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Medford Woman And Three Kids Squat In Leominster House That Was Just Sold, Get Busted After Calling Plumber And Changing All The Locks

Medford Woman And Three Kids Squat In Leominster House That Was Just Sold, Get Busted After Calling Plumber And Changing All The Locks

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Fitchburg SentinelA Medford woman was arrested Monday on charges she broke into a Central Street home and lived there with her three children for several days. Akkima Danniell Briscoe, 39, of 85 Rockwell Ave. in Medford was arraigned Tuesday on charges of breaking and entering, vandalizing property and larceny from a building. She also had a warrant out for her arrest. Police became aware of Briscoe’s residence at 525 Central St. after the new homeowner drove by on Monday and was surprised to see a plumbing truck out front, according to police Lt. Michael Ciccolini.

“He was in the process of purchasing the house when he noticed the truck parked out front. He stopped to inquire what it was doing there,” Ciccolini said.

According to the police narrative, the plumber told the new homeowner that he had been called to 525 Central St. because the woman living their wanted the water turned back on.

“Unbeknownst to him, a family had moved into the house,” Ciccolini said. “Briscoe claimed she lived there and did not. She was then arrested for breaking and entering.”

Briscoe told police that she been living at the address since Friday, Ciccolini said. She also told police that she had removed all the house’s doorknobs, had all of the locks changed, and called the plumber to turn the water back on. Ciccolini also said that she had taken the real estate agent’s lock box that was being kept at the property.

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First of all, how does some chick from Medford end up all the way in Leominster? There were a million and one places you could’ve squatted in along Route 2, and she chose to go an hour west to Leominster. She’s gotta have friends or family in the area. We wouldn’t know because we had no luck finding any Akkima Danniell Briscoe’s on the Facebook machine. But if she’s using an alias, please send our way.

Secondly, Is the ballsiest move in the history of squatting? It’s one thing to move into a place if it’s abandoned. But calling up a plumber, changing the locks, and stealing the realtors key box? Ballsy. But it’s really only ballsy because you’re guaranteed to get caught. Oh, and if you’re gonna pull a move like this, you probably shouldn’t warrants out for your arrest too. Or, ya know, have three children along for the ride you call life.

Thirdly, she chose a house on Route 12, a stone’s throw away from downtown Leominster. Rule #1 of squatting – don’t squat on Main Street. More people drive by and you’re more likely to get caught.

Anyway, it goes without saying that this is an extremely ratchet move. It’s one thing if you wanna be a piece of shit like this, but dragging three innocent children into it makes you a shitty parent. Just sayin.



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11 Comment(s)
  • James Greelish
    April 29, 2017 at 4:02 pm

    This was awesome. I was there. She claimed she was homesteading it. Had a couple legal looking documents she used to fool the locksmith who rekeyed and the plumber who re-activated the water for her. Her “sister” in California used a credit card to pay for everything(assuming stolen). The boyfriend of course…had no idea, and thought she’d bought the house(riiight). I felt bad for her till it came out her 3 kids are homer “alternatively” schooled…with no educational books in the house, and haven’t seen a doctor in 8 years. And the new air mattresses, clothes with tags on them, etc bought with the California credit card- they left it all behind and didn’t bother to come back for any of it. To top it off- she had winterization stickers from 12-15 houses, so she’d been shopping around before picking this one, and she had fake I own this documents on this and another house…which is possibly where she is now. She did have a name change document on her, presumably to try and hide from her traffic warrant.

    • Boscobaybee
      May 8, 2017 at 5:41 pm

      She did it in Medford too in my neighborhood. I have photos of her being taken out by the cops with her little kid standing right on the sidewalk.

  • Wabbitt
    April 25, 2017 at 6:54 pm

    I’m reminded of that line from Police Academy 3, where the blonde with the big tits goes, “You’ll have a set of brass balls this big!”

  • Dgaf
    April 24, 2017 at 10:25 pm

    Finders keepers

  • suckmyd
    April 24, 2017 at 8:31 pm

    Massachusetts, the shithole that collapses when all these losers parents die and they have nowhere to stay. SEE YA I HOPE YOU GET KILL BY THESE ZOMBIES.

  • light em up
    April 24, 2017 at 12:21 pm

    Actually, you’d be surprised how well hiding in plain sight actually works. If you have your act together you can literally almost pull off anything just by pretending to be something you’re not.

    • True Reality Speaks
      Mirror Mirror
      April 24, 2017 at 8:30 pm

      Yeah – we have a State House full of Dems that were elected to represent the citizens of their districts. They’ve been pretending to “serve” us for decades now.

  • DJ
    April 24, 2017 at 12:20 pm

    Don’t think there’s much employment going on in her circle.

  • Deplorable
    April 24, 2017 at 11:57 am

    You assume she has a small level of self decency when obviously she has none. Taking her children along is nothing for people who lack morals. On another note. I recently had a conversation with someone I just met. I mentioned how I voted for Trump. They of course did not. Shortly after when they revealed they live in Worcester I asked if they follow turtleboy. They responded by saying they hate turtle boy because he’s conservative and he called out a friend of his on their blog. Hahaha… I’m gonna pry more next time I run into them and get a name so I can look it up and laugh!!

  • Diane Woods emerson
    April 24, 2017 at 11:42 am

    Maybe she has a disease. I would be just grossed out. Three kids and no working plumbing. Yuck

  • Nai
    April 24, 2017 at 11:41 am

    This used to be a thing couple years ago with a movement that said you had a right to squat in an empty house! In some instances, owners had to use legal means to evict them

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