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Medford BLT-123 Wants Cops To Intervene Due To Blog On Him Trying To Cancel Charity Road Race, Copyright Attorney Threatens DMCA Takedown Over Use Of BLT-123’s Facebook Pictures

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Yesterday we published this blog about some Medford SJWs which were trying to shut down a charity road race that raises money for schools because the satirical theme of cops and robbers was deemed to be racist by a group of racist white people. Leading the charge was this BLT-123 whose nose comes with its own door knocker:

Anyway, BLT-123 posted about his newfound Turtleboy fame…

For the record, we didn’t shame you for being “openly queer and trans.” No one gives a shit if you go bobbin for boners. Stop pretending to be oppressed. There’s no one less oppressed than members of the BLT-123 community in uber-liberal Massachusetts.

The reason we shamed you was because of the stupid things you were saying. You, an individual who clearly does not exercise or participate in community events, was trying to cancel a community event that revolves around exercise and raises money for children. And that makes you a Grade A dooshnozzle.

Anyway, the blog has caused quite the stir on the 2,000 member closed Medford Facebook group. People are demanding the expulsion of the Turtle mole:

Newsflash – nothing you post on Facebook is ever private. I’m in group conversations with 4 people, and every time I hit the enter button I assume the whole world will see it. Because if I piss off any of the other 3 people in the group they now have leverage on me. Nothing. On. Facebook. Is. Private.


The fact that your group is “closed” to 2,000 people as opposed to 20,000 people doesn’t mean it’s actually closed. And going on witch hunts to find the mole won’t work. Because the people who give us this shit are almost always the people who post nothing. The people who sit back and watch you make fools of yourself and want the whole world to join in on the hilarious people watching. You’ll never find them unless you get rid of 99% of the group. And by then your group will be destroyed. Trust me, we’ve done this many, many times before. Don’t get Turtle derangement syndrome.

Next he went after a cop for evidently correcting a woman’s spelling and/or using an emoji, instead of arresting her….

Yea officer, why aren’t you doing something about this “doxing” of a guy who put all his information out there for the world to see and intentionally acted like a douchenugget? It’s the job of the police to protect people from other people who want to say mean things about them on the Internet!!

You can’t learn this kind of stupidity. You’re just born with it.

The officer informed him that he was more than welcome to file a police report against Turtleboy for mean words on the Internet….

And he just might take him up on that offer….

So be ready!!

Next thing you know the BLT-123 was talking about copyright violations for us using selfies he voluntarily posted on Facebook. That’s when Bret Killoran showed up on his page and did what he always does….

But little did Bret realize that he was outmatched because….

You don’t fuck with the town librarian. They got mad knowledge and shit.

Next thing you know a copyright lawyer showed up to back him up…..

“You are abso-fucking-lutely wrong” about the copyright and user agreement Bret. Lots of respectable lawyers respond like that on Facebook posts. Danielle S. Van Lier does claim to be an intellectual property lawyer on her LinkedIn

And evidently has a license in California…

So obviously hiring her would be a wise investment. Everyone knows that everything you post on Facebook is automatically copyrighted. That’s just Internet lawyer 101 stuff. She was armed with links and shit too….




Oh snap!! Someone taught yo girl how to copy and paste! Game over y’all!!

Anyway Danielle, if you really are an attorney then you’re not a very good one. Websites routinely post images that other people post on Facebook in their stories all the time. Turn on the news. Facebook is where they go for your picture now.

We could post your pictures from your Facebook page on ours and there’s nothing you can do about it, because you are a joke of a lawyer. But we’re not gonna post your images because it looks like Party Waren Kebber already tweeted them out…..

And any real lawyer will tell you that images that are embedded inside of tweets cannot violate copyright law if they are published on a website like this. Because we didn’t publish the images, Twitter did. All we did was embed a Tweet. Websites like ours routinely use this loophole to avoid copyright laws. We used to get DMCA takedown notices all the time when we used other media outlet’s images. Then Party Waren Kebber came along and started tweeting out pictures like this so we just started embedding her tweets. Haven’t gotten a DMCA takedown in over two years now. Trust me, we’re way, way smarter than you, and always two steps ahead of bootleg lawyers like yourself.

Anyway, if bootleg lawyer or BLT-123 wants to come on the Turtleboy Live show on Friday night for ratchet redemption hour they’re more than welcome to. We’d love to hear their side of the story as we are committed to being fair and balanced.

22 Comment(s)
  • Attorney Richard N. Vulva, Esquire
    September 13, 2018 at 8:08 am

    I’m still waiting for the DCMA takedown notice.
    And my bailbondsman is on standby for when the police report is filed an an arrest is made.

  • Abso-fucking-loutly FABULOUS!!!!!!
    September 13, 2018 at 3:26 am

    Anybody watch Venture Bros? I swear to Mighty Christ I hear Augustus St. Cloud’s voice every time I read a Drew Merrill tweet.

    September 12, 2018 at 5:27 pm

    Welcome to Massofchewedshits

  • Judge dread
    September 12, 2018 at 2:18 pm

    As Gavin Mcinnes said, “trannies are mentally ill gay men”.

    I don’t understand why the left is trying glamorize this dog shit. They have the worst demographics- highest rate of suicide (5x thatof combat vets), highest rate of homelessness, highest rate of prostitution, highest rate of drug addiction. It’s almost like the left is engaging in eugenics against their own.

    I hope this freak show isn’t getting state benefits because he read on tumblr that you can be any gender u want.

  • Local real local
    Local real local
    September 12, 2018 at 12:59 pm

    Party waren Kebber is a scream! This lawyer is totally out of her mind. Copyrighting is a non- starter. For someone who claims to be in this field of law, is incorrect. Copyrighting May or may not apply to photographs by the originating person must affirmatively assert the protection upfront, not after the fact. Yes, the terms of use do apply to all users of FB, but since TBS is a newspaper/journalist they are exempt from federal statutes designed to protect a copyright or trademark. Make no mistake, TBS didn’t use the coke logo and say “we are support by Coke-cola” or “proudly brought to you by the makers of coke-cola”. They used the photograph consistent with a journalistic intent. Tough shit the guy looks like a total douche and he sounds like a half assed hack. His photo doesn’t receive the same protection as the coke-cola scenario. I love people from other states and other areas of the law that just opine bullshit all day log.

    Gerber servers. Jesus that cracks me up.

  • BucketNutz
    September 12, 2018 at 9:11 am

    Johnny/Janey/whatever should know that Medford is a CITY & not a town, if indeed they are a librarian in Medford. (BTW, IIRC, the public library is across High St from St Joe’s elementary school. Is this pathetic excuse for a human registered as a sex offender?)

    Open question for the Turtle-riders too: Does one have to register for Selective Service/the Draft if they are ABC/BLT/123 ?

  • Sir Punchalot
    September 12, 2018 at 9:10 am

    Maybe Ms Gross Tits intentionally spelled “defense” the gay, Limey way to make herself appear worldly and well traveled. I can always spot a Class A Mega-douche by the way they insert affectations into their otherwise lame posts. Using “cheers” as a sign off and ending questions with “no ?” are prime examples of pretentious douchery, no ? Cheers !

  • hank
    September 12, 2018 at 8:46 am

    When someone is clearly mentally impaired you can usually see that something or some action is “off”. If someone is anorexic you can see the results of that person having mental/health issues. You wouldn’t tell them they look amazing and pretend to go along like nothing is wrong because you know you’re dealing with a sick person who needs help…..When dealing with trans, not only are you forced to pretend they aren’t mental but if you tell the truth, guilt laden lunatics will try to destroy your life. So whatever they say is “right”. This guy is a perfect example. He clearly needs help but no one can tell him because a crazy person doesn’t know they’re crazy; everyone else is…. and people who encourage it know what they’re doing and more likely than not are just lonely and angry at life but too big of a pussy to do something to better themselves. So they attack those that do. Don’t engage in the lunacy (just laugh from the sidelines).

  • ncfoothillbilly
    September 12, 2018 at 7:53 am

    He works at the library…lol. He’s one of the tranny stool-pushers that reads faggoty books to little kids in hopes of diddling one in the bathroom when no normal people are paying attention. “Scratch a faggot, find a pedophile”, (I cannot remember the name but that quote came from a NAMBLA freak). The suicide rate for these sub-humans is extremely high, thankfully. C’mon down to the foothills of NC where my assisted suicide training can be had quite affordably (paid upfront, of course). If you can’t pay the entire course fee in advance we do offer a payment plan wherein we will conduct self-harm classes leading to the beautiful crescendo of total darkness (after receipt of full payment, of course). For those unaware, the term faggot was used to identify how these abominations to humankind were put to death…a pole with firewood stacked high in a circular fashion wherein said freak was tethered then set alight. The pile of wood was called the faggot. There’s your history lesson for the day, ya damn yankees…lol. The pillow-biters are safe for a few days as we’re expecting a deluge of rain over the next week. Vlad Tepes (aka Vlad the Impaler) knew a good use of a pole…seems like a fitting way to go for a booty-bandit.

    • ncfoothillbilly
      September 12, 2018 at 8:13 am

      Billy’s Dad is a Fudge Packer (PSA PARODY)

  • Henry Fool
    September 12, 2018 at 6:15 am

    The way they turned on one another says more about them than a thousand Tweets.

  • SIr Wilfred Death
    September 12, 2018 at 6:03 am

    That man made one good point. This site with all it’s design and production problems is very Geo Cities. (Kid’s look that one up on From the ancient world).

    • z
      September 12, 2018 at 12:26 pm

      I saw the Geo-Cities reference and thought the same thing. A simpler time when “More” was thought to be better.

      There’s a reason Drudge makes bank with a web site that looks like it was created with windows notepad.

  • Sharpie eye brow pen
    September 12, 2018 at 5:30 am

    Why is this boy dissing the jail bdsm and subbing lifestyle it would be the best experience of his tranny life.

  • fordsnharleys
    September 12, 2018 at 2:57 am

    I thought anything posted to facebook was their property according to user agreement. If they own it and don’t care, there’s no problem. It makes sense to keep them out of copyright infringement cases.

  • RealDumbFucks
    September 12, 2018 at 12:43 am

    Where was this fat bitch attorney when baseball players were being harassed about previous gun right post they made

  • Crispy C
    September 12, 2018 at 12:27 am

    Trannies are the weirdest mentally ill fucks in America right now. This retard crybaby dresses and looks ridiculous for attention and now he has it thanks to Turtleboy and he isn’t happy. He seems as confused about this as he was when his Science teacher covered the XY/XX chromosomes lesson.

    It is amazing that we have so many real mental health issues in this country and rather than deal with that we let the phony doctor shrinks come up with make believe issues like gender dysphoria and we cater to these gross cretins.

  • Fo Sho
    udder nonsense
    September 11, 2018 at 11:52 pm

    Put those butt ugly fun bags away……….

  • Idiot sandwich
    September 11, 2018 at 11:50 pm

    Yea, I definitely trust the advise of an attorney who can’t spell the word defense correctly. Abso-fuckin-lutely.

    • Spellcheck
      September 12, 2018 at 6:57 am


  • Narcanista
    September 11, 2018 at 11:50 pm

    Medford Shim. Seen it around with its dark gloomy goth cloud of ennui. This is why I am voting No on 3 – there is no such thing is Gender “Identity”. There are two sexes though, and women can do things I can’t do – such as bear a child and then nurse the child until it can grow large and strong enough to eat solid food. I hold doors open for women, because I respect what they have to do to in order to raise and nuture their children. I refuse to offer the same respect to trannies – because they have done nothing to nuture or raise children, and they are not able to. Therefore, they dont get to “identify” with being able or having done any of that. The only thing a shim can do is to cause trouble.

  • Otis TBFan
    September 11, 2018 at 11:41 pm

    Where r the screen shots of the queer guy trying to get the race cancelled I missed that part??? 

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