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Last week on Dr. Phil had a couple of local Medford clunge maggots named Danielle McRae and Nick Lynch on his show who treated their then 6 year old daughter (who was born addicted) like a dog, never potty trained her, let her miss over 70 days of school, left her home alone for days, and hardly ever fed her so they could get high on meth mile. Danielle’s sister took the girl and is raising her, and since then these two cumwipes have produced another crotch nugget, and somehow have custody of the now 8 month old child. Oh, and they named the baby “Gisella” because they are terrible.
Nick of course is a rapper:
This is what we’re dealing with here:
Danielle is 35, but as you can see she’s 86 in Meffa years.
They’ve both got Google trophies up the wazoo:
Last year Danielle went missing for several months and Nick got mad that people weren’t “minding their own business.” Then he posted this from her Facebook page and made it a million times worse.
“I’ve been taking care of my life what I have to do right now in best for my children.”
Oh yea, what your kids need right now is for you to be giving out knobjobs to strangers for crack money in the South End. No need to worry about them doing bad things based on their past. Lots of normal parents abandon their children for a year at a time to take a slumdog sabbatical. of their life.
The comments went over like a queef in a confessional and “Danielle” attempted to clear the air in this unending sentagraph.
When these two pissflaps went on the show they were apparently under the impression that they’re some sort of celebrities, not realizing that Dr. Phil only has people on who are so fucked up that he wants the rest of the world to gawk at how terrible they are.
They made this video of themselves living the high life and ordering room service from their hotel, not realizing that Dr. Phil was about to publicly shame them in front of millions.
Their major grievances included the fact that their daughter was doing “too many activities” (like not being locked in a room), that it’s not a big deal that he beats her and degrades her, and that the 8 year old child should live at the shelter on meth mile with them (because it’s close to the hospital). Oh, and Nick was arrested for strangling Danielle’s mother after she ransacked their room (they used to live with Mom of course) looking for drugs. And so the show began, and the homeless crack bunnies made their case that they should get their now 8 year old daughter back, and that her sister who saved the child’s life had actually kidnapped the poor girl.
“I don’t wanna speak too much into it, because it’s a legal matter and I’m still on probation.”
“That’s complete bullshit cuz of a fight I didn’t start I spent a month and a half in jail.”
Lots of people get arrested for choking their girlfriend’s mother. Complete misunderstanding. He only plead guilty because he was a junkie and he couldn’t get drugs in jail. That’s literally his defense. Amazing.
Of course Danielle also has a 20 year old son who tried to restrain her during the assault while Nick taped it. He’s now sharing that video to prove that it was her son who assaulted her, not him (around the 7:00 mark).
“I’m not trying to defamate his character.”
That’s a new one.
As you can see from their appearance on Dr. Phil, poor Nick found out the hard way that he was not actually the star of the show, he was the villain. So he created this Facebook page (which is hours of fun down the ratchet rabbit hole) to air his grievances with Dr. Phil.
According to him they’re now fit parents, despite not having jobs or a home, simply because they’re on methadone now instead of heroin.
He also claims he works at Domino’s, which in fact he does not.
Oh good, they’re on social security too. This is what my tax dollars go towards. Able bodied meth muppets who smell like a carton of Newport Lights lodged in Didi Delgado’s grundle.
Meanwhile Nick and Danielle have been voicing their disproval largely through memes.
They’re made at the woman who saved their daughter’s life after they abandoned her, because she has the audacity to believe that being on methadone is not the same thing as being sober. Because it’s not.
They’ve also been making terrible, cracked out videos whining about how they’re clean and have the letters from social workers to prove it.
Keep in mind, none of this changes the fact that they’re still junkies and live in a Goddamn SHELTER!!
I love how he’s mad at Dr. Phil, who was kind as shit. Dr. Phil actually said this:
“You guys misread me, I’m not trying to keep you away from your daughter, I’m about reunification. I want you in your daughter’s life.
I won’t be so kind. You useless scumcunt maggots shouldn’t ever have custody of either of these children again. I hope you never see them again. You chose a life of drugs and handjobs over your child, and now that you see your kid is actually doing well for herself you want to tear her away from that so she can come and live at the shelter with you. Because you are selfish, worthless pieces of shit who put your own desires above the best interests of your children.
Here’s my question – how do these fuckwits have custody of the 8 month old?
Seems like a no-brainer that they’re not exactly capable of raising a child, considering they’re meth heads who live in a Goddamn shelter. It’s not like it’s a secret either – they just went on Dr. Phil. Does DCF let you keep your second kid if you abandoned the first? Makes sense.