September 12, 2018
And any real lawyer will tell you that images that are embedded inside of tweets cannot violate copyright law if they are published on a website like this. Because we didn’t publish the images, Twitter did. All we did was embed a Tweet. Websites like ours routinely use this loophole to avoid copyright laws. We used to get DMCA takedown notices all the time when we used other media outlet’s images. Then Party Waren Kebber came along and started tweeting out pictures like this so we just started embedding her tweets. Haven’t gotten a DMCA takedown in over two years now. Trust me, we’re way, way smarter than you, and always two steps ahead of bootleg lawyers like yourself.
Anyway, if bootleg lawyer or BLT-123 wants to come on the Turtleboy Live show on Friday night for ratchet redemption hour they’re more than welcome to. We’d love to hear their side of the story as we are committed to being fair and balanced.