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Last week on Dr. Phil had a couple of local Medford clunge maggots named Danielle McRae and Nick Lynch on his show who treated their then 6 year old daughter (who was born addicted) like a dog, never potty trained her, let her miss over 70 days of school, left her home alone for days, and hardly ever fed her so they could get high on meth mile. Danielle’s sister took the girl and is raising her, and since then these two cumwipes have produced another crotch nugget, and somehow have custody of the now 8 month old child. Oh, and they named the baby “Gisella” because they are terrible.
Nick of course is a rapper:
This is what we’re dealing with here:
Danielle is 35, but as you can see she’s 86 in Meffa years.
They’ve both got Google trophies up the wazoo:
Last year Danielle went missing for several months and Nick got mad that people weren’t “minding their own business.” Then he posted this from her Facebook page and made it a million times worse.
“I’ve been taking care of my life what I have to do right now in best for my children.”
Oh yea, what your kids need right now is for you to be giving out knobjobs to strangers for crack money in the South End. No need to worry about them doing bad things based on their past. Lots of normal parents abandon their children for a year at a time to take a slumdog sabbatical. of their life.
The comments went over like a queef in a confessional and “Danielle” attempted to clear the air in this unending sentagraph.
When these two pissflaps went on the show they were apparently under the impression that they’re some sort of celebrities, not realizing that Dr. Phil only has people on who are so fucked up that he wants the rest of the world to gawk at how terrible they are.
They made this video of themselves living the high life and ordering room service from their hotel, not realizing that Dr. Phil was about to publicly shame them in front of millions.
Their major grievances included the fact that their daughter was doing “too many activities” (like not being locked in a room), that it’s not a big deal that he beats her and degrades her, and that the 8 year old child should live at the shelter on meth mile with them (because it’s close to the hospital). Oh, and Nick was arrested for strangling Danielle’s mother after she ransacked their room (they used to live with Mom of course) looking for drugs. And so the show began, and the homeless crack bunnies made their case that they should get their now 8 year old daughter back, and that her sister who saved the child’s life had actually kidnapped the poor girl.
“I don’t wanna speak too much into it, because it’s a legal matter and I’m still on probation.”
“That’s complete bullshit cuz of a fight I didn’t start I spent a month and a half in jail.”
Lots of people get arrested for choking their girlfriend’s mother. Complete misunderstanding. He only plead guilty because he was a junkie and he couldn’t get drugs in jail. That’s literally his defense. Amazing.
Of course Danielle also has a 20 year old son who tried to restrain her during the assault while Nick taped it. He’s now sharing that video to prove that it was her son who assaulted her, not him (around the 7:00 mark).
“I’m not trying to defamate his character.”
That’s a new one.
As you can see from their appearance on Dr. Phil, poor Nick found out the hard way that he was not actually the star of the show, he was the villain. So he created this Facebook page (which is hours of fun down the ratchet rabbit hole) to air his grievances with Dr. Phil.
According to him they’re now fit parents, despite not having jobs or a home, simply because they’re on methadone now instead of heroin.
He also claims he works at Domino’s, which in fact he does not.
Oh good, they’re on social security too. This is what my tax dollars go towards. Able bodied meth muppets who smell like a carton of Newport Lights lodged in Didi Delgado’s grundle.
Meanwhile Nick and Danielle have been voicing their disproval largely through memes.
They’re made at the woman who saved their daughter’s life after they abandoned her, because she has the audacity to believe that being on methadone is not the same thing as being sober. Because it’s not.
They’ve also been making terrible, cracked out videos whining about how they’re clean and have the letters from social workers to prove it.
Keep in mind, none of this changes the fact that they’re still junkies and live in a Goddamn SHELTER!!
I love how he’s mad at Dr. Phil, who was kind as shit. Dr. Phil actually said this:
“You guys misread me, I’m not trying to keep you away from your daughter, I’m about reunification. I want you in your daughter’s life.
I won’t be so kind. You useless scumcunt maggots shouldn’t ever have custody of either of these children again. I hope you never see them again. You chose a life of drugs and handjobs over your child, and now that you see your kid is actually doing well for herself you want to tear her away from that so she can come and live at the shelter with you. Because you are selfish, worthless pieces of shit who put your own desires above the best interests of your children.
Here’s my question – how do these fuckwits have custody of the 8 month old?
Seems like a no-brainer that they’re not exactly capable of raising a child, considering they’re meth heads who live in a Goddamn shelter. It’s not like it’s a secret either – they just went on Dr. Phil. Does DCF let you keep your second kid if you abandoned the first? Makes sense.
I’d love to have an update. Did they lose custody of the younger one yet?
They are surprisingly doing very well for themselves was never fond of nick and she clearly has her own issues but they got off the methadone in January they are doing well they moved away from the Boston area out west or something they just bought a car and have been living In their own apartment for I believe 1 year now and still fighting for custody of the Other daughter
One other thing, whenever this maggot tries to make you believe he has a valid point his eyes shift to the left or right. Any profiler will tell you thats the first sign of body language that someone is lying. And STUNT PENIS, I’m usually on board with your comments but you stating this fuckin’ zombie shebeast has a nice body…get grip dude, you on hard drugs too????
I’m still trying to wrap my head around the fact that she’s only in her mid thirties. I’ve seen more youthful faces at wakes, lying in caskets…
I was gonna start fapping for the 5th time today but that uhhh, creature killed my boner.
Look at this fucking moron. He thinks being on TBS promotes his videos and gets his name out there. This follow up video is so ridiculous and he disabled the comments.
I must be getting old. When did meth start to mean methadone? Meth was (still is?) short for methamphetamine, aka speed, crank, ice, crystal, etc. When you hear of meth labs exploding, they’re not making methadone. To make methamphetamine, you need to use ether which is extremely flammable.
Anyway, how the fuck do these twats get social security money??
All these retarded junkies who can’t seem to figure out birth control should be spayed and neutered. Why can’t the methadone clinic make birth control part of recovery. Hand out birth control with their meth. Or make the get the implant or no meth which will def equal no custody.
Not only do we spend our tax dollars on their EBT but WE pay for the drug addicted baby to be treated in a NICU for who knows how Long as they suffer. And totem they send the baby home with the crackheads. I do not understand.
It’s no coincidence that useless white trash who can’t manage their lives take and act like black people.
Somehow the left thinks they’re smarter than the right, when in praxis it’s disturbing how profoundly stupid and doomed to failure they actually are.
If there is an opioid crisis, the Democrats solution is to decriminalize marijuana and to give junkies a place to shoot up all the opiates they want where they won’t be disturbed.
We are bracing to let another 4500 undocumented immigrants into the country, after this opioid crisis in question suddenly appeared after the last mass exitus from Central America.
Any criticism of the behavior of blacks and Hispanics that puts them on the news every night without fail leads to a charge of racism against minorities, when the truth is that the only minorities that create problems are blacks and Hispanics. Ever see an Indian or Japanese perpetrator at all? Of course not.
At this point, fuck it. It’s not in anyone’s rational self interest to give a shit about being labeled a racist. The black and Hispanics are all too free with their criticism of all white people in general.
Obama’s only real legacy was to villainize the police force in this country. Now we are dealing with the aftermath, and that’s sentiment has prompted even more fighting back against the police, yet Trump gets blamed for what one or two crazy men do, put all the resisting in flinging arrest and shooting at cops is most emphatically the fault of Barack Obama.
Blacks and Hispanics complain about how they are treated. Did you ever by accident wander into their neighborhoods? Meanwhile, they complain about the attitude towards them in white neighborhoods, when what they really do in a white neighborhood is roam around like midget dinosaurs acting like they’re the Apex predator, as the Clintons, of all people, called them. They conveniently forgot that last part.
It’s time to let the blacks and Hispanics know that we’re not gonna tolerate their shit, and then stop talking and start acting.
They completely disrespect white people in general, they disrespect cops in general and float the law like they’re in some twisted video game, they cry victim well victimizing white people. When’s the last time you heard of a white guy robbing a black guy?
Enough fucking bullshit. Time to squelch urban Democrat influence so that people can resume having class, speaking coherently, getting good jobs and managing their lives.
In my opinion, if blacks and Hispanics want to be seen as decent members of society, then they need to make serious changes so that their culture becomes admirable in some way.
Unfortunately, you have as much chance of that as seeing a pig in a dinner jacket.
So fuck their opinion. I’m racist against them. They ask for and expect that response, so why be extra fucking nice to those who don’t deserve it and even shit on the people who try to help them?
What gives me the right to say all this? I’m not sitting on some suburban sunny side street. I live next door to blacks and Hispanics. They do suck. They trashed this building upon their arrival. The kids are completely unmanaged and the apartment doesn’t have a stove, yet the chickenhead has 8 kids in a two bedroom apartment. They brought mice into the building and the mice remain here because they’re fed by the children who drop cookies and crackers everywhere, and they even play basketball indoors. I don’t even feel like getting into the Hispanic people cranking Soca music and screaming out the window at people.
Before the blacks in the Spanish came into this building, the place was absolutely immaculate and was surrounded by flowers outside. Now it’s trashed, the hallway carpets are permanently soiled, and the fire door is broken.
Fuck being understanding. I make a decent living and I should be able to live in a decent environment.
There’s a reason why people get pissed about busing and desegregation. At this point it’s obvious that white people didn’t think that through all the Way, or it may simply be due to the fact that Democrats would basically drinks sewage for votes.
How does this whole spiel relate to this article?
My answer is, how doesn’t it?
Hey, she does have a nice body…. You’re lying if you don’t admit you’d hit that.
Heroin is cheap and plentiful in the united states, thanks to our lax border policies and the continued train of caravans coming up from central america which are nothing more than a cover to smuggle drugs into the country.
Why spend tens of thousands on gastric bypass surgery or fad diets which only fail, like Slimfast, when you can use the Heroin Diet? Walk into any Walmart, and you can see virtually every american woman would benefit from it.
Next time some fatty tells you about her struggles to lose weight, just ask her “Hey honey, have you tried the heroin diet?”
Hey stunt penis you are 100 pct WRONG. A nice body has nice big titties and an ample apple ass. I wouldn’t hit that with your cock. She’s a fuckin’ skank ho. I learned my lessons long ago, maybe you haven’t yet.
I agree, Frank. No “movement” whatsoever.
she kinda looks like kelly-ann conway, who i’d fuck sideways till she became a democrat
We need welfare reform. You don’t work you don’t eat.
how do these fuckwits have custody of the 8 month old? Because this is MA where its not illegal to be illegal , Suffolk county just elected a DA who doesnt even want to prosecute crimes and Worcester just re-elected a corrupt POS DA
Poster children for public education in Massachusetts.
My first thought was why in the world would she put that baby on the 4×6 linoleum floor when they have a large room covered in carpet?
Not to mention the child’s bottle is also on the floor and the only thing he’s worried about is how much he can rack up in room service.
Trying play off that he’s getting the baby the scrambled eggs with cheese. oh please dude it’s 12:30 and your kid hasn’t eaten yet???
And speaking of the time he’s already tallying up his lunch bill nice great parents.
So basically they slept all day and let their kid go hungry till noon.
I can tell you why he is tallying up his bill already, I have a friend who is a producer for ‘The Doctors’ (owned and operated by Dr. Phil and crew.) Guest only get a $40 daily meal stipend each. So they spent $62 on breakfast and now only have $18 for the rest of the day.
Producers used to drive guest to and from the airport and to the studio, etc. but usually after taping people are screaming about how “he made them look bad, they never should have come” etc. Now they have young inspiring models, actors, film makers, directors, usually straight out of high school, or college do the driving around.
Usually guest of Dr. Phil are show are flown back home right after taping. They go from taping their segment or show right to the airport, while guest of The Doctors (because they’re usually better quality people) are usually allowed to stay a few days longer, if they desire, and at the curtosy of the show.
Guest of The Doctors can also pick what hotel they want to stay at, while Dr. Phil’s are put in the cheapest, easiest place they can find. Another interesting tidbit, the apartment they use is just some warehouse that they have several rooms setup in and that is where they do the taping you see when they are talking to the camera and acting out different things. It’s used for both shows and you only have to watch a few episodes to notice if you’re looking.
I want both these fuckin pukes to die very soon. Maybe they’ll commit double suicide after they lose custody of the other daughter too.The only reason they want the other kid back is so they can get a bigger EBT stipend and a bigger section 8 apartment. I’d actually be willing to have them replaced by a coupla somali refugees or such, Fuckin disgusting creeps.
Ugg what is she like 47? Or maybe 24×7 meth? She looks like Ann Coulter’s reanimated corpse.
And how mephondone is not “drugs” while she’s pregnant not once but twice? Wtf? Years ago I took some methodane one dose “just to check it out” and it was the worst drug experience I ever had. I must have threw up 10x. They want to poison their 2 babies with this shit?
The judge says make sure the web camera is off, hit the place at 5am, and have multiple people beat him with a sap. Then dump him near the piers and have cops say he was a rat, and have the mob do as they may.
When I first saw her I thought “that must be the grandmother going on the show too” and was floored she was the woman they were writing about. I can’t believe how badly she looks.
There was even a video they played before they talked to them standing together, and her boyfriend looks like he is her son or grandson. Those have been some hard 11 years, on her, that they have been together.
Of course Wacklemore’s (other) beatbox is sloppily parked in a handicap spot while he’s practicing those sweet nursery rhymes for the kids.
Why do women like this always make professional manicures, highlights, slutty clothes and make up a priority?
Agreed. Priorities. And she still looks like a bride of Dracula
Holy fucking shit Danielle looks like she just crawled out of a fucking Casket…….
Dr. Phil IS a scumbag exploiter of the highest order. He makes Maury & Jerry look like boy scouts when it comes to using people. Then again, these two oxygen thieves make it easy. It’s like going on CNN because you think they are actually going to broadcast facts – lol!
Is that Nick Lynch originally from Malden? He has some Google trophies too. So do all his asshole friends She looks 60 years old. What a pair of assholes. Those poor kids
Yo yo yo. A former M Dubz keeping it real. Maplewood all day right into jail rehab or the ground
Yo yo yo! You forgot a former junkie! M Dubs are some bitches…. Many are just rich kids.
I already see what is happening here. The daughter was in a bus when there was an accident. I’m willing to bet there was a lawyer involved and someone sued. Now these two meth heads want their daughter back so they can get the money that was/is being settled for. If it was not a case of someone suing, I’ll bet there will/would be if the parents had custody. Usually if you had your kids taken away, you do what DCF wants you to do to get them back. I’ve seen very few cases where the parents were not able to have custody of their child until that child was age eighteen. So, fix your asses and go forward, before that other baby is taken away, which she should be. Look at that picture you took of yourself on the way to Dr. Phil. ALL YOU, ALL ABOUT YOU, not the child. The first thing a good mother wants to do is show off her child, not you though. Sick people.